Networked Refrigerated Microwave 223
shades6666 writes "BBC news is reporting that Tonight's Menu Intelligent Ovens has developed a refrigerated microwave that can be controlled over the net or by mobile phone. The prototype uses a Peltier cooling device.
It expects the appliances to be ready by the end of the year, costing around $2,000."
Software (Score:1)
Re:Software (Score:2, Funny)
I'd be more worried about some unethical varlet cracking into my meal preparation system and turning my Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam into a small, black, krinkled thing that looks like a strip of bacon just returned from the core of th
Re:Software (Score:3, Funny)
Um, what brand of microwave are you using, and do you accept dinner guests?
Re:Software (Score:2)
oh, that's JUST what I need, hackers fucking up my microwave dinners.
I'm pretty sure my Talkie Toaster (patent applied for) would get upset as well. He likes his space.
Now all we need... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Now all we need... (Score:2)
One Fundamental Problem (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:One Fundamental Problem (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:One Fundamental Problem (Score:2)
Re:One Fundamental Problem (Score:2)
Re:One Fundamental Problem (Score:2)
I mean, if I want to heat up a meal in a microwave it takes all of two minutes; if I want to defrost meat it takes at most five minutes. So what am I going to do - stop the car *two minutes* away from home and call up my microwave just so I can have that hot meal waiting for me when I come in the door??
I think not ...
No thanks. (Score:2)
-Sean
Re:No thanks. (Score:2)
The truth is, when it's time to cook something to eat you really do need to be there anyway.
Re:No thanks. (Score:2)
I think it depends on how the appliance is designed. If the web server and the computer that controls the appliance are separate then even if you hack the web server you can only send the standard commands to the controller that are available through the web interface.
The important thing is that you shouldn't be able to do anything malicious through the web interface like defrost a fridge or put an oven on broil. I noticed in the art
Re:No thanks. (Score:2)
-Sean
Beaten to it! (Score:1)
Security patches for your appliances (Score:3, Funny)
Mon - Windoze patch
Tue - Linux kernel patch
Wed - sendmail/samba patch
Thu - IIS/Outlook patch
Fri - Microwave/Fridge patch
Sat - Nerd wish I had a date instead of being on
Sun - Car ECU patch
All we needed (Score:1)
Hope nobody installs a backdoor... hope nobody send a virus to my cell which will turn on all my appliances....
Technology is not always good.... is it?
What a GREAT idea! (Score:5, Funny)
Wow. Technology is grand. I'll hit that 350-lb mark yet!
Re:What a GREAT idea! (Score:2)
Re:What a GREAT idea! (Score:2)
Re: What a GREAT idea! (Score:5, Funny)
I don't need that. My second-hand vending machine is sitting there between my theater-style popcorn popper and the second-hand soda fountain I made after reading about it on Slashdot yesterday.
I have all the major food groups -- sugar, salt, fat, and cholesterol -- all within reach of my computer!
Nifty! (Score:4, Funny)
Crock pot? (Score:5, Insightful)
And it sure as heck tastes better than anything that comes out of the microwave.
Moving on...
Does anyone here think internet appliances are going to take off? The only good ideas I can see are:
A webcam in the fridge, so I could check if I needed to hit the store, and
Thermostat, so if I'm going to be gone all night I'm not heating/cooling the house needlessly.
Re:Crock pot? (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, you can finally settle the age-old question of whether the light is on when the door is closed!
Re:Crock pot? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Crock pot? (Score:2)
That's a great idea. I think I'll put one in mine and start a porn site: "Watch my fridge mold reproduce."
Makes sense to me (Score:3, Funny)
And I bet defrosting the fridge would go like *that*...
Two thousand dollars?! (Score:5, Funny)
"Excuse me, what's that racked next to the Cisco 7000?" "Oh, that? That's our new stackable 24-port 10/100 switch and microwave combo unit."
-- Dossy
(I wonder how many RC5 keys this new microwave can break.)
Try £8,000 (Score:2)
Gerbils (Score:3, Funny)
Sweet!
Two thousand dollars?! (Score:2, Interesting)
Does this device seem like an utter ripoff to anyone else? I understand "niche market" but come on... A top-of-the-line laptop costs LESS than two grand...
Re:Two thousand dollars?! (Score:2)
Peltier bad for cooling (Score:1)
-Foxxz
Re:Peltier bad for cooling (Score:2, Insightful)
I'll vouch for this. We have an instrument in our lab for autosampling which has (had) a peltier cooling system. The samples were required to be cooled between 2-8C. No matter how much fiddling we did with it, we couldn't get it cold enough. We managed to get it down to 6, but that wasn't cold enough to keep the samples below 8.
