
Gaming Fuel: 4-way Shootout 675
Neil Yates writes "It is 2:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning. You have been up all night, fragging away in a Quake3 clan match. Your early morning schedule wore you out and you never had time to take a nap. The server is resetting between games, and you are starting to get a little sleepy-eyed. Milk is not going to do one bit of good and regular Coke or Pepsi are too run of the mill. The last thing that will keep you awake and at the top of your game is some pansy sports drink. Which of these four energy drinks do you reach for?
Pepsi Blue, Vanilla Coke, Dr. Pepper's Red Fusion, or Sobe's Mr. Green?"
What's wrong with plain old Mt Dew? It did represent 80% of my intake by volume from age 15 to 22.
Drink of choice. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Drink of choice. (Score:2, Interesting)
"All night?" (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:"All night?" (Score:3, Funny)
Those aren't even energy drinks! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Those aren't even energy drinks! (Score:2)
although myself, I find Whoop Ass to smell like a bottle of multivitamins, and taste just as bad. Gotta love the label design and text, though.
Re:Those aren't even energy drinks! (Score:4, Interesting)
WTF? Pepsi? (Score:2)
I second that motion (Score:2, Funny)
Nor do we drink American "beer," for as H. Allen Smith quoth those many years ago,
Re:WTF? Pepsi? (Score:2)
How about Water Joe? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How about Water Joe? (Score:2, Interesting)
Insightful? more like troll.
bah... (Score:4, Funny)
Gaming is MUCH more fun with that strobe effect from your eyelids twitching. I just wish that damn pink elephant would give me my mouse back.
Re:bah... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:bah... (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds familiar (Score:4, Funny)
Personally, I tend to drink Mountain Dew. It's cheap, easy to find...
That, or I just go to bed. The server will be there later, and I find that the longer I prolong the inevitable, the worse my aim gets.
~Chazzf
Re:Sounds familiar (Score:3, Funny)
Thus far, I've been kept going by Salon's articles, Kenyan AA coffee and penguin mints. I commend to all, by the way, Penguin's new chocolate mints; they're not nearly has horrible as they sound.
Re:Sounds familiar (Score:2)
back in the old days (Score:3)
Age 15 - 22? (Score:2, Funny)
It's about time (Score:3, Informative)
Re:It's about time (Score:2)
Lisa: Dad, it's spelled 'espresso' and pronounced 'ess-press-so'.
Homer: No, honey... it's "expresso".
Lisa: Uh, dad...
Homer: Just let daddy order his expresso from that nice man, Lisa. Uh, gimme an expresso.
*LART*
Homer: Owww! What did I say?
- Jester
Penguins! (Score:2)
Three give you the same caffeine as a Coke, a box will enable you to see in the dark. And the penguins on the tin are just so cute!!!
Re:It's about time (Score:2)
Re:It's about time (Score:5, Interesting)
And getting it out of your system is just about the worst thing on earth. I've done every drug on the market from pot to heroin, and meth is probably second only to herion in the "bad comedown" arena.
I strongly suggest sleep over drugs. It took me years to figure that one out, but I'm so glad I did.
Moral of story: "Drugs are bad, MM-kay?"
Vanilla Coke / Upset Stomach (Score:2)
Re:Vanilla Coke / Upset Stomach (Score:2)
Re:Vanilla Coke / Upset Stomach (Score:2)
I say regular one because I seem to get a similar reaction to any diet beverage, so I'm apparently allergic to aspertame (spelling?)...you know, artificial sweetener. Luckily I also hate the taste of diet beverages so avoiding them isn't an issue.
Re:Vanilla Coke / Upset Stomach (Score:2)
Same here. I only tried it once and regretted the whole "rewarding my curiosity" thing. Felt more like Vito kicked me in the gut. For a similar effect dump shots of Das Komet in your regular coke. At least you can catch a buzz that way.
Heston screams... (Score:5, Funny)
Sobe's Mr. Green is people!
