Isn't this one of the signs of the coming Armageddon?

Wasn't that Pris' pre-release codename?

Go outside and play...

Or do they require their own proprietary iRoads?

If you've lost multiple hard drives and a broken screen because you keep tripping over the cords, maybe you need to think about where you are plugging things in.

You can use more than just a hammer. How about an acetylene torch? Bolt Cutters? Hydrofluoric acid? Typical "if all you have is a hammer" tunnel vision. I expect more from you, Slashdot!

Only the basics? I learned the BASICs, Pascals, Modulas, and Cs without the internet...

When they reject my application because I'm 45, will that be discriminatory?

Did someone finally clue them in?

Aren't all crops genetically modified?

Thank you, Dr. Righteous!

Hooray! Kepler just discovered Venus!

Of course not.

--- Sent from my Verizon Wireless Galaxy S4

And how long will it be before all of us simply get in the way?

As demonstrated by Terl.