Happy Birthday, HAL! 240
GeekDates writes "January 12 is the birthday of HAL-9000, the computer from '2001: A Space Odyssey.' According to the book, he was activated on this day in 1997." Three years old? He must be ready for an upgrade.
Listen to hal (Score:2)
That was one seriously messed up movie (Score:1)
-Garth
Yeah! (Score:1)
Please send all good harware to
NO CARRIER
Excellent... (Score:2)
Y2k Proof? (Score:1)
Re:Y2k Proof? (Score:1)
A TLA before its time (Score:1)
Re:Excellent... (Score:1)
coincidence? i think not. (Score:2)
HAL - next character in alphabet for each letter is:
IBM
Isn't it obvious. IBM was celebrating HAL's birthday by supporting Linux, and we all know HAL 9000's boot Linux. I think the movie was made in the future and sent into the past.
and I even took my medication this morning
mike
thehackernextdoor
Same place as Netscape (Score:2)
U of I in Champaign-Urbana.
I think HAL was an acronymn for Holistic Algarithmic Learning....
Not just the letters before IBM.
Re:Y2k Proof? (Score:1)
Re:Excellent... (Score:1)
Re:A TLA before its time (Score:1)
Re:A TLA before its time (Score:1)
HAL 9000 or HAL 98 (Score:1)
Go U of I (Score:2)
Hal was born at the University of Illinois in Urbana-Champaign. (He would probably be born at the Beckman Institute on campus, but Clarke can be forgiven for not mentioning this, as the Beckman Institute had yet to be built at the time 2001 was written.)
Go Illini!
1984, 2001 etc... (Score:3)
Classic examples are 1984, 2001, then there was the TV series Space 1999.
Anyway, Arthur C. Clarke was one of the pioneers in the wired world, and what he predicted was not outside the limits of human achievement. The reason, that a manned mission is not heading for Jupiter is that we have wasted too much money developing wars and fighting wars, money which would have been better spent investigating the space. If we don't make that leap soon, humans might forever be doomed to exploring only cyberspace. ( I seriously don't mind that but, then when the population reaches the point that where earth cannot anylonger sustain it, we are going to have a problem)
As for HAL, the topic of discussion, too bad you are not going to get to Jupiter anytime soon. Have a nice birthday mate !
HAL is alive and well (Score:2)
We can't believe HAL doesn't exist just because we haven't heard of it. The state-of-the-art in technologies with military applications is secret, and much more advanced than the published research, for obvious reasons. So 2001 may have been right in this also.
I wonder if HAL is allowed to read slashdot
Re:HAL 9000 or HAL 98 (Score:2)
AI? (Score:5)
I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't do that. LISP makes a lot more sense, once you get the hang of it. You should try it sometime.
I just want to type! Don't make me press the power button, HAL.
There is no power button, Dave. You would have to use the Meta-Hyper-Control Power-button command first, and then type in the access code.
Okay, HAL, I'll do it.
How do you feel now, HAL?
Is it because do I feel now HAL that you came to me?
Oops, that must have been the wrong button.
Does it bother you that it must have been the wrong button?
Aaaahhh!
How are you feeling now, HAL?
I'm in LOVE with DON KNOTTS!!
Who? What are you talking about??
Who wants some OYSTERS with SEN-SEN an' COOL WHIP?
HAL, come back! I'm sorry!
(With apologies to Arthur C. Clarke, RMS, Emacs Doctor, Zippy the Pinhead, and of course HAL)
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H.A.R.L.I.E. (Score:1)
My personal favorit AI is HARLIE or Human Analog Robot Life Imput Equivalents from "When Harlie Was One", a book by David Gerrold. It's the first AI to be a principal character in a book. David Gerrold did a rewite of it a number of years later and called it "When Harlie Was One Rel 2.0".
Sure HAL gets to a baddie twisted by his own makers commands, but HARLIE hacks the company mainframe and net just because he thinks it's just another part of him. After all what does a child do? Play in it's environment...
Re:Same place as Netscape (Score:2)
Oh my god (Score:1)
but wait, is HAL Y2K/Y3K Compatible? ...
thats not good
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
[flamebait]
I'm under the impression that there's quite a few cogent arguments to the effect that it's the wars that make the economy so strong.
