

Online Aromatherapy in Japan 144
prostoalex writes "USA Today has an article on Japanese telecom company delivering fragrances via the Internet. NTT Communications will send a combination of 36 scents through a crystal ball, which can be attached to a PC."
A must for lav-warriors (Score:4, Funny)
With such a limited use (emitting scents), I wonder if the crystal ball would just come with the fortune-telling/aromatherapy software, which interacts with the ball locally, instead of going through the whole web thing.
In the future, maybe a USB ice-cream maker which makes ice-cream of your choice, after you ordered it via Movenpick's website. Or a massaging chair that starts working on you after you have made the payment via PayPal?
Re:A must for lav-warriors (Score:1)
Re:A must for lav-warriors (Score:3, Funny)
Easy. They punish you with eye-watering blasts of wasabi-spam.
If only a PDA could emit smells... (Score:1)
Re:If only a PDA could emit smells... (Score:1)
You must be Canadian then ;)
No, I'm not an American. I just watch Southpark occationally...
Re:A must for lav-warriors (Score:2)
How will they get the ads to the users then?
then a slashdot headline!... (Score:2)
And immediately after that, a slashdot headline... "Movenpick's USB massage chair hacked!"
Brings new meaning to... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Brings new meaning to... (Score:2, Funny)
Wow! (Score:5, Funny)
Goober1: LOLZ I JUST NUKED THAT DUDES SMELL-O-MATIC
Goober2: LOL WHUT SMELL YOU CHOOSE THIS TIME?
Goober1: DOE IN HEET URINE LOL!!!
Goober2: l0l n1ce one d00d
Re:Wow! (Score:1)
So, someone tell me... (Score:5, Insightful)
Let alone hooking it up to the Internet...
Re:So, someone tell me... (Score:3, Funny)
2. ?????
Re:So, someone tell me... (Score:2)
Why pay once when you can pay again and again and again?
Oh, and I am going to predict that this company is going to freak out over any FOSS version which allows you to make the scents yourself, and use intellectual property laws to screw you over with something that's a
Re:So, someone tell me... (Score:4, Funny)
"Oh no, Infected with ROT3D EGG!?"
Re:So, someone tell me... (Score:3, Funny)
Why not, just, you know, read the fucking article?
Re:So, someone tell me... (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, you know, I read the article and I was all, like, wow and stuff. Like, I can get smells beamed to me through the internet, and I was all, like, "Oh my gawd". So I called Suzie, 'n stuff. And she's a Pisces, and she loves the smell of lavender. So she was all like the Price is Right and stuff.
But I still can't for the life of me figure out
What's the point? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What's the point? (Score:1)
Re:What's the point? (Score:1)
KFG
Re:What's the point? (Score:1)
Re:What's the point? (Score:1)
My unkle also has such a card. It just says INCEST MAN.
And just to be on the safe side: I *am* joking.
I fear the day... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I fear the day... (Score:3, Funny)
Finally! (Score:5, Insightful)
Damn...there goes my karma...
Hm... (Score:1)
For example... if you had a VR program which showed a park scene, then you'd emit fresh nature smells. Driving gamers could get to smell the leather seats and burning rubber. Hardcore gamers might well smell blood, sweat and some other undescribables and they chase people around
Re:Hm... (Score:2)
Re:Hm... (Score:2)
Come on, think harder. I'm waiting for smellovision pr0n!
Re:Hm... (Score:2)
This needs to be hacked. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This needs to be hacked. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:This needs to be hacked. (Score:2)
Re:This needs to be hacked. (Score:2, Interesting)
I've read somewhere though that the nose has only ~20 different types of molecular receptors, and if you can control the stimulation of each type of receptor, then you can recreate any kind of scent (like the RGB of the eyes).
Re:This needs to be hacked. (Score:3, Insightful)
Medicine was awarded for finally figuring out smell, and it turns out we have thousands of different receptors. Many of them may be activated by several different chemicals to varying degrres, and and a fragrance may contain any cocktail of those chemicals. In other words: no practical odor source can ever cover any significant part of the odor "space" unless it can produce arbitrary molecules on the fly.
A neural interface would probably be ea
Re:This needs to be hacked. (Score:1)
Re:This needs to be hacked. (Score:2)
Smells ARE a mix of molecules (Score:1)
I am not a perfumer but works with the best of them daily.
"smells, like taste, cannot be mixed together to produce a unique smell/taste in the same way that light (colours) can."
Wrong. All smells (and taste) are a combination of molecules.
The best example can be found in citruses, all of these scents are very different but all are basically a lot of (+)-limonene and small amounts of other molecules, mostly aldehydes:
iSmell (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:iSmell (Score:2, Interesting)
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/7.11/digisce
Re:iSmell (Score:2)
But I will never want to be associate with a company called ISmell....and most certainly not IANAL.....and if they combine the two, IAMSOOUTTAHERE!
Re:iSmell (Score:1)
Re:iSmell (Score:1)
Re:iSmell (Score:1)
No, but we can smell you...
Re:iSmell (Score:1)
Re:iSmell (Score:2)
Then again (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Then again (Score:2)
Re:Then again (Score:2)
The only main benefit I can see about it, is it will at least cover up the strange Oji-san
Been there, done that... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Been there, done that... (Score:3, Funny)
Instead, a few months later I sold it to DigiScents for $2000.
I miss 1999... sniff sniff.
Integrated into next gen MS products (Score:1)
As for the online feature, imagine the latest MSN Messenger function of poo-flinging across the net! Perfect for those bigwig conferences!! Marketing will have a field day with this, I'm sure.
