Another brilliant idea! For those who have never seen a triage tag: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Deconference-2002-triage-tag.jpg
The four color-coded groups at the bottom determine how long you can wait for treatment.
So think about doing this online:
Triage: Sir, are you breathing?
Patient: No, I am not.
Triage: Sir, do you have a pulse?
Patient: No, I do not.
Triage: Please print out the tag, select "Morgue," and tie it to your wrist. A hearse will be by to pick you up shortly.
Patient: Zombie gets ride in car . . . with braaainns!
Unless Nietzsche was right, yes.
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