Review: Zoolander 292
In the theater where I saw this movie, the audience was laughing throughout. It's not entirely clear how much of this was the quality of the movie, how much that people obviously needed to laugh.
The premise is great. An evil band of international fashion designers want to kill the prime minister of Malaysia after he announces he's raising the minimum wage of sweatshop workers who make designer clothes for Americans. Apparel prices will skyrocket. They threaten top designer Mugatu (Will Ferrell) with destruction if he doesn't find some vapid, gullible male model to do the deed at the annual fashion show, which the prime minister plans to attend.
"Fabio?" suggests one of the villains? "Too smart," is the decision. The obvious choice for Mugatu is famous, shallow, supermodel Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller), the four-time Male Model of the Year winner, soon to be embittered and unseated by arch-rival Hansel, played brilliantly by Owen Wilson. Female supermodels have long been the target of satirists, but this is the most head-on assault yet on the men.
Zoolander is likeable, stupid, self-absorbed, and manipulable. He gets absolutely nothing about the world beyond the fact that he is "wonderfully, incredibly good-looking." He has his verbal mannerisms. He's about to get an education in how the world really works. He and Hansel vie for top male model spot, including a hilarious "walk-off" on a basement runway to decide who's on top. Neither has ever turned on a computer.
Zoolander comes from a character Stiller helped create for a sketch he did on the l996 VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards. If any event or industry is ripe for vicious parody, it's this one. Stiller is merciless. There's a terrific scene up front involving Stiller's gorgeous but bubble-headed roommates playing at a gas station in the style of stupid TV ads. They get their just desserts here, though the movie is as good-natured as it is biting.
Derek's agent, Maury Ballstein, is played by Jerry Stiller, Ben's dad, who is great as the crude, pompadoured head of the world's biggest modeling agency.
There are targets, spoofs and cultural references galore in Zoolander, including a play on The Manchurian Candidate spot-on blasts at the way the media worships the glam/celebrity culture, and the way in which pop culture can sometimes patronize the people who worship it. David Duchovny does an uncredited walk-on as a conspiratorial ex-model whose face is never shown, but whose hand -- used in cosmetic ads -- is instantly recognizable to Zoolander from catalogs.
American culture, one of the most powerful forces on the planet, is the big target here, especially its consuming valuelessness. Stiller grasps the cultural irony for many of us. As much as we love pop culture, we also recognize that it is becoming sillier, greedier and less honest and creative by the day. It diminishes us, he suggests, as well as the people who create it. Stiller sees popular culture as corrupt and infanticizing, celebrating trendiness above all. In worshipping the empty and the vapid, he seems to be saying, we can't help but become more empty and vapid ourselves. He's got a point.
This movie is wonderfully weird and funny. Ferrell's over-the-top Mogatu is great, as are the Finnish dwarfs and freakazoid orgy. The movie has a score of cameo appearances from fashion world muck-a-mucks, models and celebrities, but the modeling culture is only a stand-in for the celebrity machine that has engulfed publishing, music, TV, film and the arts.
This is a scathingly wonderful movie, as amusing as it is on target.
doing the same to other movies? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:2)
"Don't Say A Word" has a shot of the skyline that includes the WTC towers on the far left. They're not prominent, though.
The funny thing is that it's explicitly supposed to take place on Thanksgiving, 2001.
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:4, Insightful)
Where does it end? It's editorial abuse. I find it a perversion of the 9/11 incident, and the people who died there, that someone thinks that all photographic memory in pop media should be wiped of any trace of its former existence. And what excuse do they offer up for doing it?
"It might hurt someone's feelings."
What a cop-out.
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:2, Insightful)
Personally, I think it's all propoganda. The media feel that it's their responsibilty to make sure that when the public thinks of the WTC, they only think of it as being blown up. There seems to be a need in today's media to reinforce fact in everybody's mind. (Maybe they think we're all stupid and we'll forget..?) They want us so we won't forget, and so that they'll be in full support of whatever the president decides.
