Rec.humor.funny Threatened by MasterCard 299
Templeton's response was right on target. But I can't help taking a crack at it:
Getting the idea that you should protect your brands on the internet: free.
Hiring firms to search out and police such "violations": $millions.
Getting slammed with negative publicity because you're sending out cease-and-desist letters like a bunch of idiots, which makes your customers think of your stupidity whenever they see your commercial: $millions more.
Learning from your mistakes the first time you make them: priceless.
There are some experiences that money can't buy. For every other mistake you make multiple times, firing the executive responsible is fun too.
There are some base money can't buy (Score:3)
Other sites do the same thing (Score:2)
Re:Weird Al system (Score:3)
Case in point: When Al wrote his first Star Wars parody, "Yoda" (parody of The Kinks' "Lola"), he managed to get permission from Lucasfilm, but he asked the publishing company controlling the rights to "Lola" for permission first, and they turned him down. Some time later, Al ran into Ray Davies, and asked him why he'd been turned down. It turned out Davies hadn't even been asked. Naturally, being a nice guy himself, Davies helped Al get the rights issue straightened out, and "Yoda" was finally released on Al's Dare To Be Stupid album. Since then, Al has always tried to go to the original songwriters to ask permission, even, in one well-known instance, contacting Kurt Cobain on the set of Saturday Night Live (through his friend Victoria Jackson) for permission to do "Smells Like Nirvana." (Cobain agreed, then asked, "Wait a minute...is this going to be about food?" Al assured him it wasn't.)
As for the "Amish Paradise" incident...Coolio isn't on the firmest moral ground himself, as he isn't really the original artist either; he borrowed the riffs and chorus of "Gangsta's Paradise" from Stevie Wonder's song "Pastime Paradise" (from the classic album Songs in the Key of Life). Still, yes, Al does feel bad about the whole incident, but there's no denying that "Amish Paradise" is a pretty damn funny song.
Al is not only a nice guy, but he's one of the more highly underrated comedic minds of our time, certainly the best known comedy musician of the modern era, and he sure looks a lot better since he got LASIK surgery and quit wearing those glasses all the time :-).
Eric
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Re:Satire? (Score:2)
Re:Not quite right on target (Score:5)
Then to find that there is a direct connection between the GOP and Mastercard.
Well actually, not surprised. Just didn't realize the connection was so direct.
Mastercard CEO... (Score:2)
Re:Hmmm (Score:3)
There is, and thank God that you don't pick where that line is and that which side of the line a particular piece of parody is on has no impact on its legality.
Re:Offensive? (Score:4)
There's a lot of tragedy in this world. If you can't laugh about it, then how can you deal with it? It's a nice coping mechanism. People who can't laugh at tragedy have as their only recourse just not thinking about it, and I've never been fond of head-in-sand types of behavior.
I didn't find this funny when I read it, but that's because Mastercard slogan parodies were played out a long time ago. That, and I now associate Columbine with endless Katz articles and the mis-labeling of a clique of 20 rich kids as "outcasts".
Re:Those parodies were EVERYWHERE... (Score:2)
One honest day's work: $200.--
One microbrew: $1.--, plus deposit
One connection to the Internet: $7.--/month
Reading a 'Net story about another corporation full of overpaid, underbrained dweebs make fools of themselves: priceless.
Geoff
Re:Weird Al system (Score:2)
He doesn't HAVE to get permission. He DOES because he's a nice guy that doesn't want to offend the original artist.
There was a rather long segment in the Behind The Music show on him last year that went into the story behind Coolio not giving permission to spoof Gangster Paradise, but someone told Al that he HAD given permission. Al apologized several times, and said he would not have done it had he known.
However, even though it was known that Coolio didn't like it before the song (Amish Paradise) was released, they went ahead because they had already gone through the effort and money to produce it, and Coolio's permission is not needed
ROFL! Re:Taste, not copyright (Score:3)
HAhahahahaha! Stop it! You're making my sides hurt!
But seriously, if you follow r.h.f, and I've been reading it for about ten years now, then you know that Brad has never shied away from "sick" humor -- or any other kind, for that matter. His only criteria for posts to r.h.f is that they should be funny. He's got a great sense of humor, and I'm glad to see him respond to MasterCard in such an appropriately funny manner. (And, BTW, it was Trademark infringement, not Copyright.)
Rec.humor.funny is one of the longstanding gems of the 'net. Long may it run!
