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Klingon Interpreter Needed In Oregon
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timothy
on Sun May 11, 2003 02:04 AM
from the your-tax-dollars-at-play dept.
from the your-tax-dollars-at-play dept.
myrashka writes "CNN has a report of a position available for an Klingon-English interpreter by a mental health office in Oregon (how apropos). Could this be the start of the next hot job market (perhaps they'll need Nebari-English interpreters next)?"
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What's next for Klingon? (Score:5, Funny)
(http://kablammo.strongerthandeath.com/)
Re:What's next for Klingon? (Score:5, Funny)
Klingons - breaking wind even the french can't top.
Re:What's next for Klingon? (Score:5, Insightful)
Nah, all they'd have to do is go to the Klingon Language Institute [kli.org].
In all seriousness, I think this extremely interesting. From my reading of the article, it sounds like the Multonomah County Department of Human Services, by law, has to provide these services, and that means that they have to provide translation services for people who ostensibly only speak Klingon. It's like a totally bizarre collision of law and pop culture. I love it.
Hell, there's probably a research paper in it for someone, focusing on how a phenomenon like Star Trek can have such far-reaching and totally unanticipated effects.
Re:What's next for Klingon? (Score:5, Funny)
(http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=friends | Last Journal: Wednesday November 07, @09:52PM)
I just couldn't believe this article when I read it.
What is even worse is I KNOW people (OK, met them once or twice at a convention) that could APPLY for this job. I can just hear them finally justifying their obsession with Star Trek by telling their moms when they come down for breakfast in the morning that they FINALLY have a job, it is a direct result of their obsession with the show, and they can finally move out on their own.
This job posting just HAS to be posted at NorWesCon, RustyCon, and other local conventions. I would LOVE to see the recruiters faces as they try to tell the difference between the insane and the applicant (if such a distinction can be made that is).
Perhaps the perfect applicant one of those guys on that DirectTV commercial with the "SuperModels", but I repeat myself.
Re:What's next for Klingon? (Score:5, Funny)
Have you considered a suicide pact?
Re:What's next for Klingon? (Score:5, Funny)
So... the next world war will be Estonia vs Germany? (/me points at mail address)
This area of the U.S. is called "Ecotopia". (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://www.futurepower.net/)
In a way, it makes sense. Mental patients are often extremely rigid. Some won't communicate at all. If the only way to communicate with a mental patient is in Klingon, that might be better than not communicating. The problems of dealing with a mentally ill patient are often far more difficult than hiring someone to speak Klingon. The expense of dealing with someone who won't communicate at all can be huge.
The state requires that hospitals hire translators for people who don't speak English well. This is because mistakes in communicating about medical things can easily be life-threatening. This is more true because people who don't speak English well often try to avoid going to hospitals, so when they do go to one, they are often VERY sick. Some of my friends have worked as translators.
Portland is more international than Georgia. There are many people from all over the world here. We have more than 8,000 Hmong tribespeople from the mountains of Vietnam here in Portland, for example. So, there are often adjustments to the special requirements of people from other cultures. As a volunteer, I've taught English to Iranian women, for example. It was interesting getting to know them; Iranians are far different than you would guess after you have read U.S. government information about Iran. The 100 or more Iranians that I've met are gentle and friendly and concerned about family. The Iranians I've met are light years away from being terrorists.
huh? (Score:4, Insightful)
(http://technocrat.net/ | Last Journal: Friday November 30, @09:27PM)
Sounds more like typical regional bias "elitness" to me. Everyone's pet area is "the best" or "well, WE have such and such and THEY don't and....." and everyone else's area is "weird and has such and such a stereotype attributed to it". That's just bogus man, typical jingoism.
Here's a sterotype buster for you. I used to live in rural vermont for awhile. Some of the most inbred brain dead redneck hillbillies I ever met lived there,beat the pants off some of the good ole boys around here where I live now in north georgia with just sheer lameness, along with pleasant people, and people who could hold up their end of a conversation without effort. Now you wouldn't think that because of the "understood stereotype" of various regions, but really, regional bias based on false claims is just as bogus a junk science as any other loon concept.
Translate this! (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.dhanapalan.com/)
Damn it! (Score:5, Funny)
What? No Qenya-English interpreters? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What? No Qenya-English interpreters? (Score:4, Funny)
(http://hoodlumzproductions.com/)
Obligatory Simpsons quote (Score:5, Funny)
Is there a word in Klingon for loneliness?
