The Golden Age of Cup Manufacturing 785
jonerik writes "The Washington Post has this article today on the disappearance of traditional 'small' (8 oz.) cups of coffee in favor of a larger concept of 'small' (12 oz.). In the case of Starbucks, for example, a truly small 8 oz. cup of coffee is still available, but it's called a 'short' and isn't listed on the menu. Why not? 'We still have it,' says Starbucks spokeswoman Lara Wyss, 'but we don't advertise it because of the size of the menu board, the physical constraints.' Yeah, sure. Disposable cup manufacturers have taken notice of the popularity/compulsory nature of larger cup sizes. The Sweetheart Cup Co. started manufacturing a successful 24-ounce hot-beverage cup about two years ago, and Kathy Deignan, the company's national vice president of marketing and account sales says 'The eight- and 10-ounce cups are pretty much gone.' Sweetheart also manufactures 7-Eleven's 44-ounce Super Big Gulp cups, and Deignan says the company is considering producing an 80-ounce cold drink cup - that's 5 pints, folks. Christ, how much do these companies think people need to drink, anyway?"
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Does anyone else here time themselves while urinating?
I started timing myself after a long movie where I drank a large pop (~30-40oz.), refilled and drank it, and then didn't go to the bathroom until two hours later. It was a very long piss.
I find my average to be 12-15 seconds. My longest was 43 seconds, again after a long movie with lots of cola involved.
This isn't a flame, troll, or whatever. I'm just amazed that my body can hold three times the amount it usually takes to make me urinate without my kidneys or bladder popping out my back.
If 12-15 seconds worth of urine is enough to fill my bladder and make me go to the bathroom, where does my body find room for 2-3 times that amount?
Are these 40oz. plus cups two- or three-pissers? Meaning you end up going to the bathroom a few times before you can actually finish the thing?
Just curious.
Re:Quick reply (Score:4, Informative)
As for where your body finds the room for it, that is also simple physics, when you drank the cola in the first place, you expanded your mass and volume, starting in the stomache and then moving on to the blood stream, and finally ending up in your bladder, and when you relieve it, your mass/volume is restored to where it was before, since the volume being talkeed about is under 2% you'd never notice such a miniscule change or variation unless you habitually measured your weight or diameter 10-20 times a day.
Also keep in mind that the flow rate of urine is affected by the gravitational and muscular forces on the urine inside the body, so the only accurate mesurement is to measure the actual volume of urine, and ignoring the time elapsed, since that is such a highly volitatle variable.
A slight disclaimer, I'm not an expert, but it's pretty clear that bladders follow basic physics the same as anything else.
Not just drinks... (Score:3, Informative)
Well, at least here in Canada... Don't know about the US franchise...
Re:Not just drinks... (Score:3, Insightful)
Maybe they could just put the diameter of the pizza or the number of ounces up there and skip the meaningless (ever-changing) names.
Yea, I'd like a 40 of Espresso.....
Re:Not just drinks... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Not just drinks... (Score:5, Funny)
To which I reply, "I'd like small, but you're not going to play along, are you?".
Blank stare, followed by "Medium, then, sir?"
"If that's the smallest you have, then yes."
Honestly, how stupid do you have to be to then ask me if I'd like to supersize that? Apparently, approximately as stupid as a significant proportion of American high-schoolers, who really make me want to say, "see, now, that's why you're wearing that silly hat".
Anyway, I digress. And, apart from that, I'm getting off the subject.
It's marketing, I'm sure, pure and simple. And the most depressing thing is it evidently works. Well it must, or they wouldn't keep doing it, now, would they? Yes, we really are stupid enough that we accept them calling the smallest size on the menu "medium", in blatant contradiction of all that is sensible and logical in the world, and buy drink sizes that ought to have a health warning from the surgeon general about over working your bladder and other sundry bits of internal plumbing.
Re:Not just drinks... (Score:5, Interesting)
So I go away to school. They have delivery, I have no car (stupid rule if ever there was one. Talk about encouraging alcoholism) so order a pizza. Well, dumb me knows that a large is too much, so order a medium. And what arrives, but a small.
Now Pizza Hut advertises "The Big New Yorker". A full 16" pizza.
Yeah. Like the ones you used to sell, before decided that a 14" pizza was a large. BTW, thank you ever so much for not dropping the price when you dropped the sizes.
No, you sir (madam, celestial body, whatever) are not alone in your observation. As a matter of fact, my parents have an official Pizza Hut large pizza pan from the early-mid 80's. One of my father's patients has a couple dozen. For whatever reason, he gave my father a pizza pan. Guess what? It was an old large. The new large pizzas don't fill the pan.
Re:Not just drinks... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Not just drinks... (Score:4, Funny)
And I think Pizza Hut should change their sizes to large, extra-large, and GALACTUS, DEVOURER OF WORLDS.
