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Britain Advises Against Vista, Office 2007 for Schools

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on Fri Jan 11, 2008 07:34 PM
from the benefits-unclear dept.
An anonymous reader writes "The British government's educational IT authority has issued a report advising schools in the country not to upgrade their classroom or office systems to Windows Vista or Office 2007. According to this InformationWeek story, the British Educational Communications and Technology Agency says costs for Vista and Office 2007 'are significant and the benefits remain unclear.' Instead, Becta is advising British schools to take a long look at Linux and open source suites like OpenOffice.org."

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  • Well Done chaps (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Marcion (876801) on Friday January 11, @07:40PM (#22008450) Homepage Journal
    This was not done in a vacuum but because of hard work. Well done to the Open Rights Group, UKUUG, Dr John Pugh MP, FSFE, the LUGs and everyone else who has been trying to get Becta and the government to know that there are alternatives to Microsoft.
    • Re:Well Done chaps (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Z00L00K (682162) on Saturday January 12, @02:40AM (#22011882)
      And now Microsoft will make a move and do one or more of the following:
      • Offer a great discount on licenses.
      • Whine loudly about unfair practices.
      • Send the BSA [bsa.org] thugs over to each school to do a license check.
      • Update an agreement with the government forcing the use of Microsoft licenses on every computing devices.
      • 'invent' different computer-related crimes that the schools has to be knowing about and therefore be responsible. Of course - provided by proxies like the RIAA.
      • Silently change their licensing models to be even more obscure and confusing.
      • Outsource more of their support to the government to any country where it's so impolite to say 'No' that you always get 'Yes' as an answer regardless of the question - and charge heavily for it.
      • Create a telephone queue on the 900 support number that forces the users to wait for 30 minutes and £2 per minute while listening to annoying music before answering your call.
      • Require all UK government support calls to be done to a helpdesk in California that's open only between 08:00 and 16:00 PST.
      • Claim security threats and request that the streets around their office shall be closed to through traffic.
      • Buy companies that have agreements with the government and then start to renegotiate the agreements.
      • Release a critical security update that has a specific UK flaw that doesn't show up until after the next security release with an interlocking dependency that can't be fixed for another six months.
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      • Re:Well Done chaps (Score:4, Informative)

        by Jaseoldboss (650728) on Saturday January 12, @05:40AM (#22012748) Homepage Journal
        Update an agreement with the government forcing the use of Microsoft licenses on every computing devices.

        Yep [bbc.co.uk]

        Microsoft required schools to have licences for every PC in a school that might use its software, whether they were actually doing so or running something else.

        [ Parent ]
  • Not that surprising (Score:5, Informative)

    by rucs_hack (784150) on Friday January 11, @07:42PM (#22008474)
    The head of IT at my sons school (here in the UK) recently told me of their irritation at being told they had to use Microsoft only software for their network and teaching. The result was a network that was a nightmare to keep secure (you try and keeping hundreds of enthusiastic kids from finding ways round microsoft security), and poor quality teaching tools. Had he had his way there would be a linux sever running the network and email, XP classroom machines (not linux just yet), openoffice, and python in the programming classes.

    As it is they have windows server, Exchange, MSoffice, Dreamweaver (after a successful revolt against frontpage), and VB.

    I've started teaching my kid myself....
    • Re:Not that surprising (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Linker3000 (626634) on Friday January 11, @08:13PM (#22008854)
      My 7 year old Son's school (West Sussex, UK) approached me for advice on replacing a very ageing Windows server that was hosting all the students' work. The school manages their IT budget independently of County Hall and so can make their own choices for equipment, software and suppliers. The school did have a quote from the UK's top supplier of computer equipment to schools (RM), but with the quoted cost to supply and install being several thousand pounds (yeah, for one server for a primary school!), the school felt they needed a second opinion.

      To cut a long story short, the school now has a custom-built server running Linux (CentOS 5) with RAID 1 mirrored drives in trayless caddies AND a spare 'cold swap' chassis that the school computer technician can use if the main server dies (which can then be repaired at leisure). Total cost was around £500

      So there is hope.
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        • Re:Not that surprising (Score:4, Informative)

          by Linker3000 (626634) on Friday January 11, @08:58PM (#22009272)
          Please state which part of my spec was 'skimped' - oh, sorry, you can't as you have no details of what I spec'd.