PDHoss
Re:Heston screams... (Score:3, Funny)
Pepsi blue is SMURF!
easy (Score:2)
Missed the most important category - cleanability (Score:3, Interesting)
Up all night? (Score:2)
I take it this is Thursday night still?
Hmmm (Score:4, Funny)
Blast it, I want to read the article! (Score:2)
For the Canadians in the audience.... (Score:2)
Not only can you stay up all night, but you can feel like you took too many painkillers too!
Essentially, this stuff is Red bull & Vodka, and its notorious taste is that of cough syrup. But a rank-ass disgusting taste didn't turn the rest of north america off coffee...
They should seriously market this stuff to geek culture a bit better... so far the only culture that seems to have grasped it is rave culture, but they've already got their excruciatingly-uber-powerful wake-up drugs to cope with...
Guarana + alcohol = one happy me.
mmm... coffee (Score:2)
Re:mmm... coffee (Score:5, Informative)
From what I remember... (Score:2)
Most "energy" caffeine drinks that aren't Sobe in Canada tend to be derived from Guarana, which is a natural source of caffeine. Hence Rev, Whoopass, E=MC^2, Go-Go, Grape Jolt (which is clear, btw) are all allowed to have caffeine in it....
However, I usually have to go on Case-runs down to Blaine, WA to get my stock of decent Mountain Dew...
Re:mmm... coffee (Score:2)
(One of my fav jokes:)
Why is American beer like sex in a canoe?
Because it's FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER!!!!
Re:For the Canadians in the audience.... (Score:2)
MDMA, however, is a FAR worse diuretic than caffeine and alcohol combined...
Revs give you hangovers. E gives you overheating...
And the reason, as stated in the subject header, that Rev hasn't caught on is because it's only available in Canada...
Sobe! (Score:2)
All the other products rot your teeth with acid and too much sugar. They are carbonated and actually remove moisture from your body. Mt. Dew also has citric acid to add to the phosphoric, thereby eating even more of your teeth as you drink it.
I like good green tea and gourmette coffee pretty well too.
Re:Sobe! (Score:2)
I don't like to spend a lot of money on drinks, but you can get green tea and coffee and make your own for cheaper than most energy drinks.
I like green tea because it doesn't taste like ass and doesn't kill me.
I like gourmette coffee because, "When I drink my coffee I like to taste it." (Pulp Fiction)
Re:Sobe! (Score:2)
Re:Sobe! (Score:2)
Well, I'm a Sobe/Dr.Pepper guy anyway.... (Score:2)
Here in central Texas, Dr. Pepper seems to be king. Maybe it's a regional thing, but I'm with a large portion of the population around here that thinks Coke has a taste reminiscent of eating chalk in grade school, and Pepsi manages to pull of a taste that's even more hideous. Pepsi Blue? Vanilla Coke?
To be honest, if I had a bit more to choose from, I'd take some of Sobe's other drinks at late night lan parties [dmerz.com]. The heavy caffiene drinks tend to kill my ability to play a solid, consistent game. However, a steady diet of Lizard Fuel or Liz Bliz keeps the mouth happy and awake and sets you on a steady, somewhat relxed yet aware and patient state throughout the night. Start this at 7 pm and by the time 1:00 rolls around, you'll be on top of the game, owning your buds with the bomber on Battlefield 1942.
Life is good.
Energy drinks (Score:2, Interesting)
Some of my gleanings.. Actually, caffeine is a bad ingredient to use to create *programming* energy drinks because even though it stimulates the peripheral nervous system, it doesnt improve attention span. Guarana = caffeine.. so the same caveat applies.. Ephedra also isn't good, although it's a bit better than caffeine for programming..
Some things I think would make excellent additions.. Alerting neurotransmitter precursors such as tyrosine and phenylalanine improve vigilance..
DMAE (a precursor of acetylcholine) is also a good pepper-upper..
