Leaked Memo Says Microsoft Raised $86 million for SCO 1279
badzilla and numerous others wrote in with this: "Eric S. Raymond's Open Source site has a new Halloween memo. The Halloween X memo, which ESR says he received by email from an anonymous whistleblower inside SCO, appears to confirm Microsoft's alleged funding of SCO's anti-Linux initiative. And the actual dollar amounts are much larger than previously rumored!" The consultant is discussing his fee for bringing in this business, in the first few lines of the email.
Time to short sell ! (Score:2, Funny)
The best part of waking up.... (Score:1, Funny)
I am a gud speller (Score:5, Funny)
Can't... type... reply... (Score:5, Funny)
Antitrust . . . Reloaded? (Score:2, Funny)
Accounting error (Score:5, Funny)
The person responsible has been promoted to strategy and vision director.
Newsflash! (Score:2, Funny)
BREAKING NEWS!
Republicans raise money for George W. Bush!
EXCLUSIVE!!
Christians give lots of money to their church!
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
People who have an interest in helping you give you money!!!! OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF!11!!11!!1
Typos (Score:4, Funny)
Stop Using SCO as a weapon.... (Score:1, Funny)
Now I have that Pat Benetar song in my head all day. Thanks a lot. "Stop using SCO as a weapon. Stop using...."
Re:Antitrust . . . Reloaded? (Score:1, Funny)
That depends on the [s]election in November.
But hey... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Can't... type... reply... (Score:2, Funny)
Jeeez! (Score:2, Funny)
Damn - I just remembered - I *AM* having a bad day. Back to being corporate whipping boy again
The Wizard of SCOz (Score:4, Funny)
Linus Torvalds: Show me the disputed code!
McBride: You must pay me $699 if you want to see the code!
Torvalds: Yeah, right. Wait a second....
*He spots Bill Gates off to the side behind a curtain, controlling the giant flaming head of McBride*
Torvalds: Isn't that... I knew it!
McBride: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!!
Torvalds: The game's up, Billy Boy!
Who does this? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This could have been big! (Score:3, Funny)
Talk about an alibi for loosing an email. They use M$ for the mail server.
So Bill Gates is the Mole? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Paging the DoJ... (Score:4, Funny)
Great idea! I can't wait until the The Smoking Gun [thesmokinggun.com] gets a hold of Darl's mugshots. They did such a great job with the Enron [thesmokinggun.com] guy...
Re:Not an open source (Score:3, Funny)
Re:An order of magnitude? (Score:5, Funny)
It's an order of magnitude since humanity's natural number base is octal.
No, it's not 10. Look at your hand -- the thumb is there for carry-bits when adding.
(Old PDP10 joke from before my time.)
Re:This is a forgery. (Score:3, Funny)
*PHWOOOOMPFH*
Re:Wow (Score:1, Funny)
Go long on SCOX if you are not stupid.
Gos, hao deciferable - more plaugerists? (Score:2, Funny)
Lons? WTF, considering what a bitch they are to payback usually I fig-red just about everyone new how to spell the freakin' word.
If you think I am being a Spealot (spelling+zealot) then RTFA. It was horrible.
Right up there with the CEO ov EV1[L] hosting.
Course, this time round we don't know if anyone just made this up or not... but it seems like par for the course.
I think the general public might actually be tiring of SCO - my Grandfather (who does not even own a computer) said they remind him of his neighbors "yip" dog.
Yip yip yip all day long, bites you hard if you get too close but its basically just f******g anoying and you avoid it most of the time.
Gramps is usually talking about poisoning it...
Anyway, the whole point of this article "86 million!!!" is not surprising.
In fact... I think I might start a company with the sole intent of bashing on Windows opponents in the media....good revenue stream...
Ahh, but maybe that would be plaugerism.
Re:This is a forgery. (Score:5, Funny)
Yeess, Darl. When you wave your hands like that I realize these are not the droids I'm looking for.
Re:I am a gud speller (Score:2, Funny)
MAKE MONEY FAST (Score:3, Funny)
1) Make an unjustified attack on Linux
2) Make an unjustified attack on Iraq
--Stephen
Re:The Wizard of SCOz (Score:5, Funny)
Linus: Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken, there's no place like /home!
Microsoft will drop them (Score:4, Funny)
They know no shame (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They can afford training on it, then. (Score:3, Funny)
I want that on a teeshirt... (Score:1, Funny)
- Sue Your Customers
- Shill for Microsoft
- Kite Your Stock
- Pray You Stay Out of Jail
Re:Microsoft is clearly feeling the Linux heat (Score:2, Funny)
Didn't someone post this before? Like 2 years ago?
