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> They should take the MS job, they'll have more money to spend on their beloved overpriced Apple products.
But they will lose that staff benefit where they can buy Apple products for merely 1000% of its cost price instead of RRP!
The ad invites passersby to try "The Cure for iPhone Envy", which they can use to access their "iTunes Library on any device. In Seconds". It's clearly a message that Apple doesn't want anything to do with. We're hearing that Apple employees are currently scratching their heads as to how this appeared.
Apparently the window technically belongs to BART, the Bay Area's commuter transit system. doubleTwist got in touch with an ad agency that BART deals with and leased the window, giving them the chance to plaster their ad just below the Apple logo in its full glory. This is apparently the first time the window has been used for this purpose (before it just sat bare). And because everything was done legally, Apple's going to have a hard time getting rid of it.
> If I mount it with encfs, what information do they have about me?
Your favourite password phase as well?
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest day's work.