Television For an Audience 45 Light Years Away 324
beebopdebop writes, "The Irish Times notes that Europe goes intergalactic tonight with the broadcast of a program conceived for aliens and broadcast towards a point 45 light years away in the direction of the Big Dipper. The two naked hosts will present their own unclothed bodies as examples of our physical embodiments, and will tell about daily human existence. Music, art, and our own personal messages will be transmitted as well as discussions from sociologists, scientists, and space experts. This project is the brainchild of the French-based Centre National D'etudes Spatiales and is rooted in seriousness as a natural extension of the gold-plated ambassador disks of Pioneer 10. Those of us wishing to be included can still post messages to be sent into space via a CNES antenna. We will have to wait 90 years to learn whether or not some lifeform was listening."
The reply: (Score:5, Funny)
The two naked hosts (Score:4, Funny)
Let's hope they picked Ingrid Swede and Scarlet Johansson. It would be interesting to hear them speak about their daily life.
hm, (Score:5, Funny)
On a slightly less serious note, is it really a good idea to teach potentially hostile aliens about how we work (and by extension how to kill us)? Not to mention we know that the only people who are really going to watch are 1000 light-years away waiting for single female lawyer
Hope they have Tivo over there (Score:5, Funny)
This is the problem I have with specific EM signals.
Once they are gone, thats it.
I still think the only real way to communicate with outlying civilisations properly will be with supernovas.
Though, only one message could be send - "Help our sun is blowing u^&"%£%^&!*(())[NO CARRIER]
SFL (Score:5, Funny)
I'm going to get my Karma wiped out but... (Score:3, Funny)
Your planet has been blacklisted for pr0n-spamming (Score:5, Funny)
This is pointless (Score:2, Funny)
Futurama? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great, intergalactic pornography (Score:5, Funny)
Inter-dimensional porn?
As a second thought; how could we ever make pornography that turns aliens on? Just imagine a dog or a lizard trying to get you turned on? (or a fat chick)>
What if the mechanisms of reproduction are very different as ours? Maybe they would think of us as ugly stupid mamals, mainly driven by mating instincts and obsessively seek out into the universe for mating-partners. They OR would avoid earth, or send out more probing UFO's. Eitherway, not the desired result.
Re:90 years is optimistic (Score:5, Funny)
Steve.
Re:This is pointless (Score:2, Funny)
It was a silicone intelligence.
Re:The reply: (Score:5, Funny)
This is a European [istheshit.net] initiative, not an American one
DRM (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Great, intergalactic pornography (Score:3, Funny)
they would arrive before the signal is sent.... (Score:2, Funny)
In fact, the reason that so many UFOs were sighted in the early 50s was Earth TV was so interesting that many galaxies sent talent scouts. Of course, the reason we were never invited to the Universal Television Network was we only produced boring programming. (They made one exception and aired the first 5 seasons of Saturday Night Live.)
Re:I'm going to get my Karma wiped out but... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The reply: (Score:1, Funny)
Painting with a wide brush only makes you look stupid.
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And wait for the gold pressed latinum bars.
Re:Couple things (Score:3, Funny)
How THAT Will Go Down (Score:3, Funny)
Or maybe not...
Re:Absolutely stupid assholes (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The two naked hosts (Score:4, Funny)
Don't worry, to the aliens, we all look the same... :)
Re:The two naked hosts (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The reply: (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Couple things (Score:3, Funny)
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