The Black Eyed Peas called it.

[Sings] Whatcha gonna do with all that junk All that junk inside your trunk...

No, Big Bird is a yellow chick. Unfortunately due to a natural aversion to education nobody in the administration realised that's a literal description.

According to Star Trek lore Earth was unified after a nuclear war in the 21st century. The way things are going you might get your wish, just not on the stardate you'd like.

That's just begging for a "yo momma" joke...

No, it's just a coincidence that he's the world's most immoral man.

"Sex recession" is an anwful expression that causes ambiguity with other related phrases. For instance, does "going bust" in this context mean getting nothing, dressing in drag, or a sexual position requiring certain generous physical endowments? It also makes "Bear Market" sound like a niche nightclub and inflation like something viagra can help with, and I now dread hearing about anyone's gross domestic product.

Leafy greens, bulbs and root vegetables and fruits, more specifically cabbage, garlic, potatoes, tomatoes. And coriander (some may find chewing an 18650 cell more palatable).

So you'll be pleased to learn that a diet heavy in sauerkraut, kimchi and Mexican food should minimise your chance of developing Alzheimers, however people in your immediate vicinity might not be so pleased.

Some know, they just pay to keep it quiet.

"Rent boy" is an old expression, though one not usually associated with real estate investment advice,

Wait, what?

They miss the simple, social message free films of old like Citizen Kane, The Great Dictator, Mr Deeds Goes To Town, 12 Angry Men. . .

William Shatner has equivalent scientific credentials to Katy Perry, yet he receives no criticism for taking the same ride.

Sure, Shatner is a better vocalist, but that’s hardly the point if you’re talking about qualifications.

Chronic fatigue syndrome from the vaccine cancelled out my ADHD, now I’m neurotypical.

Cockroaches are free.

And as a bonus, farming them saves you money on insecticide.

Make America Gobble Arthropods!!

The same could be said of a lot of humans.