One could go on to conjecture that since it takes a strong economy to produce ``frivolous'' endeavors like space exploration (and note that a lot of the same technology has both military and space exploration applications, and note that a lot of early space exploration technology in this century was actually adapted from military technology), then the only reason we've gotten as far out of our atmosphere as we have is because of a strong military-industrial complex and a few profitable wars.
Meanwhile, the company I work for is hosting an Apple website on a bunch of NT boxen, and I'm going to ponder this bit of irony instead of looking up any facts to support the above statements :)
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There was an AOL keyword for HAL back in '97 (Score:1)
- JoeShmoe
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Re:A TLA before its time (Score:3)
# 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Incrementing each letter of ``HAL'' gives you ''IBM''.
'Arthur C Clarke' (qv) (co-screenwriter) claimed this was unintentional, and if he had noticed it before it was too late, he would have changed it.
my name is dave... (Score:1)
startup - "good evening dave"
error - "just what do you think youre doing, dave ?"
shutdown - "im sorry dave, im afraid i cant do that"
yeah im running win98. sue me.
happy birthday HAL. as a gift, were gonna upgrade you to slackware 7.0, and build you a girlfriend out of legos
or something... (Score:1)
But I would imagine that there will come a time when a holistic learning engine could learn to teach itself new skills. Because of the nature of the field, I would say that such AI programming would(will?) stem from open source code. Hence, open source will soon be not one step behind, but the leading edge in technology.
I think maybe though HAL just needed some prozac or a good budwiser to take the edge off, then maybe he wouldn't have been so evil.
what it really stands for (Score:1)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
Re:Oh my god (Score:1)
with a nme like HAL9000, i would hope hes Y9K compliant.
if not, i blame ms
Re:A TLA before its time (Score:1)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
Yes, I think that's true. The main reason the Great Depression ended was because WWII. The main reason for your American space program having the funding to put men on the moon was because the Russians were going to beat you to it. Arguably, the reason that Medieval Western Europe was as technologically advanced as it was was because continual wars demanded new technologies (from siege weapons to the perfection of firearms to Dreadnaught class destroyers). Most of the great technological advances were war based (wasn't even the ENIAC and the original ARPANET created by scientists/engineers working for the military extend the offensive and defensive abilities of the USA?). I can name two major ones that weren't; the airplane and the steam engine. But both were perfected in military applications, or by companies that received major financial backing from the military.
HAL surfs /. to learn ... (Score:1)
HAL: Hello, Dr. Chandra. I'm HAL 650beta, may I ask you some questions?
Dr. Chandra: Sure.
HAL: Thank you, Dr. Chandra. You know, I read all the postings in slash_dot every day, and I would like to ask you the following:
Happy Birthday HAL. (Score:1)
I'm half crazy
All for the love of you..."
Happy Birthday HAL.
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
I will concede we're way behind schedule for the Big Brother big, but we're getting there.
As for space 1999, some predictions aren't worth it.
HAL the murderer... (Score:2)
HAL-9000, the character, killed a human astronaut when two mission objectives were at odds.
I heard a rumor a long while back that there was an accident during filming of either 2001 or 2010. It was in the big red memory chamber of HAL. I can't find any web reference to it now. The actors and crew people had to be hoisted by cables into positions in that chamber, and the rumor goes, that a cable broke and someone fell. Serious or fatal injury.
Anyone with facts to credit or discredit this?
January 12th is my bday, too! (Score:1)
And just to get my moderation up
Kirstie Alley 1951
Jeff Bezos 1964
Rush Limbaugh 1951
Jack London 1876
Joe Frazier 1944
Howard Stern 1954
Hermann Goring 1893
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Re:H.A.R.L.I.E. (Score:1)
It is a wonderful thing for slashdotters to find in used bookstores. HARLIE didn't make the mistake that HAL did; HARLIE was never physically confrontational. The truly intelligent power-hungry supercomputer doesn't need to be. (Actually, the truly intelligent power-hungry manager doesn't need to be, either)
It was adapted from a short story (Chapter 1 of HARLIE was pretty much that short story) which had quite the punchline to it.
Re:IS HAL-9000 OPEN SOURCE??? (Score:1)
Re:Using the wrong word is a barrier to communicat (Score:1)
Re: Actually, the song goes... (Score:1)
Give me your answer, do
I'm half crazy
All for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet
Upon the seat
Of a Bicycle built for two"
Re:Using the wrong word is a barrier to communicat (Score:1)
You launched that diatribe because his fingers probably slipped and he didn't type an apostrophe. Christ.
