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UNICORN T-SHIRTS!!! LOL!!!

Posted by CmdrTaco on Sat Apr 01, 2006 09:43 AM
from the omg-unicorns-are-the-coolest dept.

realgirl58 writes " i found the best UNICORN T-SHIRTS!!! on this website today!!! LOL!!! they have some with pictures of rainbows with some of hte unicorns!!! Watch out tho because the musics on that page is stupid!! KELLY CLARKSON IS MY AMERICAN IDOL!!! LOL LOL!! But ace is realy cute hee hee... if you read this text me ace LOLLOL JK HEHEHEHEHE ok i hafta logoff BYE!!!"

[+] aprilfools, nsfw, penis, unicorn, adult (tagging beta)

ThisNukes4u writes "The Economist reports that scientists in California are coming closer to creating real-life mythical animals. Basically, they re-create the natural selection process through a computer simulation and then clone the resulting set of DNA in a donor animal." From the article: "Each computer starts with a search image (dragon, unicorn, gryphon, etc), and the genome of the real animal most closely resembling it (a lizard for the dragon, a horse for the unicorn and, most taxingly, the spliced genomes of a lion and an eagle for the gryphon). The virtual genomes of these real animals are then tweaked by random electronic mutations. When they have matured, the virtual adults most closely resembling the targets are picked and cross-bred, while the others are culled."

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hmm (Score:2, Funny)

by racebit (959234)

Nothing turns me on like a horny unicorn
- Re:hmm (Score:5, Funny)
  
  by schon (31600) on Saturday April 01 2006, @10:15AM (#15041687) Homepage
  
  a horny unicorn
  
  Isn't that redundant?
  
  I mean if it didn't have a horn, it would just be a horse, right?
  
  [ Parent ]
  - Re:hmm (Score:2)
    
    by Geoffreyerffoeg (729040)
    
    A unicorn! A unicorn! My kingdom for a unicorn! ...Without a horn, please.
fp (Score:1, Funny)

by jrmcferren (935335)

first post mod me up it's april fools day
- Re:fp (Score:2, Funny)
  
  by DerGeist (956018)
  
  Someone already tried that. Now it's just an old joke.
  We hate those here at slashdot.
  Especially since in Soviet Russia, a (running Linux?) beowulf cluster of new overlords welcome YOU!
  - Re:fp (Score:1, Redundant)
    
    by jrmcferren (935335)
    
    they modded me up, psst, mod me up again
- better unicorn link (Score:2)
  
  by selfdiscipline (317559)
  
  http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF024AD Unicorn.jpg [70.86.201.113]
april fools days are one thing (Score:5, Funny)

by diadem (464192) on Saturday April 01 2006, @09:45AM (#15041575) Homepage

but do you really have to show a giant pink cock on a mouseclick without a not safe for work warning?
- Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:1)
  
  by sprins (717461)
  
  ...show a giant pink cock...
  
  Geesh, now you're exaggerating! It's not that big a cock.
  
  But it sure is pink!
- Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:2)
  
  by wwwillem (253720)
  
  without a not safe for work warning
  Hey buddy, it's Saturday. There is no boss today, or did your mum look over your shoulder and was she shocked. :)
  - Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:2)
    
    by Stile 65 (722451)
    
    Some of us work weekends, whether it's NOC-type shift work, or whether it's just extra work that needs to be done because hey, we're geeks, and we make the world go 'round.
    
    I'm in a NOC with half a dozen people sitting around me and not even cubicle divisio
    - Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:3, Funny)
      
      by Rakshasa Taisab (244699)
      
      Seriously... At work and you're browsing a _very_ pink /. site and clicked on a link to a site selling UNICORN T-SHIRT's.
      
      A penis would only help improve your abysmal image at work, even in the form of an unicorn's phallic symbol.
      - Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:2)
        
        by Sigma 7 (266129)
        
        Seriously... At work and you're browsing a _very_ pink /. site and clicked on a link to a site selling UNICORN T-SHIRT's.
        
        I work in a call center with a low activity level.
        
        While Jokes and Hoaxes are one thing, plopping a Goatse image in a non-descript lin
- Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:2, Funny)
  
  by Jopop (952828)
  
  I guess headbanging will never be the same..
KW (Score:3, Interesting)

by ivan kk (917820) on Saturday April 01 2006, @09:45AM (#15041576)

I like how some people have at least a semi interesting/insightful thing to say to karma whore on april 1st. I don't. MOD ME UP
This is not funny (Score:1, Insightful)

by andersbergh (884714) *

Is this supposed to be funny? It's not fun at all.
Look Slashdot's Pony Style is working (Score:5, Funny)

by technoextreme (885694) on Saturday April 01 2006, @09:46AM (#15041580)

Guess who posted the story. A real girl. Wooot... Female readership has all ready doubled.
- Actually I was wrong.... (Score:2)
  
  by technoextreme (885694)
  
  Guess who posted the story. A real girl. Wooot... Female readership has all ready doubled.
  