Pyroglutamic acid.. (a relative of piracetam) is a good neuronutrient that has a stimulating effect.. I could go on and on.. *laugh*
The trick is in covering up the tastes.. Some trade secrets in there.. Should I tell them?
Chris
For once I agree with Taco (Score:2)
LEXX
Baby Food (Score:2, Informative)
p.s. Thanks Mrs. Way for teaching us something useful in high school chemistry.
Jolt Cola! (Score:2)
Jolt Cola [joltcola.com.au] -- If only they had "Order a Keg online"
Vanilla Coke = Rum and Coke flavor... (Score:2)
As for what I think makes a good fuel during any task. A southern standard, sweetened ice tea. Guaranteed to have more caffeine than coffee and as much sugar as you want. Plus tea is mild enough to where it doesn't tie your stomach in a knot if you drink it too fast.
By the way what's the next story, comparing the most satisfying munchies for gaming?
late night dj (Score:2)
Re:late night dj (Score:2)
Not to mention as you get to those densities you start to produce a depressant to slow down your body, so it'd be very hard to actually OD consuming it at normall distilations.
score (Score:2)
aah the love of slashdot...
Since when is pop an energy drink? (Score:5, Insightful)
I thought that just maybe this new Sobe drink was energy-ifious- but nope. Looked at the FAQ [mrgreen.com] and it's just plain old pop. 37 mg per 8 oz. Claims to have some ginseng, but just being a soda, I doubt it contains more than what is required to claim that it is "flavored with ginseng."
This "news" site was probably bought off by Coke and Pepsico (which owns SoBe) to do an "article" about their "energy drinks" in exchange for a few cases of each of these drinks. I can't say I blame them for looking out for No. 1, but puuuleeze.
Why not evaluate Red Bull and shit like that? Or make your own whacky cocktail of Water Joe, nicotine water, and crushed up adderals?
Re:Since when is pop an energy drink? (Score:3, Funny)
Air traffic regulations?
Re:Since when is pop an energy drink? (Score:3, Informative)
Low sugar, moderate caffeine (Score:3, Interesting)
I think I have funny blood sugar things going on -- like many other modern Americans -- and the sugar content of what I consume has a huge impact on my wakefulness. Specifically, if I consume too much sugar too quickly it puts me to sleep. Likewise, too much caffeine doesn't help much. Beyond a reasonable level of caffeine, typically one 8-ounce light brew coffee (light has more caffeine), I just get red irritated eyes and slightly jittery. (The volume of coffee that's right for you may depend on how much of it you usually drink.)
Thus to stay up all night I have to plan ahead. I try to have a coffee a few hours before I'm going to need it, then sip something low-sugar with moderate caffeine as the night progresses. It sounds kind of sissy, but iced black tea is:
a) refreshing
b) cheap (important!!!)
c) seems to have the right amount of caffeine
d) is low sugar
e) can be produced on demand in any desired quantity
Another pleasant side effect of iced tea is that, even after consuming large volumes, it doesn't leave me so rotund as other drinks might. This is also convenient for being a stealth geek: a narrow radar signature leaves most people clueless to the fact that I know anything about computers, which in turn means fewer "say, you look like you know computers: when I try to use my American Online..." queries.
Mountain Dew actually seems to have about the right amount of caffeine, but it also has so much sugar that the caffeine is, for me, effectively negated.
It's only 9:34 on the West Coast where I'm at, but maybe I'll report back around 5:00 AM...
Caffeine Baaaad (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Caffeine Baaaad (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Caffeine Baaaad (Score:3, Interesting)
The real downside for me is missing coffee when I eat out, and walking past the place with the really nice cappuchinos every bloody day.
Next up, biting my nails, then possibly red meat or alcohol!
coke varient are no good (Score:2)
How abut chilling soda water?....hmm, where is the venting machine....
Don't you guys have RedBull? (Score:2)
choices?
In Europe, Asia and Australia we have Red Bull [redbull.com].