We returned it and went with a unit that had an actual refrigeration unit built in and have been happy.
Re:Peltier bad for cooling (Score:2)
-foxxz
oh whatever... (Score:1, Troll)
Ok, most ovens have timer controls already on them that you can set ahead of time to start either pre-heating the oven or baking outright (my mother used this ever since I can remember).
Ok, so you can CANCEL the operation over the 'Net/Phone which is I guess an acceptable feature, but... I really don't see how this can be adventageous UNLESS the god damn t
Is it time for CAP (Common Appliance Protocol) (Score:2)
Re:Is it time for CAP (Common Appliance Protocol) (Score:2)
I use the eject all the time. Why have to wait after you press eject on the vcr itself? Press eject on the remote and the tape is ready and waiting by the time you mosey on over.
For this new fangled vcr, don't you get it. You put your frozen/refridgerated food in before you leave in the morning and you tell it to fire up from the office b
$2000??? (Score:2)
It would be cool to see /. endorse a little friendly competition among readers to knock one of these together for the lowest cost, meeting minimum specifications, i.
Competition (Score:2)
Well, we sure as hell ain't slashdot but. .
I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THE REED AND WRIGHT NEW GEN APPLIANCE CONTEST!
This is a contest to build a combination refrigerator/oven that is remotely addressable, compact, and scriptable.
Submit entries to me, with specs, costs,
Re:$2000??? (Score:2, Insightful)
This is great! (Score:2)
And while you're at it, give me a stair machine that walks me DOWN the stairs instead of up them.
Dangerous Technology (Score:2)
-Foxxz
Ecology (Score:2)
Updated Simpson's Quote (Score:2)
Hey Marge, they have the Internet OFF computers now!
Another Simpson's Quote (Score:2, Funny)
Just wait... (Score:3, Funny)
I'll pass (Score:3, Insightful)
For the pirce and complexity of this gizmo, I think I'd rather just nuke it when I'm ready for it.
How about something a little simpler (Score:5, Insightful)
But if you're going to the trouble of networking your microwave, how about having it do something useful.
Put a barcode reader on it so that when I pull out the box of frozen Mac and Cheese, I can scan it and have it lookup the correct cook cycle for an oven of that wattage.
Or for these things that require XX minutes on low then XX on high
A small LCD display could even display instructions at certain points in the cycle (beeping to get my attention) "Remove cover and stir, then press the START button to continue cooking."
Re:How about something a little simpler (Score:2, Funny)
We all know why....
Re:How about something a little simpler (Score:2, Interesting)
I have wondered for some time why they haven't gone away from minutes on microwave oven directions to a numerical instruction similiar to the old VCR Plus codes, which would tell the microwave how to cook the food, and to which the microwave can apply it's own wattage into the formula.
Re:How about something a little simpler (Score:3, Funny)
RFID tag? (Score:2)
Make the RFID sturdy enough to withstand being microwaved and give it some kind of temperature probe ability and not only would you get an accurate time auto-set into the microwave, but you could have the food cooked to the ideal serving temperature as well.
Idiots. (Score:2)
It takes 15 minutes to connect via GPRS, type in the website, and navagte the menus. By that time you'll be home.
Er... (Score:4, Insightful)
Learn to cook for real, people. It's cheaper, sometimes healthy and definately more satisfying. Cooking is a lot like coding -- you follow instructions. Good cooking is a lot like hacking -- you follow the instructions and then do what feels right.
Lemme get you started:
Cajun Honey Shrimp and Sausage Linguine
2 servings
1/2 package linguine
2 serrano peppers, sliced
3 cloves garlic, sliced
3 T honey
3 T balsamic vinegar
3 tomatoes, chopped
1/4 c. fresh chopped basil or 2 T dried
1 link hot Italian sausage, casing removed and rolled into marble-sized balls
cream cheese
olive oil
12 21-25 ct. uncooked shrimp, peeled and deveined
1/4 c. sliced green onions
Boil water for pasta in a large pot. Heat saucepan to medium with a small amount of olive oil. Toss in the sausage balls, sauteing until they're browned (3 minutes or so). Add garlic, cook 1 minute. Add chopped tomatoes to pan and stir it up. Add the pasta to the pasta pot and begin cooking according to package directions (usually 11-12 minutes). Add peppers and basil to pan, stir together. Stir honey and balsamic vinegar into sauce. Add up to 1/4 c water from the boiling pasta pot (this will be dependant on how much water was in the tomatoes; you'll get a good feel for this after a few times making this dish). Continue to stir sauce periodically. When pasta is done, drain and return to pot with 2 or 3 T of olive oil - just enough to make it a little shiny. Mix in two spoonfulls of the sauce and mix well.
