Google Delivering Factual Answers

nam37 wrote in about a Macworld article which reads: "Google Inc. on Thursday began delivering factual answers for some queries at the top of its results page, to save users from having to navigate over to other sites and look for the information. For example, if a user enters the query 'Portugal population,' Google returns the answer -- 10.5 million -- along with a link to the Web page where the information came from, which in this case is the population page of the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency's Factbook. The query 'who is Jane Fonda?' triggers the answer '... is an Academy Award winning American actress, model, writer, producer, activist and philanthropist' and provides the link to the Wikipedia online encyclopedia's entry for the actress. A small percentage of queries currently trigger these factual answers, but the service, called Google Q&A, is in its early stages, said Peter Norvig, Google's director of search quality."

AFP vs Google News

[fembots]

This is no doubt a good service for users, but will it attract complaints from site owners like AFP [slashdot.org]?

Personally I would rather get the answer without going into a site and read through things to find it, and if I want to, I can click on the link and find out more from the site. However the content providers will certainly want you to come to their sites as soon as possible, look around and maybe explore other sections?

Re:AFP vs Google News

[Anonymous Coward]

it probably works quite similarly to mit's START [mit.edu] natural language processor. reading mostly creative commons sites like wikipedia.

EXAMPLE: What is a first post?

[goombah99]

google query: what is a first post.

answer:

"First Post!" is a phenomenon of Internet discussion groups (notably Slashdot and LiveJournal), where participants strive to be the first person to add a comment ("post") to a new article or discussion thread. The phenomenon is largely confined to sites that have reached a high degree of popularity, such that users are genuinely surprised to see an article without any associated comments. There is also the necessary condition that comments are displayed in chronological order (meaning the first ...

Re:EXAMPLE: What is a first post?

[goombah99]

Web definitions for Goatse Query: What is goatse?

google answer:

Goatse.cx (usually pronounced "goat-see dot see ex", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, goat.cx, occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, hello.jpg, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below the anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles ar

Re:EXAMPLE: What is a first post?

[ashot]

I know both of these are jokes, but this isn't actually the feature that is being refered to here. Rather this is what used to be the google glossary, you can use the define tag to get the definitions explicitly:
http://www.google.com/search?num=100& hl=en&lr=&c2c off=1&q=define%3Afirst%20post&btnG=Search

Re:EXAMPLE: What is a first post?

[mpathetiq]

no, those are actual responses... i tested it myself.

Re:EXAMPLE: What is a first post?

[ashot]

no, those are actual responses generated by the "glossary" feature which has been built in for about a year (and available longer under labs). You can use it with the 'define:' tag.

Test it out yourself, "define:us population" returns nothing, whereas it does return an answer on the google front page. They are awfully similar things it seems, I don't really know what the difference is per se (maybe answers are meant to be very short, exact, I dunno), but they are seperate features in Google..

two features

[dspeyer]

There are two new features described here.

The "what is" searches are taking from glossary. "what is foo [google.com]" returns the first entry from "define:foo [google.com]" along with a slightly re-ordered web search for "foo [google.com]". This is a rather minor new feature: really just a UI tweak.

The ability to search for facts is new, unrelated, and much more impressive (even if there aren't many facts in it yet).

Re:EXAMPLE: What is a first post?

[Lord Ender]

Here is another good one.

What is 42?
forty-two: being two more than forty

Clearly, this feature is not complete.

Hell freezing over?

[Anonymous Coward]

Has there ever been a slashdot thread in which a first post and goatse were on topic and insightful?

Semi-OT: your .sig...

[ktakki]

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just Google.

k.

In the case of Wikipedia...

[greppy]

...rather a lot of people pee in said fountain.

Another example

[Lord of Ironhand]

google query: who is cowboyneal

answer:

... is the online nickname ("handle") on Slashdot and other websites of Slashdot editor Jon Pater.

Who'd have thought.

Re:EXAMPLE: What is a first post?

[alphakappa]

This looks like a joke, but it is actually true [google.com].

Re:EXAMPLE: What is a first post?

[jacksonj04]

A google is not a 1 followed by 100 zeroes. You're thinking of a googol.