Now I'm not saying this is a gov't conspiracy. Far from it; I think the media honestly believes that this is their responsibility. They feel that they should be doing everything in their power to make sure that their viewers feel the devestation just as strongly as their reporters did. Which I don't think is a bad thing, if you're only giving a special report. But whenever you have continuing coverage for more than.. oh.. say.. two weeks? That's when you get into brainwashing territory.
I noticed something equally disturbing in the first few days, however, and that was how the media was already taking it upon itself to question the usefulness of the country's intelligence bureaus. This is not the job of the media--especially in a time of crisis. The job of the media is to report the news, not make suppositions about it. It should be a watchdog group who's doing that kind of report, and presenting it to the media for reporting to the public. Having the media making such observations and suggestions on their own is completely unprofessional.
The problem is that it's not the gov't that runs the country in cases like this; it's national opinion. The gov't doesn't actually make decisions on foreign policy; they follow the lead of the american populace. And when they want to find out the national opinion, who do they turn to? CNN.
So allow me to put this into perspective for you; when the gov't wants our opinion, they watch CNN. Whenever we want to find out what our leaders are doing, we turn to CNN, fox, etc. So who's really running the country?
And people wonder about buildings being removed from movies.. here's a question for you; who owns CNN? AOL Time Warner. And what do they own? Warner Bros., New Line Cinema..
Wait, sorry, that is a conspiracy theory.. oh, never mind...
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:3, Insightful)
I feel sickened that people are trying to avoid the "hurt feelings." Pictures of the WTC shoudl be reminders of what happened, and while it may hurt some peoples' feelings, it may help others remember the event a little more clearly -- which is what we need to do.
Can't allow ourselves to forget that it happened.
~ravyn
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:2, Insightful)
If they start doing it to older movies, I'll be somewhat angry. That's a little bit too 1984 for me.
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:2)
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:2, Insightful)
If they leave the towers in, people will be reminded of the attacks. If they edit the towers out, people will say "look, they edited the towers out!:
I say leave them in. That's what it looked like when it was being filmed.
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:1)
What's the point? (Score:1)
I don't see a reason why they should be removed from current films, either. It seems to be some sort of denial, as if the Towers never existed and nothing bad happened to the people who were in them. The footage of the Towers may bring back some bad memories, but there are other things to concentrate on in the movie than which buildings appear in the landscape.
Catches criminals just like flies,,, (Score:1)
You can check some archived news here: http://www.darkhorizons.com/news10/01indx3.htm for more details on some of the many productions effected.
This really sort of annoys me personally, as it reminds me of the term "revisionist history". Sure it isn't completely the same thing, but pretending something never existed because something extrememly bad happened to it seems rather absurd.
Re:Catches criminals just like flies,,, (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Catches criminals just like flies,,, (Score:1)
Re:Catches criminals just like flies,,, (Score:1)
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:2, Interesting)
if they are set post 9/11/01 (Score:1)
The point is the WTC/twin towers are an important piece of history. The symbolized so much before they were destroyed, and they symbolize so much more now that they are gone. I think we should be as reallalistic as possible out of respect for what the towers were/are. Maybe this is more of a long time view, because current logic is affected by the closeness of the event, and the emostional impact it may have.
I just think the movie people should keep things the way they are in real life. which is that before 9/11/01 the towers were there, and after 9/11/01 the towers wheren't.
Re:doing the same to other movies? (Score:2)
I really wish (Score:3, Redundant)
I really love this movie
Because then I would have known to not go. As it stands, I went and suffered.
Re:I really wish (Score:2, Insightful)
Because then I would have known not to read the comments. As it stands, I read and suffered yet another Katz bashing.
Is that cool to do these days? Do you get a cheque in the mail every time you rag on Katz for posting to Slashdot, with no other reason than because he's Jon Katz?
Please stop, because it's really getting tiresome.
Re:I really wish (Score:2)
Re:I really wish (Score:1, Offtopic)
It's funny when people try to post replies as anon to comments made about them.
Talk about sheep. Ha! You've proven your stupidity.
Re:I really wish (Score:1, Offtopic)
I didn't assume anything, you assumed that you knew what I ment in my post. Sorry, you loose. Please play again.