Add shrimp and green onions to sauce, cook 1-2 minutes, stirring a few times and flipping shimp in the sauce -- DO NOT OVERCOOK THE SHRIMP!
To serve, put pasta on a plate and top with sauce. Spoon 4 or 5 1/4 t. balls of cream cheese on top. Serve with wine; I highly recommend a Gewürztraminer.
Maybe... (Score:2)
Simple potato soup recipie:
2 lbs potatoes, washed and diced
4 cups chicken broth or veggie broth
1 onion, peeled and diced
4 green onions, washed and chopped
2 cloves garlic, peeled and crushed
butter, 1 tablespoon
olive oil, 1 tablespoon
frozen peas and/or corn
Put butter and olive oil into the bottom of a soup pot. Let it melt and move it around to coat the bottom of the pan. Add the onions, green onions and garlic. Let
Combine this with voice recognition technology... (Score:2)
Way too dangerous (Score:2, Funny)
I'll buy 4!!! (Score:2)
Polara refrigerated range (Score:5, Informative)
Why not a toaster oven??? (Score:2)
This would also make more sense as a product since microwaves cook things quickly and ovens do not (but give much better flavor and texture). Since this thing doesn't come with a robot arm to prepare the food (or maybe that is why it
Environmental chambers (Score:2)
What does it run? (Score:2)
Re:What does it run? (Score:2)
OvenBSD of course.
Rich
What are we coming to? (Score:5, Insightful)
What have we come to?
I leave the house before the sun comes up every day. I wade through an hour's worth of traffic. I spend ten hours a day at my job, but only about twenty minutes at lunch, then wade through an hour's worth of traffic on the way home. It's dark when I get there. Weekends exist only to catch up on things I couldn't get done during the week.
I'm certain I'm not the only one out there that lives like this. Gadgets like this freezer/oven seem neat, but to me it suddenly throws into sharp contrast just what we're doing with our lives. Have we gotten so busy that we no longer have time to cook a meal? That's pretty fucking pitiful, if you ask me.
Re:What are we coming to? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What are we coming to? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What are we coming to? (Score:2)
Re:What are we coming to? (Score:2)
Getting a little back o
risk (Score:2)
In related news... (Score:2)
Great! (Score:2)
Doesn't this sound like... (Score:5, Funny)
I can just see it now...
"This here is a brake pedal, that also runs the gas! Want to speed up? Push that pedal! Want to slow down? Push that same pedal! Want to speed up or slow down REMOTELY, when you aren't even in the car?!? Just load VNC, and click on the 'PEDAL' button on your screen!"
OOOOH! aaaaahhhhhh!
Some ideas are just too stupid to take seriously. Anybody remember the bar code reader that was supposed to revolutionize reading magazines?
Re:Doesn't this sound like... (Score:2)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/tw/2002/mar27pedal
Not too stupid to take seriously at all.
Re:Doesn't this sound like... (Score:2)
Its an /oven/ not a /microwave/ (Score:2)
The pictures are of a small thing about the size of a microwave, but the text of the article seems to indicate that it just heats things (the peltier heaters are just regular heat, right?)
Still not terribly useful, I mean, will it punch a hole in the bag and whatnot as well?
-Zipwow
Economic calculation (Score:4, Interesting)
Premium payed for device $1500
Probable lifetime of device 5 years
Times per week using device 2
Cost per heated meal = $1500/(5*52*2) ~= $3
Money per unit time saved $3/5 min = $60 / hour
Conclusion: device useful only for people with high hourly incomes, short on time, and frequent eaters of microwave food. Probably a small customer segment.
Tor
Re:Economic calculation (Score:2)
Re:Economic calculation (Score:2)
But point taken anyway. Ooo, to be paid $36/hour.....
Sure it is (Score:2)
Yeah right....
More like "Oh shit we are being slashdotted. Take the site down!"
Regular oven more useful here (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm of course glazing over the fact that any sort of appliance (especially one that can burn your house down) should not be accessible from the internet.
Current discussion elsewhere and some useful apps (Score:4, Interesting)
Rather a unit that could be preloaded with a roast or a lasagna or whatever and then remotely triggered via webphone or such would be much more useful, improve on my parent's 50 year old CookMaster with dual timers. I'd love to prep a main course the night before, or even a series of 'em over the weekend, put them into the combo unit in the am and start it all cooking 45 minutes or whatever before I expect to be home. Or if smoething comes up I just change my plans and not trigger the cook cycle, come home at midnight after a night out on the town to my meal still ready to be cooked the next day.
