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remote-controlled graveyard. Supposedly this site is another computer-controlled setup, but it's not responding at the moment. Still looking for a pumpkin carving pattern (the Ellen Feiss pattern is nice too)? Or perhaps you'd prefer yet another punkin-chunking machine, a new model which has several news stories about it: here and here. And if spooky stories are more your style, everything2 is running a scary story contest (see last year's for ideas).
reminds me of Ripley's (Score:4, Informative)
Loomis
FoxTrot Halloween (Score:5, Funny)
"I feel like I should send Microsoft some of this."
Heh.
-Russ
Re:FoxTrot Halloween (Score:3, Funny)
Re:FoxTrot Halloween (Score:5, Funny)
Only a few people got the joke, and most of the girls at the party thought I was a wierdo geek and ignored me.
*sigh*
Re:Microsoft Halloween (Score:1, Troll)
http://global.msads.net/ads/HOTENG/00482280008_PP
Hey! That must be where the Tick is working now that the show was cancelled.
Poor bastard.
Halloween reading for geeks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Halloween reading for geeks (Score:2)
Oh, and this place [msn.com] is much scarier than any graveyeard.
Re:Halloween reading for geeks (Score:2, Funny)
Q: Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Xmas?
A: Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
The original idea of All Hallow's Eve... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:The original idea of All Hallow's Eve... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:The original idea of All Hallow's Eve... (Score:5, Insightful)
Not everything is a conspiracy, ya know.
Re:The original idea of All Hallow's Eve... (Score:2)
Heh, ok. Fine. Sorry. Heaven *forbid* you should ever breed. Better? =)
Re:The original idea of All Hallow's Eve... (Score:2)
Re:The original idea of All Hallow's Eve... (Score:5, Interesting)
People believed around this time, spirits walked the earth. They would put out their fires, in order to make their homes less appealing to the spririts. They also dressed up, and acted strange, in order to make the spirits think they were already posessed, so they would move on.
Children would also go door to door, and ask for "treats" in exchange for singing a song, or reciting a poem. This tradition was brought to America by Irish immigrants in the mid 1800's
Listen to NPR a little, no conspriacy here
You'll have to wait until February to see a holiday that was truely concocted by merchandisers to sell thing (namely cards and flowers)
---Lane
Re:The original idea of All Hallow's Eve... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The original idea of All Hallow's Eve... (Score:1)
Re:The original idea of All Hallow's Eve... (Score:2)
Actually, that's not entirely true. St Valentine's Day came from pre-Christian Roman culture with the feast of Lupercalia (a fertility ritual), celebrated on the night of the 14th through the 15th of February.
Re:The original idea of All Hallow's Eve... (Score:4, Informative)
In reality, the origins of Halloween is much more complex that that. Check out this article [howstuffworks.com] to find out more. In particular:
It's funny that the whole Halloweeen thing may be an early example of "embrace and extend". The early church rescheduled All Saint's Day to coincide with an older pagan holiday, then told people to go ahead and have fun on the new enhanced hybrid holiday.
even better, a pumpkin that can SPRING INTO ACTION (Score:1)
Halloween Scavenger Hunt (Score:4, Interesting)
http://hiptop.bedope.com/ [bedope.com]
It's a halloween scavenger hunt. The objective is to use your Hiptop mobile device, and take pictures of as many things on the list as you can. There are 5 teams (which are closed, sorry johnny-com-lately's), each vying for the fabulous prizes being awarded to the one team that score the most points (each item on the list has a point value. McDonalds is 1, White Castle 2. George W. Bush is 8, Al Gore is
What's everyone doing? (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm in college, so I wasn't planning to, but I found out everyone else is getting into the spirit, so I need a costume quick.
I combed the shops this morning and this was all that was left to buy: stage blood and various color face paint. Any ideas? If I can't think of something cool I can make quickly, I just going to mix up a grey-green paint and go as a zombie.
uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh brrraaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn
Anyway, I just want to know what cool costumes everyone else did.
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:4, Funny)
Do what I do...
I usually spend the day dressed up as my evil twin (at leat it's cheap!).
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:1)
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:1)
Can't do that I am the evil twin!
Besides I don't want to wear my twin's dresses.
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:2)
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:2)
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:2)
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:3, Funny)
Impale the box and spread your sage blood liberally.
