"Ever notice how 18-wheelers drive on a highway in heavy stop-and-start traffic? Notice how they generally let giant holes open in front of them?"

That's a direct effect of mass, not because truckers are interested in making traffic better.

Cities aren't the only ones who try to get away with this. I was ticketed by campus police for parking on railroad tracks. I sent in a photo of the car, parked on the tracks, with the decades-abandoned tracks running right under the pavement still in frame a few feet from the car, along with a note that told them to go fuck themselves. Never heard anything more about it.

"That's about one drink for a woman weighing less than 120 lbs., two for a 160 lb. man."

Of what? Wine? 3.2 beer? Everclear? How many Olympic-sized swimming pools of this mystery liquid would it take to put half a football field full of average-sized men (lined up head to feet) over the new legal limit?

Suck it, AP.

"Wait till that gene transfers to the weeds."

It already has.

Bill Gates opens up Steve Jobs. "Yup, still dead."

Relax, citizens. Stasi has only your best interests at heart.

Slashdot: news for people who just came out of a two-year coma. Stuff that mattered.

Worked amazingly well from where I'm sitting.

"Terrorists can"

I'mma let you finish, Yee, but...no, wait, I'm not going to let you finish. Shut the fuck up.

PSA: don't drink and post.

Yeah, the operatives would have gotten away with it if it weren't for your pesky 3-lever lock.

Whenever a government entity says something blatantly controversial like this, it's a good rule of thumb to dig around and find out what they're trying to steer your attention away from.

I'm pretty sure every school district in America still has buses.

"Judging by your archaic User ID,"

An ID in the half-million range is "archaic" now? Shit!

Now that I look into it, design houses that upgrade regularly are probably paying upgrade prices, not full retail. I don't know what upgrade prices are and I don't really give a shit, so just assume my parent comment is inaccurate.