He is now accepting callers, he is calling you "dude!"
Keep it. I've got a Pit Bull[tm] Now!
Some historians believe that this notable discrepancy may well have been behind the famous rant from King Philip II, where he threw his throne at a courtier while screaming "I'll kill those fucking Dutch!"...
Steve Ballmer in a past life...
"Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers." -- Peter da Silva (at the National Academy of Sciencies, 1965, in a particularly vivid fantasy)