          All parts are branded and there is a spare chassis for the IT technician to use while parts are exchanged under warranty - something they are fully capable of doing. *You* may need a third party to replace a dead PSU, but this school doesn't - in fact, with their kit they can be up and running in a matter of minutes rather than waiting for an 8-hour call out service.

          Sure, if you do not have the skills in house you may need third party support - this school has in house resources.

          "A quote for £000's is money spent on peace of mind". Eh? Not if it's inappropriate - or do *you* say 'yes' to every quote you receive without weighing up the options.

          You do not have all the fact so are in no position to make specific judgements. Maybe you work for a maintenance company?

          [ Parent ]
      • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

        Caves are there, caves will always be there. Why would anybody want to live in anything but a cave. You do not need those new newfangled houses built of timber or bricks, the cave is good enough, so continue to rent space in the M$ hole in the ground.

        Per

      • Education != Training (Score:5, Insightful)

        by igb (28052) on Saturday January 12, @03:35AM (#22012152)
        ``kids probably still need to learn to use Office 2007 because, like it or not, that's what the Real World (TM) uses. ''

        When I was at school in the seventies, the bright kids got an education. The less bright girls learnt to type, because there would always be work for copy typists, and the less bright boys learnt to use a lathe, because here in Birmingham (England, not Alabama) there would always be work in the car industry.

        I wonder how that's working out? I was taught transferrable skills, like how to learn, and thirty years later I'm still learning. Meanwhile, there's no car industry and copy typing, shorthand and the rest may as well be candle making for all the traction they have.

        I don't know what software my children will use in the workplace in ten or twenty years' time, and if I did I'd be making a fortune producing it. I don't know what JOBS they'll be doing in ten or twenty years time, perhaps (indeed probably) in a very different landscape to where we are now. What I do know is that flexibility, adaptability, the ability to learn and reskill and change, are going to be vital in a world where the linear career is dead. And that's why the best thing you can learn is how to learn.

        So as a matter of policy, whatever software the kids are using at school, we use something else at home. School right now is Office 2003 on XP, so home is iWork '08 on Mac. Spreadsheet problems I show them how to do by hand, and I'm about to start showing them how to knock up code to do it (and I'm choosing a language they're highly unlikely to use in school: I'm torn between Scheme and Processing). We did a poster project with Keynote, but also with a razor blade and cowgum.

        You can teach your children ``the workplace'' if you like. I think you Americans call those sorts of lessons ``shop''. Someone who has a good degree in a pure science or a legitimate humanity can learn to use Word to a sufficient standard in a morning. Someone who knows Word, but can't use a library or do calculus, is welcome to try learning those in a morning. How many successful authors can touch type, and how many just did hunt and peck? Same principle.

        How did Brunel build the Great Western without the help of Office? Which was more important: using Office, or being a great engineer?

        And before anyone makes the point, I realise these aren't binary, black/white choices. But in terms of mentality, they are: do you regard education as about learning the direct skills of today, or the ability to learn the skills of tomorrow? There's a word for people with the first sort of education, or indeed training, and the word is `poor'.

        ian

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  • Ministry of the Obvious? (Score:5, Funny)

    by jcr (53032) <jcr@@@mac...com> on Friday January 11, @07:43PM (#22008488) Journal
    In a related story, an agency of Her Majesty's Government advised against poking a sharp stick into one's eye.

    -jcr

    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      In a related story, an agency of Her Majesty's Government advised against poking a sharp stick into one's eye.

      Microsoft's response, "How do you know it'll hurt until you've tried it"?

      • Re:Ministry of the Obvious? (Score:5, Funny)

        by Linker3000 (626634) on Friday January 11, @08:35PM (#22009070)
        A vulnerability has been found in MS-Stick 1.0 that may allow malicious attackers to insert a piece of their stick into the original, thus causing further damage when the stick is poked in the eye.

