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A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:3, Funny)
#include <stdio.h>
#include "gpl.h"
int main(void) {
fprintf(stdout, "%s", gpl);
return (0);
};
gpl.c:7:6: warning: no newline at end of file
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
If anybody wants me, I'll be outside waiting for the sky to turn black and the seas to turn to blood.
m-
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:2, Informative)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:2)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:4, Funny)
The article summary clearly states:
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There's a whole word on that last line before the quotation mark. The word is <br>
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:2, Informative)
it's april fools day.... have a bit of fun. and I have to type for 20 seconds, unlike editors (afaik>..)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:4, Informative)
Link [about]
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A CmdrTaco first! (Score:2)
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:2, Funny)
I didn't read the article. Sorry.
Didn't read the article? This is the biggest news from the Enlightenment community in years!
No comment (Score:2)
Wow. (Score:3, Interesting)
Today... (Score:2)
as getting frist post is to getting laid. If you can't do it on that day, forget it, you never will!
PS. Frist Post!
Re:Today... (Score:4, Funny)
Now I'll never get laid.
Huzzah! (Score:2)
Yes! (Score:5, Funny)
You said it. (Score:5, Informative)
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I couldn't have put it better myself.
Hmm. (Score:3, Insightful)
Great (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great (Score:4, Funny)
Now that's funny. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Now that's funny. (Score:2)
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RTFA! Re:|____ (Score:5, Informative)
Didn't you RTFA? It clearly says:
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Hey, I like karma too.
Re:RTFA! Re:|____ (Score:5, Funny)
Re:RTFA! Re:|____ (Score:3, Interesting)
I know this comment *shouldn't* get modded up, but I'm crossing my fingers and hoping for a miracle.
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Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Your comment looks too much like ascii art.
Well, I guess it does look a little like an airplane. What's wrong with ASCII art, anyway?
Re:|____ (Score:2)
Goatse... and trolls.
Nazism (Score:4, Insightful)
awesome!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Whoa. (Score:5, Insightful)
Wow! (Score:2, Funny)
Game Over (Score:2)
Guys, most of the world is now at 2005-04-02. Get with the program already.
Re:Game Over (Score:2)
Re:Game Over (Score:2)
The best part is since I'm in the most populous western Time Zone is I can afford to be a jerk, since I have millions of people on my side.
Anyways, don't you mean
02-04-2005 ?
Yes, I see now! (Score:5, Funny)
I must add to the above:"
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Copyright Infringement!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Copyright Infringement!!! (Score:5, Informative)
And it was a clever rewording of a section of a story published in Kuro5hin [kuro5hin.org] ages ago! And the original story had more religio-philosophical values in it, too!
Error Messages (Score:5, Funny)
Damn you Anonymous! (Score:2)
Worst April Fool's Ever (Score:2)
Only got one thing to say! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Only got one thing to say! (Score:2)
Cat got your tongue? (Score:5, Informative)
story
too many Apr 1st Stories .. (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm impressed (Score:5, Funny)
oh really? (Score:2)
That's odd... (Score:3, Funny)
that's involved.
Either way, I'm sure some solution to this will be revealed next week. If not, then we're all in trouble.
Once Again (Score:5, Funny)
Our rights are being trampled. Next they are going to patent air. I am going to boycott them for good.
This time I mean it.
E+ (Score:2, Funny)
What is E+ anyway?
Re:E+ (Score:4, Informative)
As an enlightenment fanboy; I'd actually quite like to see what DR1-15 looked like, but all the links are dead :(
I'm blind (Score:2)
E+ (Score:5, Interesting)
All Wrong (Score:2)
I disagree.
best one all day (Score:2)
They have been pretty lame all day.
At least this isn't a repeat... (Score:2)
Google News (Score:5, Insightful)
On the plus side: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:On the plus side: (Score:2)
Lack of poll options (Score:2)
It has a serious lack of a poll question, too.
Best. April Fool's Joke. Evar. (Score:2)
Am I missing something? (Score:2)
WTF? I can see the s. Can't everyone else? (Score:2)
Fnord, fnord fnord
fnord fnord fnord,
fnord fnord
fnordfnordfnord.fnord [fnord.org].fnord, fnord
fnord!
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I don't get it. Why's everybody talking about a blank article?
Dammmit! I submitted the SAME story a week ago! (Score:5, Funny)
You know, I submitted it two weeks ago ... (Score:2)
Shouldn't this be YRO (Score:2)
What an awesome computer program! (Score:2)
It's a Dupe (Score:2)
Look for the dupe ... (Score:2)
Site slashdotted already - Cached here (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Site slashdotted already - Cached here (Score:5, Funny)
But then, my machine's hostname is devnull, and I run apache on it
Is this just where we say anything we like? (Score:2)
Dupe! (Score:2)
IAWTS (Score:2)
w00 (Score:2)
(almost -- you really should have a blank that lets you name the editor too)
Imagine... (Score:2)
So what? (Score:2)
Ummm... (Score:2)
You'll have to speak up. We can't hear you over the bandwidth.
The E+ Icon!?! (Score:4, Informative)
Pity we can't (Score:5, Insightful)
Typos (Score:5, Funny)
OK, who else thought (Score:3, Interesting)
http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/index.php [dur.ac.uk]
IN SOVIET RUSSIA... (Score:5, Funny)
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Re:fp (Score:2)
This must be the first time that an article actually has *less* spelling errors than the first post!
Re:fp (Score:2, Funny)
Re:yeeha (Score:5, Insightful)
And a Score:3, Insightful? What is this, free karma day?
Hey, moderators! Gimme some of that good lovin'! It's just a little drop-down...it's not like you have anything better to do today.