Rats 'Cripple' NZ Web Access 305
An anonymous reader writes "Drat! It was the rat! Telephone, mobile and Internet access in New Zealand was disrupted over four hours after rats were found gnawing through cables. More than 100,000 customers were affected and even the country's stock exchange came to a standstill. Powerless to take action against the rats, Telecom New Zealand is seeking compensation from the electricity company it says is responsible for knocking out another pipeline which eliminated backup services. Nothing like a backup plan."
Quadruple independent redundancy. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Quadruple independent redundancy. (Score:5, Insightful)
It happens occasionally, and there are excesses to try to fight against it, quad redundancy is quite a lot and probably overpaying by twice for something that almost never happens. Is it worth paying twice as much to add another "nine" to the uptime? I had some line problems myself, while frustrating, I just did other things instead.
That's where the free market steps in. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:That's where the free market steps in. (Score:3, Insightful)
Read more carefully next time. Grandparent wrote redundancy equilibrium may now shift to three lines.
Re:Quadruple independent redundancy. (Score:2)
When it keeps your stock exchange running? Sure.
I know latency is an issue - but why not use satellites for your nth redundant connection?
Re:Quadruple independent redundancy. (Score:3, Informative)
The stock exchange can place the blame on nobody but themselves. They have NO redundancy. A single connection provider, through a single firewall. They're not even peering at one of the peering points, unlike the National Library who were able to get a connection through Telstra Clear (with whom they had no previous relationship) up and running long before the fault was resolved.
Re:Quadruple independent redundancy. (Score:5, Funny)
I keep telling this to my fiance. I need at least four prostitutes to back her up. I don't know what bothers her more, the idea of being 'backed up' or being 'redundant'.
Re:Quadruple independent redundancy. (Score:2, Funny)
Why would you need four male prostitutes? You really don't have to resort to paying male whores to pleasure your woman. There are drugs out there, called penis drugs, that will make your erections actually erect. They might just cost less than these four male prostitutes you have hired (unless you got really cheap ones).
Re:Quadruple independent redundancy. (Score:3, Insightful)
Having a quad backup adds a huge amount of cost, both in terms of buying the extra components, and in terms of the additional complexity involved in switching from one backup to the next. In fact, the more complex switching system can actually *decre
Re:Quadruple independent redundancy. (Score:3, Informative)
Leave it to a bunch of red-necks to come up with a poster that says "Kill Rats at Sight!"
btw try the "rat quizes." My favorite question and answer is:
9. Why do we control rats?
a) because they are ugly
b) because they spread disease
c) because they taste bad
Heh.
btw you can mod me off-topic. But if new-zealanders were a bunch of oil happy gun toting beer drinking rat haters they'd never have lost their precious precious pornography.
Also
Re:Quadruple independent redundancy. (Score:2)
Secret Plan (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Secret Plan (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Secret Plan (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Secret Plan (Score:2)
The DHS would be wanting customer records from all pet shops as well as recruiting forensic veninary dentists.
Nothing like a backup plan... (Score:3, Funny)
Plans? We don't need no stinking plans!
Rats (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Rats (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Rats (Score:2)
Funniest and most on-topic post in this thread
Re:Rats (Score:4, Informative)
Actually, its not unusual for kiwis who know their history, to know their rat history too.
You see, there have been a few waves of colonisation , including the waves of the first polynesian voyagers.
Rat remains have helped historians date those waves of settlement.
NZ history book occaisonaly hit the bestseller lists here in Aotearoa (Moari name for NZ), and any discussion of dating early polynesian settlement is incomplete without discussion about rats.
Re:Rats (Score:5, Interesting)
They are also fat and delicious.
Mainly fruiti-vores, they are less interested in eating eggs etc than the black or brown rat.
Very mild mannered creatures. Typically enormously fat and slow moving.
They should be farmed not eradicated
Eerr... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Rats (Score:2)
Re:Rats (Score:5, Funny)
Because the domesticated rats are much more considerate....plus they're easier to milk.