        This so-called DDoS (Deeper Destruction of Sclera) attack can be prevented by installing Stick Service Pack 1, which adds an outer layer of additional protection to the stick thus preventing third parties from snapping the stick and re-assembling it to include their extension.

        A tool is available to check your stick to see whether it has been affected by a malicious attack. The tool detects stick size changes - ask your stationery supplier for the '30cm ruler' tool.
        [ Parent ]
      • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

        No, Microsoft's response would be "It doesn't hurt, in fact it feels great." but the person making the response is facing the wrong way because both his eyes have been poked out.

  • Is OpenOffice.org really any better? (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 11, @07:46PM (#22008524)
    Having used both Office and OpenOffice.org extensively, I'm not really convinced that OO.o is really superior. Now, it is of course better in that it's open source, and it uses openly-documented file formats. But the user experience of OO.o is still lacking in many respects. Even on fast systems, it's slow and bloated.

    I think it would be better to teach these children how to use LaTeX. It offers the openness of OO.o, but allows for the preparation of much more professional documentation. It would also be very useful for those students who wish to pursue university studies, as most math, science and engineering papers are formatted using LaTeX.

    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      OpenOffice is better for schools because it's free. No school ever has enough money for everything it wants to do, and paying the Microsoft Tax on enough machines for their students to work on in class can be a big drain on very limited resources. OpenOf
        • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

          Yes, but I suggested OOo because it's good enough for most people. Most people not only don't need the kind of fine control that LATex gives you, they'd resent being forced to learn it and resist using it. It'd be nice, of course, if it were available fo
          • by spisska (796395) on Friday January 11, @11:36PM (#22010712)

            I think the biggest disconnect with MS Word is what it's capable of compared to what it's good at. I constantly see people trying to make MS Word do things it doesn't do particularly well and getting frustrated in the process.

            Credit where it's due: MS Word is a good word processing engine. You can type things, check your spelling (it's often right), check your grammar (it's often wrong), and print. These are good things that MS Word does well, as long as your document isn't too long.

            MS Word is capable of tracking changes in a document so you can know who made what edits and when. This does not make it a document versioning system, yet that is often how I see it used. It's a nice feature for a writer or a small workgroup but entirely ineffective for a larger group or over a longer time. And it will bite you hard if you send documents externally in native MS Office formats without killing all the evidence of previous edits.

            MS Word is capable of generating tables and embedding graphics or spreadsheet objects. It's just not very good at it. Between different users on different systems (or the same user on the same system) it seems to have its own mind about how things should be displayed. Anything embedded can change on a whim, and will change provided you open the document often enough. Which feeds right into the next point.

            MS Word is capable of doing document layout. But it's a complete nightmare. Lines disappear and reappear; text boxes change size and shape for no apparent reason; fonts randomly switch from 10-pt sans to 12-pt serif because they feel like it; auto-numbering decides it knows better than you what numbers go where; and objects resize and replace themselves entirely according to their own rules (which are confidential and proprietary).

            MS Word knows better than you what you want to do with it, and if you want to something else, well, you're obviously mistaken. It really makes me miss the days of WordPerfect 5. I appreciated and made good use of the fact that I could see the codes embedded in the text, could tell from the codes when something would be bold or italic and not have to worry about text randomly changing format later

            • on.
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            • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

              that is because microsoft's idea of 'word lite' (ie wordpad or works) seems to be 'can't be compatible with word'. i work for the it department in a school. i have to use ooo on my linux box to convert most of the 'non word' documents that kids bring in, b
            • "Borrowing" vs "Ripping off" (Score:3, Insightful)

              There's a difference between "borrowing" and "ripping off." Usually it's involved in the character of the person doing the deed.

              In Microsoft's case, they rip off. They don't really even improve. They have built a (very successful) business around stealing
    • by moosesocks (264553) on Friday January 11, @09:05PM (#22009330) Homepage
      I wholeheartedly agree. We need to stop touting OO as a good substitute for Office.

      Office isn't very good, and for OOo to do *worse* than it is a pretty miserable achievement. We need to get some fresh faces involved with the project to either clean things up (a la Firefox), or start from scratch to build an application that's got an overall "friendlier" appearance.