Re:EXAMPLE: What is a first post?

[XFilesFMDS1013]

Or....maybe because the actual word is googol [answers.com]. Got this interesting little fact from their corporate information page [google.com] . Of course, since I did get both of these links from Google, they're probably wrong.

Re:AFP vs Google News

[dingfelder]

how can they determine facts?

If a user asks: who is George Bush for example, is the right answer:

A. The current president, (blah blah, blah)
or
B. A Moron who (blah, blah, blah)

The point being that the "facts" are sometimes in the eye of the beholder.
Case in point, the CIA may state a different population than the country itself believes.

Re:AFP vs Google News

[j.blechert]

erm, actually it -is- a fact that he is the current president of the USA, but it's purely subjective that he's a moron.

Re:AFP vs Google News

[magarity]

How is google supposed to survey the upteen billion pages, and decide what is subjective and what are the facts?

Well, opinions are statements about your state of mind while facts are statements about the world. Calling someone a moron is an opinion because it reflects your state of mind regarding that person and calling someone the holder of the office of president is a fact about the world. So you'd need a lexicon of opinion oriented words and then entries could be parsed for loaded language like "mor

Re:AFP vs Google News

[xstonedogx]

That's an interesting question. I think most content providers will be content to share their content with Google in exchange for being listed at the very top of the results. On the other hand, some content providers aren't the original source of the information. Instead they make the information easier to access. In that regard they might consider Google to be a competitor.

Re:AFP vs Google News

[malsdavis]

I don't get it, it works on www.google.com but not on the international sites.

Hope they add this feature to these sites soon though.

Who's so fat?

[darekana]

Who's so fat? [google.com]

(bad joke... sorry)

And?

[DarkHelmet]

I know I'm just playing devil's advocate here... but...

People criticize Wikipedia for being something that gets information from online sources. At least Wikipedia has a fellowship of users to prevent abuse, or misinformation from being on a topic.

Yes, I know some of the answers will be coming from Wikipedia (And people wonder why google is supporting them). But what about the other sites?

Of course, there's a link to the site in question, but as is asked of Wikipedia all the time, what level of accountability is there that this information is correct?

Also, how does it determine which sites are authoritative in this manner? Is this relevance automated, or are Google employees entering in sites that they see as authoritative on the matter. For that matter, what is their criteria for deeming a site accurate?

Google may be cool, but most of its algorithms and technology are closed. We have no idea how accurate the information will end up being, and also, how corruptible.

After all, who trusts what the CIA tells us about anything? :)

Re:And?

[MrAnnoyanceToYou]

But, at the same time, they retrieve the rest of your search results. It's not like they tell you they've got the only answer, they just give you what they consider their best answer. Much like, say, a lucky button or something. Only non-optional.

Re:And?

[Tackhead]

> Of course, there's a link to the site in question, but as is asked of Wikipedia all the time, what level of accountability is there that this information is correct?

Shh! The first time someone asked Google that, the damn thing went into recursive mode and blew out three server clusters before the sysadmin team could shut it down!

Re:And?

[rk]

What was scary was I asked Google "Is there a God?" and it replied, "Yes. now there is a God." [alteich.com]

Re:And?

[Ersatz Chickenweed]

I realize the "Is there a god?" post was a joke, but I searched it on Google anyway just for a hoot, and I noticed something interesting...

If you search for "Is there a god?", Google informs you that it left the words "is" and "a" out of the search since they're so common. What's odd is that, if you just search for "there god?" (leaving out "is" and "a" like the search supposedly does), you get an _entirely_ different set of results.

What gives? It's obvious that Google actually IS processing those very common words and returning search results based on them despite claiming otherwise (since the exact phrases showed up in the respective searches, common words and all), but why would they go to the trouble of claiming that they're omitting search terms when they really aren't?

Maybe I'm just slow for not noticing this years ago, but I still find it intriguing.

Re:And?

[FLEB]

Sounds to me like what you would say if your mouth was full.

(chomp-munch-chomp)
"So... mmf... Bill..."
(chomp-munch-gulp)
"Yuh?"
(crunch... chomp-munch-gulp)
"There god?"
(suck-chomp-munch)
"Ah'uh know."