If you're creative, paint your face up like the mascot. (They're GRRReat!)
Go, cereal killer, go.
(Yeah, it sucks, but I usually go as a chick, but this year I cut my hair, so it's a bit tougher to pull off.)
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:1)
You could just put a plant on your head and go as a root, or a spoon and be "crazy-spoon-head-man".
Gimme some candy!
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:2)
Since I hadn't really thought of a costume this year (no money to spend, no time to work on it), I just threw on my Ren garb. And so far, it's better than anyone else's costume!
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:2, Funny)
No kidding. I took a stormtrooper helmet, threw on some surfer shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. It's great!
The hard part is finding the helmet.
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:2)
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:2)
It's a lot easier than trying to find a yellow and black zig-zag pattern shirt and shaving your head, but people still recognize you as Charlie Brown...
-JDF
Re:What's everyone doing? (Score:2)
Drug store: fishermans cap.
Service station: Cheap cigars
Drink beer. Get drunk.
"Drunk fisherman"
Pregnant BSD cheerleader!!! (Score:2, Funny)
I'm going as a pregnant BSD cheerleader!!!
http://ironorchid.com/jjinux/daemon/index.html [ironorchid.com]
Wow (Score:2, Funny)
We only live 5 miles from the border between Canada and the USA. The drug dealer in my city should get one of those. Then they can drive along shooting their product over the border.
Re:Wow (Score:1)
Pumpkin Chunking!! (Score:2, Insightful)
http://www.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local
http://www.worldcha
coolest pumpkin carvings (Score:5, Interesting)
He carves giant pumpkins, and they don't look like the standard run-o-the-mill jack-o-lanterns, thats for sure!
On the matter of holidays (Score:1)
I like halloween, but I like the weekend before that, Fall Back, even better!
I am all about an extra hour of sleep:)
Tux pumpkin (Score:4, Funny)
1.A Pumpkin
2.Artistic Ability
3.Expensive Software
4.Something called a light board (sounds arty)
Wow! Simple!
you know, if i could draw tux i wouldn't need a kit...
Re:Tux pumpkin (Score:5, Funny)
"All you need to run this free software is standard PC hardware! And these CDs, of course. Well, you'll probably want to partition your hard drive beforehand, too. Be sure you know the specs of your components so you can configure the OS correctly. And do you know how to configure your own broadband Internet connection? No, you can't use AOL on this, but here's a great web-based tool that's also free and you only need to compile it once or twice...."
Re:Tux pumpkin (Score:2)
Isn't this sort of hypocritical? Why would I want to pay money for software to make a Jack O'Lantern of a free operating system's mascot?
Re:Tux pumpkin (Score:2)
Hmm. The tux pumpkin is a helpful tutorial, basically it says to make a pumpkin with tux on it all you need is:
1.A Pumpkin
2.Artistic Ability
3.Expensive Software
4.Something called a light board (sounds arty)
Wow! Simple!
Re:Tux pumpkin (Score:2, Interesting)
Take a look for yourself! [visi.com]
Human counterweight trebuchet.. (Score:1, Informative)
Air cannons are no fun..(you can't see the pumpkin from the air cannons!) medieval technology is much more interesting to watch.
old machine: http://www.onager.net/page103.htm
Going bigger this year.. Look for the Mankiller Mark II.. ask for James..
Geek scary movies (Score:3, Informative)
Call that a pun'kin chucker? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Call that a pun'kin chucker? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Call that a pun'kin chucker? (Score:2)
-Chucker
pumpkin cannon (Score:2)
5 mile range?!
quote "This is way too much fun to stop."
'nuf said! lol
Amusing Halloween Cartoon... (Score:2, Redundant)
Check out today's Foxtrot [ucomics.com], Im sure most of the ppl visiting this site will get a chuckle from it.
Re:Amusing Halloween Cartoon... (Score:2)
Why do Americans call this a holiday? (Score:1)
Instead it seemed very clever marketing by companies wanted an extra cash boost in October had brainwashed everybody... perhaps through manipulation of parents by advertising at their children.
Because it's fun (Score:4, Insightful)
You don't need a day off to have a holiday. Some holidays are just for fun. Are all of the holidays in your country _serious_ holidays? Don't you just want to go out and play sometimes?
