Virtual Tourists in the Swiss Alps 96
Roland Piquepaille writes "Farmers in Switzerland receive money from their government for letting their cows eat young trees in the Alps. But why? Because this is improving the mountain views for tourists who might return year after year and spend their cash in the country. As the Swiss government wants to wisely spend its money, it is using a computer model of the mountains populated by virtual tourists -- or software agents -- which tirelessly take the same roads again and again and give their appreciation about the best spots. The Economist reports about these virtual tourists in this very cleverly-titled article, "Computer browsers." What will be the next logical step? Pay more the farmers with the strongest potential to improve the views for real tourists? Wrong. Instead, real hikers will be invited to explore the virtual Alps to give their feedback. Their observations will be then integrated into the software managing the virtual travelers. Read more for pictures and references."
Rediculous (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Rediculous (Score:3, Funny)
Or am I not the only one spooked by the words software agents?
Virtual Tourist Smith (Score:2)
This zoo.
This prison.
This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer.
It's the smell, if there is such a thing.
I feel saturated by it.
I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
Re:Rediculous (Score:1)
Re:Rediculous (Score:1)
Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille (Score:5, Insightful)
It seems he is able to get an article posted on the front page at least once a week, maybe more.
This is just spam to get to his little site.
Maybe the editors are just incompetent and getting trolled, or this is some synergy (paid referrals) going on. So whats the deal?
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille (Score:2, Insightful)
/me adds Roland to foes list.
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille (Score:1)
1) He (normally) goes out and finds Interesting things.
2) You can just remove his blog from DNS and still read the article.
3) Get off your ass and find interesting stories for us all to read.
He gets his articles pushed to the front page because they are generally decent submissions, I would hate to block the stories just because they came from one person. I look around slash, and see serial posters and submitters, its just the way it is.
Having said that, allowing a
Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille Conspiracies (Score:1, Flamebait)
He consistantly submits interesting articles about interesting technology, and the slashdot editors think his submissions are more front-page worthy than most other submissions.
This is just spam to get to his little site.
So what? His articles are interesting.
Maybe the editors are just incompetent and getting trolled, or this is some synergy (paid referrals) going on. So whats the deal?
Maybe Roland is
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille Conspiracies (Score:5, Insightful)
**
his articles suck.
basically what the guy does is he follows some other sites that have the real news on them, then he takes them(sometimes pretty much copypastes) them to his blog and after that he submits them to slashdot.
his publication(his blog) is pretty much a standard ripoff of the real sites and their news. but i guess they don't another publication copying their stories verbatim without hesitation.. I wonder if they would mind if started a newspaper that just copied the articles from other papers..
if he just wanted us to know about it he could submit the stories instead of copypasting together 'stories' of his own. yeah, i got karma to burn. i wish the excess karma could be used to vote on _changes_ to the system(among other things filtering the politics.slashdot.org doesn't seem to work, i've ticked both 'politics' topics in the exclude topics tab.. and for the reference there aren't _any_ sections to tick in the sections tab).
and to really 'stick it up': here's actually a meaningful link about the story at hand: http://www.sim.inf.ethz.ch/projects/alpsim/ [inf.ethz.ch]. It's to the actual project..
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille Conspiracies (Score:1)
Michael more often than not posts crap for submissions.
Surely there are more worthy articles being submitted than the drivel we've been forced to endure of late.
What, is no one submitting any more?
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille (Score:5, Interesting)
http://slashdot.org/search.pl?tid=&query=roland+pi que&author=&sort=1&op=stories [slashdot.org]
/. is getting to be less about interesting technology and more about Politic(ly correct in the editor's eyes)s and linking to this guy's blog-vert. It is not even timely anymore, either.
I'm beginning to lose interest because the signal to noise ratio is getting low.
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille (Score:2)
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille (Score:5, Funny)
He's not even a Slashdot member. (Score:1, Interesting)
Then again, maybe this is an order from higher up. It would be interesting to know if it is one editor that keeps approving Roland's submissions, or they get spread out. If it's one editor, it's a pos
Re:He's not even a Slashdot member. (Score:2)
Here is Roland's Slashdot info. (Score:1, Informative)
Roland Piquepaille [slashdot.org]
Re:Here is Roland's Slashdot info. (Score:2)
Done. But does that hide his stories? He's not an editor, so I can't disable seeing his entries on the front page.
Re:Here is Roland's Slashdot info. (Score:2)
Maybe someone'll write a Firefox extension or something; shouldn't be too hard...
Re:Here is Roland's Slashdot info. (Score:2)
http://slashdot.org/~Roland%20Piquepaille/
http://slashdot.org/~Roland%20Piquepialle/
Notice the spelling difference.
