Peter Jackson remaking King Kong 222
sigh71 writes "Stuff.co.nz is running a story on Peter Jacksons next big project, remaking the original King Kong. To be written by the same guys who wrote the scripts for Lord of the Rings. Google for more info."
Guys? (Score:1)
Re:Guys? (Score:3, Interesting)
What about the hobbit? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:4, Interesting)
Ok, April Fools.
And anyway, Jackson has said explicitly that he's not going to do The Hobbit, but... Money Talks.
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:2)
2) PJ has never stated that he would not do the Hobbit. The most he has ever officially stated was that there were no plans at this time to do the Hobbit, but regardless he wasn't going to be doing the hobbit right away after LOTR is done.
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:2)
1) When I read it, there was nowhere in the world that it was already April 1st.
2) I mentioned that, as it was a solid fact (google it yerself).
3) I would have mentioned that I had heard rumors to this effect a couple of months ago to back myself up, but that would have been stupid because they are just that, rumors.
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:2)
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:4, Informative)
"The original plan was to film "The Hobbit" starring Warwick Davis. But when Miramax balked at the $75 million dollar price tag Peter Jackson took it to New Line which gave him nearly $300 million to make the trilogy" [imdb.com]
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:2)
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:3, Informative)
Actually, Bilbo wouldn't look too different in 'The Hobbit' since he stopped aging (or aged extremely slowly) when he took possesion of the ring. IIRC he only started aging again once he had given the ring to Frodo and then rather more rapidly once the ring was destroyed.
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:2, Funny)
Dang! The ring gets destroyed????
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:2)
Dang! The ring gets destroyed????
Yes. It's destroyed by the Lone Gunmen shortly before they're killed... Ooops, I hope I didn't give too much away here.
Re:What about the hobbit? (Score:2, Funny)
I can't wait! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I can't wait! (Score:2)
Re:I can't wait! (Score:3, Funny)
She was born in 1907. I'm going to have nightmares about that now, thanks.
Re:I can't wait! (Score:2)
And there I thought it was another bad joke... (Score:5, Informative)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/290
It's going to be interesting to see Jackson's interperetation of this. On one hand, I feel like King Kong's been done to death. On the other, I *know* there's no such thing as too much Godzilla. Perhaps Jackson will make it so there's no such thing as too much Kong.
Re:And there I thought it was another bad joke... (Score:2)
Re:And there I thought it was another bad joke... (Score:2, Interesting)
Three words:
Let's hope it's not. However, I like the old RKO version, it's pretty kick-butt for when it was made and, to reveal a bit of my geekiness, I'm really tripped out how they did some of those special effects without little more than creative imagination and engineering. Cool stuff. I'm unsure how even the mighty Peter Jackson can improve on it.
Re:And there I thought it was another bad joke... (Score:2)
The whole death thing, arrgghh. you do not kill Godzilla, you drive him off into the ocean and hope next time he comes back, it is to help you. With any luck, He' would squish Godzuki on his way.
Well... (Score:2)
A year before that, the kids had "Buddy" [imdb.com] with special effects from Jim Henson's Workshop, and ten years before that, "Gorillas in the Mist" [imdb.com]. If you're counting gorillas in general, you may as well throw in Disney's 1999 "Tarzan" [imdb.com] as well.
King Kong has been done to death; gorillas-as-victim-of-man's-inhumanity is a recurrin
Also on the BBC site, this has GOT to be a joke.. (Score:2)
"The Kenyan prisoners were found by the First Black Watch Battalion".
That would NEVER fly in the US.
Re:Also on the BBC site, this has GOT to be a joke (Score:2)
That's exactly the reason it wouldn't fly in the U.S.
Where have you been?
Does Jackson "understand" Kong? (Score:2)
It's going to be interesting to see Jackson's interperetation of this. On one hand, I feel like King Kong's been done to death. On the other, I *know* there's no such thing as too much Godzilla. Perhaps Jackson will make it so there's no such thing as too much Kong.
