Christmas is Coming 190
Couple of Christmas bits to get ya in the spirit: We have a link to
Planet Christmas as well as the tech details and even
some danger. This thing
features 96,790 miniature Christmas lights, 7.2 miles of wire to connect everything, 110 strobe lights, the 8' inflatable snowmen, handled by 425 computer controlled circuits. A slightly
less ambitious project was submitted by apago. This project lets winamp
control christmas lights, complete with schematics for the serial interface
and source code for the plugin.
Don't look directly at it (Score:3, Funny)
Dancin Santa
I see he runs Windows... (Score:3, Funny)
Ligh on (Score:1)
And the City go black 5 min later...
Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:5, Funny)
I mean honestly, you all give each other gifts but I, the birthday boy, don't get so much as a card from you!
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:2, Funny)
>the very important individual whose birth is
>celebrated yearly on that one day of the year?
I pay respect to that person every day of the year.
I talk to him and wait for the day he says something back.
I figure it'll be sometime this year, since he turns one year old on the 25th...
Oh, you weren't talking about my nephew?
-l
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:4, Funny)
I am aware that there is another important birthday on December 25, and yes, I will be getting my grandfather a card.
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:1)
Stop spending. (Score:5, Insightful)
Stop spending, start sharing. Christmas shouldn't be about gifts and money, it should be about family and helping each other and being nice to each other.
-Steve
Re:Stop spending. (Score:5, Interesting)
It seems that some people spend so much time complaining about the commercial nature of the holidays that they too, like the people they complain about, miss out on the good parts of the season.
And certainly now, more than ever before, it would do the country some good to have some money put into it, yes?
Regards,
levine
Re:Stop spending. (Score:1)
If I want to give someone a gift, I give them a gift. I don't like feeling obligated to do so.
Re:Stop spending. (Score:2, Informative)
I totally agree with you, but consider a couple of things:
1) It's very hard for the average person to quantify "what's enough." People have a hard enough time deciding how much to spend on who. Imagine the stress involved when those same people feel like they have to do good deeds and the like to fulfill obligations.
Of course, you could argue that those obligations are figments spawned by an overall need to "return the favor", a spinning wheel happily propelled by the retail establishment and the advertising of all the parties involved.
2) Many retail businesses live and die by Christmas. If there were an overall attitude adjustment in our culture shifting away from purchasing gifts (turning 12/25 into a holiday more like, say, Thanksgiving or July 4), a whole lot of those businesses would have to close their doors... which leads me to wonder just how many stores and mail order outlets get year-long revenue of levels sufficient to maintain operations.
- Traig
Two points: (Score:5, Insightful)
2) I like getting presents.
So fuck off.
Re:Stop spending. (Score:3, Informative)
All I want for Christmas is a freakin' JOB!
Re:Stop spending. (Score:1)
All kidding aside.. I don't get your argument either
"Stop spending, start sharing. Christmas shouldn't be about gifts and money, it should be about family and helping each other and being nice to each other."
I think people I know and love buying me things is being nice - and likwise I feel I am being nice when I buy gifts. No doubt people give gifts under false pretenses, and most likely everyone has accepted a gift that they knew was given to them for a purpose (be it business, avoiding real contact, forgiveness, envy, blah)
The hushed overtone is "Spend money it is good for the economy" and the dissenters will yell "Don't spend for you are materialistic" - if the situation was one of great prosperity, the same dissenters would probably proclaim "Spend your money on others - What do you need it for"
Re:Stop spending. (Score:1)
Brazil is like 88% catholic, 98% Christian.
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:1)
The birthday boy (Santa Claus) is right there [planetchristmas.com], in *the helicopter*, you can't get much more respectful then that!
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:5, Funny)
The birth of baby santa claus
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:1)
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:2)
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:1)
Tatsujin
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:1)
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:1)
Re:Has everyone forgotten the Dec 25 Birthday? (Score:1)
Wow! (Score:1)
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:1)
Xmas code (Score:4, Funny)
better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus town
cat
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice > giftlist
santa claus town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}
Merry Xmas, everyone!
Fixed version (Score:5, Funny)
better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town
cat
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole >town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}
Re:Xmas code (Score:1)
Re:Xmas code (Score:1)
Obligatory Christmas Joke (Score:3, Redundant)
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31.
(ducks)
Re:Obligatory Christmas Joke (Score:1)
Can it be seen from space? (Score:1)
Can Santa be seen from space? (Score:2, Informative)
Here, work on that Russ! (Score:2)
Good God! (Score:1)
PlanetChristmas.com (Score:2)
Reminds me of X-Mas Vacation ... (Score:1)
In all honesty this is a bit of overkill ... and I would like to quote this site from http://words.mg2.org/ [mg2.org]
(It's since been over posted ... but I'll quote what I remember)
TRAGIC EPIDEMIC STRIKES NATION!:
It has come to our attention that there is a huge epedimic crossing the entire nation that strikes right after Thanksgiving and can last till almost Labor Day in some cases.
