Clothing For Gadget Guys 154
Andru Edwards writes "In an article looking at the advancements in clothing for gear loving professionals, it becomes apparent that you no longer need to sacrifice your gadgets for style. SCOTTeVEST has recently released a sport jacket, khakis, and tie all specifically tailored with hidden pockets and compartments for businessmen who don't want to leave their tech at home. The clothing includes an integrated tunnel system which allows you to hide all the wires affiliated with your devices within the lining of the item, aptly dubbed the "Personal Area Network"."
Weight (Score:5, Insightful)
Maybe there's a reason why traditional clothing has fewer pockets, so that you are not obliged to bring everything out.
And where's a TEC Dress for women? Or is the market for female already competitive enough with big handbags?
Re:Weight (Score:2, Insightful)
The true technological solution - (Score:3, Insightful)
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Re:Weight (Score:5, Funny)
See, you have to sell all your tech stuff to afford the jacket and pants. What you actually end up putting in the pockets is tissues to wipe your eyes while you mourn the passing of your beloved gadgets.
As far as womens clothing, have you ever seen a dress with pockets? Or shirts for women with shirtpockets? Not that they'd necessarily make dresses for women, but it shows the point: you don't get a lot of pockets on dresses. And yet, somehow, womens clothing is often more expensive.
How can they compete? Their clothing has (unsightly?) pockets, unlike the apparently desirable non-functional women's clothing.
What they should really do is make lingerie, since women wear that for guys anyway. Just picture it: first, think of the most attractive woman you've seen in lingerie. Now imagine that inside that lingerie has hidden gadgets in it. To me, that attractive woman is now much more well-endowed.
Of course, this would only work based upon the assumption that geek guys have significant others, so...I don't know. Probably wouldn't work.
Re:Weight (Score:5, Funny)
Lingerie already has hidden gadgets in it. It's called boobies.
Just gotta get the lingerie off her.....
Boobies if you are lucky! (Score:2)
They can be dangerous for your rear end.
Re:Weight (Score:2)
Actually when i come to think of it, the less women clothing has of anything, the more expensive it becomes. Which is quite contradicitive to the "it has raw material which cost us..." theory.Pretty funny
Re:Weight (Score:1)
seriously though, the jacket looks good. lots of pockets. i hate jackets that don't use the inside well enough(just sewing some pockets there costs next to nothing anyways and really helps around.. most of the time they seem like they're meant for a cig pack or something only)..
women have purses that they use for _everything_, and carrry around to _everywhere_...
Re:Weight (Score:1)
Not by choice.
I have one small purse. In it I carry my money, my ID, and a leatherman. (I'm a geek. I can't help it--a leatherman is just so useful.) If blankety blank women's clothing designers would put POCKETS in their clothing, I'd go completely purseless. It's a pain to have to always keep track of where my purse is and it interferes when carrying other items.
I'd love to see more practical, decently professio
Re:Weight (Score:2)
but i know women who use clothes with pockets(about the same amount of pocketability as my levi's have, enough for a cellphone, wallet and such).. and carry the purse around, and seem to do so by choice most of the time(because they for one reason or another need, or think they need, a crapload of stuff).
(briefcases don't really compare.. you wouldn't carry one to a bar for example.. not that i carry one anywhere though)
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Re:Weight (Score:2, Interesting)
TEC for women? It's called a purse! (Score:3, Informative)
Most handbags sold today have specific compartments for phones, PDAs, pens, etc. About six years ago, before I went to college, I worked selling handbags at a big name department store, and even then, there were quite a few bags with specific cell phone pockets, because
Re:TEC for women? It's called a purse! (Score:2)
Re:Weight (Score:2)
I have 2 microphones in the croakies on my glasses, the thin wire runs down my shirt to the minidisc recorder or portable DAT recorder in my kakis pants pockets. I love the E pants, you can not tell the items are there.
this way I can get a great stereo recording at any concert or bar event I go to.
I love violating copyrights!
