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Journal Journal: Four Things Meme

Seen in the journals of RailGunner and Ra5pu7in.

FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
Burger Flipper
Field Artillery Target Processing Specialist (one *cool* job)
Geology Lab Technician/Instruction Support
Unix System Administrator

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
Uh... none, really. Hollywood sucks, for the most part. The few worth seeing every now and again (once every couple of years, maybe):
LotR Trilogy
yeah... that's about it.

FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN
San Bernardino, CA
Ft. Sill, OK (not really a city)
Ft. Drum, NY (ditto)
Eugene, OR

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
South Park
Becker
Jeopardy
Family Guy/American Dad (They are basically the same show, so this isn't cheating!)

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION
Moab, UT
Pelican Rapids, MN
Reno, NV
Boise, ID

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY almost daily, at least...
oregoncommentator.com
slashdot.org
freshmeat.net
bluesnews.com

FOUR OF YOUR FAVOURITE FOODS
Chicken Tikka-Masala
Coq au Vin
Lefse
German Christmas Turkey

FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
At the family cabin.
In a house I own rather than this aparment.
Out of college.
Retired.
(okay, the last two aren't physical places, but...)

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Journal Journal: Page 23 1

I believe I've done this one before, but here's the page 23 meme:

Instructions:
 
    1. Grab the nearest book.
    2. Turn to page 23.
    3. Find the fifth sentence.
    4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

Programming Perl, 2nd Ed.

Ah, counting sentences is going to be interesting. I'll skip code and section headings.

If the condition is met (if it is true for a while or false for an until) the block of the statement is executed.

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Journal Journal: Silly Personality Test 3

Saw it in queenofthe1ring's journal. One of these personality tests.

Feel free to comment on how f***ed up you think I am or how turned on you are by my results.

Anyway, my results:

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic || 10%
Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||| 16%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com P.S. It formats real fast for slashdot if you copy to a text editor first and do a search and replace as follows: Find "" replace with ""... slashdot ignores all the table tags and you get good formatting.

Technology

Journal Journal: Beer and Computers 1

One of the benefits of being a Computer and Information Science major (well, or just a geek in general) is the fact that you occasionally get the opportunity to build really cool things. Literally.

Witness the Peltier Beer.

Basically, with some common junk computer parts, Per Øyvind Arnesen (what a name...) put together a beer glass holder that can keep a beer at about 45 degrees outside in the summer.

Overall, it looks like a simple project... maybe I'll build one when I should be doing homework.

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Journal Journal: Meme it on....

I've seen this meme in several journals, most recently Cyberdyne's, so I thought I'd do it. (As a work timewaster...):

(x) smoked a cigarette -- Smoke free for well over a year!
(x) crashed a friend's car -- yes, but we were taking turns crashing it
( ) stolen a car (a friends) -- no, but I participated in a repo...
(x) been in love -- married her, too.
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted -- was like 8 years old.
( ) been fired -- I was once laid off, however.
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of your parent's house -- where would I go? We lived 10 miles out of town.
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend
(x) skipped school
( ) seen someone die
(x) had a crush on one of your internet friends -- when I was young and didn't know any better..
(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane -- lots in the past, not much lately.
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten sushi -- Oh yeah!
(x) been skiing
(x) met someone from the internet
(x) been at a concert
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party.
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
( ) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game -- Solitaire
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake -- biggest I've felt was the M 7.2 Landers quake
(x) slept beneath the stars -- and beneath the aurora borealis!
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
( ) petted a reindeer /kangaroo
(x) won a contest
(x) run a red light/stop sign -- The put a new stop sign into an intersection that never had one before. Forgot about it.
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car crash -- a couple months ago, in fact.
( ) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast/third person
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night -- I'm already too fat.
( ) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight
(x) liked the way you looked
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes -- you should see my cubicle.
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
( ) been lost
(x) been on the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
( ) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored with crayons
( ) sung karaoke
( ) paid for a meal with only coins -- unless you consider a snickers bar and a diet pepsi a "meal"
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't do
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
( ) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
( ) had a dream that you married someone
( ) glued your hand to something
( ) kissed a fish
(x) sat on a roof top
( ) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
(x) stayed up all night -- QuakeWorld!
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) scared to watch a scary movie alone
( ) believe in ghosts
( ) have more than 30 pairs of shoes -- no, but my wife does.
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school
( ) gone streaking
(x) gone doorbell ditching
( ) played gay chicken? -- wtf?
( ) pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on
(x) told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed
(x) cheated on a test -- back in 8th grade
(x) forgotten someone's name -- It's usually the first thing I forget about someone.
( ) french braided someone's hair
( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool/hot tub
( ) been threatened to be kicked out of your house
(x) loved someone so much you would gladly die for them

That's it

User Journal

Journal Journal: 17 Swimming Pools (Idiot of the week award!) 1

Read this comment.