Re:I really wish (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:I really wish (Score:2)
Re:I really wish (Score:2)
Musketeer Review :( (Score:2)
The premise of the movie was fine (young man, wants to revenge father's death) yet the rest sucked. The acting was pretty bad and the dialogue was worse.
There were two saving graces. Humor -- I don't know if it was intended in all the places it came up (the exhausted horse that he said he would come back for like he was leaving his love) and Heather Grahmn PG-13 nude in the bath-tub
I suggest finding another movie to see this weekend or waiting for Johnny Depp in From Hell
RIOT (Score:2, Interesting)
The moral: Don't go see the Musketeer.
Re:Musketeer Review :( (Score:1)
Re:I really wish (Score:2)
If women find him sexy, I think it speaks very badly of them. I thought it was only us guys who were stupid enough to go for women who act lobotomized and are dishonest in every role they're ever cast in because they are trying so hard to be "nice".
Re:I really wish (Score:2)
Re:I really wish (Score:2)
Hilarious! (Score:1)
"Anyone could die in a freak gasoline fight accident!"
Re:Hilarious! (Score:1)
It Hates Hates (Hates!) "Big Fashion" (Score:1, Troll)
Comment removed (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Are you okay Jon? (Score:3, Insightful)
Where are the deep messages against pop culture in this funny yet completely brainless movie? Complain about the industry all you want, but if you bothered to see this you'll see Jon is seeing what he wants to see and he's got you hook, line, and sinker.
Of all the comedy actors out there I'd rather give my 5 bucks up to Ben. If you ever saw his old TV show or his role in Heavyweights you'll know exactly why.
Re:Are you okay Jon? (Score:1)
A clever misspelling of starred?
WTC in Movies (Score:1, Redundant)
Cliff
Re:WTC in Movies (Score:1)
There's just something about watching the main terrorist fall from the roof of the hijacked skyscraper from the point of view of the ground (VERY similar to shots we saw from NYC) or even worse, an explosion on Wall Street, covering everyone in a thick cloud of dust that snaps you out of the "escapist movie" mode and blankets everyone with an uneasy silence....
-Frobozz
Re:WTC in Movies (Score:1, Redundant)
You really want weird? I was cleaning out some old Pop-Up Video episodes on the TiVo, and as I fast-forwarded through some commercials I saw a Jeep commercial, which was riffing on the "there's only one {Amazon, jungle, etc, ..., Jeep}" theme. For "jungle" they had the NYC skyline as it then was.
And right after that, I got a Tina Turner video looking across at the NYC skyline...as it then was.
Twin Towers (Score:5, Insightful)
Am I the only one who thinks this is wrong? I mean, obviously the sight of the WTC in these movies may be upsetting to some people, but in my opinion, wiping them out of movies and tv shows like they never even existed is extremely disrespectful to the memories of those who lost their lives in the disaster.
Re:Twin Towers (Score:1, Troll)
Re:Twin Towers (Score:1)
Removing the WTC from films and pictures does just what the terrorists wanted. it removes 'the abomination'
Sigh. We'll never learn.
Re:Twin Towers (Score:1)
Re:Twin Towers (Score:1)
Man, I sure hope we get those Eastasia guys this time. I don't know if I can handle another week of hate.
Re:Twin Towers (Score:5, Insightful)
I definitely agree. It sometimes reminds me of the Orwellian vision of continuously altered history, in which all records were updated to reflect the current version of truth, making it look as if there had never been a different one. I understand that the surface purpose of this editing is to avoid pangs of unpleasant emotion, but I'm not sure if avoidance is the healthiest course.
I'm reminded of Jessica Mitford's analysis of the funeral industry [salon.com], which has so sanitized and commercialized death that families have no practical connection to the corpses of their loved ones, and thus often have difficulty dealing with the reality of the event. Sometimes exposure rather than avoidance is the fastest path to acceptance of a tragedy.
Re:Twin Towers (Score:2)
My guess for replacements would be a few 60-story towers of a similar design. These would be less tempting targets while replacing the lost office space. There would, of course, be a memorial, but it wouldn't be visible in the skyline.
