Instant Messaging Giveaway 426
An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft is planning on giving away $1000/hr randomly to users of the new MSN messenger. They are going to send instant messages to the winners. I can just see it now, 'You've won $1000 in the MSN Messenger giveaway, just go this website and enter your SS# and credit card info for verification.'" Where's Ed McMahon with the big check when you need him?
Old news.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Old news.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Old news.... (Score:5, Funny)
in soviet russia... (Score:3, Funny)
Sorry, couldn't resist
What about other clients? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:What about other clients? (Score:3, Interesting)
You have to give SS# and Credit Card, so those could possible be submitted for a nice spam. Or better yet they will take 1000 from your credit card to give it back to you.
If you are going to be given a prize you should not have to give vital informaiton (SS#) or financial informaiton (Credit Card).
Re:What about other clients? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:What about other clients? (Score:5, Funny)
For users of other clients, MSN could send the following:
Message 1: "You just won $1,000!"
Message 2: "Oops, it appears that you're not using MSN Messenger, and so you are not eligible. We'll instead move on to the next contestant. Sorry."
Re:What about other clients? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What about other clients? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh well, at least I though it was funny..........
Re:What about other clients? (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft: Here Johney, we noticed you don't have windows. So, our gift to you: 50 brand new copies of XP Professional! At $200 a copy, that equals $1000!
Johney: Oh. What a rip off. Stupid Microsoft...
IRS: Johney, our records show that you recieved a prize totaling $1000. You owe us $80 now.
Re:What about other clients? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What about other clients? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What about other clients? (Score:5, Funny)
Then Johnny learns math.
only $1000? (Score:4, Funny)
I can see those stupid XP popup bubbles going for days with "You might be a winner, click here to find out!" and "If this is annoying, you've won!"
And v6.0. (Score:2)
Re:To bad Microsoft Stock Investors (Score:3, Informative)
Re:To bad Microsoft Stock Investors (Score:4, Insightful)
Yeah, seriously. After all, owning MSFT over the past ten years is just a *huge*, *huge* mistake. Er, well, mistake if what you're trying to accomplish is to not make any money.
So, ivestors should be cheesed off if their company has a contest that, (are you ready for the shock of this?) gives away prizes? If they give away $1,000 an hour, for a *month*, it'll cost them a bit more than half a million. Compared to conventional advertising, and the number of users this might bring in?
Yes, indeed. It looks like owning MSFT will continue to be a huge mistake. I weep for those poor investors.
Re:To bad Microsoft Stock Investors (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, this could be because of the slight tilt of the job market in the employers favor, but that's just a guess. Has anyone else noticed this? =p
Lord, I'm a smartass. Sigh. Sorry about that. =)
Re:To bad Microsoft Stock Investors (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, this could be because of the slight tilt of the job market in the employers favor, but that's just a guess.
Well, I'm working for a company that has traditionally rewarded its employees with stock options that vest in four years. Due to the recent market, past options are underwater and likely to stay there, and employees don't have any feeling of "reward". Granting stock instead of stock options is an admission that there is no short-term hope of stock price increase IMHO.
Re:What about other clients? (Score:3, Funny)
And in a related story, (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And in a related story, (Score:5, Funny)
That's GNU/handjobs, you insensitive clod!
This will tide me over (Score:4, Funny)
And Who's Going to Believe It? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:And Who's Going to Believe It? (Score:2)
Re:And Who's Going to Believe It? (Score:2)
(Very loose memory adaption from an old Steve Martin standup routine).
Big Prize Giveaway (Score:5, Funny)
Disclaimer for idiots: This is a joke. Go to http://goatse.cx for the real giveaway.
Editors finally checked their e-mail? (Score:3, Funny)
Though, somewhat suspiciously, I haven't yet been paid that $5 for every person I forwarded it to...
Need MSN Service (Score:3, Insightful)
Therefore 1% of slashdotters will care.