No know cure for this disease has been found yet, but researchers are working hard everyday to try and find a cure.
The name of this epidemic is "Turning your house into a mini godamned Las Vegas", and can be found everywhere.
I dunno ... I thought it was funny, but I also just got done stringing 4,000 bulbs for my family ... erm ... better go to the doctor I guess.
Last time I did anything for Christmas... (Score:1)
4 North Forever (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, my setup isn't THAT impressive... (Score:5, Interesting)
The Xmas lights are in the living room. Now I've got motivation to do something more impressive for next year.
-Restil
Re:Well, my setup isn't THAT impressive... (Score:1)
Same kind of setup. I can also do voice-recognition activation via telephone.
You can try it by calling:
1-800-303-9987
pin # 130061
Re: (Score:1)
Serious fire hazard (Score:1)
Re:Serious fire hazard (Score:1)
You've gotta have pretty crappy cable wiring if a couple strings of Christmas lights give your TV problems. What did they use for the installation, speaker cord?
8-channel Winamp light controller (Score:4, Interesting)
D00d, j00 r0ck!
I built an (analog) gadget like this in college, but this kicks vastly more ass.
When I saw the story I originally thought of stringing a room full of ultrabright LEDs or doing some case mods (hmm, all the holes in my case glow and pulsate in time to the beat, changing colors as lights mix), but as soon as I saw "triac", I immediately thought "xenon flash lamp", a.k.a. strobe light.
You've just given the hardware-geek contingent of Slashdot something to build over the holidays, and that's the kind of Christmas present that we've always wanted, and that our relatives never get for us ;-)
Don't need a triac (Score:2)
Just drive the 15 kv transformer with an open collector circuit and generate the frequency with software, unless one kick will do it (it might). Put a diode between the emitter and ground if you need some bias.
Slashdotted already? (Score:1)
bam! (Score:1)
Correction (PCP guy, volts and amps) (Score:3, Insightful)
From the "danger" article:
At that instant 16,600 volts shot through his body.
There is no way for 16,600 volts of electricity to shooth through anything, even copper wire. We are talking about amps at this point, i.e. the flow of electricity (coulombs/second) depending on the guy's resistance when he touched the other wire. Volts are a measure of "potential energy" not of current, which is what shot through this guy's body.
I wonder if PCP made him more conductive than the average person. After all, you can really say this guy was pretty wired...
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all!
E
Re:Correction (PCP guy, volts and amps) (Score:1)
Re:Correction (PCP guy, volts and amps) (Score:1)
Well, the 16,600 volts is really the *difference* in potential between the two points of his body in contact with the electrodes. Unlike kinetic energy, which is absolute, and dependent wholly on the velocity of the energetic body, potential energy is relative - to what I'm not too sure.
Of course, there is also the law of conservation of energy, and one often notices that a large potential differential when applied to a body of human origin tends to induce significant amounts of kinetic energy, often manifesting itself into vibrational energy.
Current in the end, is the rate of flow of charge, and charge as we all know, is measured in Coulombs, or electron Volts.
P
Re:Correction (PCP guy, volts and amps) (Score:2)
Potential energy is measured relative to some point which is designated as zero. For gravitational potential zero is likely the floor of whatever frictionless, airless room the physics problem in question is taking place in. For a system of two charged particles, zero potential is generally chosen to be when the two particles are infinitely distant. Of course, what zero is doesn't matter when you're dealing with potential differences.
I belive I got that right, but someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
Christmas music (Score:1)
Top 10 things I wanted for Christmas (Score:4, Funny)
1. triple caffeinated penguin mints
2. semis@slashdot.org
3. A Hemos action figurine
4. "Fear the Penguin" T-Shirt signed by bill.
5. one of them things from fufme.com
6. a new hotmail exploit on Bugtraq
7. my shell to say "Merry Christmas - jackass" when I logged in
8. "slashdot me, baby" boxers.
9. a
10. A Picachu voodoo doll
Re:Top 10 things I wanted for Christmas (Score:1)
Re:Top 10 things I wanted for Christmas (Score:2)
Winamp only? (Score:1)
Re:Winamp only? (Score:1)
Christmas isn't about presents (Score:1, Insightful)
P.S. The fourth state is "Now go do something nice for a total stranger, like volunteer at a soup kitchen, instead of thinking that your friends and family are the only ones that merit your help this year." Not a lot of people get to this one, unfortunately.
Lawsuit? (Score:1)
Awesome (Score:1)
A Christmas fit for Uncle Malda (Score:1)
Yeah, have sympathy for a company that can afford to shell out a few million dollars to the local congressmen (of course, they are not expecting anything in return), and can afford to hire PR reps who whine about turning off the lights so their employees can make chips in the dark.
Guys like you need your heads rattled to see if they make a hollow sound. Sheesh. Check your temperature and see if you're alive.