With the increasing price of oil, I can't help wondering what the face of computing is going to look like five or ten years down the line. The average computer uses as much as seventeen swimming pools worth of coal to run on any given day. Much of this is spent on wasteful peripherals we could do without, such as fancy 3D graphics cards or optical mice, but even more is being spent on processing power well beyond the needs of the average user. (Emphasis mine.)

I'm sure he's just trying to troll, but that statement is so insanely stupid (mad props to the fast thinkers who did the math in some of the replies) that it is inexcusable even for a troll. A good troll should sound plausible, not plain idiotic. A good troll has finesse that makes it amusing and effective on those who were targeted.

This post was just flat-out stupid. It was either a very bad attempt at trolling, or the result of a genuine lack of gray matter on the part of the poster. This post was so idiotic that, for the first time ever, I am going to put someone on my foes list.

[ Update: Okay, second foe ever. I don't remember why the first guy was on my foes list, though.]

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Journal Journal: Best slashdot comment ever encountered 1

Best slashdot comment, ever:

Russia's Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered

Posted by timothy on Monday July 25, @11:48AM
from the but-what's-the-motive-detective-columbo? dept.
Karellen !-P writes "Vardan Kushnir, a notorious russian spammer who headed the English learning centers, the Center for American English, the New York English Centre and the Centre for Spoken English, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfax reported Monday. He died after suffering repeated blows to the head."
----------------------------------------
Should have opted out. (Score:5, Funny)
by Tackhead (54550) on Monday July 25, @11:54AM
(#13157866)
> He died after suffering repeated blows to the head.
From a hidden microphone at the scene of the murder:

"You are receiving *WHAM* this blow to the head *WHAM* because you are part of a *WHAM* specially-selected list of *WHAM* people who agreed to receive *WHAM* blows to the head *WHAM*.

To stop *WHAM* receiving these *WHAM* blows to the head, please *WHAM* email us at no-more-please@optout.blowtothehead. com and *WHAM* we will remove you from our list of *WHAM* blow-to-the-head-club members *WHAM* (heh, we said "club"!) *WHAM* within 24 to 48 hours.

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Journal Journal: Oh! More Canada. 2

Following up to my last journal entry covering our northern neighbor, I ran across this gem of an article: Canada wins dumbest government at World Stupidity Awards.

The article includes winners in other categories, including President Bush's win for "Stupidest Statement of the Year" for one of his more amusing manglings of the English language.

Paris Hilton rightly won "Stupidist [sic] Woman of the Year". (Could that misspelling in the article be named "Stupidest Spelling Error of the Year"?)

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Journal Journal: Oh, Canada! 1

In Eugene, Oregon, there is a law, similar to Godwin's law:

As a mixed-political-views discussion grows longer, the probability of someone saying "But Canada is better than the U.S. when it comes to civil rights!" or "Canada's universal health care is great!" approaches one.

If you think Canada is a good model for either civil rights, or heath care, I give you this.

Sure, that's only one example, but most people who think the U.S. is an example of a country with poor health care practices or common civil/human rights violations can usually only provide one or two examples as well. (If you want more, start by looking for information about Canada's respect for the human rights of the Esgenoôpetitj.)

Worms

Journal Journal: More of What is Wrong in the World 3

My wife and I were driving home from the grocery store today, following a car full of high school brats driving erratically. Suddenly, I thought that I saw some liquid come out of their window at a bicyclist. Not sure, I continued driving.

As I turned to a different road and they continued straight, I had just finished turning when my wife exclaimed: "They just threw something at that guy walking on the side walk!"

"Did they?"

I hurriedly turned around in an apartment complex driveway and managed to catch up to them (legal speeds, I promise!). I eventually caught up to them on the freeway, after a lucky guess that they'd taken the ramp onto it.

As I get behind them, they started dumping stuff out of the window, including cups of Dairy Queen Blizzards or equivalent.

Keep in mind that it's now about 5:15 PM, right when rush hour is getting into full swing.

Now, I was just originally planning to just yell or glare at them up until this point. But, I *hate* litter. I also hate people that create hazardous situations on the road. And, I *hate* little fucks who think they can get away with it.

I tell my wife, "call 911". She does.

My wife tells the events thus far to the 911 operator, gives a description and location, and the operator says they'll dispatch the police immediately.

I hope they catch these brats. I really hope to get the phone call from the police saying they found them. I'd *love* to testify against them.

There is no excuse for this kind of behavior. I did some stupid things at that age, but *nothing* that amounts to assault, littering, and creating a potentially dangerous situation by dumping objects onto the freeway.