Re:Need MSN Service (Score:3, Funny)
Bit like group therapy then?
Pfft! (Score:4, Funny)
Fusking spam again! *delete*
Re:Pfft! (Score:5, Insightful)
Of course, people have been doing this anyways without Microsoft's help -- or AOL's, or Yahoo's. So maybe I'm making something out of nothing here.
$1000? (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously though, what the hell is with giving away money for using their network? I mean they already get to keep ANY and ALL IP that is transmitted over MSN Messenger, why would they need to get people to use their servers instead of
To Qualify... (Score:2, Funny)
Even if you follow the parent, you're not eligible (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry...The promotion applies only to MSN users, not aolers
No Purchase Necessary? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:No Purchase Necessary? (Score:2)
Re:No Purchase Necessary? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:No Purchase Necessary? (Score:3, Informative)
However, I would compare this more to when Mastercard offers to pay the credit card bill of whoever's bill clocks in at 11:17am on 23 December, 2003.
Re:No Purchase Necessary? (Score:3, Insightful)
An informational column in a local newsweekly recently mentioned these laws. It stated that the purpose of these laws is to prevent illegal lotteries. Any contest in which you must buy a gamepiece to participate is considered a lottery. Thus the "no purchase
Re:No Purchase Necessary? (Score:4, Insightful)
We haven't seen the official rules yet, but what I expect the free entry method to be will be to send a 3x5 inch card with your name and mailing and indicating which hour's drawing you want to be entered for to an address in Redmond. There will likely be a limit one mail-in card per hourly drawing, which will equate to the one entry that online users will get for showing up on the service during that hour. Cards must be handwritten, no printed cards accepted.
But, the catch is that if you want to enter all 24 drawings in a day, you'll need to seperately mail 24 envelopes with single cards in them. Afterall, 37 cent stamps are paid to the United States Postal Service and not Microsoft.
Still, spending $62.16 to enter all of the drawings in a week seems a bit unwise, because you'll only be allowed to win one $1,000 if you win at all. Lottery tickets would be a better use of that money.
Re:No Purchase Necessary? (Score:5, Funny)
But doesn't everyone get a copy of Windows when they buy their computer? After all, only evil vendors catering to software pirates would sell computers without Windows.
Or at least that's what I learned from Microsoft's OEM section a couple of years ago when they talked about the evils of "Naked PCs".
(For those who don't remember the "Naked PC" campaign, you'll have to go to the Wayback Machine [archive.org] to find a copy of Microsoft's page -- Microsoft removed it from their OEM area after this PR campaign failed.)
Re:No Purchase Necessary? (Score:3, Funny)
By now, I'm betting everyone in the United States has purchased Windows two or three times, whether they've wanted to or not.
Practically, though, the cost will be zero money, but mucho of your privacy. Love those radio boxes where I get to pick a gender, DOB, ZIP code and household income range.
Even identity theft... (Score:5, Funny)
It's sad actually (Score:3, Insightful)
Yeah -- they have THAT MUCH money and STILL Windows is what it is.
Re:It's sad actually (Score:3, Funny)
I have already fo
Re:It's sad actually (Score:3)
It's funny really. Linux has come a long way in the last two years alone. Yet, with all this wonderful progress that they've made, the pro-Linux/anti-MS Zealots can't fathom the idea that MS has been improving Windows as well.
My family just showed up. (Score:2)
Interesting how they all live at different addresses...
Well.. (Score:2)
"OMFG; a thousand dollar for upgrading!!!"
Huh? (Score:3, Insightful)
But seriously, wouldn't this normally set off red flags in the antitrust department (if it wasn't gutted)? Paying people to use your product as a method of moving into a new market sounds a little dicey coming from someone like Microsoft. Normally I'd have nothing against this kind of gimmick, but it seems rather sleazy compared to Microsoft's normal tactic of assaulting me with MSN ads and breaking competing products.