      "Lack of features" isn't even the biggest issue here. Despite being much "simpler", I find AbiWord to be vastly superior to OOo, even though its featureset is comparatively limited.

      The GIMP has been stumbling along for years upon years, and has never really managed to reach a state of usefulness to designers. However, in a very short period of time, two guys wrote an f---ing amazing shareware "Photoshop substitute [pixelmator.com]" for Mac OS. Granted, it's not photoshop, but unlike The GIMP, or OOo, it's fast, has a good UI, and even though it lacks some of Photoshop's more advanced features, it's more than adequate for my needs.

      It's not open-source or cross-platform, but seriously..... two guys wrote it in their spare time!

      I'll also ignore that comment about teaching primary schoolers LaTeX. I'm a reasonably savvy university student, and I find LaTeX absolutely unusable. It's got to be one of the most difficult and convoluted pieces of software in widespread use. It's great in concept, but make one tiny syntax error, and the compiler blows up with a 2-page long indecipherable error message. Most C compliers have better error handling.
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    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      I know it's apocryphal to even make this point, but is it possible that there is a point beyond which the basic Office-style apps simply cannot be improved? This is a serious question, not troll. Given the constraints of near-horizon technology (no AI, i
      • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

        I really think it's now good enough for most people for most tasks. My wife's new laptop has OO rather than office, and it's fine.

        That's what I do routinely for relatives ; want a word processor ? Sure, here is my OO.o CD, I'll install it no problem, my pleasure. Oh, you meant MS Office ? I can install it for sure, but you hand me the money first so I can go and buy the boxed versi

  • Where it fits in (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Richard Fairhurst (900015) on Friday January 11, @07:47PM (#22008552) Homepage

    The interesting thing is the timing.

    Every single technology-aware teacher in Britain is at the BETT show at the moment - the trade fair for the educational IT industry. And the Eee PC is the star of the show. Rebadged it may be under various resellers' names, but it's the same old Linux-based Eee PC, complete with OpenOffice and - more significantly - 802.11g and Firefox, ready to access any number of educational webapps. Of course, it doesn't hurt that in a time of reduced Government spending, the Eee is also ridiculously cheap.

    So along comes Becta and says "actually, you should look at free alternatives to Windows/Office". When they said that three years ago, everyone went "uh-huh" and carried on buying what they'd always bought. This time, there's an alternative. This is the first serious challenge to Microsoft in UK schools since the demise of the Acorn Archimedes.

  • Full Report (Score:5, Informative)

    by Marcion (876801) on Friday January 11, @07:49PM (#22008576) Homepage Journal
    BTW here is the report in glorious PDF:
    http://learningandskills.becta.org.uk/download.cfm?resID=35275 [becta.org.uk]
  • The surprising part (Score:4, Insightful)

    by FoolsGold (1139759) on Friday January 11, @08:01PM (#22008716)
    I'm not surprised about Brecta suggesting to avoid Vista + Office 2K7 on cost grounds. Even suggesting OO sounds reasonable. But that part that surprised me the most?

    Becta is advising British schools to take a long look at Linux

    A Government department suggesting schools investigate the use of Linux? That's rather encouraging and should be seen as significant.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 11, @08:10PM (#22008818)
    The UK Newspaper the Guardian says more than a million kids in the UK don't have access to a computer at home.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uklatest/story/0,,-7210652,00.html/ [guardian.co.uk]

    The supported use of FOSS software could make a radical difference. Recycled hardware running free operating systems and applications could reduce the cost of student PCs to almost zero, and truly put computing within the reach of every child.

    I have several computers at home that my children use for school-related activities. TOTAL cost of each (hardware, OS, office suite, image manipulation) is that of the monitor. These boxes are absolutely fit for purpose, and would otherwise be landfill.

    My children regard computing at home as a commodity, which funnily enough, it is, if you step outside the wierd monopolistic force-bubble that is our educational computing practice.

    The only excuse for the situation in our schools, the only reasoning that could possibly hold water, is 'They should use what they'll use at work'. This is short, snappy, and is accepted easily by those only peripherally involved in the question. I don't think it bears examination though. Some thoughts:

    A trite one:

    I don't believe any otherwise suitable candidate has ever been passed over because they were trained on the wrong spreadsheet, but if they were they should count themselves lucky to have escaped. They are more likely to be passed over if they didn't do well on the coursework because their parents couldn't afford to give them access to a PC.