Not everyone in America celebrates halloween so extremely. It's mostly celebrated by people 35 and under (with many exceptions), and is a big holiday for many college kids, geeks, artists, and people who veer from the mainstream.
I'll give you a perspective from someone in the San Francisco, California area. Halloween is a holiday because:
- It's fun
- It's creative. I get to exercise my creative juices by decorate my house in spiderwebs, skeltons and blacklights. Next year I'm planning Robotic flying ghosts in my front yard.
- It's an excuse to dress up
- The children love it
- It's an excuse to party. Halloween is by far the biggest holiday in the San Francisco area. In the city, you'll have parties that stretch for 10 blocks, with tens-of-thousands of people dancing and having a good time.
- Day of the dead is tomorrow (Big holiday in Mexico and here in California).
Now, there are historical roots to the trick-or-treating, and the dress up, and pumpkins, and the day of the dead, but I won't go into that now. (Wait, looks like you're from the UK. You should know the roots already!)
Re:Because it's fun (Score:1)
It's not a holiday. Stop calling it that! Significant day perhaps, but not holiday! If you think it's a holiday, then you've conned.
Another thing: why does society have to give you a reason to have fun and party and perhaps even dress up? What's wrong with doing it on some other day in the rest of the year when you're not being a sheep or have to deal with lots of other really really annoying (and often obnoxiously loud and intrusive) people? I party quite a lot, but with the people of my choice and without having other people in my face. We party on our terms, not corporations. The whole thing is just dumb for dumb unimaginative people who don't know how to have fun by themselves.
As for the historical side: it can't even be compared.
Re:Because it's fun (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks for being so 'fun'. With those dictionary references, I'm sure you're a riot at parties.
Another thing: why does society have to give you a reason to have fun and party and perhaps even dress up? What's wrong with doing it on some other day in the rest of the year when you're not being a sheep
So tell me, in the last year, how many times did you wake up one morning and say "Today, I'm going to dress up in a costume and go to work|school|to the park|whatever!". Let me guess... zero. And I wouldn't do it either. Why? Because if I was the only person wearing a costume, I'd feel like an idiot.
Look, Halloween gives me an excuse to dress up as a scarecrow and take my nephew out to get candy from the neighbors. We like it. It's fun. It's full of imagination and creative energy. I can't wait until I have my own kids and can take them out.
I love making my house look haunted. I like the toys, I like the special effects.
There is nothing wrong with communities dressing up and celebrating the same thing on the same day. Doing this does not make us 'sheep' any more then celebrating New Years on the same day. It's a fucking holiday.
Don't like it? Fine, don't do it. Nobody's forcing you. Now go back to your 'fun'...
You want sheep, try Valentines day. But leave my holiday the fuck alone.
Re:Because it's fun (Score:2)
2. Occurring rarely; adapted for a special occasion.
1. A consecrated day; religious anniversary; a day set apart in honor of some person, or in commemoration of some event.
Ther is more than just your definition.
Irish Setters?! (Score:2)
Chevy: Emily.
Emily: Yes, Cheddar?
Chevy: Irish settlers. Irish settlers brought Halloween to the US in the 1800's.
Emily: Oh, that's different. Nevermind.
(With apologies to Gilda.)
Re:Why do Americans call this a holiday? (Score:1)
It's actually November 1 that is the holy day (Allhallowmas, or All Saints' Day), but we Americans like to move our holidays around just for fun. In this case, we have a holieve instead of a holiday.
One of the funniest ones out there (Score:1, Funny)
GIVE IT UP! (Score:2)
Re:GIVE IT UP! (Score:2)
Yankee Siege (Score:1)
My Dad went to see it and was very impressed. I have seen the photos--I want one.
For those in New England, this thing is in Greenfield, NH
Pumpkin Cannon is a scary story (Score:5, Funny)
The fact that there is a "regulation" barrel size for a pumpkin shooting competition scares me.
I don't believe it (Score:1)
Ellen Feiss Pumpkin? (Score:3, Funny)
Blizzard's site (Score:2, Interesting)
The "Ellen Feiss" pattern is spooky (Score:5, Insightful)
Punkin Lovin (Score:2)
Michael! Taco! Hemos! How could you forget! (Score:2)
http://www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2002.html [homestarrunner.com]
Grumpkins! (Score:2)
This guy has way way way too much time on his hands
Wait, so do I.
