Heroic IT Dept Less Likely to Steal... Lunches? 491
An anonymous reader writes "According to an article in the Houston Chronicle concerning lunch theft, people from IT are least likely to steal lunches because they are a "hero department." The most likely? Accounting and Customer-Support... "
What kind of lunch? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Steal? (Score:2, Funny)
Unfortunately.... (Score:3, Funny)
What I really want to know is who the fucker is who deliberately pees all over the toilet seat and floor at work. I know people might hate their job and feel frustration, but is there any reason to take it out on everybody else?
Regards,
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*Art
Also... (Score:5, Funny)
Thank you, I'll be here for a bit.
Wait a minute... (Score:5, Funny)
That changes everything...
- RG>
please, less science, more fluff (Score:3, Funny)
Re:please, less science, more fluff (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Steal? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:muffins (Score:5, Funny)
I confess to using the cat food trick too... (Score:4, Funny)
Since then, my sandwich has been safe. Nobody ever owned up to the thefts or the note.
You had water?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Dye... (Score:4, Funny)
Haven't tried it yet, though.
Re:Unfortunately.... (Score:2, Funny)
(I'm serious, we have, sadly enough, witnesses.)
Re:You had water?!? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Steal my lunch (Score:1, Funny)
Unfortunately, there is a countermeasure to it. Someone else could attach another label to your snack: "WARNING: there are now TWO brownies with cianide."
Stealing? How DARE YOU? (Score:5, Funny)
The Mad ... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You had water?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I confess to using the cat food trick too... (Score:3, Funny)
The true motivator... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You had water?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Unfortunately.... (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, our law enforcement has gone totally insane to prosecute you for something like that.
Re:WTF? (Score:2, Funny)
You post to your
no.
How to fix stealing from the public fridge (Score:3, Funny)
Right... (Score:2, Funny)
I can't even trust you people to type in your password without forgetting to turn off capslock, and now I'm supposed to trust with you something like food prep?
I don't think so, Tim.
Re:Unfortunately.... (Score:3, Funny)
Unfortunately, I'm certain that if I made a special lunch sandwich with razorblades, and some bastard stole it and hurt himself, the police would come after me.
However, in my experience, an extremely over-salted sandwich together with an orange-juice carton full of dirty dishwater works extremely well.
Re:There is a better way... (Score:5, Funny)
Use both laxative and Jalapenos,
and replace the toilet paper in the bathroom with rabid gerbils.
Few things are as painful as wiping your burning anus with a rabid gerbil.
IT Departments may not steal lunches... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You had water?!? (Score:2, Funny)
i'm not breaking a fifty for a fucking bagel! (Score:5, Funny)
Heros????? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:There is a better way... (Score:3, Funny)
I'll take your word for it.
Re:What kind of lunch? (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks a lot!
Re:muffins (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mr Yuk the Lunch Guardian (Score:2, Funny)
Re:muffins (Score:2, Funny)