Em Emalb's Journal: I declare this area of Cyberspace mine

All your JE's are belong to me.

I hike my leg in your general direction.

I am the man behind the man who makes the MAN do stuff.

I framed Roger Rabbit.

I drink the company koolaid.

I have french-kissed a french woman.

I ate the big white mint

No, Luke I'm your father.

Wait til they get a load of me.

( and you know that we got it )

[blinder]

No, Luke I'm your father

Obiwon would never botha
tell the truth about your fatha
he told me enough
he told me you killed him
then there's something I must reveal then

I'm ya fatha
I'm ya fatha

Re:( and you know that we got it )

[Pirogoeth]

Thanks for putting that back into my head...

Yoda, why you being a playa hater,
You know that I still gotta confront Lord Vader,
But Luke, not ready are you,
But there's a city in the clouds where they keepin' my crew
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do,
So now Vader, I'm coming for you,

Re:( and you know that we got it )

[blinder]

Thanks for putting that back into my head
Your welcome :)

Strange Poll

[johndiii]

There are six options "I". How are we supposed to distinguish them?

New Position for Em!

[bethanie]

So I guesss this makes you a CyberSquatter, eh? Nice.

Squat away, Em!

....Bethanie....

Wait til they get a load of me..

[Deamos]

And do you dance with the devil in the mail moon light as well?

You may ignore the rest of my message.

Speaking of 0wning things.. Fscking halfwit script kiddie pussbags have defaced two dozen sites on one of my servers. The bitch is I can't figure how they did it, so I can't fix it. So now I have customers calling up and telling me that I need to fix the security on my server.

NO SHIT!

Sorry had to bitch a bit about it somewhere.

Re:Wait til they get a load of me..

[llamalicious]

Oh no no no...

only *I* the great llamalicious dance with the devil in the pale moon light.

oh, you said mail... nevermind

Re:Wait til they get a load of me..

[Deamos]

Hah, that's what I get for not check my post first.

Tells you where my mind is, I should not post comments when at work.

Re:Wait til they get a load of me..

[Deamos]

!@$#@#%@

Not only am I replying to myself, but I am doing so to point out another painful error in my typing. That's what you get for not previewing.

Again I say !@$#@#%@

Re:Wait til they get a load of me..

[llamalicious]

You kick ass, man. Making me laugh when I'm in a really really pissed off mood is difficult!

Ahhh, I think Friday's going to be ok after-all. Thanks

spelung grammer and tyops be damned!

Re:Wait til they get a load of me..

[Deamos]

You are welcome for the laugh and I thank you for the indirect compliment.

At least someone is laughing today I am not at least not now, maybe later though.

But I do aim to please, at least that's what I pretend to do all day anyway. I am aiming to do something anyway. Mostly fix the mysterious security hole/flaw/target/bullseye...

CHALLENGE!

[FortKnox]

I challenge you to the death. Winner gets this area of cyberspace... but, of course, since death only lasts a day, this challenge will be repeated tomorrow! ;-)

Re:CHALLENGE!

[Em Emalb]

Fair enough.

Prepare to be beaten to death with a wet trout.

I challenge you Sir, to a DUEL!

Re:CHALLENGE!

[insanecarbonbasedlif]

Oy, is it all right if I stand on the side, and just kick the winner to death once it's over? I was really hoping to put a family of bytes in this space, and it would mean a lot to them if I could kill the winner.

Re:CHALLENGE!

[heliocentric]

No, to the pain.

Re:CHALLENGE!

[FortKnox]

Good quote!

NO! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why...

See you in court, Buster!

[Surak]

Since you now claim to '0wnz0r' my JEs, you must have broken my powerful and patented rot 0(tm) encryption scheme, which I utilize to ensure that only subscribers to Weekly Recap(tm) can access our fine publication.

Therefore, I am suing for multiple violations of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Furthermore, since you are running polls in your journal in violation of my patent #121,556,534,1234, "Method of polling via Slashdot Journal Entries", I am, in addition, suing you for patent violation.

See y

Re:See you in court, Buster!

[Em Emalb]

/Sad faced look

I WANT MY MOMMY!

Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

It's not like yelling. It is YELLING. You dumb shit lamo filter.

Re:See you in court, Buster!

[insanecarbonbasedlif]

HEY, D0N'T TALK THAT WAY AB0UT THE LAMENESS FILTER, CAUSE 1T R0CKS!!!!!