I bet you probably snitch on your co-workers if they are playing games or reading email jokes, just to boost that 0.0000013 % improvement in the economy.
Andy Grove himself would send you a personal generic christmas greeting card.
I bet you're a bundle of fun at Christmas.
This is nothing....follow link for a real display. (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:This is nothing....follow link for a real displ (Score:1)
Re:This is nothing....follow link for a real displ (Score:1)
X10 (Score:5, Funny)
Mirror the damn videos (Score:2)
Hrm.. winamp eh? (Score:2)
It worked and the overall brightness matched how loud I was playing the music.. heh.. hrm.. wonder if I was hurting anything...
Re:Hrm.. winamp eh? (Score:2, Funny)
Rather than connect my lights to my speaker, I connected a tubelight starter to a bunch of 230V bulbs, and kept the starter in front of my woofer.
The starter naturally causes strobing through thermostatic effect, but the speaker caused extra vibrations, which made the contacts touch, and separate with the beat. The result, lights to the music while the music was on, and plain old blinking while the music was off.
Just had to be careful that no one touched those bare 230V wires.
Oh, yeah, encased the whole thing my lego police station.
P
It's slashdotted! (Score:1)
Re:It's slashdotted! (Score:2)
For the morbid.. (Score:3, Informative)
I seem to recall seeing other pictures from this event at some point in the past, but they're turning up really hard to find.
Turns out the guy that did this ended up surviving.. crazy stuff. Wish there was more info on it cuz these sorts of things always facinate me. ;)
Inflatable Snowmen... (Score:1)
That must be for the real lonely people at christmas i presume?
No mention of the Winter Solstace? (Score:3, Funny)
The Winter Solstace was one of the most important days of the year for the Celts, Germans, Normans, and other European pagans. As a matter of fact, there is significant evidence that Christmas Day was placed where it is now in the calendar in order to supplant the pagan solstace festivals.
So, in honor of the Solstace, I'd like to propose a few changes!
Let's hang sausages from the trees this year instead of garland or glass balls, in remembrance of the ancient warriors who strung the entrails of animals and their enemies (if they were good in battle) all around the ice-covered forest.
Let's build some ripping big bonfires in order to warm the body and get the blood to boiling.
Let's see some virgins 'sacrificed' (nudge nudge, wink wink, if you know what I mean) live on the internet!
Let's also bring out all the old Solstace carols that time has forgot, like these old favorites:
-"Oh, Come all ye Pagans!"
-"Deck the halls with well-tanned Goatskins!"
-"It's beginning to look a lot like Samhain" (A little out of season, but still in the spirit)
And
"Let's all Dance Naked 'Round the Old Bonfire"
Any excuse for a party, right?
Re:No mention of the Winter Solstace? (Score:2)
Let's also bring out all the old Solstace carols
You mean like Give me that Old Time Religion [locksley.com]?
Re:No mention of the Winter Solstace? (Score:1)
website down (Score:1)
My eternal question about Slashdot... (Score:1)
Merry Christmas.
Worlds Tallest Christmas Tree (Score:1)
And here's link [lycos.com] more likely to survive the slashdot effect.
Xmas is now completely safe (Score:1)
Present for CowboyNeal (Score:1)
s/ambition/ambitious
Maybe someone should get CoyboyNeal a grammar checker for christmas.
On a note related to the article: Got these cool lights at Target for like $5, have 8 different modes and it's a huge strand of them. Check them out for cool lights.
--Yahiko
Re:Present for CowboyNeal (Score:1)
I should stop reading the polls, warping my mind.
--Yahiko
Merry Christmas (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot killed Christmas! (Score:1)
Re:Slashdot killed Christmas! (Score:1)
Aren't we... (Score:3, Funny)
Great.... (Score:1, Funny)
STILL /.'ed! (Score:1)
bah (Score:5, Funny)
Norad Santa (Score:1)
Other than Troll Tuesday, it's my favorite web-based holiday theme.
Obligatory christmas post (Score:1, Funny)
--
http://www.hawo.stw.uni-erlangen.de/~asheiduk/pgg
Re:gag (Score:1)
Re:Happy Hannakah (Score:3, Offtopic)
While the story of Hannukah itself is interesting, its long reaching affects are more so. After the revloution which pushed the Syrian-Greeks out of Israel, the Macabees assumed the leadership of the country, They were so bad at it, they invited, yes, invited, the Romans in. Once the Romans had a foothold, they assumed control of the country...which lead to the Diaspora (and Christmas...and Easter).
Re:Happy Hannakah (Score:1)
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Re:Happy Hannakah (Score:2)
Re:Happy Hannakah (Score:1)
Re:'Twas The Fag Before Christmas (Score:2)
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you meant "Frag". Or perhaps "Lag".
GTRacer
- Wants *real* IoA Superhero Island OST!
Re:Other things coming also... (Score:1)
Re:WOW (Score:1)