"Rent boy" is an old expression, though one not usually associated with real estate investment advice,

Wait, what?

They miss the simple, social message free films of old like Citizen Kane, The Great Dictator, Mr Deeds Goes To Town, 12 Angry Men. . .

William Shatner has equivalent scientific credentials to Katy Perry, yet he receives no criticism for taking the same ride.

Sure, Shatner is a better vocalist, but that’s hardly the point if you’re talking about qualifications.

Chronic fatigue syndrome from the vaccine cancelled out my ADHD, now I’m neurotypical.

Cockroaches are free.

And as a bonus, farming them saves you money on insecticide.

Make America Gobble Arthropods!!

The same could be said of a lot of humans.

Words sense in those that make do not order.

. . . with half a deck of cards.

Yes, I left a hint because it’s difficult to parody people who are actually that stupid.

It was obviously a DEI program choosing ethnicity over merit, and the deliberate policy of excluding Anglo-Saxon Code Talkers is just another example of woke gone mad and white American replacement in action.

Sooner than you think, one major studio is looking to experiment with an AI based work flow on a remake project. AFAIK it hasn’t been announced yet so I can’t talk about technical details or mention them by name.

Porn. Do an image search for the rocket and you’ll see the resemblance.

Fun fact: the planet B’jor in Star Trek DS9 was named after the makeup artist on Flesh Gordon (but that’s not why).

I’m surprised Bezos hasn’t been asked to play Lex Luthor in a Superman film, since he’d need no makeup or acting ability. He probably even has a stash of kryptonite.

I’m slightly less surprised that nobody has asked to use one of his rockets in a remake of Flesh Gordon (it wasn’t a particularly successful franchise).

And with changing times business models must adapt. Much the same as “influencers” and independent media producers providing content for free and speculating on attracting paid subscribers to generate a revenue stream, the modern day assassin must now speculate on the most lucrative target and work for free in the hope of attracting subscribers. This model is, of course, an attractive proposition for the patrons since the cost-sharing makes the individual contributions more affordable and it avoids inconvenient words like “conspiracy” and “inducement”, however the results could be somewhat less precise or timely than desired, and anyone considering adopting this strategy should note that the necessary involvement of the police to launder the money through a “defence fund” may prove deleterious to future projects.