Wait a second (Score:5, Insightful)
Since when do the nerds/geeks worry about clothing style?
Re:Wait a second (Score:2)
When picking up chicks, of course. Uh... On the internet.
Re:Wait a second (Score:2)
I guess you just understood the entire point of life ;) It works a whole lot better in bars than on the net...
I just wear cargo pants and can fit about all I need in them and still have a few pockets available. I just don't carry magazines with me all the time. Still, those clothings look quite good if your boss doesn't accept punk-style clothings.
Re:Wait a second (Score:1, Insightful)
Some of us have real jobs, and make real money.
Of course, but (Score:2)
Re:Wait a second (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wait a second (Score:3, Funny)
Since some of us want to have more than a plutonic relationship with a living breathing female human.
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Re:Wait a second (Score:2)
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Re:Wait a second (Score:2)
If someone thinks an over-priced anorak and a pair of escaped-from-the-70s slacks, which would get you thrown out of a baked bean can barcode collectors convention for being embarassingly nerdy, will give them style, they are probably safe from any need to worry.
It's not even good nerd-fodder, wires are SO 20th century!
Oakley sunglasses (Score:4, Informative)
http://www.oakley.com/catalog/eyewear/thump/
a very nice pair of shades, with a built in mp3 player.
Re:Oakley sunglasses (Score:4, Insightful)
Nope, those aren't nice shades at all. In fact, they look downright ridiculous.
Re:Oakley sunglasses (Score:2)
I totally wouldn't buy those, and they cost a shitload. When Sarah said "and when you're indoors..." I totally thought she was going to hit a button and the lcd would fade or something to be clear glasses, and then she flipped them up on Alex's head. TOTALLY disappointing.
Re:Oakley sunglasses (Score:2)
It's called truth in advertising.
Re:Oakley sunglasses (Score:2, Informative)
Ah yes... (Score:1)
Re:Ah yes... (Score:5, Funny)
Quote: Isn't it amazing how technology simplifies our lives?
Oh, I can certainly see how this would simplify my life. Picture this:
Re:Ah yes... (Score:4, Funny)
5. Next stop: Guantanamo !!!
Re:Ah yes... (Score:1)
Re:Ah yes... (Score:2, Interesting)
Hidden cargo pants (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hidden cargo pants (Score:2, Funny)
Is that a thumbdrive in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Re:Hidden cargo pants (Score:2)
Is it worth the price? (Score:4, Insightful)
The best part from their product description
"you can even fit a laptop in the back pocket!*"
Hmmm... what about no? Greatest Idea Ever(tm).
Re:Is it worth the price? (Score:3, Funny)
Do you by any chance use Genetoo?
A primitive solution (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:A primitive solution (Score:2)
The link you gave is partly for a concept design only introduced a couple months ago, I think it is too much to expect it to be available to a retailer in the next year, never mind in several months or now. There
I'll be excited when.. (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:I'll be excited when.. (Score:2)
Oh nevermind, I forgot a Computer Show is coming in early November
Re:I'll be excited when.. (Score:2)
Re:I'll be excited when.. (Score:2)
If everybody is a store-and-forward wireless node, obviously this works.
Can you imagine the hacking fun?
"Oooh, look at that blonde babe over there - I'll hack into her email server and change all the headers to porno invites!"
Re:I'll be excited when.. (Score:2)
I would like to see a ipod-sized wifi/bluetooth 'router'... It plugs in or creates a PAN(personal area network) of all your stuff, but also acts as a router for when you want to email someone from your pda, your pda(default gateway/aceess points) knows to send email to your wifi box, that then does the encryption and auto-discovery of other wifi boxes, access points, etc.
Each wifi box would carry packets for a set ammount of time, say,
Re:I'll be excited when.. (Score:2)
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Re:I'll be excited when.. (Score:2)
If they can guess the recipient's private key or the AES256 session key, then they are not merely "geeks."