Re:And?

[ricotest]

Google ranks results higher if the words are closer together. So it does its initial search for 'There God' but then looks for the phrase 'Is there a god?' when sorting them.

Re:And?

[np_bernstein]

Google may be cool, but most of its algorithms and technology are closed. We have no idea how accurate the information will end up being, and also, how corruptible.

After all, who trusts what the CIA tells us about anything? :)

Paranoia aside, the CIA world fact book in an amazing resource. It's created for US diplomats, congressmen, and government employees as well as the general american populace. It contains pretty acurate, up to date information about different countries in the world. Honestly, I'm gu

Re:And?

[Anonymous Coward]

Of course, there's a link to the site in question, but as is asked of Wikipedia all the time, what level of accountability is there that this information is correct?

Usually from a free service, there is no accountability. If you need an answer to a question, and you need to hold someone accountable for that answer, there are a number of paid research organizations that are willing to find what you need for money.

Re:And?

[Vombatus]

Also, how does it determine which sites are authoritative in this manner? Is this relevance automated, or are Google employees entering in sites that they see as authoritative on the matter. For that matter, what is their criteria for deeming a site accurate?

Basic research skills

Do not trust one source of information - always corroborate it with another source.

If one website says that the population of Portugal is 10.5 Million and another one says 20.5 Million, then there is obviously an error somewhere. If the second one says 10.1 Million, then you could probably live with the difference.

Of course, how many 'average users' trust everything they read on the internet blindly and would never think to question the information?

Re:And?

[Dhalka226]

Of course, how many 'average users' trust everything they read on the internet blindly and would never think to question the information?

Most. But they deserve what they get then.

Re:And?

[illusion_2K]

... or you could just go to Portugal's statisical office [www.ine.pt]. From where their population data is availible with one click.

The point is that there are definitive sources of information on the internet for various subjects, as long as you're aware of them.

Even Pi is Suspect!

[wsanders]

Type in "pi" and you get "pi = 3.14159265"

EVERYBODY knows it's 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 96442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190 91456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412 73724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364 36

I hate it when they fudge data like that.

Re:Even Pi is Suspect!

[hunterx11]

Type in "what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?" [google.com] and you get a more factual response.

Re:And?

[DoraLives]

what level of accountability is there that this information is correct?

In the end, very little actual accountability.

It's the web, after all.

They're working on it.

It doesn't matter

[exp(pi*sqrt(163))]

We have no idea how accurate the information will end up being

Google doesn't just serve up information like an oracle. It tells you the source where it obtained the information. They can serve up data by throwing round yarrow stalks and looking up the resulting patterns in ancient Chinese manuscripts for all I care. If they give their sources then why do we need to know what their algorithms are in order to judge their veracity?

Re:And?

[xanadu-xtroot.com]

[...]what level of accountability is there that this information is correct?

I dunno. Why don't you find out yourself? [google.com]

2. :-)

Re:And?

[davedx]

Also, how does it determine which sites are authoritative in this manner? I'd say it's 99% likely they'll go by PageRank. That's how they rank 'authority' for everything else - relevancy, accuracy, etc., in the end. Given 2 pages with the exact same content, the number of incoming backlinks (IBL's) will determine which site G. chooses - and the PR is a composite of IBL's + PR of pages they're on.

Re:And?

[NitsujTPU]

Having read the PageRank paper, which is apparently the backbone of their search engine technology, I'd have to say that they openned at least part of their technology to peer review.

That said, as far as question answering is concerned. Question answering systems are an active area of Natural Language Processing research. If you are curious about them, you can easily get your hands on a paper or two on the topic by Googling "Question Answering Systems."

Not quite.

[Chess_the_cat]

Try searching for "Who was the President of the United States in 1996" and you get Pat Choate. What a joke. Try it. [google.com]

Re:Not quite.

[That's Unpossible!]

I did try it. When I read the sentence, it said, "Pat Choate was the 1996 Reform Party of the United States of America Vice President candidate."

It is not saying the person is the answer to your question, though I guess you might have to actually read what it says to discern that.