"He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past."
Re:Twin Towers (Score:2)
Of course, not being a New Yorker I might not be able to fully understand how they see it.
Re:Twin Towers (Score:1)
But replacing them digitally was probably too obvious. I'm sure lots of people noticed the change and thought about the WTC anyway, so it probably wasn't that effective and it got people thinking the way you are... about the moral value of doing that in a movie. Wrong move, but not out of disrespect.
I haven't seen the movie, but I think they probably should have tried to change the scenes instead, if possible, to a locale where you couldn't see the WTC.
Re:Twin Towers (Score:3, Insightful)
While I agree with you that this sort of thing is wrong, I think Katz may be wrong. While a building was definitely added, as part of the plot, I saw no evidence that the Twin Towers had been removed. There are many, many shots of the skyline in the movie, but I don't recall a single one that looked at that part of Manhattan, and I was looking for it.
At one point, the camera was panning south through the skyline, but cut to the next scene before it was south enough to reach the WTC. Was this edited? If so, good, 'cause I was tired of all the skyline fller.
Re:Twin Towers (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Twin Towers (Score:3, Funny)
I agree completely.
The other day I saw a movie that took place in California in 1998, and they showed it without any glaciers, and there were no dinosaurs walking around either! How disrespectful to the memories of all the primitive hominid people who were killed by glaciers, and all the dinosaurs who perished in natural cataclysm, that we should just pretend they never existed.
Um, if a movie is set after the towers were destroyed, it doesn't make much sense to show them standing.
Re:Twin Towers (Score:2, Funny)
It's very reasonable. (Score:2)
Zoolander is intended to be a satirical comedy. The writers and producers want their audiences laughing...something that's not going to happen if you show them pictures of the WTC ten days after they collapsed. We don't see Jay Leno poking fun at the people who died in those buildings, so I'm not sure why we're up in arms about a comedy that doesn't show the twin towers.
Nobody's forgetting or supressing what happened (just turn on any television station for evidence). An incredible amount of footage has emerged from this disaster, and I imagine that the WTC will be better known and recognized by our children than what our generation associates with Pearl Harbor (which has hardly been forgotten).
I fully expect to see the "City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" (one of my favorite episodes) on my TV screen again -- but not anytime soon, and I'm not chastising FOX for that, either.
uh, this is a comedy... (Score:3, Insightful)
I agree there's a time for historical accuracy, but this movie really isn't it if you ask me.
Re:Twin Towers (Score:1)
some people laugh (Score:5, Interesting)
Erasing history? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Erasing history? (Score:2)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Re:Erasing history? (Score:1)
It just reminds me of Winston Smith's job...
Shameless Plug - Moderate if you wish (Score:3, Interesting)
There's also this other little thing he is working on called Robot Bastard [robotbastard.com] that you may wish to check out...
(Heaven help the server now!)
Re:Shameless Plug - Moderate if you wish (Score:2)
iMac sequence (Score:1, Offtopic)
"In the computer? Ohhhh...."
PS didja catch the 2001 reference in that scene?
Re:iMac sequence (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, we all "caught it". Hellen Keller with Alzheimer's in an isolation tank would have "caught it".
Confused (Score:1)
Re:Confused (Score:1)
Transcript of E! (Score:1)
Re:Transcript of E! (Score:2)
Katz, make something shorter?
Nah.
rip on the American fashion industry? (Score:1)
My impression, after the first 15 minutes, was quite different. I think, it was a "rip" on the stupid among us, who would like to see a rip on the "American fashion industry" in particular and globalization in general. Mr. Katz included.
Well, of course, this will considered a flame bait... Silly, silly...
-mi
Not funny to everyone (Score:5, Insightful)
A lot of us need some escapism these days, but I don't think that the best place to be finding it is in a movie that pokes fun at muslims and considers their one of their contries (Malaysia) inconsequential.
Ebert's point that I liked the best was that, "If the Malaysians made a comedy about the assassination of the president of the United States because of his opposition to slavery, it would seem approximately as funny to us as "Zoolander" would seem to them."