-S
Sorry Folks...go home. (Score:2)
Get your own Carving tools (Score:2)
The company is Pumpkin Masters [pumpkinmasters.com].
Unfortunately, I don't have any of my pictures on the web at this point, but I have used their tools and patterns for the past 5 years now with no failure.
Pumpkin gun (Score:2)
A story about the cannon published last week in The Herald-Times of Bloomington was picked up by The Associated Press, leading to calls from reporters as far away as Great Britain.
I actually saw a TV news spot on this thing here in Japan...(probably from the AP spot)
Re:Holloween must be boycott'ed (Score:5, Funny)
I love satin! Soft, smooth, shiny. Satin is definitely not "pure evil." Pure lux, is more like it. What's this AC's problem with satin?! Where would the post 9-11 world be without satin pajamas?! We must fight for the love of satin or the terrorists will have already won!
Uh... he probably meant "Satan." Whatever.
Re:Holloween must be boycott'ed (Score:2)
WORSHIP SATIN
Re:Holloween must be boycott'ed (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Holloween must be boycott'ed (Score:1, Flamebait)
*Hates feeding a troll, but I have karma to burn*
I am assuming that you are American since you are using 9-11 as your excuse (as are too many other radicals and blood suckers in our society) for this post.
Do you understand that the U.S. has FREEDOM OF SPEECH??? It is great that you have your beliefs on this matter, but don't go pushing your feelings and beliefs onto others!
Besides, you take halloween too seriously if you really believe that crap. Halloween can be a time to have fun, dress up as your favorite movie character, super hero, or monster if you prefer. It is a time when you can act goofy and not have people think too much less of you. IT is also a great excuse for getting together with friends and getting drunk!
Besides, this post isn't just about halloween
Lighten up man - and realize that although this instance of this equipment is being used "for evil", it could also be used "for good"!
(Obviously, I'm not trolling since I'm not being a coward by not posting anonymously, so please don't mod me as so
Re:Holloween must be boycott'ed (Score:2)
The parent poster hasn't "pushing" his beliefs on you - he was simply stating them publicly. That's freedom of speech.
You also have the right to ignore him...
Re:Holloween must be boycott'ed (Score:1)
Please bash your head into the nearest wall to claim your prize.
Re:Holloween must be boycott'ed (Score:1)
Ahh, behold the power of Satin.
Re:Holloween must be boycott'ed (Score:2)
If I had enough rolls of satin I could make a dress to fit the whole Earth, and the entire planet would look like a woman! Mwuhahahahhaah!
Next year: the diabolical plan involving silk.
graspee
Re:Holloween must be boycott'ed (Score:1)
A pagan, in simple terms, is a non-Christian. Satan is only acknowledged by a subset of Christians. Therefore, pagans will never celebrate or worship Satan, especially the atheists.
(Side note: A Satanist would have to be a subset of Christianity because they acknowledge a christian entity.)
(Side note 2: a non-pagan, depending on context, could even be Muslim or Jew, or simply be monotheistic.)
(Side note 3: a more cynical definition of pagan would be "one whose beliefs contradict my own")
Re:I know this is an american forum... (Score:1)
Oh, wait, you're not talking about football (soccer), are you?
Europeans that hate Americans are the funniest lot, because they forget that they're country sucked enough for people to go across oceans to avoid.
I hate nationalism.
Re:I know this is an american forum... (Score:1)
And I'm not french.
Re:I know this is an american forum... (Score:1)
If you don't want kids at your door, turn off the goddamned porch light.
If you don't want to dress up, don't.
Fun is optional.
Re:I know this is an american forum... (Score:1)
Luckily, the trick 'n treating hasn't yet started here...nobody came at the door. How many years till they will? I don't know, it's only the last three years that halloween has been commercialised here. So give it another 3 years, and some kids will have it "embedded" in their mind, and will find it "normal". That is something I want to avoid at all costs.
Re:I know this is an american forum... (Score:2)
This doesn't really happen. If it does happen, it's a prank: Done by some teenagers (Teens do not usually go trick-or-treating), it'll happen weather their's candy or not, it might happen any night of the year, not just halloween, it's usually something less damaging like toilet paper, and it's usually the house of someone you know (like a coworker or a teacher or the principal). In short, it's a prank. An annoying prank.
