John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water 711
j79 writes "John Dvorak has written an opinion piece on why he believes Microsoft is dead in the water. He discusses Vista, Office 2007, MSN and MSN search, the Xbox 360, Pad-based computing, .Net, and Microsoft's obsession with Google. "
The future is now! (Score:5, Funny)
They have incorporated Web 2.1 Server side blink [blartwendo.com]!
If you think I'm joking, just look at the stock quotes on the page.
As for MS being dead in the water, I think they certainly have the sharks swimming around them, but I wouldn't call them dead just yet.
Remember, its not over until the fat penguin sings.
Eight! (Score:5, Funny)
Well, if Dvorak says it... (Score:1, Funny)
How About... (Score:3, Funny)
Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! (Score:5, Funny)
If Microsoft is dead in the water, what OS will Apple put on its next gen computers?
Dvorak's eight reasons to view my ads (Score:5, Funny)
2) flamebait!
3) hey, I might not be right but at least I'm fun to read...
4) M$ $uck3rz!!1!!
5) Hey, I own a Mac too!
6) Did I mention my employers advertisements? Could you buy something please?
7) I'm too old to find a real tech job. Thanks for the "work"!
8) Hey, Slashdot linked to me! Again and again and again! I must be doing something right!!!
1 sign why I will not read this article (Score:3, Funny)
Why do people listen to this clown? (Score:3, Funny)
-Rick
Re:Making sense for once (Score:2, Funny)
It's not MS, it's Dvorak (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! (Score:5, Funny)
oh, wait...
Re:I love this (Score:3, Funny)
No kidding! He is the Ann Coulter of the tech world, and just as manly.
Re:Dear God... (Score:5, Funny)
PLEASE make my dreams come true!!!
Okay, but where will we find a dead hooker, a llama, and 12 gallons of motor oil at this time of night?
Re:If Dvorak is right (Score:3, Funny)
[If Dvorak is right] ...and he almost never is.
"almost?" Did that slip in there on accident?
Re:How About... nine signs. (Score:3, Funny)
Nine signs - Netcraft confirmed it.
Re:I love this (Score:5, Funny)
I think the phrase is "going nowhere fast." (Score:2, Funny)
But this is a good approximation. :-)
Re:Doesn't matter. (Score:5, Funny)
IAD Says: (Score:4, Funny)
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Nice Try Dvorak!
Re:The future is now! (Score:5, Funny)
I would just like to point out that, cash or not, maintaining a cow at sea has got to be pretty difficult...
Re:Doesn't matter. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:ENOUGH OF THIS TROLL!!! (Score:2, Funny)
God, even one negative is too much for some people.
Re:I love this (Score:3, Funny)
What?
Re:Oh No! Apple is DOOMED! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I love this (Score:3, Funny)
Some people's standards are just too low. Why else would they be busy posting on here anyway...
What a coincidence! (Score:5, Funny)
Dvorak doesn't get it. . . (Score:3, Funny)
He just doesn't get it. He really doesn't. Google hired an engineer Microsoft did not want Google to hire. *throws chair* Steve Ballmer is going to fscking kill Google!!!111!!!
Re:The future is now! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I love this (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The future is now! (Score:3, Funny)
c--------1---------2--------3--------4---------5-
PROGRAM
PRINT 100, 'Just as long as you stay in 80 columns per line '
1
PRINT 100, 'DIGITAL VAX FOREVER!'
100 FORMAT(A)
END
Re:What a coincidence! (Score:4, Funny)
Sign #1 - The Slashdot tags for his stories read: "dvorak, moron, troll, microsoft, idiot".
Honestly...why do the editors keep posting his garbage? Humor value?
Re:I think the phrase is "going nowhere fast." (Score:2, Funny)
They need their subsidiary, Kellogg-Brown-Root, to attack Dvorak!
[No child left a dime....no billionaire left behind.]
Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag (Score:3, Funny)
are you using something that's "10 years behind" like OpenOffice
Certainly not 10 years behind... My kids have been using OpenOffice for all their schoolwork for the past two school years and I'm yet to see a BSOD.
There's a lot to be said for being cheap, reliable, portable and standards based.
Re:Dvorak is a Goofball Gasbag (Score:3, Funny)
People who talk about BSODs are not welcome at Slashdot anymore. Because, you know, it shows that you pretty much suck at being a computer nerd.
Re:The future is now - and have they evolved? (Score:2, Funny)
Every time I see their dinosaur commercials telling
me how Microsoft Office has evolved, I can hear
a voice saying:
"This just means it was not Intelligently Designed"...
Re:What a coincidence! (Score:5, Funny)
"Honestly...why do the editors keep posting his garbage? Humor value?"
Isn't it obvious? So that we can argue about it and they can be amused by all of us arguing about it.