Caffeine, Taurine, and B Vitamins. Works a treat.
There's a heap of imitators like Red Stallion and V that
include Guarana into the mix as well.
Sheesh these Americans, always last to catch up
(see PAL, GSM phones)...
Oldschool favorites... (Score:2, Informative)
IBC Root Beer
Pros: It's absolutely perfect root beer. Glass bottles are fun to break.
Cons: No caffine (just sugar). Expensive.
Barq's Root Beer
Pros: Lots of caffiene.
Cons: Makes your MORE thirsty.
Snapple Raspberry Iced Tea
Pros: Yum.
Cons: Expensive.
Lipton Brisk in Lemon or Raspberry
Pros: Cheap, tastes okay.
Cons. Not as good as Snapple.
Hawaiian Punch (cans)
Pros: Can be mixed with Bacardi for a rum runner.
Cons: Can be mixed with Bacardi for a rum runner.
Hi-C Lemonade (cans)
Pros: Can be made into spiked lemonade with Bacardi.
Cons: Too acidic. Needs to be diluted with water.
Coke (cans)
Pros: There's always some around.
Cons: It's boring.
Vanilla Coke
Pros: Different. Good with cherry flavor added.
Cons: Not so good with pizza or nachos.
Rick's Spiked Lemonade
Pros: Be the one NOT drinking it and the game seems a LOT easier.
Cons: Very expensive.
Kahlua Mudslide (bottles)
Pros: Same as Rick's spiked lemonade.
Cons: Some people don't like the taste. Very expensive.
Wine Coolers (various flavors)
Pros: Tasty and inexpensive as far as alcoholic beverages go.
Cons: Not manly to drink.
Beer
Pros: Very cheap as far as alcoholic beverages go.
Cons: Tastes like piss. No one likes it. It's just around so we can offer it to people when they comment about the wine coolers not being manly.
As for Code Red, Mountain Dew, and Sobe, no one seems to like them here, so I never buy any...
Mountain Dew shrinks your penis (Score:2, Funny)
Ignore All Four... Tea is the Answer (Score:5, Insightful)
Why waste money on carbonated sugar water? Sure, Coca-Cola and Mountain Dew can be nice once in a while. But if you need copious quantities of a tasty drink then tea is the answer.
Get up later? (Score:2, Insightful)
I was up around 2pm yesterday, and I'm still awake now (6:19am), ok, so I'm at work, but hey
As for the caffinated drinks we have here in the UK (RedBull, V and the like), I tried some V once when I had to stay up all night to get a train for a 2 hour journey for a 9am job interview, it had squat all noticable effect, and I don't drink coffee! The sms's with the missues had a much more noticable effect
Keep it simple...and lemon lime (Score:2)
Not only can it wake you up and keep you awake, but it also prevents and cures hangovers. It's like a sugary liquid Swiss Army knife.
No Code Red? (Score:2)
But, even if Code Red was listed, I still agree, Red Fusion tops them all. I love the stuff. Ever since the day it came out, I've been drinking the stuff daily. I sure hope they come out with a diet formula that tastes just as good as Diet Dr. Pepper (the only diet drink except lemon twist I can tolerate).
Red Fusion is light, refreshing. I only hope everyone else agrees with me, else in about a year it'll probably be phased out. At which point I will have a warehouse stock pile of the stuff.
on a related note (Score:5, Interesting)
within it mentions an experiment where some lab rats were kept awake for ~2 weeks (the longest human record is 11 days) and then they died. the acticle keep emphasizing that it was not proven that the death was caused by sleep depravation. but well... They just don't want to admit that they tortured a buncha cute lil mice to death.
on a even MORE related point: try red bull / blue donkey / green chicken and all that -- they seem to work pretty well. i drove across the US (SJ to NY) on those. 2 bux a can (8.6 oz) is steep, but hey -- when you gotta stay awake, you GOTTA stay awake.
lastly... erm... try some speed. they work too, so i hear.