Bugs in newsoftware??

[Senjutsu]

What're the odds?!

Hate to say it, but Microsoft has done this alread

[gregory]

Looks like google is the one playing catch up to microsoft this time. Microsoft search has had this feature since it was in beta. And it even gets teh president in 1996 question correct.

http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=president+of+ united+states+in+1996&FORM=QBHP [msn.com]

Re:Hate to say it, but Microsoft has done this alr

[The Cydonian]

The difference, naturally, is that Microsoft uses only Encarta for its results, whereas Google, at least in theory, uses the entire web to parse its results. (In practice of course, most of the results seem to be coming from either Wikipedia or CIA's factbook, but still)

Google's new math: What is 1/0 ?

[Anonymous Coward]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=1%2F0&btnG=Go ogle+Search [google.com]Answer?

Re:Google's new math: What is 1/0 ?

[Omniscientist]

Do you dare question the Google calculator?

No clue what about a henway

[winkydink]

at least when I asked it.

What's a henway? Oh, about 3-4 pounds. Nyark, nyark, nyark.

Slashdot effect

[d3matt]

Link [google.com]
Google knows about the slashdot effect.

Peter Norvig?

[fdicostanzo]

The AI Peter Norvig? He works for Google? Ok, I'm impressed.

I need to get a job there. Where is the math problem that gets me a job?

Re:Peter Norvig?

[Sexual Ass Gerbil]

I took a double take too. It's the same Peter Norvig [norvig.com] all CS guys with some AI background should recognize by name. Google is one company that deserves to employee PhDs, and I'm sure guys like Norvig do well in Google's research environment.

If you ask Google...

[mpupu]

Query: What is Slashdot? Google: "... is a site full of geeks with no life" ;) Actually, it tells you what a slashdotting is.

Web definitions

[The Bungi]

Google has been doing something like this for a while, with their "web definitions" entries. When you ask What is a monitor? for example, you get display consisting of a device that takes signals from a computer and displays them on a CRT screen and a link to the definition in context.

I don't know that "factual" is a good term for a lot of the stuff on Wikipedia, especially "contested" articles that tend to go through revert wars and lots of vandalism.

What is the fastest search engine ?

[openSoar]

What is the fastest search engine? [google.com] :)

Satisfactory answers.

[Anonymous Coward]

what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? [google.com] although it comes from the Calculator, not from Q and A.

Re:Satisfactory answers.

[loqi]

I think you were off by a factor of ten, though...
Google's real truth [google.com]

Re:Satisfactory answers.

[mikiN]

According to my Google, the answer is: Property.
Oh well, the Universe must have changed into something entirely different or Google doesn't like capitalized sentences...
See for yourself. [google.com]

Heh

[Sheepdot]

My query:
"Which search engine is the best?"

Google's response:
"AskJeeves."

Re:Heh

[MAdMaxOr]

I asked Jeeves:

Try The New MSN Search
It's More Precise and More Powerful Find Just What You're After

You mean

[evanbd]

they've been delivering fake answers all this time??

Alpha indeed

[pherthyl]

"Portugal population" works, but "portugal population" does not, neither does "population of Portugal"

So it's not very robust yet.. But it looks promising.

Re:Alpha indeed

[akorvemaker]

Also it doesn't work when searching from a one of the localized googles, such as google.ca. The search needs to be done at google.com.

Re:Alpha indeed

[Jameth]

Yes, they do work.

Re:Alpha indeed

[thogard]

And its a different system than the one that copes with "speed of light". Its missing stuff like "price of oil" or "price of gold". It gets "area of missouri" but not "area of germany". It seems to be triggered on a small set of keywords and an associated set.

Re:Alpha indeed

[Mostly a lurker]

The behaviour is interesting. It appears to work randomly. Here is my theory: I believe Google has a rule that the internal response time for any search query must be less than 0.25 seconds. Any response fragments that have not been derived within this cutoff period are just dropped. As a new capability in search, there is probably not yet enough computing power assigned to it to consistently return the information in time.

At 7:41 pm eastern time...