Re:This is a forgery. (Score:3, Funny)
Scooped Groklaw! (Score:2, Funny)
Coming this summer !!! (Score:5, Funny)
Bruce Willis as 'Eric S. Raymond' in ...
"Legal Weapon IV"
rated NC17 for strong language and gore.
Re:Paging the DoJ... (Score:5, Funny)
He's for them. And against them. Oh, and he served in Vietnam.
If life were fair (Score:5, Funny)
"I used to think that life was unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse, if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." (Marcus on B5)
So, go Microsoft! Your unethical practises are making me feel warm inside.
Re:The document is a troll? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Too good to be true (Score:4, Funny)
I smell a setup.
I was thinking the same thing. They admit way too much in that mail
Imagine the FBI finding this in 1963:
Re:This is a forgery. (Score:3, Funny)
WHA?!? You think you're some kind of Jedi???
Search Results on MSN (Score:5, Funny)
Re:He's as good as fired. (Score:2, Funny)
All this time I thought it was "Clancy" - they've been tracking me - wheres my hat!
$86mill (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
From a business standpoint the Mafia makes sense.
Making the World Safe for Democracy (Score:5, Funny)
Remember, we are talking about a man who is sexually intimidated [bbc.co.uk] by cement. He's probably been busy with the thousands of other statues that need clothing.
Re:Why not buy SCO then? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:1, Funny)
Good job.
Re:Coming this summer !!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I wouldn't fire him... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Fake! (Score:2, Funny)
Especially if it were all in Greek font...
Motley Fool's take on this is brilliant... (Score:3, Funny)
SCOX has been shedding a lot lately too - $6 since January.
Re:Wow (Score:1, Funny)
There ! There ! I spotted one ! Quick, quick, bring up the tar and the feathers !
Shocking (Score:3, Funny)
When did they get so lazy they had to hire out?
All their bases?? (Score:3, Funny)
SCO, Microsoft to Linux users: "All your base are belong to us!"
Come on, somebody had to say it.
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
MBA's aren't evil.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:2, Funny)
Great...what a wonderfull place to be huh? A bit ironic isn't it? Being here on slashdot, if you're not part of the geek culture exclusively you get ostracized, at least lately it seems that way to me.
Dude... I know your pain. I *hate* anime (what's with the stupid monolithic teeth?), I haven't seen LOTR because it's all about hobbits and wizards and crap, and I've rebuilt the big-block V8 in my 27 year old pickup truck.
This is just payback for all the beatings most computer geeks took on the playground.
Be strong, my friend. :)
Re:All their bases?? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Heh. (Score:3, Funny)
If someone wanted to give me $86 million dollars, i'd sue my freaking grandmother if I had to.
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:2, Funny)
That should be "anything else then Windows." Remember where you're posting.
Re:Wow (Score:2, Funny)
You could always sell
some of those excess
carriage returns
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
"I don't do shipping, I have an MBA..."
Re:Any more blanket generalities? (Score:4, Funny)
You mean like lawyers, politicians, salespeople, telemarketers, and spammers?
Re:Also Remember (Score:2, Funny)
After Windows source code compromised, Microsoft sued for copyright violation.
Windows now illegal to use. Switch to Linux the free, more secure, faster... Huh!!! WTF!!! Why are we using Windows to begin with?
Re:The bigger question is... (Score:3, Funny)
You mean someone may have posted something to the internet that wasn't true?! Say it isn't so! (it's been a day from hell in tech support. Sorry for the sarcasm.)
Fah-nix? (Score:2, Funny)
Yosemite Eric (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Mmmm.... Curry....
Email Mike - tell him what you think... (Score:4, Funny)
My mail to him:
Well, Mike -
I bet you feel like a total prat, having your sloppy spelling and indiscreet observations splashed all over the Web all of a sudden.
I sure hope that the impression given by your email won't adversely impact on your obviously worthwhile IP harvesting activities - hell, if I had an idea and needed finance, I'd come beating down your door asking for the help of such a painstakingly accurate and diligent person as yourself.
Don't let Blake Stowell's dismissal of your memo put you off - your obvious merits will shine through, despite the impression given by your memo.
Keep a good head, and always carry a lightbulb,
Brian.
99% of the MBAs... (Score:3, Funny)
Misunderstanding (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)