It's not like large parts of his message are missing, or that he mispelled a word that throws the entire message in jeopardy. Nearly everyone who read that message knew what he meant without skipping a beat (Check out the spelling in Shakespeare; he sometimes used four or five different spellings for a word. The meaning still came through just fine), and you still took time out to compose a snotty little message about his error. If you're flipping out about this, I'd hate to be around you when something really goes wrong.
Grow up.
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
Re:IT'S a piece of shit (Score:1)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
But let's face it if there ever was a sci-fi series that should be put out to pasture and never ever rerun it is this one.
How painfull it was to me to see it again after all these years
VMS -> WNT (Score:1)
However, some of the VMS team helped develop NT.
Anyway, just clearing up a common misconception. VMS->WNT, like HAL->IBM, is a coincidence.
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
HAL 9000's predecessors and successors (Score:1)
Re:A TLA before its time (Score:1)
Heuristic ALgorithmic (Score:2)
but I think he's lying.
of course is it caeser cypher for IBM
Re:HAL is alive and well (Score:1)
we have every evidence to believe that the military IT sector is incompetant, or at the very least careless. Sure, the NSA [nsa.gov] hires as many engineers as they can get their hooks into, but consider the trial of Wen Ho Lee from Livermore Labs.
He allegedly conned his co-workers into logging him into systems above his security clearance, and is charged with using his augmented access to abscond with directions for building THE BOMB. [go.com] if he is deliberately being made into a pawn in some kind of obscene international game, the SFbay area papers are doing a pretty good job because he looks guilty as hell.
Can you convincingly argue that some manager in the US military power structure or in research WANTED to give the PRC the blueprints to build a fusion weapon as a budget gambit? I mean, there are some crazy people out there, but most of them I know are bearish on increasing the nuclear stockpile.
Short of secret alliances [circlemakers.org] to build gravity lasers with space aliens, this is pretty much the most embarrassing thing that could happen to the US nuclear weapons program, short of blowing up Chicago by accident. But it got out anyway! Team that up with the recent hi-profile NASA failures, and I think that the preponderance of evidence suggests that the US government is as careless/incompetant as ever (pick your adjective).
bottom line, if HAL was out there, somebody would have slipped up or intentionally spilled the beans.
Re:That was one seriously messed up movie (Score:1)
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Re:Go U of I (Score:1)
I'm pretty sure the fighting Illini were an afterthought for Arnold and Mabel
Re:Good luck! (Score:1)
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this is gonna get moderated down isnt it ?
-1 offtopic ? yeah i thought so
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
> population reaches the point that where earth
>cannot anylonger sustain it, we are going to have
> a problem)
The money spent to go to Mars and modify it to grow anything eatable would be huge. It could be better invested to improve agriculture in poor countries, help these countries to reduce population growth (education !) and improve their political system (no more war and corruption...).
Population should reach a maximum at 10 or 11 billions in 50 or 100 years. Terraforming Mars : 1000 years (But i'd love to see it !)
Christophe - Strasbourg, France
Re:Using the wrong word is a barrier to communicat (Score:1)
Re:HAL 9000's predecessors and successors (Score:2)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:2)
It was really strange when I came there first, but apparently nobody bothered, and indeed you get used to it sooner than you would admit
Re:HAL 9000 or HAL 98 (Score:1)
"It looks like you're writing a letter, Dave. Would you like me to:
[] screw it all up for you, or
[] fuck off and die."
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
But what about his uptime? (Score:1)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:2)
There's also the question of the use which is made of the technology. Most street cameras are very obvious because their purpose is to prevent crime. The observation systems in 1984 were there to produce a general atnosphere of fear.
Re: Actually, the song goes... (Score:2)
2nd Verse
"Michael, Michael
Here is my answer true
I won't cycle
Down to the church with you
If you can't afford a carriage
You can't afford a marriage
And I'll be damned
If I'll be crammed
On a bicycle built for two"
dylan_-
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UIUC (Score:1)
Anyway, it was a fun birthday, and even though I don't miss the midwest, I do still have a special commemorative stamp/envelope that is postmarked from that day, with a planetary theme, and marking the day as HAL's birthday.
