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Fake Light Sabers Making Real Cash
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michael
on Sun Jun 16, 2002 11:29 AM
from the enlarge-your-schwartz-now dept.
from the enlarge-your-schwartz-now dept.
jdedman4 writes "The fanfare over Episode II brings with it absurdist prequel theories as well as this article from the Houston Chronicle detailing one fan-enterpreneur's success. In eight years, Forney, Texas resident Jeff Parks has made himself a millionaire by making customized light sabers for collectors. "My goal is to be the best light saber designer in the world," quips Parks."
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How is he surviving? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:How is he surviving? (Score:5, Insightful)
I imagine as long as he does not use any LucasFilm trademarks he is ok. My guess is that Lucas never bothered to trademark the lightsaber. Even if they did, on his web site Parks never refers to Star Wars, or the word "Light Saber" - it's just a "Parks Saber".
I would also guess that this product is high end and niche enough that it does not directly compete with any officially licensed products. So it's unlike that LucasFilm would try to pursue the issue legally.
-josh
duh.. (Score:5, Funny)
"This isn't the company you're looking to sue"
"move along lucas"
British lightsabers (Score:4, Interesting)
Geocities... (Score:1)
feh (Score:2, Funny)
Re:feh (Score:5, Funny)
The replicas' silent operation gives you the opportunity to make the appropriate sounds yourself [murderhorn.com].
Shooting High (Score:4, Funny)
NEWS FLASH! (Score:5, Funny)
as opposed to the more common method (Score:4, Funny)
Strong in the Force... (Score:2, Funny)
I know this one guy.... (Score:2)
As far as I know he doesn't go out looking to sell them but when he had a few and he was showing them off someone went up to him and bought one anyway..
Tim
How to recognize fellow slashdotters... (Score:1)
absurdist prequel theories (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot effect (Score:5, Funny)
I felt a disturbance in the force as if all of parksabers.com's 56 kilobits of uplink all screamed at once and then died out.
indestructible (Score:3, Interesting)
I would even the steep price tag more or less justifiable, considering the impress-your-friends factor. People spend more on PDAs. But... well, what good is a replica light saber if you can't saber duel with yer buddies? The specs mention that the plasma lamp is encased in a virtually indestructible polycarbonate (actually, it reads "polycarbonite," which is either a typo or a clever pun) housing.
Well, polycarbonate is the same stuff they use to make high quality scratch resistant "virtually indestructible" eyeglass lenses. Quite a few of which I have personally destructed. So, I wonder how well the "blades" stand up to thwackin'.
-ks
Malestrom, Apt Naming in Action. (Score:5, Funny)
Well, at least they acknowledge where in their customers' psyches the deep-rooted need to own one of these things stems by naming one of their top models Malestrom [parksabers.com] as opposed to Maelstrom. I wonder if any of their customers notice this subtle dig?
More worringly, I wonder what a Femalestrom would look like?
Re:Malestrom, Apt Naming in Action. (Score:5, Funny)
Probably just like a malestrom, but without the blade.
Re:Malestrom, Apt Naming in Action. (Score:4, Funny)
It's the one that needs batteries.
Curses! Foiled again! (Score:2, Funny)
...now to take over the world by selling fast food, containing a minute dose of alkaloid...completely harmless, but absolutely addictive!
*Sigh* So much evil, so little time
How did he do that?! (Score:4, Funny)
So how did this guy find all the rare goodies to make all these things to become a millionaire off of them? He must have been awfully rich to begin with.
Need a job? (Score:1)
For those who weren't sure... (Score:5, Funny)
Huh?
weapons used by Jedi knights in the Star
Wars films.
Ohhhh...
Also, on Parks' website, you can get a utility belt [parksabers.com]! I thought it was funny that it lists it as The DefianceTM Belt, Adjustable to fit sizes 32-40. I think he's grossly underestimated his clientelle...
Re:For those who weren't sure... (Score:5, Funny)
I do not have a receipt -- I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average Trekker has no use for a medium-sized belt.
</comicbookguy>
And now he'll be even richer.. (Score:3, Interesting)
And now his sales will tipple. Anyone else remember what happened after thinkgeek.com was slashdotted? I wonder when we'll have the parksabers.com [parksabers.com] box as an option. What will the icon be when he comes out with a new model???
Jedi are nothing compared to the power of the /. (Score:3, Funny)
Faster then a speeding DoS Attack
Able to quelch tall servers with a single post
Its a bird its a plane no its
fast cash? (Score:4, Insightful)
UserFriendly (Score:2, Interesting)
Previous discussions... (Score:1)
They're nice but... (Score:2)
I have one of these (Score:1)
I'm sometimes shy to admit it, but I bought one of these things waaaaay back when he first started making them, and he only had 4 designs to offer. That was back before they were battery-powered. I bought one of them for my brother for his 28th birthday, and later I decided I couldn't stand not having one, and bought the Defiant light saber (the cheapest they had .. in case I didn't think it was cool after I bought it.)
I still think it's way cool, even though the Ep1 and Ep2 movies weren't all that great. At least I have my own light saber! :)
master replica (Score:2, Informative)
Making REAL light sabers (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Making REAL light sabers (Score:4, Interesting)
Another possible hack would be a focused laser. This seems more like what the lucas lightsaber does; remember it's based on a laser and has some kind of crystal which is (ostensibly) pumped by a normal laser. There's also a beam splitter. It is possible that you could aim and tune several lasers in such a way that they would seem to terminate at a fixed point.