--Jim
Re:Strongarm tactics (Score:4)
Mastercard's lawyers also know that sending off a bark letter when their client is offended is a slam dunk. It's cheap (for them), the hours are billable, and it's 100% within the law. Best case scenario, it could lead Mastercard to take rhf to court. Which would be lots and lots of billable hours.
Oh yeah...rights? Well, they're nice and all, but there's money to be made.
ObJectBridge [sourceforge.net] (GPL'd Java ODMG) needs volunteers.
one hand not talking to the other (Score:2)
Re:Hmmm (Score:2)
You may as well send your bus driver a cease and desist note ever time he demands exact change.
Re:Thanks for all the support (Score:2)
768kb DSL link: $79.95/mo plus tax.
Login to slashdot: $free
Seeing big companies like Microsoft and Mastercard (and the Church of Scientology) get their asses kicked by the likes of Taco and Templeton:
PRICELESS
There's some news money can't buy. For everything else, there's Slashdot. :)
Re:Not hardly... (Score:2)
Sure you can cite and quote pieces of a copyrighted work in your thesis or term paper, just as I could do so in a newspaper article or a website. that's 'fair use' and applies if you're using excerpts for use as examples or references.
There are legal rules for what constitutes fair use, limiting you from copying an entire document, or selling excerpts without added value. These rules don't have anything to do with whether the document or individual is associated with an educational institution. They don't have any greater right under the law to bypass copyright.
And just to be clear, even though it happens all the time, it's not legal for a teacher to photocopy a chapter of a book for all their students without written permission from, and/or compensation to, the copyright holder.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
Kevin Fox
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Re:Not hardly... (Score:2)
Publishers rarely make an issue of it, but a teacher photocopying just those chapters of a textbook as are relevant to their lesson plan and distributing them to their students, are just as much in violation of copyright law as I would be if I posted the first chapter of the latest Neal Stephenson novel on my website.
Kevin Fox
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Re:Not hardly... (Score:2)
Excerpt from the same document:
Actually, Congress had quite a bit more to say in the notes [cornell.edu] portion of the same 1976 Copyright Act (summarized version [sc.edu]):
As you can see, 17.107 is a starting point, from which many interpretations can be made. Since I no longer have access to Lexis-Nexis I can't pop up court cases, but citing 107 as a blanket permission for classroom use is not an accurate representation of the law in practice.
Kevin Fox
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Not hardly... (Score:4)
Funny thing, I'm not allowed to go photocopy textbooks or swipe stat software from campus computers for homework.
Why do you think readers cost so much? It's not for the photocopying and binding, it's for the copyright royalties.
IANAL, but I know that much.
Kevin Fox
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Reverse-suit needed. (Score:2)
This is all funny.. but there is absolutely *no way* any competent lawyer (and we can only assume mastercard has good lawyers) would even suggest that a trademark suit would be successful here. Given that, is the lawyer not fraudulently claiming, on his knowledge as a lawyer, that a common non-lawyer citizen is breaking the law?
Re:copyright (Score:2)
How nice of them to trademark the misspelling "CAN?T" and leave the proper "CAN'T" unencumbered.
Mastercard's Lawyers Need a Dictionary (Score:5)
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Dunx
Re:Why not just cut the last line? (Score:2)
Re:Not quite right on target (Score:2)
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Re:Bad Guy Lawyer Speaks Out (Score:2)
I get upset when I hear the media crow about how "Congress is at an impasse" and "can't get anything done." In my opinion, they've done enough. I don't want them doing anymore. I'd like to see quite a bit of what they have done, undone. I'd like to see the air conditioners removed from Congressional buildings so that they would all go home in the summer like they did before the 1940's. Then they would have to live like normal citizens and could become criminals too.
Note than in history, when a king wanted to consolidate his power, he would remove the aristocracy from the countryside and make them all live close to him. Notice where all the congressional 'delegates' now live.
Trademark already heavily diluted beyond repair. (Score:2)
What do I recommend?
Kleenex : $2
Watching a major corporation engage in a humorous campaign of self destruction: Priceless.
Re:rec.humor.funny? (Score:2)
After The Great Renaming (which was just before I came into the picture), it became rec.humor.
rec.humor was unmoderated, and as such had as much noise as any unmoderated group.
rec.humor.funny was a moderated forum where jokes were reviewed, catagorized, and some were approved for posting.
The nice thing was that it was all pretty even handed. There were such catagories as "smirk", "chuckle", "sick" and so on. If you sent in something, and it wasn't just dumb, there was a good chance it would show up.
Ah, for the yesterdays of Usenet....