[PakProtector]

So, how long do we think it will be exactly until the Google Pidgeon Clusters become self aware and begin to correlate all this data only to come up with 42, and a recipe for a nice cup of tea?

Re:Uh,

[PakProtector]

I'm not paying you to think, son, I'm paying you to keep your meaty carcass between me and the enemy's bullets!

I'm completely unimpressed

[Da_Biz]

It doesn't answer one of the most important questions of our modern times:

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Re:I'm completely unimpressed

[TWX]

Funny enough, ask.com used to. You'd put in the question and the first reply would be, "What do you mean, an African or European swallow?"

I think that as ask.com has come to be increasingly corporate that they've removed this unfortunately.

Re:I'm completely unimpressed

[Qzukk]

However, the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything comes up as the second hit if you ask it "what do you get when you multiply six and nine" ;)

Hmm...

[themoodykid]

What is the Matrix? [google.com] doesn't seem to give the right result.

Great!

[Anita Coney]

I've been curious about Britney's actual breast [lycos.co.uk] size for a long time now. Maybe Google will help us end this debate [liquidgeneration.com] once and for all.

Doesn't work now?

[DJStealth]

Umm.. I've tried the queries in the comment, none of them seem to work for me. Maybe cuz I'm using google.ca?

Re:Doesn't work now?

[DJStealth]

Looks like it only works on the normal google.com site, not on any of the localized sites (google.ca, etc.) for now.

Different sources have different presentations

[RobertB-DC]

Compare the formatting for the question from the article, who is jane fonda [google.com], with another question: what is google [google.com].

You can do a similar comparison between a couple of search terms from other postings: what is the slashdot effect [google.com] vs. who was president of the usa in 1996 [google.com].

Google (currently) appears to format answers it's sure about (what's google, what's the slashdot effect) with an icon and a link to "define:term". Fuzzier matches (Jane Fonda and the putative president) get the nonsequitur text "Property:" and an "According to:" disclaimer.

This looks like something interesting, but clearly still in the early beta. Which is *great*! I love getting a peek behind the curtain.

"What is pr0n"

[syntap]

Pr0n is written leet slang for pornography.

pr0n: //. [Usenet, IRC] Pornography. Originally this referred only to Internet
porn but since then it has expanded to refer to just about any kind.

Do no evil is right...

[Momoru]

Well I guess they really are out to do no evil, as this idea is completely counter-productive to the current way they make money, which is by essentially getting people to click paid for search results. If the answer i'm looking for is told to me right at the top, random people will be less likely to click "Find more Jane Fonda at Ebay.com"

Re:Do no evil is right...

[cookiepus]

This only helps. Google's advertizers realize that a certain percentage of clicks are from people who are looking for information and aren't out to buy anything. This knowledge is factored into a price they pay per referal.

If Google implements factual answers, they will potentially get a net increase in their traffic (since they will offer a feature other engines do not). So even if the number of advertiser clicks goes down, the ratio of those clicks being people genuinely interested in buying stuff vs. th

Qoogle: Primum non nocere

[omb]

I continue to be impressed with the quality and real innovation comming from Google, it is now very good and suddenly getting much better

If I were them I would negotiate with AFP, Reuters so that the indexing Robot obeyed a delay time, since even slightly stale news, say 15m for FOREX and Equity prices makes the information unusable for trading.

But, very good, keep it up Google, and show M$ what real innovation is about.

Mistakes?

[darkmeridian]

Google better be careful. What websites do they rely upon? Are these carefully screened to be factual? Imagine searching for "Holocaust" and getting some retarded white power crap as an answer.

don't bother

[way2trivial]

"penis size"
does not work.
nor does
'name' "breast size"

Is there a God?

[StarsAreAlsoFire]

"There is now."

(Stolen from one of the best short stories ever)

hats off google.

[roror]

weight of pamela anderson [google.com]

uh wait ...

[snorklewacker]

What have I been getting before today?