Mountain Dew makes an energy drink (Score:2)
Shaun
High-Fructose-Corn-Syrup (Score:2)
Coffee?!?! (Score:2, Informative)
I guess until pepsi sponsors a coffee drink, or buys starbucks, I am not going to see this fact hyped in the media.
Am I really that old?!?! =)
-Tom
Caffeine (Score:2)
"It's also important to note where the caffiene is located in the ingredients list. Ingredients lists are ordered from greatest content to least content. In Vanilla Coke, caffiene is the sixth ingredient out of eight, higher than any other soda in this roundup. For Pepsi Blue, caffiene is seventh out of ten. Mr. Green's caffiene placement is also seventh out of ten; it's important to note that ginseng is listed in a lower placement than caffiene, meaning it's possibly simply an insubstantial amount. Caffiene is the seventh ingredient out of nine in Red Fusion."
So, the amount of caffiene is just a guessing game. But the bottom line, really, is the amount of caffiene. This is what keeps you awake (and, some will say, hooks you on the drink :). Is there anywhere to find out the caffeine mg per
serving, or do
we each have to pay for our own chemical assays? Why are the drink manufacturers
so reluctant or afraid to place this vital information on the label?
(On a tangential note, I once heard the Renaissance coincided with the introduction of coffee in Europe. Can anyone confirm this?)
Re:Caffeine (Score:2)
Ergh (Score:2)
heh (Score:2)
except for that wacky warbling noise.....
Whore Piss! It's not just for breakfast anymore! (Score:3, Funny)
err Vanilla Coke is an energy drink ?? (Score:2)
If you are a REAL MIDSHIFTER, you drink coffee(BLACK) with a tea bag in it for xtra Caff
4 years of Midshift in operations taught me how to stay awake, if not out of the hospital with stomach problems...
Somebody has to rain on the parade (Score:5, Interesting)
An interesting page about liquid candy [saveharry.com]
Some deaths associated with red bull/energy drinks [go.com]
Another caffeine death [abc.net.au]
I am not saying give up your drinks. But I am saying be smart about it. Don't drink/eat so much caffeine that you make yourself feel miserable with the symptoms [medsafe.govt.nz] of too much caffeine. while it is thought that 10 grams [plym.ac.uk] is a fatal overdose, I would be willing to bet that a fraction of that can make you feel pretty miserable and is very easily reached with some of the caffeinated drinks/candies/pills out there. A couple liters of mountain dew, four red bulls, and a handful of penguine mints or any combination thereof places you at about 1 gram.
It goes without saying drinking alcohol at the same time exacerbates things.
Also, caffeine is not a substitute for sleep. There are reasons that the body needs to sleep. So if you are depriving your body of sleep for whatever reason you need to start asking yourself what your priorities are. Sleep "binging" where you go without sleep all week and catch up on the weekends is also unhealthy, but this is another topic in itself.
This post is not intended to be medical advice. See your doctor if you have any questions/symptoms. Yada yada yada.
For those that are wanting to kick the (Score:2)
Taurine Intolerance (Red Bulls) and You! (Score:4, Informative)
Taurine is the principal ingredient in Red Bull energy drinks, and in Australia, recent relaxations in the various what-you-can-put-in-drinks laws means that Taurine is now an additive in most energy beverages.
That's all fine, except I'm apparently allergic to Taurine. I started throwing up for no apparent reason last year, and it turned out to be the Taurine, which just got added to my favorite energy drink, but didn't kick in until three days after ingestion, which is why it took so long to figure out.
Taurine is a bull protein, in the same way that Lactose is a cow protein. Some people are lactose intolerant. I seem to be Taurine intolerant, with many of the same symptoms.
The only energy drink left in Australia that does not contain Taurine is called 'Lift', it is quite tasty, and has Guarana and Ginseng in it. Try it.
Since I figured all this out, I ran into another Jeremy who had precisely the same reaction. So, if your name is 'Jeremy', you might want to stay away from the Red Bull.