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Rats (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, I'm a piper - need any help?
Paul
Piping Design Central
Suing the power company (Score:5, Funny)
That's being unkind (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, I love lawyers. They taste like chicken.
What I want to know is... (Score:3, Funny)
It's Always The Stinking Rats... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's Always The Stinking Rats... (Score:2)
Re:It's Always The Stinking Rats... (Score:2)
Re:It's Always The Stinking Rats... (Score:2)
Anyone think I'm kidding?
Re:It's Always The Stinking Rats... (Score:3, Insightful)
Or two conduits in the same trench. Even a conduit either side of the same (low) bridge.
Too often what gets overlooked is that a system is only as redundent as its least redundent part.
Liability (Score:3, Insightful)
Surely the electricity company put clauses in the contract excluding them from liability for failures and damages caused by things outside of their control? I take it for granted that every big company offering services of any kind have clauses for those cases.
Re:Liability (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Liability (Score:3, Informative)
(yes it sucked no highspeed for 4 hrs in the middle of a work day...)
G/
Outage (Score:2, Informative)
It was a quiet day at work though
Re:Outage (Score:4, Funny)
With the lines down there was no way to communicate the outage to the outside world.
Monopoly (Score:4, Insightful)
What are the odds of rats chewing through a main trunk cable on the same day a local power company cutting a second main trunk?
Re:Monopoly (Score:2)
Well, they must be pretty fucking good, considering it did just happen!
Re:Monopoly (Score:2)
Personally, it smells like BS to me. I reckon somebody at Telecom fucked up, and they had to blame it on an "Act of God" to avoid enormous financial liability.
Re:Monopoly (Score:2, Funny)
Phase one of our takeover is complete....
Now it is time for the invasion!
Go rats, destroy the new zealanders, and there will be limitless piles of cheese for all!
They Were Lucky This Time (Score:4, Funny)
Re:They Were Lucky This Time (Score:5, Funny)
I've been to New Zealand. It's a beautiful country. The Southern Alps, the hot springs, the Maori culture. Seriously, I recommend everyone visits. Just keep an eye on the sheep, though, that's all I'm saying.
Re:They Were Lucky This Time (Score:2, Insightful)
Unpunished? (Score:5, Funny)
What?? How can they let them go unpunished? They need to at least go out and punish a few in a highly public manner to send the rest a message, kind of like when there is a shark attack and they go hunting for "the" shark that did it.... We can't let the rats get away with this!!
Seeking compensation? (Score:5, Insightful)
To put this in perspective, much of the countrys EFTPOS system went down. Much of the countrys mobile network went down. Much of the countrys DSL network went down. That means, NO electronic sales transactions, NO websites, NO email, NO mobile calls. LOTS of lost productivity and sales here.
Even the friggin stock exchange went down - the 2nd time in a few weeks due to a Telecom fault! No wonder they don't want to compensate people - even Telecom doesn't have enough money for this.
Would compensation really help? (Score:2)
Re:Would compensation really help? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Would compensation really help? (Score:2)
Re:Would compensation really help? (Score:2)
Re:Seeking compensation? (Score:3, Informative)
All the EFTPOS transaction processing is done in Auckland, so everyone south of the cut - about half the population - was isolated from the engine room of retail sales.
To compound the matter, bank ATM networks are all run from Aucklan
Re:Seeking compensation? (Score:2)
That said, if Auckland had been majorly affected I think the outcome would have been much worse for Telecom. Bigger players and bigger dollars at stake.
Re:Seeking compensation? (Score:2)
There ARE services hosted south of Palmy, y'know, and they were unavailable to Aucklanders and everyone else north of Palmy/Wairarapa.