It's true! (Score:2, Funny)
ROFL!!! (Score:5, Funny)
1) Use Microsoft Messenger
2) Trust an anonymous source IM'ing me with a "You just won $1000! Please go to http://www.microsoft.messenger.winner.com/ to claim it! (We must have all your info to claim the prize, btw)"
3) Actually follow said spam message to the site (We all know that just clicking on a malicious website and letting ActiveX controls and other such nonsense run in the background in IE is BEGGING for a complete computer hijacking)
Oh wait, Microsoft must be testing out a new business plan:
10 Spam
20 Collect more email addresses
30 Spam some more!
40 ?
50 GOTO 40
60 Profit!
Re:ROFL!!! (Score:2)
Re:ROFL!!! (Score:2)
10 Spam
20 Collect more email addresses
30 Spam some more!
40 ?
50 GOTO 40
60 Profit!
No, it can't be, it's flawed... 60 Profit! can never be reached!
The Missing Line (Score:2)
No, it can't be, it's flawed... 60 Profit! can never be reached!
40 GOTO 60
Antitrust (Score:2, Insightful)
If you're worried about your monopoly, just pay people to use your service. I mean, COME ON!
Also, it is my understanding that random contests such as this must be open to EVERYONE (i.e. the 'no purcase necessary' that you always hear). Does this qualify as being open to everyone? Not everyone owns a computer ...
Re:Antitrust (Score:2)
Granted you have to have an operating system that MSN Messenger will run on to actually win, which I believe restricts you to Windows and possibly OS X, but that is no fault of the promotions people.
-Rusty
Re:Antitrust (Score:3, Insightful)
Microsoft doesn't have a monopoly on Instant Messaging.
Too Much (Score:2)
What else is new? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What else is new? (Score:5, Funny)
I agree. There are a lot of drug dealers about, and if you could get a free sample from each one then this would keep you drugged up for a long time...
And agree to a new Microsoft EULA (Score:2, Redundant)
And of course, agree to a new draconian EULA.
I've not installed MS latest service pack quite simply because of it's EULA (copied from Media Player 9.0 EULA).
If my previous experience with ICQ... (Score:3, Funny)
"U have just won! 2 claim your prize forward this message 2 *everyone* in your contact list!
This is 4 real, no joke. If u don't do this MSN will stop being free!!"
Thanks a lot MS :-/ (Score:2)
So basically, all loyal Microsoft users who happen to not be American citizens or residents are told that they just don't matter
Re:Thanks a lot MS :-/ (Score:2)
for those who would like to enter (Score:2, Informative)
Runner Up Prize (Score:2)
Can you fake it? (Score:2)
9am to 7pm PST? (Score:3, Interesting)
bugs fixed? (Score:2)
It's also very bloated compared to Windows Messenger, about 4x memory consumption and 6x loading time.
Gee willickers (Score:3, Funny)
Could be illegal in some countries... (Score:5, Interesting)
So if for example Coca-Cola puts some random numbers on the inside of their bottles and makes some kind of lottery of it, it must provide the same winnning chance to people who just call in though they haven't bougth the product (and not obtained a number).
So Microsoft would need to provide the same chance for getting the bucks to everyone who's using another IM as well.
Don't know how it's handled in other countries, but I think it's like that in many European countries.
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Like the US? (Score:3, Informative)
The MS deal has to be possible, because Visa did a promo where random cardusers would win, and every transaction counted as an entry. I'm guessing if you read the fine print there's a mail-in entry address. Of course, those probably go to /dev/null, but have fun proving it.
Re:Could be illegal in some countries... (Score:5, Informative)
ELIGIBILITY: This sweepstakes is open only to legal residents of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia, 18 years of age or older at the time of entry who have access to a personal computer running Microsoft Windows 98 (or later version) operating system and Internet Access as of July 15, 2003. Void where prohibited by law. Employees of Microsoft Corporation and anyone working directly on Microsoft programs and their respective affiliates, parent companies, subsidiaries, promotion, advertising and promotional agencies and the immediate family members and persons living in the households of each are not eligible to enter.