Comedies like this add to the dislike of America that was exploited by a few crazy lunatics to lead to the Sep. 11 tragedy; how sad is it to see that the first big comedy to come out of the States after those events just pours salt on the wounds of the have-not countries of the world; especially since Malaysia has tried very hard to improve its possition in the world (witness the Petronas towers and the F1 grand prix).
In light of these concerns I think that those who are sensitive to the pain that certain American attitudes can cause to the people of other nations would do well to avoid this film.
Re:Not funny to everyone (Score:4, Insightful)
Please, feel free to boycott this movie because you don't like dumb American comedies (defined as almost anything involving an ex-cast member of SNL), but don't boycott it because it's politically insensitive. Don't confuse Ebert's inappropriate hand-wringing with political sensitivity.
Re:Not funny to everyone (Score:1)
Why do I bring this up? Because any reviewer of art who puts these types of fears (wholly unjustified in retrospect) ahead of the artistic merits of art reviewed has obviously lost what is required to be a serious movie reviewer. He has become and old-man, a reactionary, a nostalgic fat ass pining for the comfort of the art of his youth.
He is no long relavent to film an any meaningful way.
Shun his worthless opinion at every opportunity.
BTW, this is a general trend of his reviewing for the past serveral years, not my reaction only to the review mentioned above.
Re:Not funny to everyone (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Not funny to everyone (Score:2)
The movies he likes are movies the studios pay him to like. The movies he dislikes are ones where he wasn't bribed enough.
My personal favorite movie reviewer is Elvis Mitchell of the new york times. If you want a really good source, though, check out www.rottentomatoes.com, which gives you a lovely sampling of all the reviews for a particular movie.
-gleam
-gleam
Faceless hand model. (Score:1, Insightful)
Whose face is never shown? Katz obviously didn't see the movie.
Of course Duchovny's face is shown. The joke is, he's hideous except for his hand. Duhhhh.
Zoolander is not a social statement! (Score:5, Insightful)
Saying this movie has social value is like saying dumb and dumber put the rich elite in their place. Its typical Stiller and Wil Ferrel comedy turned up to 11. Some of the gags don't work, but this kept me laughing quite a bit.
Not to mention its got Milla Jovovich playing a very sexy fashion henchwoman. Natalie Portman makes a cameo too, in fact every celebrity in the known universe makes a cameo.
Re:Zoolander is not a social statement! (Score:2, Insightful)
"It's not entirely clear how much of this was the
quality of the movie, how much that people
obviously needed to laugh"
Katz is a little too anxious to find deeper
meanings. Sometimes a duck really is just
a duck.
WTC Removal (Score:5, Insightful)
Because it's disturbing to some people?
Some people have mentioned before that it dishonors the memory of the building, and the fine people that were in it, and i totally agree.
So some people will be offended, what happens if those people watch older movies on video that prominently show the WTC Towers? is Hollywood going to grab all the films off the shelf, and edit them out of there?
Personally I'm offended by the fact that they were edited out. It's a great piece of our modern history, and Hollywood is afraid of having anything to do with it.
Re:WTC Removal (Score:2, Insightful)
Wouldn't you if you wanted to produce something that was supposed to make people laugh? Zoolander is a ditzy, no-brains comedy that doesn't need to depress its audience with reminders of the terrorism that just happened. This movie isn't some sort of historical documentary, so either way, removed or not, the towers' appearance doesn't really matter.
If this had something besides just another silly comedy, you might be able to talk about dishonoring memories (and others about Orwelian nightmares), but as it is it didn't matter one way or the other whether the towers were in this movie or not.
Culture Values (Score:1, Troll)
After all, They have banished TV, Radio, Music and Musical instruments, statues, freedom of speech, etc.
So everything we do to support and promote the culture, especially the best of any culture, is as deadly as any bullet fired in their direction.
Art can be a weapon.
New Tagline (Score:1, Troll)
Slashdot: News for Nerds. Stuff that matters. And now, movie reviews!
Okay, I understood the sci-fi & fantasy movie reviews, but it looks like we are degrading into reviewing *any* movie.