Re:Not just drinks... (Score:2)
On the register, we have Regular (small/McD's size), medium, large, and supersize.
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2 observations (Score:2, Interesting)
1. Can the human bladder even hold that much?
2. Christ, there's not that much blood in the human body! Even on a full bladder, is there even 80 ounces of fluid flowing through one's body?
Re:2 observations (Score:4, Informative)
hint: the human body has about 6 quarts of blood.
for a quick refresh on pints and quarts [athens.edu] hit that link.
hint: there are 2 pints in a quart.
so 5 pints is 2.5 quarts, which is less than half of the amount of blood in the human body.
Re:2 observations (Score:2)
That's HALF the amount of blood in your entire body!!!
That means you drink one of these, and your body is forced to first absorb all that liquid and massively dilute your blood, and at the same time try and excrete it quickly enough so that you don't, ummm, what?
So, at what point does drinking too much water/liquid cause serious immediate health problems?
I'm thinking it might be around the "drink half your blood volume in water" point.
water intoxication (Score:5, Informative)
A first hand report about hyponatremia (Score:5, Informative)
The following is a first hand account of someone who experienced hyponatremia, pretty scary.
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Hi everyone,
I'm writing this to "the big list", the PA Buzzards, Virginia Happy Trails
Running Club, the Montgomery County Road Running Club (in Maryland) and a
few others to say THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH for the Get Well Wishes, Cards,
Flowers, and overall concern and support. Wow! I have a lot of wonderful
friends!
I am writing to so many people for a few reasons - first, I have received
many inquires about how I am doing after the Vermont 100 miler. Also, many
people heard about what happened (which I'll explain below) but only got
parts of the story. So you'll get the story here - as best I know it, from
me, Michele Burr - the person who got a severe case of hyponatremia at
VT100. The people who do know about my getting hyponatremia have urged me
to post something so that people are aware of this very serious problem.
I must admit, I don't remember much because I had a seizure and went into a
coma but I have pieced together many things from people who saw me at the
end of the race and from talking with my husband, who thank God, was there
at the finish line and with me during my 5 day stay at two hospitals in
Vermont and then New Hampshire.
WHAT IS HYPONATREMIA? This is a condition in which there is a very low
concentration of sodium in your blood. It is also seen in conjunction with
WEIGHT GAIN (not weight loss) and most often occurs during endurance
exercise lasting more than 5 to 7 hours. (From:
http://www.halcyon.com/gasman/water.htm) More specifically, hyponatremia
develops as sodium and free water are lost and replaced by fluids, such as
plain tap water, half-normal saline, or dextrose in water. Basically, this
condition occurs when a person takes in too much water and not enough salt.
So you are probably wondering...was I taking Suceed! caps? Was I drinking
electrolyte fluids? Yes to both of these questions but obviously I was not
taking enough of either one of these things and yes, I was also eating
potato chips, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, fig newtons, and potatoes
-but again, it wasn't enough salt and I was taking in too much water. My
weight was up 5 pounds at the last weigh-in. To give you an understanding of
where my sodium level was compared to a normal person....most people have
about 140-145 mEq/L - this is some sort of measure of the amount of salt in
your blood. I had 113 mEq/L. This is extremely low. So, why is this a
problem? Because you need sodium in your blood for your brain to function.
WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS? The answer to this question is the scary part and why
this is such a medical emergency when it occurs.
****Many of the symptoms are NEUROLOGICAL in origin.**** Level of alertness
can range from agitation to a coma state. Variable degrees of cognitive
impairment (eg, difficulty with short-term recall; loss of orientation to
person, place, or time; frank confusion or depression). Other symptoms
include seizure activity and irrational behavior. In patients with acute
severe hyponatremia, signs of brainstem herniation, including coma; fixed,
unilateral, dilated pupil; decorticate or decerebrate posturing; and
respiratory arrest. Coma and seizures usually occur only with acute
reduction of the serum sodium concentration to less than 120 mEq/L.
(Remember my sodium level was at 113 mEq/L.)
I didn't recognize where I was or who my friends were or who my husband was
at the end of the race. I walked the last 5 to 10 miles which is very
unusual for me and people said I didn't know who they were and it appeared
as though I didn't even know I was in a race. Shortly after I crossed the
finish line on Saturday night I started to vomit uncontrollably then I had a
seizure then I went into a coma. I remained in a coma for 3 days. At some
point before I woke up out of the coma I began the "irrational behavior"
mentioned above. I pulled out all my IVs and ripped off my EKG patches and
tried to kick and hit the nursing and neurosurgeon staff. I was very
combative whenever someone tried to touch me and was eventually given
antipsychotic medication.