(quickly looks in a pocket book)
Ah, yes. GAHR-DAHK!
Re:Obligatory Simpsons quote (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Obligatory Simpsons quote (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.thejokell.com/)
Re:Obligatory Simpsons quote (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.greplaw.org/)
Re:Obligatory Simpsons quote (Score:5, Funny)
Which just goes to show you should avoid reading any post on Slashdot that starts with "Actually".
Good for them. (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Good for them.-Cap'n Crunch crazy. (Score:5, Funny)
(http://chipped.net/)
Will that be phone, wireless, or broadband?
Why you little wise-ass, I oughtta BweeepPhsoooooOOOOOOOooo sHOOOOooooooo bweeeeeeeeeep be boooong pshoooooooooooo!
Re:Good for them.-Cap'n Crunch crazy. (Score:4, Funny)
BweeepPhsoooooOOOOOOOooo sHOOOOooooooo bweeeeeeeeeep be boooong pshoooooooooooo!
R2D2 is that you? Long time no see. Where have you been all this time?
At least they're not speaking Toki Pona (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://www.anotherbear.com/ | Last Journal: Tuesday November 25 2003, @03:29PM)
At least they're not speaking a constructed language that may hold the record for fewest words in a human-experience-complete language: Toki Pona has 120 words [tokipona.org].
Re: At least they're not speaking Toki Pona (Score:5, Interesting)
I, you, someone, something, people, body
this, the same, other
one, two, some, many/much, all
good, bad, big, small
think, know, want, feel, see, hear
say, word, true
do, happen, move
there is, have
live, die
not, maybe, can, because, if
when, now, after, before, a long time, a short time, for some time
where, here, above, below, far, near, side, inside
very, more
kind of, part of
like
Conlangs (Score:4, Interesting)
(http://www.xouba.net/)
Why not?
There are people that like to learn languages to speak and express themselves in those languages with people from other places. That is the people that will learn portuguese, japanese, swedish or other languages with a few million speakers.
But then, there is also another bunch of people that just likes languages. I.e., knowing how they work, why they work like that ... and of course, creating new languages. That's what Tolkien did, that's what Marc Okrand did (he's the creator of Klingon), and that's what many people is doing. It has even a name, and it's conlanging (from CONstructed LANGuages). A wonderful introductory piece is at Boheme Magazine [magazine.free.fr].
The official meeting place for conlangers is CONLANG [brown.edu], a mailing-list that has been going strong since 1991. And for links, you have conlanglinks [conlanglinks.tk], with many resources to know more about conlanging or about languages in general. The audience of CONLANG is very diverse, but I'd dare to say that most of them are either programmers or language-related people (teachers, linguists, etc.)
Conlanging is fun. Really :-) I'm no linguist, but conlanging is something very creative, and for me it's quite like a programming problem: you have some rules (that you create), and have to use them to express all the things that a language can express. And from the time that you express something in your own created tongue, you're hooked %-)
Anyway, I can understand that I'm quite weird and that many people consider this a loss of time. But hey, even Eric Raymond likes it [catb.org]. Basically, if you like RP games and science-fiction and have somewhat of a creative streak, you very well could like conlanging.
My own conlang is named Unahoban, and a quite incomplete and sometimes incoherent grammar is here [fi.udc.es].
BASIC? (Score:4, Interesting)
Does that mean the staff has to learn computer languages too?
Re:BASIC? (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.geocities.com/coryboehne)
Does that mean the staff has to learn computer languages too?
Sad to say, but I've actually become able to THINK in binary and yes there really are only 10 types of people in this world, those who think in binary and those who do not...
Now, if I could only figure out ascii conversion on the fly I would probably be the first speaker of binary.. (jeez, now I'm probably gonna start working on that... I need a girlfreind or something..)
According to The Onion... (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.greplaw.org/)
As for Evlish, don't come crying to this guy [theonion.com] when you need an interpreter...
Re:According to The Onion... (Score:5, Insightful)
(http://www.geocities.com/coryboehne)
"I know this is my home, but there isn't anything here for me," said unemployed Navajo nation member Leonard Murphy, 22, who dropped out of school at 14 and remembers little of the Navajo he learned in elementary school. "Everyone's leaving, getting off the reservation. Now there's nothing to do here except drink beer and watch Star Trek."
