I have a twisted sense of humor, and I like to play games with conspiracy theories. It is mostly a joke to me but I don't discount the possibilities entirely. Just remember not to take me too seriously.
Give a hoot, take my polls! [slashdot.org]
Listen to my Music.... or Else! [www.last.fm]
I am not a Jelly Donut, I am a free man!
Don't blame me, I voted for The Anti-Christ [misterpoll.com]
Suicide should be an option in any poll asking about John McCain and Hillary Clinton. [misterpoll.com]
"Why, if only evildoers have anything to fear from government, did the Founding Fathers bother to write the Constitution?"
--Paul Craig Roberts
"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!"