  Actually I was wrong. Realgirl58 isn't even a real user. Oddly enough though Slashdot's pink cutsy way of attracting females is working. Unfortunately, they are co
It has.. (Score:1)

by improfane (855034)

It has.. It has...something disturbing on its head.. It has..
OMG UNICORNS ARE T3H CUTEST! Vote for them! (Score:2)

by m50d (797211)

http://slashdot.org/pollBooth.pl?qid=1336 [slashdot.org]
Obvious questions... (Score:2)

by creimer (824291)

Does a chick come free with every T-shirt? What's up with the mutuated horn? Inquiring minds want to know!
Don't you ever, ever, ever do that again. (Score:5, Funny)

by ettlz (639203) on Saturday April 01 2006, @09:48AM (#15041592) Homepage Journal

Especially after you rejected that story I submitted with a Goatse link.
Not Entirely Safe for Work (Score:2)

by CGP314 (672613)

OMG NSFW! You are firox0rd! LOL!

-CGP [colingregorypalmer.net]
If i wanted shit like this... (Score:1, Troll)

by scenestar (828656)

I would've logged in to myspace. Cut the shit, I want some goddamn IT
- ZOMG (Score:5, Insightful)
  
  by caffeination (947825) on Saturday April 01 2006, @10:03AM (#15041651)
  
  l0l wot a fagot u r dis is da shit ur jus jelass coz r new site is betta dan ur gay old shasldot n neway wot u got against mysapce? mysapce is da gr8est, proly even betta dan maddox, n maddox rulz, sept wen he h8ed on u2, dey r da gr8est, liek bono is gna save da world wiv his ritechas music n fund raisins. n neway uniorn tshitrs r IT, cos liek, u gotta use machnies and computers 2 produse dem, s2pid!
  
  [ Parent ]
  - Re:ZOMG (Score:2, Funny)
    
    by Seta (934439)
    
    What's that Lassy?! Timmy fell down the well?! Dear god! Someone call an excorsist, three horses, a priest, and get me a bottle of marshmallow fluff! Pronto!
  - Re:ZOMG (Score:2)
    
    by Jugalator (259273)
    
    Umm.. Congrats for the +5 Insightful on that one. Must be a new Slashdot record. :-)
Women in computing (Score:2, Interesting)

by DebbaDog (941731)

I just went to a conference on women in technology. This post does not bode well for their future. When I realized it was a April Fool's joke, I admit I got a kick out of it. We (the men) won't see women enter the tech world until we take them seriously. P
- Re:Women in computing (Score:2)
  
  by ObsessiveMathsFreak (773371)
  
  Pink and ponies is not taking them seriously.
  
  Yet there are multinational companies that make billions by selling these concepts wholesale to young girls all over the world. Often these are the very same companies that sell GI Joe dolls to young boys.
  
  The qu
- - Re:Women in computing (Score:2)
    
    by caffeination (947825)
    
    This is a joke about pre-pubescent female myspacers. You think that counts as women in IT? WITTY REPARTEE
    So far today: gays, women. Anyone else want to step up to the plate? As a scholarly-successful white middle-class secular heterosexual male European s
    - - Re:Women in computing (Score:2)
        
        by caffeination (947825)
        
        LOL!
Just two questions (Score:2, Funny)

by emakinen (875208)

Guys. Just two questions: What have you been eating and where can I get it from?
OMG OMG OMG (Score:3)

by gEvil (beta) (945888) on Saturday April 01 2006, @10:03AM (#15041653)

OMG!!! P3N1S!!!
This is low brow for slashdot. (Score:2, Troll)

by jellomizer (103300) *

This is the type of stuff I would expect in a link from a comment. But for a Slashdot Story it is pretty lowbrow even for Slashdot. For a site that is internationally know for tech news, to have a link like that part of the main story is not that good o
Unicorn shirts? (Score:2)

by dr_dank (472072)

O RLY [photobucket.com]?
Missing step found (Score:2)

by slavemowgli (585321)

1. Create a Cafépress shop based on a random, idiotic idea.
2. Submit a story to Slashdot on April Fool's Day, where apparently every crappy submission is posted, so that hordes of people will look at your shop - and some will actually buy your stuff,
- Re:Missing step found (Score:2)
  
  by flok (24996)
  
  Well, in fact it IS funny.
- Re:Missing step found (Score:2)
  
  by adolfojp (730818)
  