    A less trite one:

    Office 2007's new UI, if it achieves the any sort of foothold on corporate desktops, will render all experience of word processing at schools until now totally obsolete. Or will it? No of course not - conversion courses will help the latest intake drive the latest software.

    If this change can be handled between versions of the same product, then exactly the same case can be made for conversion between products. So (for example):

    Train on OpenOffice (or other product if it's free at least for educational and domestic use, and runs on a free operating system.) With the money you save on buying no Microsoft Office or Windows licences build and deploy short conversion courses for people about to leave school, getting them up to speed on the current commercial favourites. This would spit out kids with more up-to-date experience of the commercial softwarescape than the current policy.

    The benefits of this approach come from breaking the lock-in: commoditisation spreading children's access to computing in a way that otherwise only massive subsidy could (fail to) achieve; our children, their teachers and parents able to take advantage of the freely-given, high-quality work of a global community, while ending their education better trained on the latest commercial tools than they are today.
  • by toadlife (301863) on Friday January 11, @08:22PM (#22008940) Journal
    ...that they are advising.

    Said by TFA:
    "Becta is advising British schools to take a long look at Linux and open source suites like OpenOffice.org."
    I'm sure they will take a look at Linux and promptly forget about it as soon as they realize that they would have to fire their existing Windows-only IT staff and/or hire new staff to support it. After that they will take a long look at their agreement with Microsoft and realize that just ditching MS Office will not help either since their current volume license agreement is a package that includes Office too.

    In order to *really* save money you have to go for the full monty and almost completely ditch all Microsoft products, which requires a talented IT staff. My experience with K-12 Education IT is that most IT staffs in this category can't make this work.
    • In the British public sector, people don't get fired.

      Well, they do, but they tend to have to commit serious crime for it to happen. Kiddy-fiddling, murder, that sort of thing (little things like defrauding the taxpayer of tens or hundreds of thousands of p
  • OpenEducationDisc (Score:5, Interesting)

    by pluke (801200) on Friday January 11, @08:23PM (#22008954) Homepage
    I'm an ICT teacher in the UK and I totally agree. We are trying to teach skills and not packages. But it is more than that, you can;t teach kids everything in school and being able to access the skills and tools that you implement in school at home is essential to complement what they are learning in school. After two years of quite severe debate, our school now uses several OSS packages and the kids are given copies of the OpenEducationDisc. Teachers and students can't believe it is free. I now have kids making music, 2D and 3D graphics and actually able to complete written assignments at home as they have something to write with and open word docs with (OOo). For me propriety formats do not have a foot to stand on when you take the home situation into hand.
  • by blind biker (1066130) on Friday January 11, @08:45PM (#22009148) Journal
    Let's see: the demise of HD-DVD was a blow. Then the fact that MS is associated with those trying to undermine a charity (OLPC) will certainly not generate a whole lot of good will. Then this little chink in the armor, in the british schools. And then there was that class action lawsuit against Microsoft because of the Xbox Live network downtimes. A year that barely started, and already generated all this sh*t for MS!

    However will this year continue, for MS? I hear that a lot of disillusioned users of Vista just decided to get macs. A little number, perhaps, but still an erosion of Microsoft marketshare. And then there's Firefox that's increasing its marketshare every month a little bit.
  • Not just Linux... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by fm6 (162816) on Friday January 11, @08:46PM (#22009160) Homepage Journal
    As long as we're questioning the educational value of a "standard" OS, let's question the educational value of "standard" end-user software. Face it, 10 year olds aren't very interested in playing with a word processor or spreadsheet. How about something that will actually engage and challenge them? Even if they don't go for the XO, schools should consider installing some of the software [laptop.org] from that system. Which is not terribly tied to the OLPC project, or even to Linux. OLPC's innovative user interface [laptop.org] also deserves a close look.
  • Please Compare "Like" for "Like" (Score:5, Insightful)

    by pandrijeczko (588093) on Friday January 11, @08:57PM (#22009260)
    People seem to be somewhat mistakenly making direct comparisons between OpenOffice and MS Office.