However as microwave ovens are usually used as quickie-cookers I don't see a 'net enabled one of them being a big hit; most of the long cooking action happens in a heat oven. Same with most other appliances there's not much advantage to remote operation. Blender, mixer, chopper, cooktop, toaster - I wanna be there for those to be on. The 'fridge & freezer? Well it'd be nice to get an alert if they suddenly start getting warm but beyond that who cares?
Inventory control? I could see some advantage to my pantry, 'fridge & freezer keeping track of what I have, hold old it is ("Time to replace the Paprika - it's just red dust now... The chicken needs to be used within 3 days, the milk is low, the lettuce on it's way out.") but really that's a local affair, no need to make it "Internet" just networkable. Indeed rather then entering all the information locally (never had any ambition to be a market clerk) I'd just as soon prefer my grocer email me a nicely formatted file every time I shop, dismiss with the long papertape version. That my kitchen app could use to make a good guess of what is going on in the larder and make suggestions, certainly a better investment then laser-scanners on every shelf and RF tags in the dairy goods.
Network Enabled Appliances (Score:2, Interesting)
On the very first instance of network enabled appliances I have had exposure to, the humble VCR, the first thing it does is want to phone home to get permission to do anything.
I can only imagine having monthly bills arriving in my mailbox for every appliance I have.. washing machine, dryer, refrigerator, etc. And any attempt I make of divorcing them from the net would be considered criminal.
Peltier Devices... (Score:3, Informative)
Who let the marketeers out? (Score:4, Insightful)
Besides, people have been leaving their stuff in the oven on time-bake for ages, why do we suddenly need to refridgerate it for the whole day before the heat kicks in now? Can't we just have an internet enabled time-bake feature, and skip this silly refridgeration.
Re:Who let the marketeers out? (Score:2)
No, it wasn't. Carnegie-Mellon students network-enabled *their* soda machines in the early eighties.
But your basic point is valid. Much puffery, little data.
Rustin
This week's most dangerous inventions. (Score:2)
Kitchen Fire
Virutally every cook book, and even packaging pre-prepared foods say not to leave the cooking food unattended. Now they're not only giving you a way to not attend it, but to not be there when it starts.
Here's a few references to read before we start:
A few fatally famous Software Bugs [tu-muenchen.de],
The Therac-25 Radiation Overdose accidents [vt.edu] from 1975 to 1987.
and
Microsoft makes hackers obsolete [slashdot.org]
---> Worst case scenerio 1:
Hacker A finds this device. He manages to figure ou
Re:This week's most dangerous inventions. (Score:2)
Sure, they'd be capable of doing it, but the magic question would be, would every company making them do it?
There was a conversation in a thread recently on here (probably off topic, but....), about the poor shielding of asian import microwave ovens, because they build them as cheaply as possible..
Sure, a good brand may have it.. But the cheaper brands will cut corners whenever possible. They'll include a new feature (like 6 timers) to sell the product, but leave out little things (like shieldi
Your nuker is 0wned. . (Score:2)
- PETA
m4 r0b0t rul3z d4 0ven (Score:2)
I only see this peltier oven as a short term, limited lifecycle product. It's only a matter of time before I can go to the web interface of my Asimo at home, and tell it to monitor the GPS location of my car as I drive home from work, take a few El Monteray Burrito's out of the freezer 5 minutes before I get home, place them in the micr
Can I run Quake on it? (Score:2, Funny)
That'll go well with my... (Score:2)
excellent use for xport (Score:2)
Okay, let's take a look at what's in this thing. It's got some kind of web server capability, big whoop, and a cooling unit, and it can control the heating system of the microwave. I suspect you would need either two or three pins to control these devices. The xport [commanderx.com] has three control pins.
What else do you need to support this? Just a little bit of electronic crap to tie the xport into some higher-power signals, perhaps relays or mosfets, hopefully optically isolated, to protect the $50 xport device, whi
I know what attachment this needs!!! (Score:2, Funny)
All you will have to do then is mount all of this up in your fully networked bathroom and you will never have to move again.
Respect to Michael... (Score:2)
Quite an awesome device (Score:2, Informative)
Reality Check (Score:2)
"The oven provides you with a method of h
Surely it's dangerous? (Score:2)
You'd want these things to have some pretty good safety mechanisms, otherwise the instances of housefires is just going to skyrocket if these ever become mainstream.
Re:overpriced, dumb (Score:2)