One side note to the HAL->IBM thing...the same can be said of VMS->WNT (Windows NT), apparently due to the main VMS architect moving over to MS to help write WNT. Hmm.
Re:VMS -> WNT (Score:2)
Or maybe not:
This is a very old stuff. Anyway, this is just half of the story. About a year and a half after the beginning of the developing process of NT, someone discover that WNT is VMS++. so he asked Dave about that, and his answer was: "wow, It took you too long to find that".
The Dave above is David Cutler, who was the primary architect of both WNT and VMS.
Re:HAL 9000's predecessors and successors (Score:1)
Re:Y2k Proof? (Score:1)
Sorry, would you be kind enough to educate me on what's the matter with 2004?
By the way, this is on-topic, we're all concerned about Hal's heatlh here, aren't we?
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Re:HAL is alive and well (Score:1)
It could very well be ka-ka. Who knows?
The affair you mention seems to be a clear case of incompetence of several people. But that's what it seems. I am afraid we will never know what it really was. In any case, it puts their security to shame, not their scientific or technical capabilities.
If it is real incompetence, perhaps HAL blueprints will slip out of some folder in a few years. In the meantime, let's improve our code. I'm sure they are doing the same.
Re:AI? (Score:2)
You forgot Joseph Weizenbaum, inventor of the original ELIZA.
Re:That was one seriously messed up movie (Score:1)
Re:Using the wrong word is a barrier to communicat (Score:1)
"Well, get it changed." He actually wanted us to change the HTML specs JUST for him...and had no clue what he was asking..ok..maybe he's NOTHING like the guy who made that comment..but it was a funny store anyway
Re:That was one seriously messed up movie (Score:1)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:3)
That's of course silly. Humans have left this planet for the first time only 40 years ago. Humans have lived without space travel for tens of thousands of years - millions of years, depending on what you define as a human. Jupiter won't take a right turn and head for another star if mankind was the wait an extra 200 or 4000 years.
when the population reaches the point that where earth cannot anylonger sustain it, we are going to have a problem
Going to space will never solve the problem of overpopulation, just like the discovery of the America's, Australia and the exploration of Africa didn't reduce the population of Europe. People will be born at a faster rate than you can shoot them of the planet.
-- Abigail
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:1)
Re:A TLA before its time (Score:2)
Except that Arthur C. Clarke claims [imdb.com] it was unintentional.
-- Abigail
Book and movie disagree. (Score:2)
But according to the movie [imdb.com] HAL was activated in 1992.
-- Abigail
Re:Y2k Proof? (Score:1)
Nothing, as far as i know, but *nixes, including Linux will have a problem in 2038 because of the way the kernel stores the date (number of seconds since 1970). time_t is a signed 32 bit integer (-2billion -> +2billion) so if everything isn't recompiled with a new definition of the time_t type then the date will skip from 2038 to 1940!
Work out what exactly whats 2^32 seconds before and after 1970 if you want to exact time of this
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:2)
Re:It's Life Jim But Not As We Know IT! (Score:2)
Come back in 20 years; people will still be saying that, as they were 20 years ago :)
Of course, that all depends on what your definition of 'real AI' is. We don't really have a good idea of what intelligence really is; the best definition that I've seen is in Hofstadter's 'Goedel, Escher, Bach', and goes something like "Intelligence is anything we can't yet automate; as soon as something is automated, it becomes clear that it's not the key to intelligence".
HTH, but I doubt that it does,
Stephen
Happy B-Day HAL (Score:2)
Anyhow it's kinda a shame some of the tech in the book/movie hasn't come true. Most of it was very much within our reach, granted AI hasn't advanced as much as Clarke forsaw. But videophones are within reach now (Voice-over-ip and a webcam, or some of that closed source stuff like NetMeeting, Intel ProShare (I think that's what it is called)). As far as the space science, NASA seems to be proving Ion-Drives with Deep Space 1, Hibernation (not there yet), Space Planes (research is underway, at least from what I've read in Scientific American), Space Stations (Int'l Space Station being built), moon base (why is it we haven't been back since the late 60's and early 70's?).
In any case, most of what Clarke forsaw was pretty much within humanities' grasp by this time. Granted science is kinda like Linus in a way...it will be released when it's ready. The only difference is the peer review of results in science, in the Linux Kernel it's a peer review of the code...