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Re:I'll be excited when.. (Score:2)
My idea I am pondering about is that many people get a store-and-forwarder box (the size of a cellular phone maybe), which has a
- a message entry pad
- a small LC display
and contains
- an infrared sending diode and
- a receiver for IR remotes (TSOP17xx - really cheap ~50ct).
- And a standard, low cost 8 bit uC (ATMega or similar) plus
- additional SRAM (for storing and forwarding messages)
The network links would be very slow (a fe
Is that an iPod strapped to your chest, (Score:4, Insightful)
If you're planning on flying, please, please, please don't be in front of me on line at the insecurity checkpoint with one of these chock full of gadgets.
Looks neat, though.
Re:Is that an iPod strapped to your chest, (Score:1)
No trouble at all.
Re:Is that an iPod strapped to your chest, (Score:2)
Re:Is that an iPod strapped to your chest, (Score:2, Interesting)
Don't count on security just scanning the thing and letting you through. Chances are that if you DO have a lot of stuff in it (PDA, headphones, etc), the xray is just going to make them more suspicious.
Nice. (Score:1)
wearing cargo all the time ain't cool either.
Can you say tool? (Score:1)
Re:Can you say tool? (Score:2, Funny)
Scott ePants.......$129.99 (est.)
Hardware to fill pockets... in the thousand$
Getting padded down by the law enforcement agency
POTUS! (Score:4, Funny)
From the site:
Rumor has it that the POTUS himself spotted one of these garments on a Secret Service Agent and insisted on one of his own - complete with a presidential seal.
That says all you need to know.
Re:POTUS! (Score:2)
Rumor has it that the POTUS himself spotted one of these garments on a Secret Service Agent and insisted on one of his own - complete with a presidential seal.
My BS meter went off on that one. The Secret Service isn't likely to allow "non-issue" gear with all of the other stuff they gotta be concerned with, like where to stow the Uzi and still look non-chalant... Take note... in contrast to his predecessor, this prez is rarely, if ever, seen wearing the presidential seal on his clothing.
Re:POTUS! (Score:3, Informative)
Go go Gadget (Score:2)
Maybe the pockets in the clothing are not good enough, maybe pockets in our bodies can be looked at (no matter how discussting that sounds
FBI Pants (Score:2, Informative)
They're a cross between normal kahkis and cargo pants, and they are very comfortable to wear.
Re:FBI Pants (Score:1)
Re:FBI Pants (Score:2, Informative)
http://www.royalrobbins.com/ [royalrobbins.com]
http://www.511tactical.com/ [511tactical.com]
increased risk of cancer ? (Score:1, Interesting)
PAN-handle. (Score:3, Funny)
And your gf says Is that (Score:4, Funny)
Your Sat phone?
Your PDA?
Your iPod?
Your USB key fob?
Oh... so you _are_ happy to see me then
Re:And your gf says Is that (Score:2, Funny)
What are you talking about?
All nerds are happy to see their compu
One of these suits me just fine... (Score:5, Interesting)
http://www.greatoutdoorsdepot.com/apparel-vest-sa
Mine was also cheaper because I got it from my local Army/Navy Surplus store rather than from an overpriced online vendor.
Wearing one of these spares me the need to bring along a purse or a fannypack or backpack or whatever. I wouldn't trust a laptop to the back pocket, but I certainly trust everything else I haul around to this kind of vest.
The only thing is that people ask me for press credentials a lot when I wear it...
Fabric contraceptive (Score:4, Funny)
Passions are rising, you are ripping off each others clothes, then you realise that she is just about to hurl your trousers (pants), containing a months paycheck worth of kit across the room.
I have as many gadgets as the next geek, but by putting them in a bag I get to rip of my clothes with wanton abandon! (not that I get the chance as often as I would like!)
Re:Fabric contraceptive (Score:2, Funny)
Ok, so maybe in a stripsearch...
Re:Fabric contraceptive (Score:2)
You sue her, of course. For the first month's child support.