Re:YAMCP (Yet Another Mastercard Commercial Parody (Score:2)
Re:copyright (Score:2)
Re:copyright (Score:3)
Re:rec.humor.funny? (Score:2)
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Re:Weird Al system (Score:2)
j/k
Re: (Score:2)
Civil disobedience (Score:2)
are probably more interested in showing a practice of defending
their TM's vigorously.
But I disagree that the "Flynt movie had an inordinate and unfortunate
impact on the American public." Rights are not static -- they evolve
over time. Unused rights wither, new rights grow. Look at the Miranda
Rights. Even British crooks are asking for their phone calls and
lawyers, even though they have no such rights under UK law. And
they are getting them, because the UK police cannot refuse everyone.
Democracy is a very powerful institution. It can certainly overpower
law. Once a significant fraction of the population start doing
something, the law simply cannot stop them. This is called civil disobedience, and generally results in laws being changed [sodomy].
Re:Bad Guy Lawyer Speaks Out (Score:2)
I'm sorry, but i don't think allowing big companies to send those letters without risking anything should be part of a good legal system. If i bully someone around on the street he can sue me, but if a 3rd grade attorney sends me threatening letters in the name of some company i can't do a thing. Oh wait, i can, i can publish it and damage the companys reputation that way. And that's exactly what happened.
Saw it on the Jay Leno show (Score:2)
However, soon after Mastercard brought their lawsuit, Jay Leno actually had Nader on the Tonight Show, and they showed the ad for the audience. Jay Leno understands what parody is.
You can see the advert [votenader.org] at VoteNader.org.
Unfortunately, you need Quicktime to view this ad. Feh!
Re:Is it for real? (Score:2)
I would say it is a joke, nothing more.
The reply is dated April, 1 (as seen in the URL).
Err., no. The URL has the year (2001, in a non-Y2K compliant format), and the month (April). The Index page shows that the reply was posted on the same day that Master Card letter was received, April 9, 2001.
Unfortunately, as far as I can tell, this is for real. And a good reason why Shakespeare had it right when he said that the first thing that should be done is to kill all the lawyers.
Re:Satire? (Score:2)
"There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else there's Blastercard"
MC wouldn't be able to do anything as in their C&D letter, "TASTTMCB.FEET" is not one of their trademarks. Adding MasterCard to the end is. Which means that anyone can say "There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else there's x", where x is any noun, except MasterCard.
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Re:Satire? (Score:3)
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Re:Bad Guy Lawyer Speaks Out (Score:2)
Hell, when a lawyer 'mis-behaves', the 'checks-and-balances system' is STAFFED with lawyers.
Yet, in the computing industry, we get bashed because things are not 'User Friendly' enough, and Linux/UNIX gets bashed because 'you need to know computers to use it'.
The difference is, in computers, you still have to convince people to BUY them. We don't have that option on OBEYING the laws.
Here is one.... (Score:2)
Perl Script to auto post when a new
The satisfaction of getting your ASCII Goatse.cx picture posted: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's CowboyNeal.
Re:Satire? (Score:2)
"There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else there's Blastercard"
</i>
<p>
Actually, make that MasterCRUD. The words should start with the same letters as much as possible, and by using words such as as 'crud' to describe their product, it would be a good way to hit back at the nitpickers.
The problem is with Trademark Law. (Score:2)
If you don't rigorously enforce/protect your trademarks every time there's a possible infringement, the trademarks themselves can and will be wiped out.
This is very different from patent law, where a patent may be left idle. The patent holder can selectively choose to defend, license or ignore those who are possibly infringing. (It is for this reason that I am not against patents themselves, but against those patent bullies who find new revenue sources in the courtroom.)
"If you don't agree with the law, fix it." Explore the ways that trademark law can be fixed, and contact your local government official.
Re: The problem is with Trademark Law. (Score:2)
Uh, read up on the differences between types of intellectual property: copyright, trademark, patent, trade secrets. While the other three are aimed at establishing legal monopolies, trademark is not.
If you had a widget, and you didn't patent it, then other people could clone your widget. They just couldn't call it WonderWidget(tm) if that's your trademark. That's no monopoly.
Weird Al system (Score:2)
The reason being that Fat is a parody of Michael Jackson's Bad song and video, but the star wars song (don't know real name) is not a parody of Don McLean's American Pie, but just uses that song to parody Star Wars.
From this, MasterCard would have a much tougher time suing over Templeton's response (which is using MasterCard's marketting strategy to parody MasterCard's actions) than they would suing over the initial joke (which used MasterCard's marketing strategy to parody Columbine).