Brainboost versus Google

[Twinbee]

It should be interesting to see how it compares to BrainBoost.com [brainboost.com]

Out of the 27 question I gave Google from the BrainBoost.com front page, it answered 9 of them. Ask Jeeves also answered 9 of them, but a slightly different set. BrainBoost got them all 'right', but then they are the questions that BrainBoost selected :)

Here are the ones Google got right:
Where is Iraq?
How many people live in Israel?
Who is the CEO of Amazon.com?
Who is Thad Starner?
What is solar wind?
When was Cameron Diaz born?
What is a calorie?

Here are the ones Ask Jeeves got right:
How many people live in Israel?
What is the capital of Indonesia?
Who was the 3rd president of the US?
What is solar wind?
When was Cameron Diaz born?
What is a calorie?
What does HTML stand for?

Are these provided by answer.com ?

[wormbin]

Does anyone know if this is the service that is provided by answer.com [slashdot.org] ?

I wonder if answer.com gets much cash out of this?

Currency Calculator

[asdren]

I guess Google doesn't want to step on some toes but it bugs me they don't easily do currency conversion
'39 euros to usd'

It works!

[Anonymous Coward]

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck If a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood? [google.com]

"As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

Genius!

integration with calculator

[ashot]

they should integrate it with the calculator.. won't be too useful now probably but, perhaps one day. You could already do simple things with what they have:

us defense budget [google.com] / us population [google.com]

I'm not sure how much semantic understanding is built into the system, but if they had some then lots of interesting things could come up as well("country with the highest defense spending", "Is there a correlation between x and y for z?")..

interestingly, while the diameter of planets doesn't work, the radius of planets does register with the calculator:

proportion of earth to jupiter [google.com]

alright.. not that useful.. =]

better yet...

[Darth Cider]

I'd be happier if there were a one-click method to eliminate from search results every site that wants to sell me something. Getting answers to questions has become akin to wading through spam.

Movie Showtimes / Reviews

[Amoeba Protozoa]

Probably old news to many but...

If you search for a title of a recent movie, or optionally add a ZIP code it will give you the aggregate out of five "star score" and a list of theaters and showtimes near you for the given film.

A search for "Robots 55419" yields the following:

Robots showtimes for 55419
1hr 30min - Rated PG - Animation/Comedy/SciFi/Fantasy - 58 reviews: (3.5 of 5 stars)

AMC Southdale 16 - 400 Southdale Center, Edina, MN - Map
11:10 1:30 4:00 6:30 9:15
AMC Mall of America 14 - 401 South Ave., Bloomington, MN - Map
1:20 2:20 3:40 4:40 6:40 7:40 9:20
More theaters ...

Pretty damned handy if you ask me!

Google "Robots 55419" Query [google.com]

Also, doing "NWA 0355" yields the status of Northwest Flight 0355 [google.com]...there are similar little things for weather [google.com] and even FedEx/UPS/USPS packages too.

Anybody aware of any other cools ones?

-AP

Re:Movie Showtimes / Reviews

[Omnieiunium]

http://www.google.com/help/features.html [google.com]

Here is a list of all those features

Microsoft apologetics, listen up!

[hdparm]

It Is Officialy Poper Acronym!!! [google.co.nz]

how much would he chuck?

[nhtshot]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood [google.com]

Answer:
Woodchuck
Could Chuck: As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
According to http://www.enchantedlearning.com/rhymes/Woodchuck. shtml [enchantedlearning.com]

Re:Missing link

[FalconZero]

Oddly enough, if you punch the query string into 'google.co.uk' and specify worldwide (ie 'the web' option), it doesn't work.

I could understand google.fr not giving an english description, but google.co.uk?!?!, you guys havn't changed our language that much :p.

Re:Google really is God

[PakProtector]

If the ability to know the Square Root of Pi makes one God, does that mean Mike was right the whole time? "Thou art God?"

Yes, actually

[seizer]

Click here for a clue [google.co.uk] :-)

Re:Don't ask it the Meaning of Life

[PalmerEldritch42]

Actually, 42 is not the meaning of life. 42 is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything [google.com] and google knows it...

Re:there's a bug...

[KingSkippus]

It doesn't return answers for the world's most important questions: "Who is your daddy?"...

Weird, when I put that it, it told me exactly who your father is. I'd be concerned if I were you...