As for the "point" a poster makes about not being able to see a laser unless there is dust in the air; This is not true. High-powered enough lasers actually cause reactions in the gas molecules which comprise air to throw off visible light, and god knows what else. Thus an EXTREMELY high-powered laser could quite conceivably be visible.
The plasma-type sabers are most common in Anime; They actually curve when swung fast enough, and seem to sputter and elongate, indicating that the bottle has an open end, but the plasma normally expires as it reaches the end of the bottle. Swinging it quickly causes the plasma to be slung from the bottle, but ostensibly at the cost of concentration.
Now, aren't you sorry you asked?
Incidentally, the reason we don't have them now is primarily because of a lack of power sources which are dense enough. You can't get enough power for that kind of reaction into any battery a human can carry. You might be able to pull something off with chemical lasers, which are probably responsible for the death of the gyrojet project; As many of you know the gyrojet pistol was invented some time ago at JPL, and produced a working weapon, but it's really no good except as a low-recoil weapon for space use. Lasers are great in space because of the lack of air to absorb the energy, and chemical lasers can put out pretty intense amounts of energy. That's just my paranoid guess, though.
A millionaire? (Score:2, Redundant)
He's doing well, making an average of about $125,000 a year for the past 8 years. But unless he's able to live without spending a dime, paying any taxes, or able to live on much less and do very well in the stock market while it crashed, then he's no millionaire.
Jeff Parks, Jedi Knight? (Score:1)
One of the trials for becoming a Jedi is to build your own lightsabre. As Mr. Parks has demonstrated, he has already done this, so that challenge is completed.
And doing so without paying royalties to Lucasfilm could be considered defeating a great evil...
Touch-sensitive buttons (Score:4, Funny)
Minichino, who bought his Arc-Wave in 1999, also likes the touch-sensitive button that turns on the light panel and blade.
Yeah, they are the best type.
(You see? It's funny!)
Michael
Get a server (Score:2, Funny)
This has to be our fault. (Score:1)
Better stuff from Master Replicas (Score:1, Informative)
google cache (Score:1)
here [216.239.51.100]
American civil war? (Score:1)
Try the Roman Republic. This was a reference to when Julius Cesaer refused to give up the powers of dictator to the Roman senate.
Not necessarily a millionaire (Score:2, Insightful)
Can't people read?
I Own One. (Score:5, Informative)
The item I have is based on Luke's first/the Graflex design. It serves its purpose well enough for the costume during the occasional con or costume party. If you want a "lightsaber" of your own, Jeff does a good job.
Lucasfilm generally does not chase down anyone who avoids the use of trademarked names and likenesses or is otherwise obviously capitalizing on his vast empire. Otherwise, people who make costume templates and accessories, especially the stormtrooper stuff and droid parts, would be sued immediately.
May the force be with his server... (Score:2, Funny)
Uber Nerd (Score:1)
How to add your own (virtual) light saber (Score:2, Interesting)
Here [ligwww.epfl.ch] is information about the project and this [ligwww.epfl.ch] is an image of the laser sabre in action.
Here [ligwww.epfl.ch] is a movie (37Mb) showing it in action.
Now, all you have to do is to buy the handle from parksabers.com to get the real feeling
Still waiting for this one (Score:2)
"Glowing electro-luminescent blade and authentic sound effects pulled directly from the movie" sounds very interesting and would be a good addition to my Lightsaber key chain.
Parks is not the only one... (Score:1)
I'd be interested to know how they compare in quality of construction, durability, brightness, etc...
Next slashdot poll... (Score:1)
Arcwave
Defiance
Echelon
Fury
Malestrom
Ro
Graflex and Light Sabres (Score:2, Interesting)
Lucas used a Graflex flashgun to make the light sabre prop, and as a result photographers and camera collectors have seen prices rise absurdly, now to hundreds of dollars for old flashbulb equipment that used to be available for $5-$15.
And furthermore, some of the folks who buy them are belligerent and abusive. I guess if they think you can become a millionaire, I understand now.
I'm surprised nobody has yet mentioned .... (Score:3, Funny)
Humming (Score:1)
Laser Swords (Score:1)
Did they try to avoid violating any trademarks?
Safety saber (Score:1)
Luke: What's that red thing on the end?
Ben: Uh...that's so you don't poke someone's eye out...This is the weapon of a Jedi Kni-
Luke: What about the blade - does it retract? Huh? Does it?
Ben: Uh...NO you have to remove it when not in battle. Uh...where was I..oh yeah, THIS is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or-
Luke: And what about a sort of cool swirling noise? Does it have one of those?
I'll buy one when... (Score:2)
And it would be even better if it made the lightsaber noise when in use rather than the usual scredriver sound.
ATTN all nerds: (Score:1)
Re:Unless I can kill people with it... -- You Can! (Score:1)
Re:More impressive than the sabers (Score:1)
Re:Why? (Score:1)
btw - here come the flames... (pulls on fire resistant gear)
Re:Why? (Score:1, Troll)
Re:why does it glow? (Score:1)