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Journal Em Emalb's Journal: How cool would it be... 12

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To be able to kill someone just for one day.

You know:

"Hi Em. I'm a retarded Rhesus monkey clone (complete with 4 asses) here to make your life miserable. Would you care for some anger, with a side of pure agression?"

/Raise Gun

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

/smoke wafting from gun

"Ow! What the hell did you do that ....."

ME: "See ya tomorrow bud"

Whatcha think? I think this would be an awesome thing.

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  • *best Cartmann voice*
    "Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup. Seriously. We're worried about you, man."
  • What'd be cool, is once we all got used to it, I could come over and have a shootout with you, then a rematch the next day... just for shits and giggles!

    One question, though:
    So if you commit suicide, are you excused from work for the day? ;-)
  • Does it work on yourself as well?

    It would be one hellava way to get out of a days work :P

    "Sorry boss, can't come in today."
    "Why not?"
    "I'm dead."

    • I was thinking the exact same thing. That and getting over days with lousy TV programming and nothing else worthwhile to do.

  • Let's say you're at the checkout line of a store, some biatch in front of you, counting out every penny to pay the bill, then realizes she doesn't have enough cash, then takes her sweet time to find her checkbook, then can't find her drivers license.

    Bamm, out of nowhere you taze her! She's lying twitching on the floor, you step over her quivering flopping body and pay cash for your 2 items. Wouldn't that be a satisfying feeling?
  • I think this has the makings of a good StrongBad cartoon. It's no Trogdor, but it has promise.
    • Tom and Jerry
      Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd
      Bugs Bunny and Yosimite Sam
      Coyote and Road Runner
      Popeye and Bluto/Brutis
      Groundhog Day

      Someone "died" or was critically wounded every episode, then came back ready for more, sometimes multiple times in the same day!
  • It would totally suck for some of us though. My wife would prolly kill me first thing every morning.
  • One murder no explaination necessary.
    You only get it after you turn 30 though.
    By that time you're past the "bloom of youth", supposedly more levelheaded.

    If I were King!

  • Sooo..... (Score:2)

    by Tet ( 2721 ) *
    I guess you've been having about as good a day as I have, then. There's this one particular guy I have in mind who seems to have been placed on this earth to make my life a misery. No, really. I can't think of any other reasons for his behaviour...

    It's reaching the point where I'm starting to need a new job.

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