Re:Fabric contraceptive (Score:2)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107206/ [imdb.com]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0155267/ [imdb.com]
President Bush has a gadget suit!!! (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/10/29/bu
The last thing I need... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The last thing I need... (Score:3, Funny)
There's a LAN party in my pants and I want you all to cum. . . . Humiliation!
Motorcycle Jacket (Score:1)
Plus it looks indimidating, though I would like something a little more low key sometimes.
Re:Motorcycle Jacket (Score:2)
Now all we need... (Score:2)
Oh wait, nerds don't walk anywhere except to the snack machine. Well, I guess that's good enough because they probably have docking stations for all their goodies at any place they plan to be stationed for more than 8 hours.
If you'd like the same sort of thing as a t-shirt (Score:4, Insightful)
Personally, the older I get, the less crap I want to carry around with me - much less on me. I stopped wearing a watch years ago. One really good, small PDA/cell phone is all I want or need - and I don't want to have to work to dig the thing out from some hidden pocket.
Or you could just do it the cheap way (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Or you could just do it the cheap way (Score:2)
Don't get me wrong: cargo pants rock. They're just not practical for gadgets.
Personal area network? (Score:3, Funny)
However, given how fat I am, my Personal Area Network is probably a Wide Area Network....
Yeah, and another good thing about it (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yeah, and another good thing about it (Score:2)
I want a.... (Score:3)
Batbelt is where it's at.. (Score:4, Interesting)
However, long time ago I realized the best solution is to trust in the almighty batbelt. The trick is just to keep the batman factor as low as possible. A nice coat will cover everything. I have a backpack for the rest.
An anorak for anoraks (Score:2, Insightful)
I'd like to see the pockets and 'personal network' features in a jacket that doesn't look so high-tech and awful. The whole point of getting all that garbage off your belt and eliminating the pocket-bulges is to look like less of a goober, after all.
Possibly the greatest thing about the tunnel ... (Score:2)
Now, with this integrated tunnel system, the next time I go out I can stuff a very long one and it'll snake all around me.
Wait til they get a load of me now!
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Re:Dockers mobile pants (Score:5, Interesting)
Lower left: cell phone and reversible screwdriver
Lower right: PDA
Upper inside: pager on vibrate
upper outside right: USB drive with emergency software kit
Upper outside left: RF employee badge
Other pockets: wallet, change, stupid pieces of paper people give me instead of using email.
Docker stopped production due to inadequate sales. Their premier advertisement was terrible; I don't know which lamers they used as a control group. And, the geeks here on slashdot have no one but themselves to blame for the lack of sales. Go out and SPEND your massive paychecks at the local Dockers store!
Re:Dockers mobile pants (Score:3, Funny)
So, what idiosyncracy requires that you change your pants 4 times in one day?
Re:Dockers mobile pants (Score:2)
[old guy voice]
In My Day, we only had to change our pants when a petrified Natlie Portman poured grits down them.
Take a hint from the ultimate gadget sport (Score:4, Insightful)
There is absolutely no gadget activity that comes anywhere near flyfishing in the amount of gadgetry involved. Yet, flyfishermen are able to pack everything into a fishing vest. I reckon a fishing vest would be a fine way to organise all those PDAs, MP3s etc. Suggest washing before use on the subway though.
Re:support the convergence of tech gadgets (Score:2)
guess what the catch is - yup - storage! Only 40 MB - too much for photos (from the built-in camera) plus ringtones, too little for music. There are rumoursthough that the next version will accomodate a memory stick......
right now the only useful thing about the mp3 playing is that I can get the old british post office public telephone ringtone for free.
Re:support the convergence of tech gadgets (Score:2)
Phone + PDA convergence made sense. Phone + music player does not, at least with current storage technology.
The problem is that a music player needs many gigabytes of storage. Currently, you just can't get a 100 gig drive that is small enough to not make a phone seem bulky. Maybe in a few years...
Then there are power issues. Music players use energy much faster than phones (unless you're talking on the phone all the time). So it woul
Re:Why would you bring so much stuff at a wedding? (Score:2)