Whats a point of a screen when you've got a dead battery? If you skip the screen, the battery will llast and you'll look healthy. Its a hipster gadget, not a yoga class.

Who is Al ?

The guy in the Paul Simon song?

I'm certain that the courts agree he must find a way to pay billions of dollars of damages to our pain and suffering.

Said the frog to the scorpion "cough up the green!"

....Unless we can be bought off with crypto fascist free speech corporate oligarchies. If Democracy and Communism both lose and make everyone pay, then the leadership is the problem. When our enemy is the best solution then winning is suicidal. Suicide is still homocide, it really doesn't matter who you murder as long as you win, even if it kills you. Like a marriage. Then you win after you suffer to death. But at least you win, and you were already born right. You just had to prove it to the losers, who are dead. Ironically, thats when you get the 72 virgins, a pension, healthcare and free swag. But no taxes ..or elections... A place where democracy and communism are gone. No Voting, No Work, Death is the only escape. Do unto others, you're already screwed. The irony runs deep since everyone here already escaped. Now, we are the native savage welcoming committee. Humanity, what a concept: Civilization is for losers. War and Markets prove it with human casualties. Life was so simple before scarcity.

Same as it ever was. Soylent Green is people. Now in extra crispy

The government blacklisted its citizens for years without a ruling from the courts, but a maligned corporation gets swift response. Somehow this does no strike me as the justice "We the People" would proritize over human rights

Furthermore, disks also "spin".

Human Services without the humans will cost us all one way or another. Whats good for the bottom line is usually costly to individual families everywhere. Eventually we adapt to the change, but its gonna take time to replace every solid job we elimininate. Instead of expanding military, police and prisons lets pay for schools, hospitals, and day care. Lets pay for carrots instead of sticks.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Where's that chainsaw now, Lord Boo-foo?

It turns out you have no peers amongst Oakland citizens who actually show up for jury duty and have taxable income..

Seems to me you have quite enough money, even if you are superior to life on Earth,

Morally bankrupt, imperious, and callous are totally free.

Welcome to the human race.

Go ahead.....just take a bite of the Apple.

Dear John:

I'm leaving you. No more nookie. My lawyers will be in touch. I get the tractors and the farm. You pay the price.

Its not me, its you.

DOH,

Jane Doe

If you'd rather discuss pregnant men on Slashdot, then I prefer fucking morons over trolls.

We've seen and heard this all before at Microsoft. The ebb and flow of industrial monopolists who fail to deliver on their market dominance because their customers and their employees are just NOT HAPPY. This is how it goes with big corporate entities who reign absolute control over their marketing campaigns, but not over reality. So go ahead Microsoft, say whatever you want about the epic failure of how you monetize your operating system and developers. Just remember, some of us have heard this all before, and we know how you really operate. Whatever floats your boat, but we know where this all leads....

The one from Wife-sylvania.