Remember:
system: $1000
cable modem: $45/month
watching jackasses lose their shirts after following legal advice on slashdot: priceless
Re:Is it for real? (Score:5)
Seems like this guy would be a prime target for a practical joke...
I would say it is a joke, nothing more.
The reply is dated April, 1 (as seen in the URL).
Where the letter is posted, the title bar of my browser reads, "April 3, 2001". And the letter itself is dated April 9, 2001.
So basically, he replied to the letter on April 1, posted the letter on April 3, and was sent the letter on April 9. Not a very good practical joke.
But that won't stop anyone on
Is it for real? (Score:5)
Seems like this guy would be a prime target for a practical joke...
Priceless (Score:3)
A house full of new furniture: $15,000.
Porche: $60,000.
Fucking over a credit card company you know is full of assholes to the tune of $85,000 when you declare chapter 7 bankruptcy: Priceless.
There are some things in this world that won't get you sued. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
Re:Bad Guy Lawyer Speaks Out (Score:5)
Every time there's a Slashdot story discussing a legal issue, one or more lawyers post and make the point that laypeople misunderstand the law, or often, that laypeople shouldn't be discussing legal issues in a public forum because they'll inevitably get everything wrong. And it's good that lawyers point this out, because the sad truth is that we *do* seem to get most things wrong.
There's the real problem - laypeople are expected to obey the law in a society whose laws we can't hope to understand. Shall we all hire lawyers to accompany us through life to make sure we don't accidentally break the law? I'm not trolling - it's really a serious problem, especially for people on Slashdot, who tend to be involved in Internet endeavors where the chance for accidentally committing IP infringement - and getting "caught" - is high. As you might suspect from my name, "plagiarist," I too have had these problems. [censors.org]
The effect of this is that people with lots of access to lawyers (i.e. corporations) have a very effective hegemony in regards to preventing the rest of us from speaking negatively against them. In other words, many people dare not speak out by parodying a corporation or otherwise speaking critically of them, for fear that a) "Big Brother is Watching," b) "I am Not a Lawyer, so I don't know what's protected and what isn't" and c) "therefore I'd better speak softly - and drop the big stick."
That's what I see as the real problem. Then again, IANAL.
YAMCP (Yet Another Mastercard Commercial Parody) (Score:2)
Guided smart bomb: $1,000,000
2,000 pounds of high-grade jet fuel: $30,000
Accurate map of downtown Belgrade: Priceless
This joke was around right after the U.S. accidentally bombed the Chinese embassy in Yugoslavia. I thought it was an efficient use of humor.
Not quite right on target (Score:4)
Not quite. Brad's response included:
The Letter came from Baker Botts [bakerbotts.com], a huge Texas-based law firm. (Y'all remember GWB's front man, James Baker, don't you?) No way they scratch for $500, probably the letter cost more like $5,000.
mastercard has no vision. (Score:2)
You missed the point, 100% (Score:2)
That's it! We are laughing at this stupid waste of money! Most people here do not think such an abuse of email and the law is a good business practice to be implemented by "far better attorneys" aka clueless corporate twits. They may want people to roll over, for fear of not knowing any better, but what they've got is this burst of laughter in their face.
Now get back to droning! If your PHB sees this he might, just might, UNDERSTAND and fire the whole cubicle floor of you loosers. If he really gets it, he might quit spending tons of money on adverts and drop rates to drum up business. Duh.
sending freddie (Score:2)
Did anybody notice that their deadline for compliance is Friday The 13'th. They may not come after him with guns blazing (bad PR), but expect them come out with the blades drawn.
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I just want to say... (Score:2)
Re:I hope MasterCard wins (Score:3)
Should it, now? How interesting that you should say so....
Disrespect to whom? MasterCard? I don't believe they're paying MY salary!
The original joke was about as tasteful as distilled water and not entirely funny. However, if tastelessness were to be made criminal, Yoko Ono would have been behind bars years ago.
Anybody for Gowachin Law? (Score:3)
"ConSentient Law always makes aristocrats of its practitioners. Gowachin Law stands beneath that pretension. Gowachin Law asks: `Who knows the people? Only such a one is fit to judge in the Courtarena..."
This is what I see as the real problem. The legal profession has a strong self-interest in making the law as burdensome and as complicated as possible. That way, people must consult an attorney much more frequently than they otherwise might, which increases their power, status, wealth and influence in our society.
