FDA Approves Swallowable Camera 159
Pru writes: "Over at MSNBC.. ( yah yah just ignore the first two letters) there is an interesting article about a camera that is swallowable. It transmits its pictures back wirelessly. And with price at only $450 a camera, disposable of course, it can't be too long before cameras this size are well down under $100 -- now then the fun does begin ..." Just imagine the potential for cam sites now. I imagine now in addition to the living room cam, bedroom cam, and bathroom cam, they'll have to have a colon cam.
Picture qualiy... (Score:1)
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I'll go away now.
Re:$20,000??! (Score:2)
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Re:what agreat pay per view (Score:1)
Re:FDA?! (Score:2)
In fact I read somewhere ( link please?) that they had rejected a dildo because it had a tendency to short out and cause burns
Related humor (Score:1)
Look for the flash animation clip titled
"They shoved a camera right up my ass"
It's the latest in reality, survivor-type shows
Phoenix
Don't read MSNBC (Score:2)
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Irony (Score:2)
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If this was a poll: (Score:1)
Living room cam
Bedroom cam
Bathroom cam
Colon cam
Nostril cam
CowboyNeal cam
Re:One implementation (Score:1)
I seem to recall that he wouldn't need it though. Just as a hasty estimate, I'm pretty sure that guy could fit a whole news crew up there, including the mobile transmission/editing truck.
Security? (Score:2)
Re:Soon to have a colon cam? (Score:1)
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Poliglut [poliglut.com]
Soon to have a colon cam? (Score:4)
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Poliglut [poliglut.com]
Re:Coming soon: (Score:2)
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I can hear the doctor now (Score:1)
Re:New reality-based TV show (Score:1)
Colon cam? Already have it! (Score:3)
This is old news. Stile Project already has had a Colon Cam. We've nicknamed her the Goatse Girl [stileproject.com].
(No, it's not goatse.cx, but it's worse.)
This is one of the really really rare occasions where linking to porn is somehow on topic. Scary.
www.pizza-for-dinner-cam.com (Score:1)
I wonder if the name is already taken...
But seriously, I have to wonder how much you could see with the camera, being that it is not lighted inside your body. It better have some pretty decent lighting attached.
Take care,
Brian
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New complaint with pictures (Score:1)
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dude (Score:2)
Re:Disposable... at $450 a pop. HMOs will hate thi (Score:1)
Re:Disposable... at $450 a pop. HMOs will hate thi (Score:1)
Re:Funny? (Score:1)
Does this mean... (Score:2)
Re:I can see it now (Score:1)
Pop-under ads are not a good revenue stream when they serve to anger and alienate eyeballs.
If you weren't such a chump and hated people for being smarter than you, maybe you'd be smart too.
Take care, chump.
Re:While we're talking about 2 year olds (Score:2)
Obviously, you didn't go to the electric-shock-collar school of parenting. The only "BAMMMs" my kids get is when they cross the invisible fence inside the house.
The little suckers are so cute when they twitch.
HI Mom!
Funny animation along those lines. (Score:1)
Just what i needed (Score:1)
Coming soon to a webcast near you. sponsored by X10 no doubt, complete with popups.
Woohoo! (Score:1)
Re:FDA?! (Score:1)
To hell with the FDA's link. I want a copy of her resume', and I know a few pr0n webmasters who would probably pay good bucks for the video: "Insatiable XXVII: They Ain't Made A Dildo She Can't Burn Out" ;-)
Re:"It's funny, laugh"? (Score:1)
The only problem with this technology is that we'll no longer be able to look at the typical RIAA or MPAA lawyer and say "so stupid they couldn't find their ass with both hands and a flashlight."
Because at $450 a pop, even Hilary Rosen and Jack Valenti will finally be able to locate their asses. Albeit with the assistance of one hand, a glass of water, and an LED.
Re:"It's funny, laugh"? (Score:1)
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> How much trouble could they possibly have finding their asses, when their heads are crammed so far up there?
Good point. I guess they don't need the pill.
But granted that their heads are shoved up their asses, I hereby volunteer to feed 'em the pill anyways. ("Nurse, get my elbow-length rubber gloves. Yeah, the special ones we keep in the big pool of tabasco-habanero sauce for, uh, sterilization purposes!")
Douglas Adams, RIP (Score:2)
At long last, we'll know.
Re:"It's funny, laugh"? (Score:2)
because I've had a cartoon hanging over my desk for over a year about a swallowed webcam, and a domain 'dogstomach.com'...
//rdj
Funny? (Score:1)
What I wanna know is... (Score:4)
Taco, read the article (Score:5)
From the article: "The pill won't replace colonoscopies, the exams that check for colon cancer, because the battery doesn't last long enough to get to the large intestine."