Most kids are too polite to pull tricks like this. If there's no candy, the kids usuall shrug their sholders and go on to the next house.
Re:I know this is an american forum... (Score:2)
Halloween here IS way too commercialized, but that doesn't make Halloween a bad thing. There's a whole halloween subculture out there dedicated to creating cool halloween effects. The best costumes and the best decorations are the homemade ones.
If there's one thing that Europeans are good at it's resisting corporate culture (Well, ok, maybe mostly the Europeans who are 20+. I was shocked at the amount of American TV I saw while in Germany this summer...).
When Halloween becomes more popular in Europe, hopefully you'll be able to keep the commercialism in check. Turn off the TV, come up with your own traditions, and create your own flavor of Halloween...
Because like it or not, Halloween is in Europe to stay.
Re:I know this is an american forum... (Score:2)
Your polititian reference is a good one, though, a lot of people are unwilling to look at fellow "people of the book" and realize that there is a lot of shitty stuff done on both sides of that conflict.
I don't see what you mean by arrogance, but whatever, why doesn't everyone hate the French?
That was a joke, it's really the Quebec'ers that are that bad.
That was a joke, too.
I don't see arrogance, but, if I may be so bold, I don't watch much TV. Perhaps some of your countrymen and women should follow that example.
Re:I know this is an american forum... (Score:1)
That's funny, I know quite some Americans who'd like to leave the US and go to Europe. Honestly, I don't know anyone who left Europe for the US.
It is not that we do not allow fun or something like that, we have our own holidays and pushing halloween will make those holidays die. That is in essence a "loss of culture" due to greedy commercialism. So you are all in favour of losing diversity in human culture? Nice, I'm not for it at all.
Re:I know this is an american forum... (Score:1)
I was replying to an AC (Score:1)
Anyways... Even though my handle says I'm a Troll, I really am not. I really *do* dislike the commerical pushing of a holiday just for the sake of profit. Oh, and my original post got modded Troll and Flamebait, just because I was being truthfull to my own culture. I get called a nationalist, people use WWII against me etc... Now, while my statements may not be popular around here, they certainly have a core of truth.
No hair on my head thinks of moving to the US. I was there, it's nice for a holiday...and I suspect many Americans think that about Europe too. I do respect Americans, but the way Halloween has been introduced here is really not a thing to be proud of. Heck today, at the gas-station I was served by a witch! Why? I just don't get it, it's not going to make me buy more gas or so.
Re:I was replying to an AC (Score:2)
You misunderstand. The witch didn't dress up to please you, and she didn't dress up to see you more gasoline. She dressed up for herself, perhaps for her friends at the station (No offsense, but you're a customer, not a friend), and perhaps for a party afterwards.
What's wrong with that? Let her have her fun.
Re:I was replying to an AC (Score:2)
Same reason as the gas-station attendant... to have fun. Hell, a canteen can be a very boring place to work. You need all the fun you can get.
Re:I'm popular with AC's today, it seems. (Score:2)
Not just in the Bible belt either, my Mom used to work in a library in New Jersey, and they had to remove the Halloween decorations because a customer complained.
Halloween was always my favorite holiday as a child, but I used to get upset when it seemed to be serving an agenda I didn't like. As a small child I had an orthodoxy about Halloween, ghosts, witches and demons were ok, firemen (except undead firemen) and flowers were not. Nobody ever paid any attention to me, of course, and as I grew older and mellowed out I realized that people were going to do exactly what they wanted to do and I couldn't force them to do what I wanted anyway. (It really made me mad when, after forcing my poor mother to work for hours on my mummy costume some kid dressed as a fire hydrant won the costume contest at school. Grrr...)
Do you have any costume holidays where you live? I mean holidays where people pick their own costumes, not holidays with particular costumes (like not like everyone dressing up as Santa Claus at Christmas.). If not, that's the problem. People like excuses to dress up in costume, I believe it is why Mardi Gras is also very popular.
Re:You are a psychotic asshole (Score:1)
Besides, guns are illegal here. Very... you can't even own a pellet gun as my brother discovered in a unpleasant way.
Re:Evidence? (Score:1)
Re:isdtu t6804t8eoirtu oeprituwert (Score:2, Insightful)
*runs screaming*