DOGE doesn't but the little Maggots in it have been seeded out to the agencies to spread their diseases further. I hope the next actual Administration goes through and weeds out the Maggots with which la Presidenta has infested the Fed. Gov. And sells off the tasteless gold-plated gewgaws with which el Bunko has festooned the White House, give the proceeds to the poor. And while it is cleaning house, it can tear down the dumpy flag poles he's installed and tear down the new "ballroom" and the new gaudy arch he's planning. They can dump it on Mar-a-Lago, "Here's your crap back, Miss Piggy!"

In the future, Terminator bots will track you down and demand payment to be funneled to el Bunko by threatening to make you sit next to Stinky during a very loooong cabinet meeting if you don't pay up.

Only in this regime. Prior administrations, forgetting about el Bunko I, had very intelligent Sec. of Ed.

It isn't, and the title was not clickbait. It merely indicated an antivirus system. Actually, it should have said a "virus monitoring system". CO2 is merely a convenient canary.

You do realize that masking is mainly to prevent you, a sainted prole, from spreading your germs, yes?

Jony Eye

Hey um, you mean like a furry HAL 9000?: "Pet my pod bay doors, Dave, it feels really nice, Dave!"

I'll bet 1k

If the server logged a decent amount of data, then this is potentially a useful ad hoc experiment.

Indeed. My thought was that CO2 levels could roughly correspond to the number of people in the specific room, offset by actual ventilation levels.

IE more CO2 = more risk because it means more people with inadequate ventilation.

Conference crud is really simple. Hacker or not. You bring in hundreds/thousands of people from around the country and world, exposing most of them to even more potential disease carriers on airplanes, trains, busses, and more, then disrupt people's sleep and disgestive tracts with unfamiliar locations, schedules and food and you have the perfect melting pot to get people sick.

What can be done to help prevent it? Mask wearing might help some, along with sanitary other stuff - improve the ventilation in such buildings, including good filters, UV lights and such helping to sterilize the air. At the same time, improve air quality otherwise, because harsh cleaning chemicals can also make people sick.

Yes. It will deliver the complete and unabridged Harvey Epstein files.

Alternate lede.

Will this AI give us the complete Epstein files?

Journalism is pretty much dead in this country.

Maybe remove tariffs and have more good paying jobs, then Americans will be excited about buying a new phone, new laptop, and new car.

TFS appears to be attempting to conflate the phone-buying habits of individual consumers with business hardware replacement cycles and productivity. It appears to be complete garbage.

I am left to assume this was shadow written by someone in the marketing department from some large tech company - e.g. Dell, Samsung, Apple, Google, Microsoft.

As an aside - it seems pretty wasteful (and pointless) to replace your smartphone even after 29 months, let alone every 22 months.