Re:Seeking compensation? (Score:2)
I hear over in Australia (Score:2, Funny)
Bring on the pied piper! (Score:2)
Re:Bring on the pied piper! (Score:2)
Re:Other biological controls (Score:2)
Rats? Puerto Rico (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Rats? Puerto Rico (Score:2)
Re:Rats? Puerto Rico (Score:2)
Nothing but sympathy (Score:2, Interesting)
And it just goes to show: Murphy rules, stuff breaks. At least in this country most people are willing to accept that...
Re:Nothing but sympathy (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Nothing but sympathy (Score:2)
previous one was a backhoe someone put thru the fiber north of here
Most underground industrial cable installations I've seen during construction projects (YMMV) have a layer of concrete poured over top. After it dries, it is painted red so that the future backhoe operator knows that he's approaching cable (whether power or signal).
Re:Nothing but sympathy (Score:2)
Re:One in a million? Hardly (Score:3, Interesting)
One in a million? So telecom says. But you're talking about a loop going around the whole North Island. That's a lot of cable. At any point in the loop it is subject to being dug up, eaten by rats, or affected by an equipment malfunction. The odds of any of those are, what?, once every 30 days. You probably never notice any single outage because of the redundancy. But the odds of a dual failure, hence are 1/30days*1/30=1/900days=1/2.4 years. Hardly one in a million. For it to be that there would be
Re:One in a million? Hardly (Score:2)
Well, someone did the maths, and a four-hour outage means they're not due to have a core network failure for over another half century. Somehow I can't quite see it.
What they really need... (Score:2)
State of NZ broadband (Score:5, Informative)
Telecom is an American owned company.
The local loop they use to fleece NZ residents who use their sub-standard "broadband" (Telecom once tried to market 128k plans as broadband..) is in fact publically owned. As the NZ Commerce Commision has no balls Telecom remains in control of this and thus continue to be a greedy monopoly.
The above article should remove any doubt of this.
Re:State of NZ broadband (Score:2)
Come on you've read "Mother earth motherboard" get on it!
This just proves that old addage about backhoes (Score:4, Funny)
Like the most recent joke says "when lost, bury a short piece of cat5, then ask the backhoe operator the way home".
He will come and find the cat5, it would be a violation of Murphy's Law to do otherwise.
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Re:This just proves that old addage about backhoes (Score:2)
Re:This just proves that old addage about backhoes (Score:2)
Besides, somebody has to put a smile on folks faces. My turn tonight I guess.
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Re:This just proves that old addage about backhoes (Score:2)
Resplice fibre? Yes they did
Re:This just proves that old addage about backhoes (Score:2)
Re:This just proves that old addage about backhoes (Score:2)
Not my problem! (Score:4, Funny)
Had a bad feeling about this (Score:2, Funny)
NIMH (Score:4, Funny)
Ben (Score:3, Funny)
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you my friend will see
You've got a friend in me
(You've got a friend in me)
Ben, you're always running here and there
(Here and there)
You feel you're not wanted anywhere
(Anywhere)
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's something you should know
You've got a place to go
(You've got a place to go)
I used to say, "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
(I used to say, "I" and "me")
(Now it's "us", now it's "we")
Ben, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Ben
(A friend)
Like Ben
(Like Ben)
Like Ben
Re:Ben (Score:5, Insightful)
Parent is quoting the lyrics to the theme song from the movie of the same name [imdb.com]. The movie's title character is... wait for it... a rat.
The reference is made even more timely given that the song was performed by Michael Jackson, who's been in the news quite a bit lately [google.com].
Parent might or might not be be indulging in copyright infringement rather than "fair use", and might or might not be sufficiently entertaining to deserve a +1 Funny mod, but does not by any reasonable stretch of the imagination merit -1 Off-Topic.
Maybe this is animal that needs to be extinct (Score:2)
The 'Internet' no longer exists in New Zealand. (Score:5, Insightful)
Its really embarrassing, and sad, that these corporations' policies effectively deny the public in New Zealand a robust network infrastructure - Telecom and TelstraClear purposely depeered from various internet exchanges through which they could have easily redirected traffic during this outage, rendering it a non-event, because they can't stand the idea that people might run VOIP systems, cutting into their monopoly profits.