    I do not deny for one minute that there are a minority of specialised MS Office users who write macros and VB programs for which OpenOffice would not be suitable - but for the majority of MS Office users that do use only about 10% of its features, OO is a perfectly good substitute.

    And dare I mention one important fact. I work in the IT industry and have a large group of friends who also (mostly) work in high tech industry. All of them have MS Office on their home PCs but not one of them has actually paid for it - they've either borrowed a corporate license from their workplace or use cracks of the Internet. In my experience, when these people compare MS Office to OpenOffice, they forget that MS Office should probably have cost them a couple of hundred dollars/pounds/euros whereas OO is entirely free. If they were forced to pay for their copies of MS office, they would be a lot more inclined to at least give OO a try.

  • Reality is a bitch (Score:4, Informative)

    by mormop (415983) on Saturday January 12, @05:25AM (#22012664)
    OK, time to piss on everyone's parade.

    Sorry to spoil the party but what BECTA say counts for bugger all as they have no power beyond recommendation.

    I, am the admin of a UK school that has been running Linux on all of our servers for the last three years. It's brilliant! Uptimes are long, hacking is minimal and we save a bloody fortune in licences. Centos backend running LDAP,DHCP,DNS, Mandriva boxes for Samba and Zimbra (Open Source version) running on our mail server. The desktops (much to my despair) are still running XP but the curriculum software our teachers use won't run via WINE. The IT club however is going to be running Ubuntu or Fedora 8 so at least some will get the point but I digress from the point that I wish to make which is "Building Schools for the Future" or "Fucking-up Schools for the Future" as it's often to referred to by those of us that the council claim have been fully consulted when in fact we haven't heard a word.

    Building Schools for the Future (BSF) is the governments plan to scratch build new school buildings for every school in the UK. Sounds great doesn't it but what they don't mention is that the building of these schools is a PFI (Private Finance Initiative) project that will lead to these schools; a) costing more long term than keeping them public and b) being run by private companies with the tax payer footing the bill (and the CEO's bonus).

    On an ICT front, computing services will be tendered out to private companies along the lines of Capita and RM. Let's play spot the Linux oriented company in this lot shall we? Oh right, they're aren't any and that probably explains why leading edge BSF schools aren't running Linux. Whole counties are run on SIMS (School Information Management System) and it doesn't run MySQL or Postgres as the backend (Take a guess). The collection of data from schools will also be centralised to the governments education department which will require compatible software and all this is happening now.

    And here folks is the problem. BECTA have been spouting on about Linux for years now and you will be hard pressed to find anything except Windows in schools because once you get to a certain level of decision maker no-one cares as it's just a few extra zeros on the end of number that's already very large. Part of this is probably down to the fact that no-one actually seems to know how much BSF is going to cost even though they are trying to sign service companies up to it. You can probably throw whatever figure you want at it and it will get paid because, like the Olympics, it's a Government prestige project that the tax-payer will underwrite. Obviously, if Linux did look too promising, educational XP licences would be extended and discounted to ensure that whatever converting cost, it would be more than the status quo.

    I'll believe Linux in schools when, and only when I see it. Until then it's a fairy tale.
    • by jez9999 (618189) on Friday January 11, @07:37PM (#22008404) Homepage Journal
      Erm, we *do* have nuclear weapons.
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      • by matria (157464) on Friday January 11, @07:41PM (#22008470)
        And if this is including the entire UK, you also have haggis.
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        • Re:Ow. Bad for the US economy!!!! (Score:5, Informative)

          by 0123456789 (467085) <h_m_dyson@yahoo.com> on Friday January 11, @08:47PM (#22009176)
          Not to mention, and sorry for taking this further off-topic, deep-fried mars bars and deep-fried pizzas. Us Scots know how make scary food. My personal favourite, from a recent visit to Edinburgh, vegetarian haggis samosas (from a baked potato shop at the top of Cockburn St, if anyone is curious).
          [ Parent ]
      • by Marcion (876801) on Friday January 11, @07:43PM (#22008492) Homepage Journal
        Sadly not independent weapons, America has to put in codes before we can launch them (we own the subs but the missiles are rentals from the US).
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      • by Mr. Bad Example (31092) on Friday January 11, @08:22PM (#22008950) Homepage
        > Erm, we *do* have nuclear weapons.