When I woke up I didn't know where I was, what
had happened, what month, or year it was. Upon being forced to give a guess
for the month I told the neurosurgeons, "I think it's Vermont" for the
month. I couldn't read and I couldn't add numbers. On Tuesday after the
race I started to feel much, much, better. I could read again and I had
watched a car commercial to figure out what year it was. I also got a lot
of the story about what happened from my husband. It was on this day (or
maybe Monday?) I learned I had been in another hospital earlier. Why was I
first in a small local hospital (Ascutney in Windsor, VT) and then
transferred by ambulance to Dartmouth-Hitchcock? That has to do with the
scariness about how to treat this medical emergency. It you don't do it
right, it will lead to further and permanent brain damage.
HOW IS HYPONATREMIA TREATED? From http://www.rice.edu/~jenky/heat.html: It
says that the condition is frequently mis-diagnosed as dehydration and that
the consumption of water makes matters worse because it dilutes the blood
sodium concentration even further than it already is.
From http://www.emedicine.com/EMERG/topic275.htm
"The principal causes of morbidity and death are when chronic hyponatremia
reaches levels of 110 mEq/L or less and cerebral pontine myelinolysis (an
unusual demyelination syndrome that occurs when HYPONATREMIA IS CORRECTED
TOO QUICKLY).
Much has been written about treatment of hyponatremia and the potential
adverse outcome of central pontine myelinolysis. This condition is
demyelination of the pons, which can lead to mutism, dysphasia, spastic
quadriparesis, pseudobulbar palsy, delirium, coma, and even death.
Raising the serum sodium concentration more than 25 mEq/L or to a normal or
above-normal level in the first 48 hours increases the likelihood of central
pontine myelinolysis.
The main controversy in the literature surrounds treatment of chronic
symptomatic hyponatremia because, as mentioned, central pontine myelinolysis
may result if the condition is corrected too rapidly. Therefore, although
treatment in these patients is similar to that just described, the rate of
correction should be slower (0.5 to 1 mEq/L per hour). Aggressive therapy
should be discontinued when the serum sodium concentration is raised 10% or
symptoms abate."
Upon being admitted at the first hospital in Vermont my soium level was 113
mEq/L but then quickly went to 116 and the next reading was at 126. The
hospital felt uncomfortable and kept telling my husband it was possible I'd
get "PONDS" - which is central pontine myelinolysis (permanent brain
damage). They also told him to think about long term care for me and that
"things could turn out a number of ways". They also asked him if I remained
in a vegetative state, would I want my organs donated and did I have a
living will prepared. At this point, an ambulance took me to New Hampshire
to Dartmouth-Hitchcock. Needless to say, I think I aged my husband about 10
years during these 5 days.
WHAT ARE THE LONG TERM EFFECTS? Well, so far I feel I am about 95% back to
where I was neurologically before the race. (Physically, I lost 10 pounds.)
I couldn't remember my password when I got to my office so I couldn't log
into my computer and I forgot a combination lock number I often used. I
also forgot a few people's names. I had a little bit of trouble typing and
signing my name but that seems to be gone now. The last clear things I
remember from the race are at the mile 18 aid station. I am also a bit
spacey (it's a bit difficult for me to concentrate) but I can drive. I am a
research scientist so it's important that I be able to generate and
interpret statistics. I haven't tried that yet but I'm optimistic. Here are
a few more links (in case you just can't get enough about hyponatremia):
http://www.spinalhealth.net/hypon
http://www.fred.net/ultrunr/hyponatr
Finally, the way to avoid this in the future (for me) is to drink less water
and eat more salt. I will also push for a blood test from my doctor before
I run another 100 (this was my 5th one) to make sure I am not starting out
at a deficit - which is what the doctors were suggesting at
Dartmouth-Hitchcock Hospital. They said that my low sodium diet, combined
with a high volume of running (sometimes as much as 100 miles/week) and
sweating in the heat and humidity here in the Washington DC area were the
problem combined with the low volume of electrolyte fluids (relative to the
amount of water I was taking in).
This was scary. I hope some people will be educated by reading this and for
the many people who emailed and asked me what happened, I hope this answered
their questions.
Thank you so very much again everyone for your concern. My friends,
co-workers, relatives, and the ultrarunning community have been great!
Michele Burr
Re:2 observations (Score:2)
Also, even if there's more water, there's no reduction in red blood cells. The blood can carry just as much oxygen. The difference in work that the heart has to do is probably much less than the extra effort it would make on a good walk. But that doesn't last long, since the kidneys are efficient.
You do have to worry about excess fluid eventually diluting electrolytes that nerve signals rely on. If you dilute them too much, the resistance goes up, and no more signals! Serious control problems.
Re:2 observations (Score:3, Informative)
A few points:
Except that (Score:2)
Re:Except that (Score:3, Funny)
True. I should have said Can the digestive tract, bloodstream, and bladder combined handle 80 ounces of liquid before your first trip to the bathroom.