Re:Is it for real? (Score:2)
Thats why I'm assuming its real for the moment - I don't think the rec.humor.funny guy is that overwhellingly stupid. I'm not sure where a real legal challenge to the orriginal joke would go (I think keeping the mastercard name in there shows poor judgement on the part of the moderater) But I'm pretty sure where flat out lying about the legal actions of a large corporation would go, especially if a bunch of cranky /.ers really do flood MC with complaints.
And I don't think most judges consider "April Fools!" to be a compelling legal argument in libel cases....
Kahuna Burger
Re:Not quite right on target (Score:2)
Yeah, I believe it did. Kids on child support didn't give enough money to campaign warchests, I guess. (pause to retch).
The real question is, how much of the responsibility do the credit-card companies bear for continuing to offer thousands of dollars in credit to people who are already way in debt?
This is where I get annoyed at the "its all personal responsibility" people. If someone asks me for a loan, sure they have a personal responsibility to pay me back, but I have just as much personal responsibility to judge their charecter and abilities before trusting them with my money. BS "reforms" like this take a two way interaction between big moneyed lenders and little guys and put every ounce of responsibility on the little guys.
Credit card companies are making an investment. When they say "lets put a few million dollars in college kids and hope thier parents will bail out their debt when they overrun thier ability to pay" How different is it than me saying "lets put a few thousand in this startup and hope they actually get a product off the ground"? Well, when my investment goes bad, I have to swallow the loss. When mastercard's investments go bad, they swallow your life.
IIRC, they did manage to get a mansion cap on the homestead clause of the new law to slightly limit the way that a millionare in bankrupcy can still be a millionare, while a normal person in bankrupcy is screwed.
Kahuna Burger
Re:Mastercard sued Ralph Nader over this and lost (Score:2)
Kahuna Burger
Re:Offensive? (Score:2)
Uh, actually, there are a lot of other ways to deal with tragedies besides "laughing at it". I mean, if that's the one that works for you, have fun, but its just redicouslous to call any other (perhaps even more healthy) coping machanism "head in the sand behaviour".
Try not to assume the whole world reacts the same way you do and those who don't show the same outward expressions are just hiding from it. That way lies assinine randians and fred phelps.
Kahuna Burger
Re:Not hardly... (Score:2)
Note how it specifically lists that multiple classroom copies is not infringment? If you have any court cases that say otherwise, I would be much obliged, so I can quit spreading around this bogus information.
Until then, though, this is what stands in my mind.
Dlugar
What about User Friendly? (Score:4)
Re:copyright (Score:2)
You (Reg 233434, Tony Soprano) mean "to tell" (Reg 23432, CBS Networks) me that They (TM) can copyright (c) such short phrases? (Reg 345243). This is (Reg 4111999, Bill Clinton) getting ridiculous.
Trademark (Score:2)
You can trademark all kinds of things, but the scope is limited. For instance, Apple computer can trademark the word Apple for use in reference to computers while leaving it OK for use in describing fruit. More amazingly, PeptoBismol can actually trademark their color of pink! That's right, you can't make your stomach medicine the same pink color as PeptoBismol, but you could paint your car that color if you particularly felt like it.
Re:Not quite right on target (Score:2)
Then to find that there is a direct connection between the GOP and Mastercard.
It's still somewhat of a sensible policy, if you look into how much the average American owes on his credit cards, and think about what would happen if large numbers of said average Americans started bankruptcying their way out of paying that back.
'Course, the policy that's *really* needed is something to keep the average American from getting into that debt. But *nobody's* gonna lobby for that. Not the businesses that are making the sales that are running the card up, and not the credit-card companies that are chowing down on the interest. Sigh.
Heck, if you want to take it all the way back around to the topic at hand, you could blame Mastercard for Columbine. I mean, heck, it's this rampant consumerism, fed by easy credit, that results in the need for two-income families, ergo latchkey children, ergo the whole breakdown in moral fiber that leads to things like Columbine. Yeah, that's the ticket. (Ha ha, only serious.)
Re:Not hardly... (Score:2)
I was not talking about the institution copying, I was talking about the individual. How much do you pay for a book you checked out of the library and used as part of your paper with references?
DanH
Cav Pilot's Reference Page [cavalrypilot.com]
Re:Not hardly... (Score:2)
If a teacher has reason to use copyrighted work for a class, not as a regular part of the classroom work but to show a single class a topic, that teacher can copy the whole document, one per student, without violating copyright law.
If it becomes a regular topic or there is time to contact the copyright holder, the area becomes much grayer, but if one day a student brings up a topic and the next day the teacher wants to have a discussion on that topic and there is a document directly pertaining to that topic, the teacher is well within the law to copy the document and hand those copies to the kids. Educational use.