Buying food online (Score:1)
Almost time for that HP commercial to come true (Score:1)
It's also time to internet pirate smells.
They already have that in Communist China (Score:1, Funny)
BSOD (Score:1, Funny)
How odd (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:How odd (Score:2)
More complex "Scent Stories"? (Score:2)
That's for delivery, what about capture? (Score:5, Interesting)
A scent deliverer is one thing, but a "scent scanner" would be interesting too.
A device that could record in digital form what an environment smelt like, then it could be reproduced at a later time by something like the crystal ball thing in this article.
The scent deliverer might have to get some more depth. Maybe it could be the next big evolution of output devices... For instance, visual displays (monitors) evolved from 1-bit (monochrome), to 8-bit (256 colors), then 16-bit (thousands of colors), up to the useful 24-bit (millions of colors).
An olfactory delivery device could evolve from something like this crystal ball which might be at 4-bit (thirty something smells) at the moment, up to 16-bit (thousands of smells) in the near future.
Build them into webcams, then geekettes would not only feel oblighed to wear makeup, they'd have to put on their perfume too! And geeks would have to shower more frequently...
Smell is to complicated. (Score:1)
A computer screen only have to generate three different kinds of light - specifically red, green and blue - because the eye only can see those colours. With varying intensity creating all the other hues.
Oh I found a source:
Re:That's for delivery, what about capture? (Score:2)
This is also necessary because there is whole lot of background noise in a typical situation. I have a really good sense of smell, and right now I can smell the wood of my desk, my leather chair, the plastics from my new router, the paint
Egads (Score:2)
_Some_ geeks have no qualms about stinking like a dug-up corpse in person at the office. And I don't mean as in "oh, it was summer and the poor guy got sweaty pulling some cable through the building", but as in "ye gods, the last time he looked like he's had a bath was in September, and he's been wearing the same shirt and pants ever since too. And that hair is not just dirty, it looks like a helmet already."
Somehow I don't think they'll sta
I Am the Fart Warrior (Score:1, Interesting)
Love me.
Anyone remember Digiscents? (Score:1, Interesting)
Is everything going smelly? (Score:1)
Patchouli in the work place. How thrilling. (Score:2)
Move along, nothing to see here. (Score:1)
We could learn from this (Score:2, Insightful)
Smell is directly related to memory [macalester.edu]
The medial temporal lobe is known to play a role in the processing of olfaction and memory [learnmem.org]
To me, it certainly seems worth investigating.
Aroma from the PC (Score:1)
How typical from Japan (Score:1)
Find me a western company that makes products as insane or remotely close to this.
Re:How typical from Japan (Score:1)
The stereotype that Asia companies lack innovation and creativity is finally put to rest.
Re:How typical from Japan (Score:1)
Re:How typical from Japan (Score:1)
Re:How typical from Japan (Score:2)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000 69SIX6/qid=/sr=/ref=cm_lm_asin/102-9556664-6856959 ?v=glance [amazon.com]
-Tom
uh oh (Score:2, Funny)
Only in Japan (Score:1)
Re:Only in Japan (Score:2)
Hmmm maybe..........
.........if i had a yen for it.
The dream of marketers everywhere (Score:2)
It's too bad that the driving force behind the technological development of the web surfing experience is pure capitalism.
Learning and memory. (Score:2)
BAM! (Score:2)
Kick it up a notch, now Emeril has his Smellivision. Has there ever been a more annoying TV personality or moronic zombie audience?
Re:BAM! (Score:2)
repeat after me
At least after watching Emeril I don't have fewer neurons and I might have learned to do something.
Re:BAM! (Score:2)
I guess I should have written "moronic live studio audience". Emeril's truly Troll-like in appearance, he should probably get together with Rachel Ray.
Re:More annoying TV personality? (Score:1)
Man, as I get older my references become less and less cool...
Re:More annoying TV personality? (Score:2)
I'd love to see such a program with that title, if only to see the resulting freak-out after the possible connotation became known. Probably only CBC or BBC could get away with it. Maybe TVO. Of course, it would have to be about TEL and how it can be manipulated to the speaker's advantage.
a certain scent ... (Score:1)
It would almost have to be since that is what they are selling you.
Scent Adventure (Score:1)
You find yourself in a large pine forest. The ground is thickly covered with freshly crushed needles. [pssst]
You see a river to the East.
You see a large clearing to the North.
> E
You have wandered down into a grotto with a wild, frothy river bounding along besides you. [pssst] A large cliff blocks your way to the South.
> W
Pine Forest
> verbose
Maximum Verbosity.
You find yourself in a large pine forest, overfl
smell-o-matic (Score:1)
Re:smell-o-matic (Score:2)
So it wont work for a large audience. Perhabs nose-plugs for the visitor... which i would not use...
Hmmm (Score:2)
will send a combination of 36 scents through a crystal ball, which can be attached to a PC
Unlike the average slashdotter who, when attached to PC, only produces one scent...
Need HTML extensions for this (Score:2)
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Smell-o-Pr0n (Score:1)
Reminds me of an old joke (Score:1)
Yet again, Groening'sFuturama predicts the future! (Score:3, Interesting)
In it, the Professor uses his invention, the Smelloscope, to locate a huge meteor composed of garbage (produced by New New York and launched into space because the landfills were full) that threatens to destroy the planet (spoofing the movie, Armageddon). This leads to quotes like these:
Fry: Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. (laughs)
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor: Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.
Ahh... Futurama, it was ahead of its time.
Drivers? (Score:1)