Although it is fairly inaccurate that there are only 1000 speakers (and yes I know it's satire thank you) it's really sad to say that truely affluent speakers of that toungue are becoming quite scarce, my generation is almost 100% non navajo speaking, sure they know a little to some, but they are not affluent speakers of the language..
How do I know this? Well to start with I was raised in Farmington New Mexico which is just outside of Shiprock (basically the Navajo Nation's capital city) and I've had many Navajo freinds through school, only a handful of which spoke any navajo at all, and maybe one or two of which were fluent. Not that I would be able to tell, Navajo is a very unusual language, very gutteral and primitave, although enchanting in it's own right.
I can certainly believe that Klingon was modeled after Navajo, they sound amazingly similar.. And as far as more speakers of Klingon? It's actually possible that there are more casual speakers although I doubt that there are more fluent speakers.. However I could scarcely imagine it being as hard to learn, as most people describe learning it as somewhat,, well.. Painful.
As an aside, the Navajo people are probably one of the most wonderful cultures in the world (especially their family values & strength of their family ties) and I would encourage everyone to learn all you can about these wonderful people.
so the percentage of psychos (Score:3, Funny)
Klingon in Unicode (Score:5, Interesting)
(http://www.cs.stanford.edu/~mwang/ | Last Journal: Saturday January 25 2003, @07:55PM)
I'm guessing that in the mental health cases, sometimes, there has to be a written record of what the patient says -- so it could be construed as a real world need for a Klingon representation. =)
hmm (Score:4, Insightful)
Also, if they learn Klingon, will the patients converse with them, or will the patients shut up? I.E. are they just doing it to avoid communicating with the staff?
Re:hmm (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, "crazy" is a subjective term. I'm not a psychologist, psychiatrist, or any kind of mental health analyst, and I suspect you're not one either. However, attempting to communicate with someone on their terms (reaching out, in a sense) can hardly be said to be "stooping to the patient's level" but rather simply to be trying to communicate, in my opinion.
Is using pictures to communicate with an autistic child "stooping"? I realize that the analogy isn't totally accurate, but it's still a point that should be considered.
... Dear gods ... (Score:5, Funny)
(Last Journal: Sunday October 20 2002, @06:08PM)
How wrong I was.
klingon in demand these days (Score:3, Interesting)
now that said, i'm disappointed by all these people - the NSA and these mental cases... i mean, if you're going to chose a language, why the heck not chose tolkiens elvish!?
Perhaps they are admitting the wrong people... (Score:4, Interesting)
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em. (Score:5, Funny)
(Last Journal: Friday November 01 2002, @06:41PM)
Mental Patient 1: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Nurse : I'm sorry I don't understand.
Mental Patient 2: Cutty say he cant hang.
Jive Translator : Oh nurse, I speak jive.
Nurse : Ohhhh, good.
Jive Translator : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Nurse : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Jive Translator : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Mental Patient 1 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Jive Translator : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
Google weirdness - "Jerry Jelusich" (Score:3, Interesting)
Okay... I did a Google on "Jerry Jelusich" (note quoting) and it returns only one result [google.com]. However, when looking at the (strangely small) PDF document the Google link points to, the twoword "Jerry Jelusich" doesn't appear at all. Looking at Google's PDF-to-HTML conversion results, however: Google search on Jerry Jelusich result [216.239.33.104], gives the text "These terms only appear in links pointing to this page: jerry jelusich" at the top.
So if the quoted text only appears in links pointing to this PDF... and yet the PDF is the only result for this quoted text... argh, I think my brain is broken *grin*.
On the other hand, googling for "Franna Hathaway", (the other person quoted in the news story) gives heaps of Google results [google.com], most of which seem relevant.
Anyway, it's a strange story already, I just thought that some might find this sort of odd Googleresult to be interesting. ;-)
Pete.
PS. It's not a valid Googlewhack [googlewhack.com] if the twoword is quoted, apparently. Oh well.
I think this is a trap. (Score:5, Funny)
(http://www.vixenny.com/ | Last Journal: Sunday August 29 2004, @09:40PM)
I speak flawless Klingon.... (Score:5, Funny)
(Last Journal: Saturday July 17 2004, @09:35PM)
Bother! (Score:5, Funny)
(http://30thhour.blogspot.com/)
What's next? (Score:4, Funny)