When I was in college, we used to have contests to see who could drink the most beer before having to take a leak (the loser would have to throw an extra fiver into the pot while playing poker or some such punishment). The record was eight beers (96 ounces). That's 80 ounces with a tall-boy to spare.
the human bladder and other useless facts (Score:5, Informative)
some juicy bits:
The average Human bladder can hold 13 ounces of liquid
You loose enough dead skin cells in your lifetime to fill eight five pound flour bags
your skin weighs twice as much as your brain
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop--even you heart!
have fun. remember kids, use knowledge responsibly.
Re:the human bladder and other useless facts (Score:5, Funny)
A sneeze is nothing more than a spontaneous brain abortion.
Re:the human bladder and other useless facts (Score:2)
So the next question is : if you drink one of these 80 ounce monsters, how much of that do you actually piss away? Also, how long will it take for the body to process that? I'll let someone else go search Google for that info!
Re:the human bladder and other useless facts (Score:3, Funny)
"If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure"
Hey, i can make up facts about the body too!
Did you know that if you unwound your brain it would reach halfway from the earth to the moon?
Well except for the brain of the person who compiled that list, his would be lucky to make it around the block.
Not just Starbucks (Score:3, Funny)
The logic behind this move was because they felt people would think they were getting a bad deal just buying "small" fries (this was around the same time that McDonalds changed their format to "Medium, Large, and Supersize."
Imagine our customer's confusion when they would order a large fries, and have the order called back as "regular", and then see "regular" on their receipt. They were convinced we were ripping them off!
Then there's Barnie's... (Score:3, Funny)
...a coffee chain based out of Orlando. They're all around Florida, I think, although I don't know how far they go beyond that.
At any rate, their drink names for 12-ounce, 16-ounce and 20-ounce are "Petite," "Average" and "Obscene."
Now, that's good marketing. There's just something cool about going up to the counter and saying, with a straight face, "I'd like an obscene mocha, please."
Need? What about want? (Score:3, Insightful)
I thought need has no place in a free market. Arn't companies supposed to give you what you think you want, not need? Are people really surprised that people in a market want stuff thats bad for them in the same way that people want bad stuff for them? (Except in a free market, you're much more likely to have that want fulfilled if you have the cash?)
Re:Need? What about want? (Score:2)
Re:Need? What about want? OT (Score:2)
Dixie cups (Score:2)
Re:Dixie cups (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Dixie cups (Score:5, Insightful)
Funny, I just re-use dishes to keep the sink from over-flowing.
Um, what? (Score:2, Funny)
Um yeah, cups a getting bigger. Wow.
er...
1, Make big cups
2, ???
3, Profit!!
HA HA!!! (Score:2)
Earth and Justice to You, Fucko!
Supersize is in. (Score:4, Insightful)
Supersizing doesn't matter... (Score:5, Interesting)
Working for a major pop company, I can tell you right now that premix pop is downright cheap (premix is the syrup that's mixed with water and CO2 to get the pop that comes from the fountain). Since the pop companies don't have to worry about mixing it, packaging it, and labeling it in the bottling plant, they don't have to charge much for it.
Believe it or not, advertisements for "80oz. Fountain Drinks for $.99!!!" actually lure customers there. And they can do it because they don't lose money. So, when the fast food / convenience stores get cheap pop, they get more customers, they don't lose money, and the customer walks away happy.
The stores don't care about sugar levels or diabetes, and most customers don't understand that what they think is a "great deal" isn't doing much good for them, while it works great for the company.
Re:Supersizing doesn't matter... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Supersize is in. (Score:3, Informative)
Seems to me that that would make your head explode.
This is better than the opposite... (Score:2)
Of course, one could argue that the coffee shops are forcing people to buy more coffee than they want, but I think there is enough competition so that if people really wanted a small cup, they'd get it (even from Starbucks, which just doesn't advertise it).
Case in point (Score:3, Interesting)
More relevant to the article, 7-11 charges the same price to refill any fountain soda, so there's no cost benefit for showing restraint.
Poor Sweatheart Cup Co syadmin... (Score:5, Funny)
How much do we need to drink? (Score:2)
Economics of scale (Score:2)
So why not sell the 44oz for twice the cost of a 10oz? It is just more money in the pocket of the store.
Supersize Asses (Score:5, Funny)
There will be trickle down from larger pants to larger chairs to larger coffins.
Re:Supersize Asses (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Supersize Asses (Score:3, Funny)
Being a breast man, (Score:5, Funny)
5 Pint cup. (Score:2, Interesting)
Take for example, 7-11. I'm sure the bulk soda that 7-11 receives is cheap enough that they can sell as much for as cheap as they like. The idea is to move the product as quickly as possible. Is anybody really going to drink 5 pints of soda, probably not. Definitely not without having some kind of heart attack. However, they might drink three pints. Which makes 2 extra pints that 7-11 sold that it otherwise wouldn't have, because they sold it cheap. Same with coffee, french fries, whatever. The more you sell, the more you cash in.