It will be interesting but one has to hope that Jackson has the insight to understand what makes King Kong such an icon. What it boils down to is if Jackson is *really* a Kong fan at heart. The Hollywood Godzilla film was a perfect example o
Re:Does Jackson "understand" Kong? (Score:2)
King Kong was the film Jackson has dreamed of making since he was a kid.
Re:And there I thought it was another bad joke... (Score:2)
Re:And there I thought it was another bad joke... (Score:2)
And don't get me started about the velociraptors borrowed from Jurassic Park playing Godzilla's children. And where was Gadzooki? Ok, we really didn't need to see Gadzooki, if there's a Godzilla movi
The last line in the movie? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The last line in the movie? (Score:3, Funny)
Of my friend, I can only say this, that of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most
Fool's Day (Score:1)
king kong....whining??!! (Score:1)
now they're also gonna make king kong whine "oh my god i wish this wasn't happening to me" in slow-motion dreamy closeups thirty times a minute?
Can't be any worse than the 1970's one (Score:5, Insightful)
In the 70's version, we have a guy in a monkey suit, and a number of "sequels" made with the "Godzilla vs." philosophy.
At any rate, I think I hope he still sets the movie in the 1930's.
All we need now is for King Kong to fall into the public domain some time this century...
Let's hope (Score:2)
Re:Can't be any worse than the 1970's one (Score:2)
Falling into a public park isn't good enough?
Re:Can't be any worse than the 1970's one (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Can't be any worse than the 1970's one (Score:2)
convincing then million-dollar graphics
OMG, my first spelling error on slashdot!
oh yeah, 01-APR... hooo, i beter get bakc to work.
Re:Public Domain? (Score:2)
You forgot "in Soviet Russia."
I think your cynema cynicism is excyssive.
At the moment, our democracy has been totally subborned by moneyed interests. People make the argument that televised entertainment somehow alters the human condition so as to make this state of affairs sustainable.
Nonsense. The pendulum of political power will perturb the other way, sooner or later.
Also, who is
Not an "April Fools" joke... (Score:3)
What would be cool would be a giant hobbit taking destroying Manhatten. Can somebody line this up?
Re:Not an "April Fools" joke... (Score:2)
Peter Jackson is the king of pranks. Forgoten Silver was a fake documentry, about some old film that had been found, and contained footage of Pierce's first attempts at flight among other things. Lots of people bought it, and there where many pissed of people ;)
Re:Not an "April Fools" joke... (Score:2)
King Kong (Score:1)
Coincidence?
I think not.
Damnit! you got me again! (Score:2)
Slashdot is a cruel mistress...
King kong (Score:2)
Lets hope that the King Kong remake won't be as bad as the Godzilla remake. Of course, after seeing LOTR part 2, my hopes are high.
Troy McClure Singing... (Score:2)
Re:Troy McClure Singing... (Score:2)
you should have referenced something from the episode where homer is king kong.
Re:Troy McClure Singing... (Score:2)
Re:Troy McClure Singing... (Score:2)
From chimpan-A to chimpanzee!
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!"
APRIL FOOLS (Score:1, Funny)
Oh, wait.. crap.. Truth is stranger than fiction..
What wasted talent..
HAHA I GET IT!! (Score:5, Funny)
That's one BIG APE-ril fools day joke!!
~ fuzz
does trhis mean (Score:2)
For no real reason
Not A Joke (Score:2)
You see, not every story [slashdot.org] is a joke today. Even if there are those who are so accustomed to that being the case that they make fools of themselves instead [slashdot.org] while racking down on Taco&co for posting stories that are actually (well, partly) true.
ROTKK (Score:2, Funny)
"You must cast this ape, this... one ape of doom, from the Empire State Building."
I can't wait!
April fools? (Score:2)
Re:April fools? (Score:2)
April Fools? Anyone?
I'd like to believe so too, unfortunately the first reports [google.com] of this started a couple days ago. For instance check out the dates on the yahoo [yahoo.com] and NZCity [nzcity.co.nz] articles.
