* OMG : Oh My Goatse.
I think it is mostly unreadable because it was written on a tablet, case closed.
That, or it was written on a laptop, lid closed.
So much for pretending to have the moral high ground.
Myth Eight: An integrated battery is a significant problem for users
Having an extra battery to swap in makes sense on a laptop, but does not make sense for a phone, particularly one that has standard external battery packs that can be used via its dock connector.
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