8 oz a good beer size... (Score:2)
You drink it fast and it goes down like it's nothing. Smaller cups also mean that you are getting a re-fill more often and keeping your beer cold and fresh.
Now every now and then a good ol' 64 oz jug is nice but a handful of 8 oz'rs at a summer festival beats all the rest.
Is this just America? (Score:5, Interesting)
Can anyone from another country or who's traveled abroad comment on this trend? Is oversized drinks just an American thing?
Re:Is this just America? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is this just America? (Score:2)
He said we have nothing to compare sizes in our drinks, to what you have over in the States.. this was made even more obvious when a friend recently returned from visiting his brother in Missouri - he bought some plastic cups whilst he was over there that could pretty much hold an entire litre of drink - I have never seen anything like that over here. I guess Americans just drink (and pee) more.
Not trying to get insulting (its not intended to be) but the same seems to be true of food. The 'Orlando' guy said he went for a meal at a steak house on his holiday.. after he ordered some huge steak, the waitress gave him a plate and said he was welcome to eat some food from the buffet whilst he waited, as it was included in the price. Over here in the UK, that would normally mean some salad or pasta perhaps.. so he was pretty surprised to discover that the buffer in fact consisted of Steaks, Chicken and all that kind of stuff.. basically an entire meal in itself. Like I say, we don't really have anything like that over here.
Anyway.. enough talk of food
Re:Is this just America? (Score:2)
Aren't humans supposed to drink ~2 gallons of water per day? How many dixie cups does that take? I imagine your urine would be almost as dilute as that of a cat. (No, Americans are no better. The soft drinks we imbibe won't help set a reasonable osmotic balance in the system. That's why it should be water)
Re:Is this just America? (Score:5, Funny)
For example, in my one experience in a Munich beergarden, I found that Coke came only in small glasses.
Beer, on the other hand, could be ordered in a few sizes, including "large", "very large", and "2 litre, two-hands-required-to-lift the 20-pounds-of-glass-and beer" size.
That was a good size.
Re:Is this just America? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is this just America? (Score:3, Funny)
In all seriousness, I'd like to state that the people of Darwin, NT Australia drink more beer per capita than any other place in the entire world, including germany.
*sniff*
God I'm proud to be an aussie
Re:Is this just America? (Score:2)
Oh, and the beer is better, too.
Re:Is this just America? (Score:2)
Re:Is this just America? (Score:2)
I am living in Cambridge (uk, it's already quite bad here) now and I got used to supervise people in coffe shops when they are making my macchiato... It works, but you really need to stand behind them and poke them at the right moment...
Re:Is this just America? (Score:3, Insightful)
Go to Dairy Queen to see the inverse. (Score:2)
Go there now and order a large Strawberry malt ($6.98), wait with trembling hand while the paper hat-wearing teen comes back, and hands you a napkin lightly moistened with some pink milk. "There ya go!"
Bastards.
A welcome change for us NON-cofay drinkers (Score:2)
A couple of the places I worked at had CO2 charged soda fountains, AND THESE REALLY REALLY SMALL 8OZ CUPS! I found a solution to that problem by buying the 7-11 Xtreme gulp mugs (ahh 52 ounces of sugary insulated cold goodness)
Now reading this Coca-Coca 2 liter bottle, it says...
Serving Size 8 fl oz (240 ml)
I don't know about the rest of your soda drinking habits, but this 2 liter will be empty at the end of the day.
So frankly, i'm happy the cups around the water cooler are getting bigger. It means less trips back and forth to the soda fountain.
--toq
Excellent! (Score:3, Funny)
This is excellent. Finally I can have an entire night of drinking in one convenient container.
44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! (Score:3, Informative)
The best thing about it is that it even comes in a paper carton-like "cup" that very closely resembles a half gallon carton of milk, but with a hole in the top for a straw.
'Course, the second coolest thing is the fact that you get anywhere from 700 to 900 calories from one, depending on what soda you put in it (assuming that, like most teenageers, you are not a big fan of diet sodas). Mmmmm half my daily calories in carbonated liquid form....
Re:44 oz? Try the DoubleGulp! (Score:5, Funny)
Simple reason, really (Score:2)
*sigh*. Americans can be so stupid sometimes. And I am a born-and-raised American.
Games reporters play (Score:2)
Or, "Stories I Pull Out of My File Cabinet When I Don't Want to Work For a Week."
A Damn... (Score:2)
Coffee cups <0.5 LITRES capacity are undersized (Score:2)
My rant. (Score:5, Insightful)
Up until recently, when people got thirsty, they went to the kitchen and got a drink. They finished their drink in the kitchen and went about their business. People also drank at the table while eating. But now, people seem to be incapable of going ANYWHERE without a drink constantly in hand.