She's no Fay Wray, but.... (Score:2)
So, calling all ingenues. Nipple-flashing optional.
Lord of the Apes (Score:2)
(too much coffee, sorry all)
Jackson's BEST next pic? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Jackson's BEST next pic? (Score:2)
At least a project like this won't get compared to LotR every 5 minutes like any other epic he did would be.
Re:Jackson's BEST next pic? (Score:2)
Re:Jackson's BEST next pic? (Score:2)
They could always just update the story accordingly...
you have to look at the historical perspective.
100 years ago monsters came from unknown lands.
50 years ago they came from radioactivity.
Today they're genetically engineered.
Look at what they did with Spiderman (not technically a monster I guess, but the radioactive spider was changed to a genetically engineered spider.)
So they'll probably make King Ko
Lord of the King Dead Alive Kong? (Score:5, Funny)
This is true (Score:2)
On the other hand, this is quite site questionable [whitehouse.org] in authenticity (but true nonetheless)
Evil Bit? (Score:2, Funny)
Or more accurately... (Score:2)
The scary thing is... (Score:2, Funny)
I *wish* this was an April fools joke! (Score:5, Funny)
After King-Kong perhaps he'd like to remake Planet Of The Apes. At least in that case the second version sucked so much the third version would have to be an improvement, although it would be hard to imaging a remake that could improve on the original in any area besides special-effects.
Hey, how about Hollywood declares 2004 "King-Kong remake year" and ONLY releases remakes of King Kong. Twenty or thirty versions of King Kong. I'd like to see Wood Allen's angst-ridden ape, and Tim Burton's darkly oddball monkey. Roman Polanski's version would have the big furball fall for a 13 year old Ann Darrow. Jim Carrey could play King Kong through facial contortions alone without makeup. What a great trend Peter Jackson has started! Viva La-Kong!
Re:I *wish* this was an April fools joke! (Score:2)
Re:I *wish* this was an April fools joke! (Score:2)
BTW, I also love the original. It does have it's faults, though.
Why are film remakes placed under such scrutiny? (Score:2)
The greatest stories deserve to be re-told. As human beings and as consumers of tales, we need to revise our conception of film as an eternal document.
Re:Why are film remakes placed under such scrutiny (Score:5, Insightful)
Here's an example of how people react adversely to someone doing the same thing on stage: when Rossini released his version of The Barber of Seville, the opening perfomance was booed so loudly by fans of the original Pizzello opera that no one could hear the singing. This was despite the fact that he wrote a letter to Pizzello, and wrote an insert for the program in which he explained his reasons for remaking the opera, and his great respect for the earlier composer.
I think there are a few reasons that remakes rub people the wrong way. One of the biggest is probably that you're implicitly saying "I'm better and more talented than the guy who made the original." Another reason is that if it's no good, it will sour others on the original. Someone who had only seen the new Planet of the Apes would probably be uninterested in seeing the original. Finally, it's often unoriginal. While there can be some truly imaginative remakes, often someone can be tempted to simply update the special effects and copy the rest verbatim. It is right, I think, that people are against remakes. It means that unless you've actually a worthwhile take on the original, you shouldn't bother with a remake.
Re:Why are film remakes placed under such scrutiny (Score:2)
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Re:I *wish* this was an April fools joke! (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, they can follow the life of mass transit authority employee Gunther Toody. After his harrowing experience aboard the elevated train that Kong attacked (where he was one of the few survivors), Gunther was scarred for life, unable to stop making monkey noises ("Ooh! Ooh!") every few minutes. He left the MTA and went on to join the NYPD where he considered it safer, on which he stayed unt
Re:I *wish* this was an April fools joke! (Score:2)
Well there you have it. If it follows the pattern, this one will also be very good.
Re:I *wish* this was an April fools joke! (Score:2)
Oh, there is no end to what might be revised and corrected. Perhaps rather than slaughter Kong, we could dart him and lift him out of NY to a nature preserve. We could always play games with the skin colors of the various actors. Doubtless we could work in an environmental point. Why not have Kong attack General Motors headquarters in Detroit rather than Empire Stat
Re:I *wish* this was an April fools joke! (Score:4, Insightful)
I respectfully very much disagree; I can't recall a good thing about it with the exception of a young Jessica Lange.