Its just really pathetic that their action has resulted in the biggest network outage
that I can remember, and instead of realising they probably should work with other network providers to ensure the internet in New Zealand is resistant to this type of 'attack' they just want to blame the power company.
Telecom, you suck.
Re:The 'Internet' no longer exists in New Zealand. (Score:2, Interesting)
What a troll. Please mod the parent post a troll.
The ISPs Telecom and TelstraClear previously peered with all had their Auckland-Wellington routes on either Telecom or TelstraClear. No other ISPs, as far as I know, have their own cable linking Wellington and Auckland. So Even if Telecom was peered with other ISPs they would still have overloaded so
Re:The 'Internet' no longer exists in New Zealand. (Score:3, Informative)
You've neglected to consider BCL [bclnz.co.nz], who have 4x 155mbps DMR up and down the two islands. That's easily enough capacity to handle all of NZ's Intraweb south of Auckland at this point in time. Since they're a State Owned Enterprise, they can't exactly tell Telecom to fuck off if Telecom comes to them asking for redundant capacity.
Even if Telecom was peered with other ISPs they would still have overloaded so much traffic on
availability and compensation (Score:2, Insightful)
The availability with two cables can be 5 9s. Overall availability depends on how risk there is (most likely risk - construction near the cable e.g. new housing estates), and how fast the operations is fixing faults. Fixing a fault may take 3
Talk about your sore NZers! (Score:2)
Feh!
The boss said "dig there".
The foreman said "dig there"
The backhoe driver dug there...
Three hours later the 5oclock news came rolling around with the contractors mugs plastered on the screens with the reporters wa
Happened at my parents house too (Score:2, Interesting)
Years ago, my parents called me because the power to half of their house went dead.
I checked the breaker and it was fine, and power was also leaving it.
So I started tracing the wiring from the Garage back the the Main circuit Panel on the other side of the house.
Up into the attic I went, still finding no power in the 08 gauge feeder cable, until I got to the outside wall just above the mains panel.
At this point I was truly surprised, because somewhere inside that 36 inches of wall, there just had to
yeah its tough being a tight arsed monopoly (Score:2, Funny)
serves em right
go rats- umm thats the furry ones i mean not the 2 legged ones
The French (Score:4, Funny)
This shows that 'competative commerce' is a ... (Score:3, Informative)
What all the published articles fail to mention is that there is a third fibre running from one end of the country to the other. It is owned by Telstra, the competition. It would not be too much of an exaggeration to say that Telstra and Telecom have such a level of psychotic hatred for one another, that they cannot talk to each other except in a Court room. Thus the very idea of setting up the routers so that all three of the fibres are shared is such an anathema that it just won't happen without Government regulation and intervention. Needless to say the Government is essentially a bunch of ignorent wimps who can no more understand the technicalities of the situation than fly. So it won't happen and we will have to suffer the consequencies of serious telecom infrastructure failure from time to time.
It's time for the little peoples of the world to take back ownership of their infrastructures by whatever means necessary. Fighting talk may be, but many of us in the rest of the world are sick of being fleeced by the avaricious in the powerful countries. Oh shit! - I forgot - big countries make up excuses to invade little ones so they can steal their natural resources.
NZ lost power to largest city for 5 weeks in 1998 (Score:3, Informative)
There seems to be something about the New Zealand psyche that just doesn't understand the concept of separate routing and protection of cables.
Re:i dont get enough e-mails (Score:2)
Re:Sounds familiar... (Score:2)
Frankly, that sounds a lot like the case of Sept. 11, where Arab terrorists were blamed for attacks, but no evidence of their involvement was ever found.
What are you, stupid? The maojrity of the hijackers were saudi.
Re:Sounds familiar... (Score:2)
MOD PARENT FUNNY (Score:2)
+1, Original
Re:Sadly, a trend (Score:2)
Re:Sadly, a trend (Score:2)