DanH
Cav Pilot's Reference Page [cavalrypilot.com]
Quoting commercials for non-commercial use... (Score:3)
What next, they're going to sue David Letterman?
DanH
Cav Pilot's Reference Page [cavalrypilot.com]
Thanks for all the support (Score:5)
I wasn't scared by it, but I did enjoy responding to a legal letter like that, and I wanted to get the message out to people not to be intimidated by such tactics.
But really, the picked the wrong guy. Aside from my history dealing with attempts to censor rec.humor.funny, I've also been a plaintiff in a free speech case before the supreme court, and I am chairman of the board of the leading free speech foundation for cyberspace (EFF). So while they did customize the letter, they didn't do to much research, did they?
Tell the lawyer your master card jokes! (fixed) (Score:5)
Russell H. Falconer
BakerBotts
212.408.2564
FAX 212.705.5020
russell.falconer@bakerbotts.com
30 ROCKEFELLER PLAZA 44TH FLOOR NEW YORK, NEW YORK 10112-0228
I am sure he would love to hear more of those!
Nader video link (Score:2)
http://political.adcritic.com/content/ nader-priceless.html
(watch the space after "content/")
"I say consider this day seized!" -Hobbes
Re:calvin reference (Score:2)
"I say consider this day seized!" -Hobbes
Pinko! (Score:2)
Where on earth did you get that? Safeway sells a private brand stomach remedy that is exactly the same shade of pink as PB. The PB lawyers may claim to own a specific shade of pink. They may even have managed to pursuade the P&T people to let them register it. But both acts do nothing but put them on record as claiming the that shade of pink. They still have to convince a judge that allowing a competitor to use that shade would confuse their customers. Some competitors may back down rather than deal with the legal hassles (just as restauranteurs tend to look for names that don't begin with "Mac" as a cheap alternative to dealing with McDonalds' lawyers), but that doesn't make PBs legal theory anything more than a theory.
You can trademark all kinds of things,
When you used "trademark" as a verb, I assume you're referring to getting the mark registered with the PTO. That action doesn't create the trademark, it just puts you on record as claiming it. You can actually establish a trademark just by using it. People were using trademarks for centuries before there any official registry. Fairly good legal summary here [bitlaw.com].
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Re:Taste, not copyright (Score:2)
<sarcasm>Yep, that's what's wrong with America: unregulated humor!!!!</sarcasm>
If you knew anything about children, if you even talked them once in a while, you'd know that they revel in sick jokes. I've never met a kid without a totally nauseating repertoire of them. And this is a healthy thing. Childhood is a nasty, scary place. Well, so is adulthood, but kids don't have our facility for repressing their fears. So they resort to weird, disgusting mechanisms for coping with them.
If you really want look after your children, stop trying to hide the world from them and start working on helping them cope with it. It's more work than whining about "laxness" and installing useless censorware. But it's the job you signed up for.
And WTF is William?
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Free Speech? (Score:3)
Old legal joke: "Sir, you've examined this matter very thoroughly. There's plenty of documentation, and all the precedents are on your side. There's only one matter that needs to be settled before we can proceed. Exactly how much justice can you afford?"
Which is actually an even nastier joke than anything about Columbine. It simply doesn't matter whether MasterCard would win in court. What matters is that they can afford to go through the motions, and you can't stand on your first amendment rights unless you can afford it too. Once again, free speech is not free beer.
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Re:Taste, not copyright (Score:3)
Re:Why not just cut the last line? (Score:3)
But they're not! When we have Mastercard bitching about jokes, SGI threatening anyone using the words 'Open' or 'gl' in their product title, the head of the MPAA keenly aware that 2600 puts a parody of his ugly face on t-shirts but totally oblivious to everything else, Fox trying to shut down the "Why Files", Time Warner getting frisky with Harry Potter fan sites, Scientologists demanding publicly available information be taken off /., laws being passed that make it illegal for us to figure out how something works, what are we supposed to do about these guys? Between them, they simply want to patent/trademark/copyright every word and witty expression in existence. While we might reach a 'peaceable compromise' now, they'll just come back next week with some other goody their lawyers dug up. And consider what each side's agenda consists of here. RHF: "We want to amuse people with this joke." MC: "We're afraid some stupid people will equate MC with guns, so we want our name taken off of that joke or we will bluster about and threaten to unleash our flesh-eating lawyers whom we pay solely to spend time in courtrooms erasing people like you from the face of the earth."
