Journal TechnoLust's Journal: Meeting GMontag (& a cute blonde waitress) :-) 47
So we talked about who we knew on slashdot, and what our jobs were, and all that fun stuff. Dealing with technically inept people. Some of it was way over my roommates head, but GMontag knew a lot about the radio biz, and my roommate is just getting started as a DJ, so they had some stuff they could talk about. We talked about slashdot some more and I told him about meeting Bethanie, and he talked about why he and CyranoVR were mutual foe/freaks. He also told me a story about his ex-psycho, and I was priveledged enough to see the Hacker Jeep.
Our waitress was a cute little blonde in pigtails. When she came by and took our order, I ordered a Long Island Tea. She carded me (and I immediately thought of daoine). He said something about it and I said, "She knows I'm over 21, she's just trying to get my address so she can come by later. She thinks she's sneaky but I'm on to her." She laughed and then read my address out loud and said she'd be over after she left work. Later, she was over near the bathroom and some guy grabbed her and she screamed and I looked over and he let her go. She came over to the table and I asked if she was ok. She said something about yes, but she those guys almost drug her into the bathroom and "gang banged" her. I told her she looked distressed and I had been about to rush to her aid. I told GMontag I could probably get her to my house and in the hot tub and write a JE about it. He offered to "help me out" by telling her about how "famous" I am on slashdot. I said, "Yes, nothing picks up girls like letting them know you are a celebrity to geeks worldwide."
So she came back a little later and brought me another LIT, and I quizzed her about my address, thinking she would definitely have forgotten it since she's had to remember drinks and food orders for about 10 tables in that time span. To my surprise, she said it quickly and correctly. Then she said, "I get off at 3am, and I have to clean up, so I'll be there about 4am." I smiled and said, "I'll wait up." When she came back by to check our drinks (I switched to water at 2 LITs since I was driving.) she asked if I needed anything. I said, "Well, a hug would be nice." So she hugged me. When she brought my bill, she definitely received a nice tip (which is probably what she was after). My roommate had to be on the air at midnight, so we headed out a little early. When I handed the waitress the credit card slip, she hugged me and repeated my address and said, "I'll be there around 4." I hope she was just flirting, because I'm going to be in bed at 4am. Although if I hear a knock at the door, expect another JE in the morning.
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Nope. This was B.S. (Before Surak) 'Cause once you've had heathen, you never go back, baby!
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Also, in the future, when referencing my posterior, please include at least one adjective from the approved list (cute, hot, sweet, sexy, etc.). Thanks. :-)
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As for your posterior, how about "ripe"? As in "juicy but firm and *ripe* for the plucking"!!
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As in "If I find your funky underwear on the floor one more time instead of in the hamper, they're gonna end up on your goddamn pillow!"
See?
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TL's cool enough that he won't fall for it that easily. Besides, he knows people are talking about his ass and his underpants *all* the time, in places a LOT more obscure than IN HIS JOURNAL.
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Roll... as in "roll off the tongue"... or a "roll in the hay"... or "roll over, wouldjya? My arm's falling asleep"....
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Don't need to, but I have to admit, I do have 1 pair of leopard print boxers. As well as yellow pair of Joe Boxers with a smiley face, and a pair that has binary code all over them and the waist band says MegaByte. Oh, I also have a pair of South Park, and a pair of Scooby Doo. The rest are solid color or print Joe Boxers.
None of these are fuzzy or has fringe or tassels. They are all cotton or cotton blends a
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yeah, I got a cell phone in may and had this default ringer that resembles a normal phone except for the tone that my father and I have concluded is like an empty can of beans can bouncing on asphalt
i hated to have it ring because i also have developed a certain hatred of phone ringers, which oversteps the phobia line sometimes.
anyways, in practice, i use the vibrate function and have realized that for some reason i am fond of the
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Nor am I. I'm nonviolent, except when someone is hurting women* or children. However, in this case, they were merely flirting, but they were being a little too physical. A stern look in that direction and they dispersed. She came over to the table and was joking about it. I doubt anything would have happened, but I was ready to go over there if it looked for a moment like she needed help. I'm sure GMontag and my roommate would ha
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You should not worry your head one little bit about having good manners. Screw the
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Hmm. Didn't we already have a talk about that term? Tsk, tsk.
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It's OK, though, we all see through it!
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Sounds sort of like a "womanizer"... confusing, to say the least. But the removal of the term "nazi" is appreciated by all us thin-skinned, chip-on-the-shoulder types.
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Did he invite himself along? I ask because I'm curious about whether or not people do that.
I was taught to never invite myself out with people. Instead, I should invite them to go with me. It seemed reasonable, so I never bothered thinking about it.
From what I have seen, it seems that people usually don't invite themselves, except for the rare occasion.
I figure that if anybody would know
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It really depends on the relationship. My roommate and I are fraternity brothers and friends as well as roommates. We are way beyond the point of worrying about rules and things. It is a lot easier to live with someone if there is complete honesty. As for yesterday, I know him well enough to know that he would want to go, so I asked him. He knows that I do not stay out late on weeknights because I work. However, some nights I get really
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I'll take your comments, & apply them.
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I VERY SERIOUSLY doubt that he is. It was all said in a joking manner, and I took no offense. He even talked about going to a gay bar on "straight night". I would think that anyone who was not comfortable with their sexuality, or desperately wanted people to think they were straight, would not be caught dead in a gay bar, no matter WHAT night it was.
Perhaps you should move to a bigger city
He lives in the DC area... I would think there are PLENTY of homosexuals in that area.
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TL, that was one of my most memorable stories of the weekend and it was not straight night at the gay bar, it was LADIES NIGHT at the gay bar!
Even told that story to my mom the next day, she laughed.
The whole thing will be in my JE of the weekend. Lots of coolness, like meeting TL & his roomie (both very cool), confirming the attraction of hot, nutty chicks to TL, learning about small market radio from roomie of TL (and how to hit on fat chicks), meeting some of the Rocky Top Brigade.
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Oh, that's right, because they were lesbians. I had forgotten the whole reason you started that story. Sorry... it's been a rough week.
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So, for those interested in the Montag and the lesbian story, here we go.
A Saturday nights ago, I was at The Apex in DC. Saturday is "Ladies Night" there and I am pals with Saturday Night bartender, a nice, cute young lady (even on her birth certificate) and we were doing our usual chat about chicks.
Eventually a female couple came in and the older one started chatting with me and asked where I was from. I told her Knoxville and she got excited and told me her da
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That "reason" was the *ahem* obvious and infamous GMontag protrusion she was feelin'.