Any faulty logical inferences in the above message are left as excercises for the reader.
This is old... (Score:2)
This comparison had been completed in 1989.
errr... Red Bull? (Score:3)
The only thing, those other things are just fizzy pop. Red Bull is the only thing which can keep me up for 36 hours of straight clubbing on the White Isle, it can sure as hell keep me up for a bit of fragging (or coding for that matter). But 2am? pardon?
Turkish Coffee (Score:5, Interesting)
It's not as convenient as a can of Red Bull, but if you're really looking for the ultimate (!) caffeine kick, you want Turkish/Lebanese coffee--that's the thick, grainy stuff with cardamom.
It tastes great, and smells good too--the perfect solution if you don't mind a bit of, err, sand, in your drink. One tiny cup of the stuff will send you off the walls for hours.
heh.. (Score:3, Informative)
Just in case anyone still believes that old tale... get the straight dope [straightdope.com] here.
Re:Baikal! (Score:2)
But from what I have heard, fanta is coming back, and hopefully will kill off Slice.
Re:Erg.. (Score:2)
Re:Diet Code Red Rules! (Score:2)
I have tried Pepsi Blue, and have decided it really isn't worth my money. I wouldn't go quite as far as the reviewer did, but then I have never been accused of having a particularly good nose.
I would suspect that most of the reason that DCR didn't get included was the commonality of the cherry flavor in comparison to the Dr. Pepper contenstant.
Then again, your milage may vary..
-Rusty
Re:Umm....coffee? (Score:2)
Re:Red bull (Score:5, Informative)
FYI: Red Bull + alcohol [go.com]
Just sayin'.
Re:Mt dew? (Score:2)
Re:Mt dew? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:A Scientific Measure of Caffeine? (Score:2)
It took some digging, but you can get the official amount of caffeine for the major brands and then compare it to what you can extract. Most were pretty close. I think the average amount was something like 55mg per can.
As an aside, it takes only something like 5 grams of caffeine to kill a person. But if you work that out to cans of pop you'd have to drink more fluid than your body can handle at one time. And another interesting thing is the caffeine (believe it or not) begins to be absorbed in your mouth and not your stomach.
Re:Nutritional insanity (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks, Mr. PETA. Pardon me while I go have a nice juicy steak, with a nice, cool, tall glass of milk.
And maybe after dinner, I'll club a few seals.
Re:Nutritional insanity (Score:2, Informative)
Milk may help prevent hypertension, stroke, diabetes and osteoporosis, - and
now cancer has been added to the list of diseases it protects against.
http://www.cancer.org.au/
Now why did I skip to the seventh hit? The vegen and organic sites don't really count.
As for hormones, depends where you live, many places have banned them.
Dietitians still recommend multiple servings of dairy products everyday.
Re:Nutritional insanity (Score:2)
You're kidding right? Most people get 1 to 2 hours LESS sleep than they need per night. And I won't even bring up people like myself with chronic insomnia (2 to 5 hours sleep per night).
Re:Nutritional insanity (Score:5, Funny)
You'll note the complete lack of factual backup for the alarmist warnings about milk, making the claim difficult to verify or deny. It's likely a distorted paraphrase of some legitimate literature.
Note also the New-Agey reference to "imbalanced body chemistry", also with no linkage or factual backing. These are indeed classic troll droppings.
This must be one of the young however, for its trap is easily detected. A more clever one would have lured us in with some more reasonable prose before jumping straight to the propaganda.
Enjoy the rest of your stay, and remember to never feed the trolls!
Re:Afri-cola (Score:2)
That was true, some time ago. But another company bought afri-cola and changed the recipe. Some people protested but the new owner is still using his new regular cola recipe with only low to average amounts of caffeine.
But some of the people that liked the old afri-cola, got together and are now producing a cola with the old recipe (and very high amounts of caffeine). Premium cola [premium-cola.de] (use the fish)