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Lawyers Violating Postal Laws (Score:3)
From: dante
To: bt @ templetons . com
Subject: Mastercard and Postal Service Violations
Brad,
After reading the cease and desist letter from Mastercard's lawyers, I noticed that they had sent you the notice via Federal Express. US law prohibits using private carriers to deliver first-class mail unless there is a specific need which the private carrier meets, which the USPS cannot. I do not see what need FedEx would fill which the USPS could not, as overnight delivery was unnecessary, and registered mail provides proof of delivery for letters from New York to California.
Legalspeak can be found here:
http://www4.law.cornell.edu/cfr/39p310.htm
While "calling the Feds" really would seem futile, sending them a letter to "cease and desist" using private carriers when not necessary
would certainly be funny.
-Anthony
copyright (Score:5)
Id just throw a semi-colon in there and call it a day.
There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's Mastercard
Re:Offensive? (Score:5)
I don't think that's all it was. One of the early "priceless" commercials was about the look on your high school classmates faces when they see you at the reunion in the fancy expensive dress. Turning that into a Columbine reference ("the look on your classmates' faces as you blow them away") is, in fact, a very pointed and incisive parody of the MasterCard commercial itself--making the point that they are, after all, just selling another kind of revenge fantasy.
Re:Satire? (Score:2)
I would think using the word "Mastercard" would be considered fair use, while saying a phrase like "There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard" would be blatant copyright infringement.
I've seen other parodies on this theme (the one with the Flyers fan beating up the Devils fan was funny, even though I'm a Devils fan) but they always omit the last sentance. So it ends "Watching a Devils fan get beat: priceless".
I would think that Mastercard is "just being forced to protect its copyright" (as so many Slashdotters seem to argue when an open source web site gets socked). Plus, the subject matter wasn't exactly what I'd call "decent", but that's another, subjective discussion for later.
MC should be happy about all such parrodies (Score:2)
Parodies (even those as sick as this) add to Mastercard's brand name recognition.
What I really would like to see is parrodies of VISA's ad campaign that advocates credit card theft.
Re:Weird Al system (Score:2)
You're wrong about Wierd Al... It's not hard to find these facts on the web with a google [google.com] search...
Al not only had permission from Michael Jackson to do "Fat", but Michael -gave- him the "Bad" set to film the "Fat" video! Very cool.
http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/musi
http://www.dailyegyptian.com/fall00/09-29-00/frea
http://www.unb.ca/web/bruns/9900/issue9/entertain
And a quote from the Al man on Michael Jackson: "He is really a nice guy, very sweet and he let me do two parodies "Eat It" and "Fat.""
Re:Anybody for Gowachin Law? (Score:2)
That's part of the problem, I agree, but I think there's another factor at work too.
Lawyers and legislators like to write laws and other legal documents to be as precise as possible. To that end, they use a specialized jargon (commonly called "legalese") with more precise meanings than ordinary everyday English.
Now, there's nothing wrong with lawyers, or any other profession, using specialized jargon among themselves in order to make their meaning more precise. Nearly every profession has some such jargon. The problem is that people outside the field do not understand the specialized jargon, making things more confusing for them. The problem is exacerbated in law, because an ordinary, intelligent person ought to be able to understand the law without knowing the jargon. Just as a programmer should not use jargon in explaining his work to a non-programmer, legal documents which apply to laypeople ought to be understandable by those same laypeople.
A poster in another thread a while back (sorry, don't have the reference) wrote that laws should be written more intelligibly, and held up as a positive example, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. "
Yes, it's nice that it uses clear language, and is intelligible to the average person without the use of a legal dictionary. It's also incredibly vague, and as a result, literally thousands of court cases every year take place where the court must rule on the interpretation of this sentence.
So the dilemma lawyers face is between writing vague, non-legalese documents, and precise legalese documents which are difficult for the layperson to understand.
No, I don't have an easy solution to this. I just wanted to point out that self-preservation is not the sole reason for use of legalese.
Ummm.... (Score:2)
Most consumers don't read Slashdot or rec.humor.funny, so they wouldn't know about this. Plus I would venture a guess that Joe TV Fan wouldn't know a cease-and-desist letter if it hit him in the face.
That doesn't make MasterCard any less stupid, of course. But negative publicity is harder to come by among the general public than among the 400K or so slashdot fans.