It doesn't seem to matter what the drink is or if they are even thirsty, just so long as they always have a drink. Regardless of whether it is a ridiculous 44oz Big Gulp or a 12oz bottle of water, they must have a drink in hand.
It appears to me that people have developed some form of security blanket complex where they are out of sorts unless they have a drink in their hand. You notice this with the constant sipping. They are obviously not thirsty but every couple of minutes they are compelled to sip a half ounce or so. They seem addicted to the act of drinking, rather like smokers are to the act of smoking.
What's up with that?
Re:My rant. (Score:4, Insightful)
I've been running that experiment for years. it just cracks me up.
Re:My rant. (Score:5, Funny)
At one typical "yay for us" session where the publisher/CEO was trying to drum up support for an initiative the editorial staff opposed, I was obliged to clap with the majority. It would have been inappropriate not to. I noticed that one of the editors was not clapping, and I asked him how he could get away with that.
"I don't want to spill my coffee," he said, pointing out several other editorial staff members who were not clapping and holding coffee cups. "Next time, bring a cup."
So the next time I grabbed an empty coffee cup on my way to the meeting and just stood there holding it when everyone clapped. It was a good lesson in civil disobedience. When I left the company over a year later, and my boss was giving a BS speech about how much I meant to the company, I brought a coffee cup.
For you big-gulp drinkers... (Score:2, Informative)
Now imagine one over two and half times the size... over 100 teaspoons of sugar.
Then wonder why so many Americans are obese... "but the bigger size is a better deal!"
hypodermic needle (Score:2)
in my day (Score:2)
then somewbody said "Hey, we can make a 24 oz drink, it costs us about 3 cents more, but we can charge an extra 50 cents!"
then everbody was doing it.
then it was super size drinks that you can refill all you want!
now I get angry if a resturant wants to charge me to refill my soda.
Obligatory relevant webcomic link (Score:2)
Someone was bored (Score:3, Funny)
The reason they don't put it on the menu board? It costs ten cents more for the 'small', but only has about 1 cent more cost involved. They 'lose money' (in the same way that pirates cause MPAA and RIAA companies to 'lose' money) by selling this size. That's why they push the barrel basket of popcorn at the movie theatre for 'only 25 cents more': because it only costs them 5 cents more, so they make an additional 20 cents.
"Do you want to supersize that?"
"No, moron. If I wanted to supersize it, I would have said 'Number 3, supersize', not 'Number 3, medium'" But I usually don't, as it is the owner/manager who will fire the drone if they forget to pimp supersize fries.
(BTW, call me in to testify against that fat bastard suing the fast food companies. Listen lard-ass, just order a medium! I'm fat, so fuck you, I'll call you lard ass if I want. I'm fat because *I* shovelled garbage down my gullet, not Mayor McCheese.)
Oh, and to those who say "the market will prevail": bullshit. McDonald's used to have an "All-American meal". Cheesburger (not 1/4 lb), fries (modern medium, traditional large), and a coke (modern medium, traditional large). It's exactly what I wanted. Doesn't exist anymore. Yes, the items are available separately, but have you ever ordered separate items at McDonald's? What a joke. Definately a roll of the dice as to whether those people get anything right. (I do this frequently. I'll get a medium two cheeseburger meal with an extra drink, sometimes extra fries for my wife and I to split. Then throw in a hamburger for junior.)
Blah. Gimme a gun, a knife, and an open fire. I'll get your supersized meal as soon as a buffalo comes walking by.
(Not even 30, and I'm becoming a 'bitter old man', ranting about 'the good old days')
Re:Someone was bored (Score:2)
In general its crap, but they are alleding the McDonalds, and others, are lying on there nutrietional(sp?) information. If that is true, then yes, they have a case and hese companies should be held liable for lying to a customer.
OTOH saying McDonalds forced you to eather is a bunch of crap.
wouldn't it be funny if they founf out they where adding addictive chemicals to the food? hehe.
Re:Someone was bored (Score:3, Funny)
(Not even 30, and I'm becoming a 'bitter old man', ranting about 'the good old days')
It's a good thing, too, because with that diet, you don't really have any time to lose.
64 oz... (Score:2)
Yeah, if there was an 80 oz, i would have drank it. Beats filling up that damn coolers.
Simple suggestions (Score:2)
This will also make "eating out" a special thing to look forward to, rather than something routine. Also, you can include other stuff like exercise and lighter eating on days when you eat out.
When you go to a grocery store, don't buy anything that you don't have to further process before eating. This will quickly eliminate junk food, the major cause of obesity in my opinion.
Just my $0.02, take it or leave it.
WHY? I have some theories (Score:2)
2) There are lots of diet programs...and soda keeps on selling...coincidence? The diet programs brainwash us into buying more soda so that we need to diet more! And this is just another step!