Re:I can see it now (Score:2)
Forced javascript usage on Websites (Score:2)
AFAIK, even in Lotus Notes itself Javascript is optional (it is more useful for filling out Lotus documents over the Web, but less for static contents). And actually most of the hyperlinks on notes.net are ok, except the download links. Which proves that it's somehow possible to have plain hyperlinks, even in Domino.
Btw, Lotus is not the only site to gratuitously require javascript. There is also http://www.polytechniciens.com/ [polytechniciens.com], who for some reason thought it was smart to wrap all their contents of their main page into document.write() statements. Oddly enough, the page still can be viewed (without the Javascript) at http://www.polytechniciens.com/index.html [polytechniciens.com].
And most boorish of all http://www.cordis.lu [cordis.lu] who just do it with a <NOSCRIPT> tag. This is a government sponsored site, which normally should know better than to wilfully restrict people's access in such a way. Blind people browsing with lynx and a braille line are effectively shut out of the site. While the government spends millions to retrofit their physical buildings with ramps to present easy access for the disabled, cordis's id10t webmaster thinks he's so leet shutting them out in this want-on manner...
I can see it now (Score:2)
Spy on your girlfriend's digestive tract!
Re:Taco, read the article (Score:1)
Reuseable (Score:1)
Hmm...
You could probably re-use it if you REALLY wanted to. I don't know if the effort would be worth it though. How much would you have to pay someone to go through your poo?
-SeanRe:Taco, read the article (Score:1)
You just need a little more persistance. And maybe some tips from that unfortunate goat-yaknow person.
Re:Mikey... (Score:1)
Give it to Mikey... he'll eat anything! I guess it beats sifting to make sure that quarter you swallowed came out.
Hey... I resemble that remark. Or parts of it, anyway. I'll let you figure out which parts.
Coming soon: (Score:2)
http://www.see_what_my_stupid_mutt_ate_today.info
Stefan
X-10 @ MSNBC (Score:1)
These sure hit the market rather fast... ;)
Gotta try it (Score:2)
Second, swallow camera.
Third, spin yourself around twenty times real fast.
Fourth, projectile vomit.
Fifth, pass out.
Finally, enjoy the taped recording of your physiological feat! Brush your teeth while your at it.
Re:quite costly (Score:1)
Just in time! (Score:1)
Hmmm...I wonder if they're gonna do any cross-promotional stuff?
Yeah, I know who REALLY makes this camera... (Score:1)
Re:Mikey... (Score:1)
Lighting?? (Score:2)
No colon for you (Score:1)
Re:FDA?! (Score:1)
A camera this small for only $450? (Score:1)
(rimshot)
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Very interesting (Score:2)
On the other hand this kind of device could successfuly be used by spies of some sort. The camera can be swallowed and then expelled from the body when normal course of actions takes place... Then it can be reinserted into the spies nose and used as a nose camera to take various secret documents. The implications are countless!!!
lights, camera, action? (Score:2)
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Inside Jenny Cam? (Score:1)
Colon cam? (Score:2)
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The infomercial will be like this (Score:2)
--We can't promise you multiple prehensile penises but we can, for a limited time, off you:
VULVA CAM! (..cam....cam...)
--That's right VULVA CAM! You can see it all! Just like multiheaded penises' of The Wandering Kid!
--Act now and get....
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Re:Taco, read the article (Score:4)
Ahhhh! (Score:1)
Re:$20000 profits run on Windows (screenshot) (Score:1)
Some of it is recoupment of development cost, but I'll bet a lot is various forms of malpractice and liability insurance premiums.
Whatever floats your boat, but my girlfriend's colon is not the part I'm interested in.
Re:$20000 profits run on Windows (screenshot) (Score:1)
"Hold on a sec. Nuts, the computer locked up again. I am going to have to reboot. Here's another pill. Oh, and that'll be another $450."
Gee, thanks Doc.
Thank God... (Score:2)
"Unnecessary zoom!!! Unnecessary zoom!!!"
Underexposure (Score:1)
Re:I can see it now (Score:2)
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Re:Taco, read the article (Score:1)
imagine this (Score:1)
Time to disable javascript (Score:2)
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body wars (Score:1)
I actually got an X-11 Ad when I went to that site (Score:1)
Re:Funny? (Score:2)
Re:Taco, read the article (Score:5)
I don't know what to think of this... (Score:2)
Just think of the engineers at work: "Wow, look at what I picked up on the TV guys. Hey Steve, what did your doctor say about that cancerous looking growth in your colon."
Re:$20,000??! (Score:4)
Ok... you try swallowing a Logitech QuickCam, wireless Ethernet card, and battery, and then tell me why the thing shouldn't be proprietary.