Re:Offensive? (Score:2)
-John
Bad Guy Lawyer Speaks Out (Score:5)
With that said, Mastercard probably could not bring a successful cause of action against RHF. Not because parody and satire are always protected, but because the statements in this case could not rise to the level of an actual offense, e.g. business libel, deceptive practices, or other state statutory or other common law claims. The point is, don't think that you can insult, disparage, or mislead with impunity because you have labeled a statement "satire." Seriously.
The other point is this: Mastercard is not sending the letters because it wants to sue RHF, or because it is serious about making RHF cease and desist. For a large company like Mastercard, it is a worthwhile investment to have a staff of cubicled drones, supervised by a third-rate attorney, who is in turn supervised by far better atttorneys up the line, to mail merge and send threatening letters to people who refer to their trademarks, trade dresses, or other intellectual property in manners which they would not prefer.
The threat itself isn't supposed to be effectual, but the act of making a show to protect their IP is significant. It shows their competitors or actual, putative infringers that they are watching what's going on, and that they will take action if people get out of line. That way, when a competitor tries to appropriate their IP in a manner that they do not wish, they can prove to the judge or jury just how valuable their investment is, and how much they have spent in time and effort to protect it.
Write a newspaper letter using the term Kleenex as a generic name for tissue. If your letter garners enough attention, you will receive a letter from the Legal Department of the company that manufactures Kleenex for just that reason. They want to make sure that you understand the difference between Kleenex (proper noun) and the concept of tissue paper generally. They do not want you to dilute their mark in a manner that hastens its descent into public domain. But more importantly, they want to be able to prove that they care about how their IP is being used when a real threat to their IP surfaces.
Razza frazzin' editors.... (Score:2)
That does it. From now on I'm going to post a story five times, at five different times of day, before I consider it "rejected".
Re:Mastercard's Lawyers Need a Dictionary (Score:3)
"The reply of Mr. Templeton..." (Score:2)
Another way of describing his response is
Re:Offensive? (Score:2)
Now, if the killers *had* used their MC to purchase their weapons, etc., then it would be funny (and still sick, twisted, and offensive).
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D. Fischer
Re:priceless (Score:5)
MSCE Training: $7200
MCSE Certification: $540
MCSE logo on your resume: $0
Getting a job because of the logo: +$60,000/year
The look on your fellow techicians face when you don't know how to login to an NT workstation: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard. Accepted everywhere, even at Microsoft.
How about the A+ (Should that be A-?) who was afraid to replace a power supply... It takes all kinds....
Strongarm tactics (Score:3)
However, I understand their desire to not be associated with humor that so many people would find in poor taste (although I find it pretty funny). Do businesses today know anything about politely asking?
I always prefered the video at the ball park... (Score:4)
1 - 2 tickets to Major League Baseball game $60
2 - hot dogs and beer for you and girl friend $22
3 - the video of you fucking her, on the Internet - priceless!
Bwahaha!
Those parodies were EVERYWHERE... (Score:3)
Crack cocaine: $10 a hit
Decent hookers: $200 an hour
Legal fees: $68737.12
Getting your old job back after getting caught on video smoking rock with working girls: Priceless.
Some things, money can buy, yadda yadda...
OK,
- B
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Re:What US Supreme Court Descision? (Score:4)
Hustler Magazine, Inc. vs. Rev. Jerry Falwell [findlaw.com], over a satirical account of Falwell's first sexual experience (with his mother).
2 Live Crew vs. Acuff-Rose Music [harvard.edu], over a parody of the Roy Orbison song, "Pretty Woman."
rec.humor.funny? (Score:5)
I'm surprised that there was no mention of slander (Score:4)
All Mastercard was concerned with is the preservation of their trademark... with no mention that the subject matter could be slanderous.
Who wants to bet that this thing was found by a search script? Potentially automatically generating the cease&decist?
If: find ": $xx" 1-5 times, followed by "there are some things in life that money can't buy, for everything else, there's Mastercard", then send(cease_n_decist)
Think of how much the law firm could bill Mastercard for the work done by such a script! "Yeah Bob, we worked 10000 hours to protect your trademarks on the web this month, at $500/hour that's a cool $5M."
Further diversion from my subject:
Cost of Mastercard lawyer to come up with the idea for a script: $5000 (conservative estimate)
Cost to get a high school/college/university student to set it up: $500
Monthly revenue to the firm: $5 000 000
Partnership in the firm: priceless
There are some things in life that money can't buy, for everything else there's "moderate down".
And I *still* think that allowing one word to be trademarked, "PRICELESS", is ludicrous. I wish I had $billions to facilitate my ideas/ideology/dictatorship of the world!
Nader (Score:3)