3) The new soda containers are actually developed for military use. They plan to drop them on enemy forces to cause a mild explosion, covering the enemy with a sticky substance, and leaving them exposed to attack while they take showers.
4) All part of training to make Americans bigger. Bigger food=bigger people, right? We'll be able to take over the world once all Americans are 11 feet tall, and everyone else averages 5'11".
5) The soda gods have decreed it. The will of the soda gods must be obeyed.
geek unfriendly story (Score:3, Interesting)
sure, the sugar spike of modern soft drinks is completely unnatural for a human body evolved to deal with the slow rise and fall of digesting complex carbohydrates, but so what? and no, i won't become a diabetic because i run every day too. calories in, calories out. and yes, as i admitted, it's a drug-like crutch, but in the larger scheme of things, i can forgive myself my dependence upon sugar to get me through the day. surely there are greater addictions and crimes out there we can all worry about, no? (yes, i am aware the micromanaging moralizers amongst us have something to say here, but we don't care, k?)
programming may not be as calorie-intensive a process as say, the iron man competition, but the brain still eats calories. and is there a single programmer out there who doesn't appreciate the idea of getting into a mental zone and getting their most productive efforts out of that zone? do most of us prop up that zone with comfort-producing stimuli? music, furniture, toys, lighting, etc... but sweets and stimulants top the list. just go visit thinkgeek [thinkgeek.com] if you don't believe me and see what kind of stuff they hawk over there. if you've ever drank coca cola while at the keyboard, you have to admit the bonus it produces. what greater comfort-producing aid can there be than something that gives the brain what it naturally craves?
keep the brain sutffed with oxygen and glucose and it will reward you with good code! don't let the guilt-mongers get at you, fellow programmers, enjoy your code red big gulp, and have one every day. (just make sure you exercise too... don't become another stupid fat american.
Re:geek unfriendly story (Score:3, Informative)
IANAD either, but my girlfriend is a surgical resident. I'm handing her the keyboard at this point.
You're wrong. Type I diabetes mellitus has a strong genetic link (80% concordance in twins), but type II diabetes appears to be completely linked to sugar intake. It's correlated to obesity too (75% of patients are obese at time of diagnosis), but that appears to be a secondary correlation. Because type II diabetes is a slow, progressive disease, it's usually not diagnosed until many years after onset. A diet high in sugar leads to both obesity (sometimes) and diabetes. That's where the correlation comes from.
The mechanism works like this. When your blood sugar level rises, the pancreas is stimulated to make and release insulin. The insulin signals cells in muscles, fat, and the liver to absorb sugar from the blood and transport it into the interior of the cell.
People with type I diabetes have an auto-immunity to pancreatic insulin-producing b-cells. In other words, your immune system seeks out and destroys the cells that produce insulin, so your body can't regulate its blood sugar level. Type I diabetics require total insulin replacement to live, but that's all. It's a relatively simple disease that way: take your shots, monitor your blood sugar, and you'll be fine.
The pathology of type II diabetes is more complex. It's often a combination of insufficient insulin production in the pancreas and a resistance at the cell to the activity of insulin. In other words, type II diabetics may not have enough insulin, or their body may not respond to insulin, or a combination of both.
When you eat, your body pancreas starts releasing insulin, which your muscle, fat, and liver cells absorb. If you eat A LOT of sugar, all at once, your body has to produce A LOT of insulin, all at once. If you eat a lot of sugar frequently, your body becomes "used" to it. It becomes less sensitive to high blood sugar, and starts producing less insulin. At the same time, your cells become "used" to having a lot of insulin around, so they stop absorbing it as much. When that happens, you can no longer regulate your blood sugar.
You can treat type II diabetics with insulin sometimes, but not always. If their cells aren't receptive to insulin, then giving them more won't help. In those cases, the patient is usually treated with metformin.
So taking good care of yourself in other ways won't necessarily keep you from developing type II diabetes. If your diet includes too much sugar, especially if you ingest it in a way that drives your blood sugar up dramatically, then you're at serious risk.
Do you suffer from excessive hunger or thirst? Do you get tired 2-4 hrs after you eat? Do you urinate frequently? Do you ever suffer from blurred vision? Your doctor can test your urine to see if you're peeing out glucose. If you don't eat for several hours and your urine still has glucose in it, that's an indication that you may have some degree of type II diabetes.
If you do develop type II diabetes, chances are you won't know about it for years and years, because it's so gradual. By then, moderate to serious neuropathy may have set in, as well as a degree of retinopathy. Circulation to your extremities will have been reduced. If you let it go for too long, you could end up losing your sight, or your legs. I did a BKA (below knee amputation) on a 67-year-old type II diabetic on Tuesday. He wasn't obese, either.
This really is a weight problem concern (Score:3, Insightful)
High level languages (Score:3, Funny)
Diabetes (Score:5, Interesting)
An 80 oz. cup of Coca-Cola with perhaps 25 oz. of ice has about 900 Calories. 900 Calories from sugar and no discernable nutrients.