Re:goat sex (Score:2)
Re:I can see it now (Score:2)
Re:quite costly (Score:3)
I'm thinking a string won't be necessary...
got mod? (Score:3)
Re:Taco, read the article (Score:3)
Tie the camera to a gerbil and start at the other end. Ouch!
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~~ the real world is much simpler ~~
Imagine the next Discovery Channel show (Score:2)
$20000 profits run on Windows (screenshot) (Score:3)
From their FAQ:
" 10Q. What function does the RAPID(TM) software perform?
10A. After the patient returns the Given® Data Recorder to the physician and the data has been downloaded from the recorder to the RAPID(TM) Workstation, Given's proprietary RAPID(TM) software performs advanced image and data processing on the video and data. It transforms them into a video that may be viewed and reviewed by the physician offline at a rate faster or slower than real-time."
You've got to forgive me for being skeptical. Image sequencing and processing? Here's a link to a screenshot of their software: http://www.givenimaging.com/usa/product.asp?x=4&y
Yup, that's either Win2k or WinME. On x86 hardware. Perhaps there's specialized hardware for downloading the data, but it can't be that complicated. And the total cost of the hardware can't be more than $1000, not to mention that most doctor's offices don't need another Wintel box.
The only reason I can imagine for forcing you to buy an entire Windows workstation just to look at pictures with a pretty front-end is so that they can recoup some of the development costs involved in making the pill and the costs of running clinical trials.
$20000 still seems pretty extravagent.
Disposable... at $450 a pop. HMOs will hate this! (Score:4)
--CTH
quite costly (Score:3)
New Cottage Industry Opportunity! (Score:2)
All you have to do is sift through the sludge coming out of the local sewage reclamation facility, fish out these lil' cameras, wipe 'em off, put new batteries in them, and sell them back to the doctors! Who'd balk at such an opportunity?
Kill Smart Tags:
New reality-based TV show (Score:2)
At least it should make those surgery programs on TV even more interesting.
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OLD news (Score:2)
http://www.givenimaging.com/usa/given_news_detail. asp?id=6
Re:OLD news (Score:2)
http://www.givenimaging.com/usa/given_news_detail. asp?id=6
Ah, but you've seen one colon...
On a personal note, since colon cancer runs in my family, and I'm consequently looking at regular colonoscopy after age 45 or so, this kind of thing is completely welcome. Nothin' nice about the old-fashioned way of doin' this stuff. By the time I hit my 40s they'll be routinely putting 'em in hot dogs without even asking permission. That'll be $17.50 sir, and by the way, you should really get that polyp checked
Mikey... (Score:3)
The medical professioin is turning Japanese (Score:2)
I want a doctor
to take your picture
so I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up
and turning down
and turning in
and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
- The Vapors - Turning Japanese
"It's funny, laugh"? (Score:2)
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Self-healing (Score:2)
I can see it now (Score:5)
How soon until we get the pop-under ads with attractive models offering to sell me a swallow-cam? See Your Lunch -- Again!
While we're talking about 2 year olds (Score:2)
Which raises another interesting concept with this camera. Imagine how helpful it would be in dealing with children. I mean, anyone who's had to take their kids for shots can imagine the torture it must be to 'scope' a young child.
As long as they could dress-up the camera like a Flintstone Vitamin, then a swallowable camera is going to be a BIG step towards making EVERYONE more comfortable for an otherwise unpleasant process.
good medical uses (Score:3)
Here we've spent the past year or so training her so she doesn't put things like rocks, button, the lens cap to my camera, a quarter that fell out of my pocket, a bug crawling along the ground out of fear she might swallow them (that and chewmarks on my lens cap really causes some problems).
Then again, it might be a valuable tool for trying to figure out if my car keys are in her cute little belly. Even more useful if they added a GPS so I could keep track of the little stinker when she decides she's had enough of the back yard.
Hmm.Seti@Guts? wouldn't work. (Score:2)
USA Intellectual Property Laws: 5 monkeys, 1 hour.
Re:How about... (Score:2)
Re:$20,000??! (Score:2)
Of course, the question of whether or not the method of transmission should be proprietary depends on your point of view. If you're the developer, and you want to force people to purchase your reception solution as a way of either driving down the price of the disposable unit, or just scamming more money out of a bloated industry, then yeah, making it proprietary is a pretty sharp business move. If you're one of the intended users, and you want to find a cost-efficient way of implimenting the technology, it shouldnt be too hard to do.
$20,000??! (Score:3)
What type of computer would they need for it that costs $20 grand? Sounds like the company is using that to feed it's profits even more.
And what is the computer going to do while it sits there in between uses of the pill? Brain the size of a planet and you have me opening doors...
How about... (Score:2)