Why do we keep seeing these? (Score:1)
Sigh. I usually ignore people that flame about Slashdot losing it's focus, because I know that geekdom has many circles. Sure, LoTR and Star Wars might be just fine. But Zoolander? Ben Stiller is a genius, yes. But there's no particular nerd genre appeal.
Let's all just tell Jon to get a KriticKatz.com website for these things, and keep the front page of Slashdot at least slightly focused. Please?
Re:Why do we keep seeing these? (Score:2)
Of course, that makes posting trolls in response to his stories all that much harder...
David Duchovny (Score:1)
As a matter of fact you do see his face,through most of his major scene. I hadn't realized it was him until then.
I would go to this movie... (Score:5, Funny)
Funny, (Score:1)
Removing the Twin Towers seems wrong (Score:5, Insightful)
Rember when you were asking me what irony ment? (Score:3, Insightful)
Are we now Soviets? (Score:2, Insightful)
This is altering history in the same manner that the Soviet Union was infamous for. Officals in the USSR who had fallen from favor would be airbrushed-out of archival photos and histories - re-written with the goal of making the "un-person" not only cease to exist, but to cease to have EVER existed. (See Orwell's 1984 for the mechanics of this)
This is wrong in a free society that (I hope) values truth over pleasing fiction. We have to get over the idea that we can wish troubling facts and events away.
For better or worse, our children and future generations seeing old movies should see towers where there were towers in the first half of 2001. If that leads kids or others to uncomfortable questions about what happened to those tall buildings, maybe a history lesson would not be such a bad thing...
Get a clue Jon! It was about female models. (Score:3, Insightful)
Jon, this film WAS a send-up of female models. It is simply more politically correct to use male models. Otherwise the movie would have seemed vicious rather than funny. You can get away with much more by being indirect.
I took the movie as being set in an alternate universe in which male models are popular in that same way that female models are in ours.
As long as I'm posting, let me say that the trailers contained every funny moment from the film with the exception of the gas station scene. In fact some scenes were funnier in the trailer. The David Duchovny scene was hilarious in the trailers, but fell flat in the movie itself due to less frantic timing.
If you want to go to a funny movie, go see Rat Race. It really exceeded my expectations. Zoolander had a great concept (you're right on that point Jon, congrats) but the execution wasn't there.
4-time? (Score:3, Informative)
*ahem* -- he was the three-time winner. Rememeber when they showed the banner with the 4 crossed out?
Two thumbs down (Score:2)
'nuff said
(sorry Ben)
Re:I disagree (Score:1)
It's 133t-sp33k! (Score:1)
Re:just desserts [OT] (Score:1)
Katz could also get the info for free, e.g. from this page [illinoisbar.org] :
Re:Old School Skylines (Score:2)
From what I've heard, FOX took it out of syndication immediately after the 11th.
The only remaining question is, will it be missing from the eventually-forthcoming "The Complete nth Season" DVD that will cover the season in which it premiered? If so, I suggest the buyers of that DVD initiate a class-action lawsuit for false advertising-- because without "The City of New York versus Homer Simpson," it's not the complete season.
Oh, and I saw Zoolander last night. It was incredibly stupid, but I thought it was quite funny. And I was howling at the '2001' reference.
~Philly
Re:Pop Culture (Score:2)
Baywatch.
Re:I don't care at all (Score:2)
This is not "selling out." Aerosmith, etc., have already "sold out," in that they're businessesd designed to make money. They have professional management, they get tour sponsors, they have contractual obligations, if they decided to push an album back six months they'd have to explain to record company middle management why they decided to do so.
Many young Slashdotters have selective vision when it comes to corporations. They pretend not so see that the popular geek TV show Enterprise is corporate to the bone, but then if the storylines go off in a direction they disagree with they will blame the actors and writers as having gone corporate or selling out. People hate Microsoft and Intel because they are big corporations, but they don't mind Coke or cable TV networks. And many dearly believe that The Simpsons is an underground inside joke of a show made for a handful of geeks, and not the corporate franchise that it actually is.