        Yes, but they're British nuclear weapons. Before you could launch them, therefore, someone would have to come out and knock on the silo door to say that the power cables were never actually connected during installation, so they need to dig up the street to connect them--but first they have to get permission from the city council, which takes three weeks, and then six weeks later after the work's finally done, your actual launch technician is a toothless yob named Nigel with an Exeter City FC tattoo, who promptly says "Well, it's a nuclear warhead, innit? More than my job's worth, pushing that button." He then re-disconnects your power cables and fucks off for another six weeks while you call the same number over and over again trying to get someone else to come out, but only reaching "Kenneth" in Mumbai.... ...sorry, this kind of turned into a rant about my Virgin Media cable TV service. Carry on.
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    • Good for the US economy!!!! (Score:4, Interesting)

      by Marcion (876801) on Friday January 11, @08:53PM (#22009232) Homepage Journal
      I know the parent poster is joking, but often you find Microsoft equals US economy. Microsoft is actually not even a US company anymore, as they launder their money in Ireland or wherever to pay less US tax.

      I would like to point out that Red Hat, Sun Microsystems, Novell, FSF, Linux Foundation are all based in the US. So good for US.
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    • Re:Negotiation ploy (Score:5, Interesting)

      by LingNoi (1066278) on Friday January 11, @08:11PM (#22008830)

      Sounds like they are negotiation with Microsoft for cheaper licenses
      Before you get modded insightful for your one-liner blowing off the whole thing as a negotiation deal, it's not.

      From the report, only 20% of computers in the schools are even capable of running Vista and Office.
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    • 2005 called (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Tony (765) on Friday January 11, @08:32PM (#22009050) Homepage Journal
      They want their excuse back.

      No, really. I'm tired of answering your fucking phone.

      Perhaps you might have been "insightful" two years ago, but Linux (and FOSS in general) is much more accepted and deployed in real-life situations these days. Nowadays, especially with Vista, people are serious when they talk about switching to Linux. It's no longer a negotiation tactic. It's *fact*. It's honest.

      I've helped with Linux migrations for businesses that didn't even know Linux existed two years ago. Believe me, people are *tired* of taking it up the ass from Microsoft.
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    • Re:Poor Computer education already (Score:4, Insightful)

      by theurge14 (820596) on Saturday January 12, @02:03AM (#22011732)
      You know, when I was growing up in the 1980s just beceause we didn't have to have Vista and Office 2007 or whatever didn't make me totally helpless in the workplace. The first time I had a class that used the computer writing lab in 7th grade was the old blue-screen WordPerfect. The first time I did any computer programming at school was BASIC on a TRS-80. The first time I worked with a spreadsheet was in Lotus 1,2,3 on a Mac in 6th grade. Somehow I managed to be able to translate these non-Microsoft skills into being able to use what "90% of the workplace" uses, and somehow it didn't manage ending up being "wasteful".

      On the contrary, I think the computing diversity we had in the 80s is sorely missed.
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      • Re:Really. M$ Blew it. (Score:5, Funny)

        by Simon Brooke (45012) <simon@jasmine.org.uk> on Saturday January 12, @04:27AM (#22012404) Homepage Journal

        This is BECTA's final report [becta.org.uk], the result of a two year study. Last year, they practically begged M$ for case studies and pilot projects to prove Vista's worth. There are only two reasons M$ failed to answer BECTA's concerns:

        1. VISTA and Office 2007 are not cost justified.
        2. The UK school system is too small a customer for M$ to worry about.
        3. M$ does not care about the study and they can push their software onto the UK school system anyway. This one is really condition #1.

        No, three reasons:

        1. VISTA and Office 2007 are not cost justified.
        2. The UK school system is too small a customer for M$ to worry about.
        3. M$ does not care about the study and they can push their software onto the UK school system anyway. This one is really condition #1.
        4. and an almost fanatical devotion to the P