  This penis unicorn page has existed for ages, and I really doubt that they ever thought that they would be on slashdot.
tags (Score:2)

by starman97 (29863)

Why is the word 'gay' in all the aprilfools tags?
I dont see anything particularly gay about the posts, juvenile, yes, but gay?
- Re:tags (Score:2)
  
  by TeknoHog (164938)
  
  It's probably the pink stylesheet that some people associate with being gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)
  - Re:tags (Score:2)
    
    by starman97 (29863)
    
    Seems more like a preteen girls stylesheet.
afternoon delight (Score:2, Funny)

by stak (3074)

This seems right in line:
http://threadless.com/product/157/Afternoon_Deligh t [threadless.com]
A REAL girl? (Score:2)

by Opportunist (166417)

Lemme be the guy to ask the obvious question:

What're you wearing right now?
Not what I was expecting (Score:2)

by jaymzter (452402)

I'm not sure if this is a new low or new *high*, but it's certainly not what I was expecting. I don't think I'll ever look at a unicorn the same again.
Oh yeah, since it's April Fool's Day, can I be excused for saying they'll never get ahead with pictures l
Forget a UNICORN T-shirt... (Score:3, Funny)

by FusionDragon2099 (799857) <fusiondragon2099@gmail.com> on Saturday April 01 2006, @10:35AM (#15041772)

I want a UNICRON T-shirt.
Yeah... (Score:2)

by richie2000 (159732)

I kinda figured CmdrTaco would finally reveal his true and inner self if we just waited long enough. So we waited. Oh, how we waited, my precious.
But strangely, it doesn't really feel like it was worth the wait...
scwhiiing! (Score:2)

by binarybum (468664)

sure he looks handsome now, but it's not like he can keep that thing up all day. I bet it looks pretty silly when it's flopping about in front of his eyes.
But would this be... (Score:2)

by Omestes (471991)

A UNIPORN?!

Oh... wait... OMG!!!1 PoNies!!!

Thanks...

That was "gay", in the nonduragatory, original definition way.
- Re:This would never make digg (Score:3)
  
  by saskboy (600063)
  
  "I hope this has something to do with April fools"
  
  You're new around here aren't you?
  
  Every year since at least 2002 Slashdot has run April Fool's stories, especially to attract comments such as yours. It's Cmrd Taco trolling you. The best gag I can rememb
- Does anyone remember Kuro5hin when husi began? (Score:2)
  
  by themusicgod1 (241799)
  
  Does this sound farmilliar at all?
  For those not in the know, there's a somewhat similar site to slashdot called Kuro5hin [kuro5hin.org], and a bunch of people from k5 fucked off and created a competing site, called husi (no Url because it sucks). Back when husi first

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hmm (Score:2, Funny)

Re:hmm (Score:5, Funny)

Re:hmm (Score:2)

fp (Score:1, Funny)

Re:fp (Score:2, Funny)

Re:fp (Score:1, Redundant)

better unicorn link (Score:2)

april fools days are one thing (Score:5, Funny)

Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:1)

Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:2)

Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:2)

Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:3, Funny)

Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:2)

Re:april fools days are one thing (Score:2, Funny)

KW (Score:3, Interesting)

This is not funny (Score:1, Insightful)

Look Slashdot's Pony Style is working (Score:5, Funny)

Actually I was wrong.... (Score:2)

It has.. (Score:1)

OMG UNICORNS ARE T3H CUTEST! Vote for them! (Score:2)

Obvious questions... (Score:2)

Don't you ever, ever, ever do that again. (Score:5, Funny)

Not Entirely Safe for Work (Score:2)

If i wanted shit like this... (Score:1, Troll)

ZOMG (Score:5, Insightful)

Re:ZOMG (Score:2, Funny)

Re:ZOMG (Score:2)

Women in computing (Score:2, Interesting)

Re:Women in computing (Score:2)

Re:Women in computing (Score:2)

Re:Women in computing (Score:2)

Just two questions (Score:2, Funny)

OMG OMG OMG (Score:3)

This is low brow for slashdot. (Score:2, Troll)

Unicorn shirts? (Score:2)

Missing step found (Score:2)

Re:Missing step found (Score:2)

Re:Missing step found (Score:2)

tags (Score:2)

Re:tags (Score:2)

Re:tags (Score:2)

afternoon delight (Score:2, Funny)

A REAL girl? (Score:2)

Not what I was expecting (Score:2)

Forget a UNICORN T-shirt... (Score:3, Funny)

Yeah... (Score:2)

scwhiiing! (Score:2)

But would this be... (Score:2)

Re:This would never make digg (Score:3)

Does anyone remember Kuro5hin when husi began? (Score:2)

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