And this one he submits stories with:
http://slashdot.org/~rpiquepa/
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille (Score:2)
My best guess would be that this Roland guy simply pays Slashdot. I'm mean, Slashdot has pretty much gone to the commercial hell (C) in the proverbial handbasket (TM). Look at the people the affiliate themselves with:
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille (Score:2, Insightful)
Well you must be really mad you read this!
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille (Score:2)
Or the handfull of times I've seen links to the Dynamic IP "Hosted off my Cable Modem" sites with video..
Editor submission breakdown on Roland. (Score:2, Informative)
I went through 119 of the postings, here's the editor submission tally:
michael.......39
timothy.......30
simoniker..
hemos.........15
CmdrTaco......9
Cowboy Neal...5
samzenpus.....1
Cliff.........1
Whether this brings to light any pattern, who knows. It will be interesting to find out the true story behind this.
That's actually pretty close... (Score:2)
Well, I think Timothy recently posts more than Mike, but that's historical data so trends are hidden.
Which makes me doubt it's some kind of conspiracy... I don't blame the editors, Roland always servers up a juicy morsel compared to the other dredge I'm sure fills their submission queues.
But I think if it gets to be the point where every one of these articles is consistently full of off-topic replies complaining about the article submitter, maybe
I agree. (Score:1, Flamebait)
But I, a subscriber, will NOT be posting anonymously as I say this loudly and often...
I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE IF THE EDITORS NEVER POST ANOTHER ROLAND PIQUEPAILLE ARITCLE AGAIN
Also, I hope Roland gets SARS and dies.
And it's a duplicate, too. (Score:2)
Re:Slashdot And Roland Piquepaille (Score:1)
Too early, but will be a trend (Score:1)
Huh (Score:1)
...Just kidding
Virtual Terrorists in the Swiss Alps (Score:3, Funny)
Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they arn't out to get me!
Cows can eat trees?? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Cows can eat trees?? (Score:2)
Its not a matter of clearing the grass/trees.
Re:Cows can eat trees?? (Score:2)
wouldn't be quite productive, could very well be much more expensive than letting cows walk around and eat the stuff... and "one day" would be quite stretching it(not to mention that you wouldn't exactly be able to drive around with a lawnmower). the areas aren't exactly that small.
cows eat a lot, also the idyllic scenerey is created by just that.. cows.. if you take them away the scenery changes
Re:Cows can eat trees?? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Cows can eat trees?? (Score:2)
Re:Cows can eat trees?? (Score:1, Informative)
Imagine all that pine scented methane!
Contrast (Score:5, Insightful)
Constant anything becomes boring. Long miles above treeline make the shady coolness of the forest canopy interesting.
I do not know the duration of hikes in the Swiss Alps, perhaps their shortness makes constant panoramic scenery desirable. Most of my hikes were of many months duration, and I learned to appreciate all of the wonders, large and small, that I came across.
Virtual townies? (Score:3, Insightful)
Having to deal with townies in real life always makes me want to NOT visit a place again.
On the other hand, I wish all these "leaf peepers" would get the hell out of my town.
Re:Here's a solution. (Score:2)
Congratulations on making everyone painfully aware of the more than obvious joke in my post.
Thats all very well and good, but... (Score:1, Offtopic)
No virtual reality program can ever replace hiking the trails of Switzerland, camping out under the stars and breathing the cold mountain air.
I may be tempted to change my mind about virtual reality if it came with a very real stein of beer, wurst and a hard roll.
Re:Thats all very well and good, but... (Score:1)
I, for one, do not welcome our new cold-mountain-air-overlord.
PS: Yes, I am from Switzerland.
Re:Thats all very well and good, but... (Score:1)
One of the things I loved best about living in SE Asia was that lowest temperature I ever experienced there was probably about 23 degrees Celsius. Even at the coolest time of the year (late January/early February) you can ride a motorbike at night in a shortsleeved shirt without discomfort.
Cold mountain air, bah! Humbug!
Re:Thats all very well and good, but... (Score:3)
it's about using virtualised models to simulate what would look good
Re:Thats all very well and good, but... (Score:2)
Re:Thats all very well and good, but... (Score:2)
One site I found recently did this with Sleeping in airports [sleepinginairports.net] Its not the same thing, but could be done in a similar fashion. My point is that its always more fun being there.
Roller Coaster Tycoon (Score:4, Interesting)
This is virtually nuts! (Score:3, Informative)
The entire scheme has a few problems associated with it. First, if the mountainsides suffer too much soil erosion, you can be damn sure the tourists won't be hanging around. Nor will the farmers, for that matter. It's awfully hard to farm rock.