Soft-drink companies who try to pass this stuff off as harmless are no better than the cigarette companies who lied about lung cancer.
Companies who sell 10% fruit juice (the rest being corn syrup and water) are just as bad, too. Worse, considering that ignorant mothers feed this stuff to children thinking it is healthy.
I hope that refined sugar-based soft drinks and fruit drinks will be reclassified as "candy" just so we can have some truth in advertising, and basic maternal psychology will then stop children from consuming such obscene amounts of them.
I'm just too damn tired of seeing beach ball shaped children most places I go, who will have a miserable time growing up and, later, a very hard time growing old.
Won't fit in the cup holder (Score:5, Funny)
Another Example Amoral Economics (Score:3)
This is just another example of economics being applied in an amoral fashion. For quite some time I've been lamenting the demise of the 12-oz can in convenience stores, which has been replaced with 20-oz plastic bottles. All too often I find myself falling prey to the "you've gotta finish it" mentality. No doubt this comes from being told as a kid to "clean your plate because people are starving overseas".
Of course, I could just pour out the extra soda or plan ahead by purchasing smaller units at the grocery store. However, if I were inclined to do that I wouldn't be at the convenience store to begin with. Planning ahead simply isn't... well... convenient.
So... what can we do with all that flat soda? I hate the idea of just dumping it, so here's my proposal: Flat soda collection centers.
It's not as crazy as you think. Since all non-diet sodas are essentially sugar-water with an acid pH, all we have to do is dump them in a vat, rebalance the pH, add yeast, and let them ferment. Then we can distill the product into ethanol and use it to power stuff.
Of course this will never work. Most people drink the whole 20-oz, or just dump the flat soda. If I were the tinfoil-hat type, I'd say there was a conspiracy to make America fat, but it's really just amoral economics.
The companies get a better margin on bigger bottles. They can afford to please the gluttons at the expense of the rest of us because the gluttons are their best customers. There are only 2 major soda companies. Any vendor that tries to carry the smaller sizes faces the same margins. They may also face pressure from the soda companies. Pepsico does a lot of its business because it owns restaurants. They should be forced to divest all their restaurant holdings, as this is very much against the public interst. Alternatively, their corporate charter could be revoked thus relieving them of both the benefits and obligations of being a corporation. Of course charter revokation is a futile proposal since the public service nature of corporations is all but dead and burried.
Both soda companies are guilty of using heavy-handed contracts on independant operators. All corporations (not just soda companies) should be barred from making deals that prevent customers from dealing in competing products. Such a law, were it in force, would solve much of the Microsoft problem too.
At any rate, the application of "economies of scale" to serving people drinks is just one of many examples of economics being applied without thought. These aren't refineries we're fueling here, THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS. They require something other than maximum volume at minimum cost.
Don't worry too much though. Misguided economics works in the other direction too. Free Trade wags are actually seriously proposing the elimination of subsidies and tarrifs on agricultural products worldwide. As everybody who took basic economics knows, agricultural subsidies help ensure greater than "market" output. Market output could lead to food shortages in drought years. Tarrifs encourage local production. Take away the tarrifs, and US agriculture might flee to a lower cost producer. Yes folks... all of this means that Americans, yes AMERICANS. May someday be taking grain from UN workers throwing it out the back of trucks. And the Blue Helmet guys probably won't offer you the option of "super sizing" that sack of wheat.
Re:Well... (Score:2, Insightful)
(2) Here in St. Louis, we had 6 weeks of temperatures in the 95 deg.F - 101 deg.F range with the typical St. Louis 90% humidity. None of your wimpy Phoenix "dry heat" here - 32 days straight of heat stress warnings with heat indexes in the 110 - 120 range. Take that ;-).
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Re:Well... (Score:2)
It does mean that soda is not ideal for replenishing fluids, since you'll lose some portion of what you consume, but you won't get dehydrated just by drinking too much coke.
Re:and we wonder americans are so ... big (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Customer demand (Score:3, Interesting)
Do you really know what you want? Ever heard the phrase "something I didn't know existed, but now can't live without?"
What about the old adage about the two shoe salesmen that go to Etheopia. The first calls back to the home office and says, "no one wears shoes here, there's no market," and packs up to go home. The second calls the home office and says, "no one wears shoes here, we can dominate the market, send all available supply."
The marketers make people want their products (yes, this includes you). Next time you're thinking of buying something on impulse, ask yourself why, and dig deep to find and answer. You may be surprised....
Re:Customer demand (Score:2, Funny)
I ran "venti" through Babelfish, and it means "for the corpulent American".
Re:Drinking is good for you. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Bloody hell! (Score:3, Insightful)
I definately agree, don't drink rancid coffee.