No excuse. If you engage in this kind of behavior, I've got two things to say: One is that you are a lesser human being, and the second is that you really need to grow up and become a responsible person.

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Journal Journal: On Death by Your Own Hand 2

How responsible is an institution of higher education, when a student commits suicide?

Reference article here.

For starters: In both cases mentioned in the article, the one at OIT, and the one at MIT, the parents claim that they were not informed of the student's mental problems.

These students are adults. The parents have no right to their confidential medical information.

Moving on: What exactly do the parents expect to gain from filing this lawsuit (two years after the fact), besides $2 million in taxpayer dollars that would be better spent in the classroom? Oregon already has a problem funding higher education.

From the article: Last year, OIT joined a growing number of universities that have tightened their suicide prevention policies to say that a student who threatens harm to himself can be removed from campus unless he allows a medical professional to evaluate him. The University of Oregon adopted a similar policy that will take effect July 1.

Ah. As a friend points out: "I wonder what effect throwing them out will have on their mental state."

I can see the future: Submit with your SAT score a standard psychological evaluation. Perhaps there will be a disclaimer when a student accepts admission into a school: "By registering for classes, you agree that {college} is not liable for your suicide." Or... rather than subjecting questionable students to a psychiatric examiner, simply expel them altogether.

From the article: College students are far less likely than their nonstudent peers to kill themselves, studies show.

That might be, perhaps, because colleges offer mental health counseling, and occasionally it works?

From the article: The lawsuit claims that OIT and campus counseling center employees contributed to Jordan's death when they failed to refer him to a psychiatrist, failed to diagnose and adequately treat his mental illness, didn't notify his family that he was at risk, and ended his counseling.

Ah. I might have an explanation as to why they may have ended his counseling, etc. To quote the fictional Dr. Gregory House: "Patients lie."

Perhaps he told the counselors that he was better, or that he was lying about wanting to die, said it in desperation, was just stressed, or something else that led them to believe he would not commit suicide.

Or, perhaps they thought he was better, and they were wrong.

Not everyone who receives cancer treatment is cured. Not everyone recovers from difficult surgury. Not everyone who has seen a counselor for suicidal thoughts never thinks about it or tries it again.

Ms. Jordan:

If you win, I hope that $2 million check was worth your son's life. I hope you sleep your nights better knowing that the Oregon University System and OIT have been punished to the tune of a dollar amount exceeding the salaries of more than six professors over five years.

Meanwhile, students of the future will wonder why they can't go to college if they have ever had any sort of mental illness, and why they get thrown out of school if they develop mental illness while attending.

In part, they'll have you to thank.

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Journal Journal: Post wh0re

I'm a post wh0re. Deal with it.
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Journal Journal: The Due Influence of Elections 1

It's Special Election day in Oregon, and I was just reading my ballot (we've got mail-in voting, but I'm dropping mine off at a collection station).

Here's what's written on the top of the ballot:

WARNING
Any person who, by use of force or other means, unduly influences an elector to vote in any particular manner or to refrain from voting, is subject, upon conviction, to imprisonment, to a fine, or both.

So, I guess I can use force or other means to duly influence an elector? What is undue influence in this case? What is due influence?

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Journal Journal: Page 23

Just saw this in JordanH's Journal.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Turn to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

"I want you to swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you will not get a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites among whom I am living, but will go to my country and my own relatives and get a wife for my son Isaac."

Source: Holy Bible, New International Version, Zondervan Publishing House, Grand Rapids, MI, 1989.

Now, I don't normally have a Bible as the nearest book, but I had just been looking into this. The verdict? This particular Bible says 666, and no footnote giving the possibility of it being 616.

Sun Microsystems

Journal Journal: Insightful Post of the Week #2

Here.

I like Sun, a lot. They are one of the few companies that on the whole, can be considered "good". It's true that they have their problems, and occasionally they do stupid things, but overall they are a good company.

Compared to the likes of Microsoft and SCO, I'd much rather cheer Sun on then see them fall by the wayside, go bankrupt, or be bought out by Microsoft (or, god forbid, SCO).

Sun has contributed large projects to the community for free, if not as speech, at least as in beer. There are several Sun creations I use on an almost daily basis, as both a Computer Science student and a hobbyist. These include: The Java language and Sun's JDK, my Sparcstation 10 and Ultra 30 machines, several of the University of Oregon's Sun machines, Solaris, and StarOffice (and it's sibling, OpenOffice).

Of the software above, Sun provided or contributed to all of it, on a free as in beer and/or source basis.

The Ultra 30, while somewhat obsolete, is still supported by Sun in Solaris 10, and the machine is still quite useful. It was also inexpensive to acquire.

Thanks for the good stuff, Sun.

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