The second problem is that this assumes that the tourists are interested in seeing the mountains from any viewpoint low enough to support trees. More than a few tourists are interested in climbing the mountains, which would generally put them above the tree line.
Also, many tourists are quite content to see quaint villages, junky tourist-trap shops, and the usual round of Alpine monastaries with their infamous breweries.
There's also some environmental damage. The Pennines in Britain suffered badly from deforestation, from Neolithic times right the way through to the late Middle Ages. The ground, which supported Giant Redwoods at one point, is now largely peat bogs. It's unclear if the damage is reversible at all. The Alps are infinitely harsher. As such, it would logically take considerably less to render the ground unusable.
Last, but by no means least, the tourists with the most money are the Americans. Americans were never very cosmopoliton to start with, but this whole "War on Terror" carp has produced considerable phobia of travel. As such, investing the money on countering the damage done by Messrs. Bush and Rumsfeld to the travel industry would probably produce far higher returns on the investment.
Tricky questions... (Score:3, Funny)
The scene: a tough interview in an Alpine meadow...
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Re:Tricky questions... (Score:2)
JD: What was Plato's Atlantis called?
Cow: Muuuuuuu
Re:This is virtually nuts! (Score:1)
Re:This is virtually nuts! (Score:1)
A good part of the experience of touring is the conceit of believing that you are experiencing this view or this campsite or this stream in a unique way, that no one else has seen it the way you are seeing it. Moreover, the second conceit is that you are observing nature (or Nature, for those that like to objectify) unfiltered by human
I wonder. . . (Score:2)
Just for the view (Score:1)
Re:Just for the view (Score:2)
Yes FINALLY someone gets it!
Whenever anyone visits the USA from another count
Re:Just for the view (Score:1)
Yes FINALLY someone gets it!
A friend gave me a stack of 200 + photo's to look through from their last trip abroad. Mebbe 6 "tourist" photos out of the whole stack and mebbe 6 photos of the family. the rest were taken form the car and on foot in and around City streets, cafes, countryside. No "postcard" type shots anywhere, just ordinary people and places
best trip photos ever. Really made me feel like I knew a tiny little bit about the place after looking at them...
I am sure simulation software w
Cherry the Cow in Gruyere (Score:5, Informative)
I was lucky enough to visit Swizterland [myswitzerland.com] this summer. Spent most of my time around Geneva. [geneva.ch] Saw the CERN [www.cern.ch] visitor center, and saw the very first web server, a NeXT cube. Waited too late to get reservations in time to get the full tour. Anyway, this whole business of the cows eating trees to clear the mountain views sounds a bit odd. I really doubt the Swiss are that stupid. We went and saw the Matterhorn [www.ggb.ch] and the only thing that obscured the view was clouds. It finally cleared up enough so we could see 90% of the mountain. Zermatt [zermatt.ch] was like a big Disney attraction with lots of Japanese tourists.
I visited Gruyere [la-gruyere.ch] and saw the castle and the H.R. Giger Museum. [hrgigermuseum.com]. He's one sick puppy. Had a beer at his Giger Bar. [hrgiger.com] That was cool. Gruyere is of course famous for it's cheese. We took the took the tour of the cheese factory [gruyere.com] at the base of the mountain. We had an electronic device that we could punch in a number and hear the narration for each station. Our narrator was Cherry the Cow. She informed us when drinking her milk you could taste EVERYTHING she's ever eaten.
Thank God we don't drink dog's milk or we'd be able taste everything they've ever eaten or excreted and eaten or vomited and eaten or drank out of the toilet.Cow power (Score:3, Insightful)
But I only realized how much I loved the open space in the Alps when I came to New England in the US. It is nice, but in the last few hundred years, it has grown over with forrest. I like forrests, but I also appreciate some open space.
Appart from the White Mountains, the views are rather limited in New England.
I've stopped complaining about farmers getting payed by the government - not only do they produce food - they help to maintain an open landscapes.
Cows and farmers, keep up the good work
Re:Cow power (Score:3, Interesting)
The forest is regrowing to somewhere near its original boundries. Early lumbering practices did not take forest renewal or any other conservation strategy into account.
In the south, there are mountains with unforested tops. The local name for them is "Balds". They tend to reforest when grazing is no longer done. As a result, many scenic balds have disappeared. Local hiker maintaining clubs have resorted to hand cutting of brush and newly e
Re:Cow power (Score:2)
Old News (Score:2)
Virtual Tourists in the Swiss Alps (Score:2, Interesting)
Cow manure? (Score:2)