And yet.... (Score:2, Informative)
I smell a hoax - and CNN fell for it.
Also, no where does the article say anything about having to give your SSN and CC#, nor do they provide a link to any such site. Anyone duped into providing this information is a fool.
Everyone needs to RTFA before commenting, really.
I thought so too until ... (Score:5, Informative)
If you go to msn.com, click on "MSN Messenger - New!" on the left column, click on one of the download links and you'll see the ad. BTW, here's the rules [msnmesseng...wnload.com]. .
The SSN and CC# number comment was meant as a joke. You know, Joe Luser enters the contest (or is told he was automaticly entered), gets an IM from a scammer telling him "just this information please and we'll send you the money". Later he realizes all he got was the wrong end of a plunger.
Microsoft Strategy (Score:3, Interesting)
Ouch... (Score:3, Funny)
prelude to something more sinister? (Score:3, Insightful)
IM "spam" is going to be the next big headache...and of course, the knee-jerk reaction will be to pass more laws.
M$ would have to pay me to use their crap (Score:5, Funny)
Monopilistic definition (Score:2)
Hmm (Score:3, Funny)
Now Microsoft is literally paying people to continue using their product.
Well.. it's a good solution to the chicken and egg problem, and I guess that's been MS's mindset all along. Users are something you can buy; you spend money to get users, and then once you have them locked in, you can charge whatever you like from them.
$1000 per hour? (Score:3, Funny)
Why run a contest at all? Just buy every non-MSN instant messager user (78 million people [canoe.ca]) for $11 cash/month... and still be profitable!
The next grand scam... (Score:3, Interesting)
No more forged documents required, all they need now is a web form for people to enter their Credit Card and Social Security numbers, then bill them.
Blindly running for the dollars, how many victims will check first whether this is hosted at the genuine Microsoft cash-claiming site (if any)?
Apparently similar schemes do work for some phony mortgage counsellers, so I'm afraid they are likely to spread even worse if any such lottery really ever comes into existence.
BTW, the software requirements could mean the DoJ (or at least the Massachussetts Attorney General) might be interested anyway...
Illegal Lottery? (Score:3, Troll)
Only for U.S. Residents... (Score:3, Interesting)
Probably too dificult (legally speaking) to do a contest truly for the internet (i.e., globally), but it sucks nevertheless.
Probably redundant, but this is another scheme at getting U.S. addresses for junk mailing and many other evil marketing stuff.
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
screenname (Score:3, Funny)
Hrm... (Score:3, Insightful)
IE.
XBox.
MSN Messenger.
All these products, Microsoft offers below marginal cost (or in this case, gives away money for a free product) by subsidizing the new product with money gained from a monopoly.
Open and shut case, slam dunk, etc, etc.
Sad... (Score:4, Funny)
Scam Opportunity (Score:3, Funny)
Billg2003: CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST WON MONEYS IN THE AMOUNT OF ONE THOUSAND (1,000) US DOLLARS
Rod981973: OMFG r u serious??? Wait...is this a trick?
Billg2003: NO LOOK ON CNN WHAT IS YOUR ACCOUNT#
Rod981973: WOW kewl!! Deposit it in my checking, it's #...
Some from microsoft... (Score:3, Insightful)
I think a good number of pople will get these things and just assume they are some kind of spam...
Re:Some from microsoft... (Score:3, Interesting)
I have no use for adware, even if it offers to pay me a thousand dollars - as if I haven't been fraudulently offered thousands by other advertisers in little javascript ads before.
New and Improved Smilies!!! (Score:4, Funny)
I knew there was a reason to upgrade!
message? (Score:2, Funny)
ed
... In slashdot ... (Score:3, Funny)
In soviet russia ... (Score:3, Funny)
ummm MSN plugin is already there (Score:2)
Re:CC#??? (Score:2)