Could it suck? Sure. But I can't think of anyone else I'd rather see do it.
Re:I *wish* this was an April fools joke! (Score:2)
The twin towers could easily be added back in with FX, and I'd welcome it!
I'm not some squemish girl who breaks into tears upon seeing those once great buildings.
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Re: (Score:2, Funny)
wow (Score:2)
Re:wow indeed, and congrats to Peter!!! (Score:2, Informative)
BTW, this has been a long time in the works. LOTR origianlly started out as a joint development project between miramax and universal, each would share the costs of developing two films with pj, and relase one under each of their names. the two original projects were king kong & LOTR.
but when LOTR grew to two films and the
Mmm I think I will wait (Score:3, Funny)
Better writeup (Score:2)
(As a bonus, today the whole site [metafilter.com] looks like Google for april fools day. Quite cute.)
New King Kong movie - plot synopsis (Score:2)
King Kong, a lovable, hairy-footed primate, obtains obtains a magical ring as a result of a riddle game in a cave with Bill Gates, who strongly resembles a wafer-thin, slimy nerd with wisps of greasy hair. Kong puts the ring on his own cock and is transported to a world where apes run Earth.
Kong is much larger than said apes. Kong is possessed by the ring, and can only say one word. As a result, the native apes call Kong by the name "Gollumver". Eventually, one of the apes takes the ring off of "G
Just scratching the surface (Score:5, Interesting)
There are some juicy aspects of great tragedy in Kong that could be cultivated into a very new and powerful story. Consider the foolish pride of the hunters trying to tame nature. Or substitute the wildness of the human spirit for Kong. Or religion. Flesh out the love story and look at how Kong's love, his fatal flaw, is rewarded by the world.
Like all enduring movies and myths, King Kong has many levels and strong currents. With a little insight and a strong writer there is a gold mine of different facets to Kong that Jackson could pursue.
I was hoping for a new monster. . . (Score:2)
It looks like a giant lizard!!!
But it's red!
It must be MOZILLA!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(Dramatic Music)
(Whispers)It's only a gecko. . .
King Kong, huh? (Score:2)
This will fail miserably (Score:4, Interesting)
Always: Steven Spielberg
Village of the Damned: John Carpenter
Swept Away: Guy Ritchie
etc.
Peter, for God Sakes don't do it.
Re:This will fail miserably (Score:2)
Titanic: James Cameron
Oh, wait...
-Sean
Not the only Peter Jackson remake news of the day (Score:2)
In suprise news today, it seems Peter Jackson himself liked the idea [bbspot.com], and will be including Jar-Jar in a special feature on the DVD! Wow!
Dr. Evil Says: (Score:2)
It's (kind of) an old project (Score:2)
Dead Horse Genre (Score:2)
Just like Dracula.
And Frankenstein.
And Planet Of The Apes.
And Lord Of The Rings.
It's been done, adequately.
More than once.
Stop it already.
Stop it Stop it Stop it!!!!
It's True (Score:2)
Jackson? Oh good. (Score:2)
Oh, and how about rewriting the plot too--why not make Kong a giant hamster instead?
ugh.
No, no, no, no, NO (Score:2)
How about "Childhood's End"? That one has been crying out for a good film treatment since, I don't know, 1953? Or maybe "The City and the Stars"?
Oh, I loved "Heavenly Creatures", too. Soooo original. But Jackson, do something NEW!!
A quick request to Mr. Jackson (Score:2)
Mr Jackson?
Please oh please don't use Charles Grodin in this film.
For the Love of Mankind, please don't use Charles Grodin!!!!
Dolemite
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Jackson pulls a Lucas. (Score:2)
Re:Ha ha, very funny. (Score:2)
Re:RKO Radio Pictures (Score:2)