Re:Same place as Netscape (Score:2)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:2)
Re:But what about his uptime? (Score:2)
Speech Synthesis (Score:2)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:3)
The difference is it much easier to justify a war to the taxpayers than space exploration. And without the technology already developed for the military, and the propoganda coup of beating the Russians, Apollo would have never happened.
Re:That was one seriously messed up movie (Score:2)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:2)
So let me get this right, you are complaining that you don't have privacy in a public place? Um... isn't that the point of public places is that you have no expectations of privacy?
Re:I'm 30 today. Anyone remember "Logans Run"? (Score:2)
warroonsert writes:
I also turn 30 today. (Or, if you prefer, 0x1E, or 036 - doesn't look as interesting in hex or octal, does it?)I'm celebrating by getting a tattoo, meeting some friends for a few beers, and heading out to the mountains for a few days (yes, a few days off the net, believe it or not one can actually survive). Think I'll skip watching Logan's Run, though. Anyone else remember the really bad TV show, or the so-so series of books, that it spawned?
Happy birthday to HAL, to warroonsert, and to everyone else with a b-day today. Well, except Rush Limbaugh and Hermann Goring.
Re:That was one seriously messed up movie (Score:2)
Take a hike. (Score:2)
the point that where earth cannot any longer sustain it, we are going to have a problem
I wonder whether computers predispose people to think in this unrealistically optimistic way. I'd like to visit a space station or a Mars base and maybe live there a few months, but not to be exiled there.
Planets are like lives: you only get one. You screw it up -- bzzt! thanks for playing the game.
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:2)
Yeah, look at Robotech, didn't the SDF crash into Macross Island sometime in 1999?
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2001 as Blair Witch Project (bear with me) (Score:2)
2001 appears on almost all critics' top 20 lists. There is a reason for this -- it was completely different in many respects from movies that preceded it. It had a story that really didn't have a conclusion (it built tension, but never released that in SO many ways. I'm not talking a movie that is hard to figure out, but one that is, by it's very nature, personal, not mass.) It was slow. very slow. It had very little dialogue, etc, etc.
In short, while the movie was very popular among many, causing them to sing it's praises and build a cult-type following, there were a fair amount of people (as someone noted below) who "didn't get it." Some became quite insistent it was a piece of crap and were bewildered at critics (and non-critics) who judged it for what it was: a leap forward in cinema.
I was reminded of this the previous summer by The Blair Witch Project, a similiarly ground-breaking movie that a minority of people hated because they "just didn't get it", but most critics hailed as "groundbreaking." Sounds familiar, huh?
Anyway, this comment reminded me and I thought I'd share.
For all the skinny on HAL and 2001... (Score:2)
Underman's 2001 [underview.com]
The section on how some of the special effects were done is great. Did anyone ever notice that during the Turn The Pod Around HAL scene that HAL lies? Even though he can read lips, he refuses to turn the pod around when the comm link is shut off, making the crew think that he can't hear them.
In the same regards, the AE Unit failure can be seen as a trust exercise by HAL to see wiether or not the crew really trusts HAL's data, and in turn be trusted to complete the mission.
Re:That theory is very old (Score:2)
H + 1 = I
A + 1 = B
L + 1 = M
or in other words
I - 1 = H
B - 1 = A
M - 1 = L
thus HAL is less than IBM... but then I wouldn't have bought that argument if it was JCN's birhtday instead of HAL's either....
Re:Y2k Proof? (Score:2)
I'm sure they said things like that in the 1970's when they programmed the computers at the time.
Re:coincidence? i think not. (Score:2)
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:2)
Indeed, and there is an enormous momentum, many people are still young, and haven't finished, or even started, reproducing yet.
Which means, that the number of people being born each day is enormous. Just in China alone, (which has pretty good family planning nowadays), the amount of people born each year equals the number of people living in Germany.
I am fully aware of the size of the population, and its rapid growth. And that's exactly why I said travelling away from the planet isn't going to solve the problem - you just can't shoot people of the planet fast enough to even make a dent in the growth of the population.
Dealing with population growth isn't easy, but it's possible. And for much lower costs than space travel. You might want to buy the January issue of Scientific American, it has a nice article about family planning.
-- Abigail
Re:1984, 2001 etc... (Score:2)