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Posted by michael on Sun Nov 28, 1999 01:03 PM
from the do-you-know-how-fast-you-were-going,-sir? dept.
Bogatyr writes "Robert Cailliau, who designed the Web with Briton Tim Berners-Lee in late 1990, says all Internet users should be licensed so surfers on the information highway are as accountable as drivers on the road. " W3C has been working on such systems for years - unforgeable certificates which users must present to gain access to content, and which incidentally identify them uniquely and provide assorted marketing information. The end of anonymity, coming soon to a Web near you.
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  • Accountability? (Score:4)

    by citizenx (117856) on Sunday November 28 1999, @08:07AM (#1499592) Homepage
    Accountable for what, I'd like to know. Should we get insurance in case our packets collide with somebody elses?
  • NoProxy.com = Pro-Privacy by Monir (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:08AM
  • Unfortunate by KurtP (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:10AM
  • License for Internet users? by BRTB (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:11AM
  • Re:Colors by hadron (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:15AM
  • Hell no. (Score:3)

    by antizeus (47491) on Sunday November 28 1999, @08:15AM (#1499601)
    That's just bizarre. What's up with that analogy between surfing and driving? When you drive a car you're controlling a heavy object that moves at a high velocity. Such a thing has great potential damage associated with it, so a good case can be made for licensing. Surfing the web? How would that endanger anyone? I think a better analogy would be reading books... But then you couldn't say "you should need a license to surf the web, much like you need one to read a book" because you don't need a license to read a book. That would be silly. And so is this idea.

  • argh... by miahrogers (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:15AM
  • not so great by emmons (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:15AM
  • Not a good development by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:17AM
  • hmmm... by Issue9mm (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:18AM
  • practicalities, gents by BenHmm (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:18AM
  • Re:Colors by Malto (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:19AM
  • Re:Accountability? (Score:3)

    by orangesquid (79734) <os@ude l . edu> on Sunday November 28 1999, @08:19AM (#1499608) Homepage Journal
    Yeah... the whole idea of having a drivers license is that you are held accountable for damages you cause... but unless someone is deliberately attempting to crack into other computers, its hard to accidentally cause damage on the net. I mean, when was the last time you were surfing down the information superhighway, took your eyes off the monitor to do something, and your packets suddenly began colliding into others, damaging them irreversably? ;-)
    Besides, data is physically worthless - bits and bytes are effectively free, so all you'd be doing in that case would be interrupting communications, or changing records of someone's intellectual property, or something...
    Licenses to use the internet are dumb.
  • CERN != acronym by Camelot (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:19AM
  • Hah, an internet drivers license? by Provos (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:20AM
  • rephrased by emmons (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:20AM
  • Accountability for what? by Bartmoss (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:20AM
  • Uh huh, sure. by peet (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:21AM
  • No by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:23AM
  • Re:Hell no. by miahrogers (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:24AM
  • Re:NoProxy.com = Pro-Privacy by Issue9mm (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:24AM
  • Re:Hah, an internet drivers license? by Improv (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:24AM
  • noooooooooooooooo! by emmons (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:24AM
  • this is bad.. by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:25AM
  • Out of touch? by caferace (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:26AM
  • What a shame (Score:3)

    by pete-classic (75983) <hutnick@gmail.com> on Sunday November 28 1999, @08:26AM (#1499622) Homepage Journal
    Licensing surfers would change the internet from a sort of cafe, where ideas are exchanged freely into a kind of mega-mall, where faceless corporations separate you from your money in exchange for junk that you don't really need.

    Maybe BBSes will make a comeback after all.

    -Peter
  • Re:Colors by sinnergy (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:27AM
  • Re:CERN != acronym by Pig Hogger (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:27AM
  • who, technically, owns the net? by xcjohn (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:29AM
  • Guess who'll love this? by JohnL (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:29AM
  • this is futile by nordicfrost (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:30AM
  • by jacobm (68967) on Sunday November 28 1999, @08:31AM (#1499629) Homepage
    I can see both sides of this issue. On the one hand, as society starts having more and more of its business online, it will be more and more important for people who commit online crimes to be held accountable- in real life, "I just shot him to demonstrate what poor security against bullets he had!" doesn't hold up in many courts. Which is not to say that I think pranks like defacing a web site are as serious as murder, of course, but what about the guy who discovers an exploit for those new digital iToasters that will let him burn people's houses down, and uses it? Or who subtly hacks into an e-commerce site so that when you submit your credit card number, it records it in a plaintext file on the server before passing it along so he can come back and read it at his convenience?

    From that standpoint, we want to make it as hard to be truly anonymous as possible, so that we can catch people who are doing things that we ought to punish. On the other hand, anonymity on a more casual level is very important. I am doing a sociology study on homosexuality and the internet, for example, and am finding that it's pretty common for people who are just discovering that they are gay to turn to the anonymity of the Internet to get information because they don't want people to know that they're gay. Destroying their anonymity would be very bad for them, perhaps even physically dangerous. And of course there are the more common reasons: I certainly don't want people knowing about my surfing habit just because it's none of their business, dammit, and I *certainly* don't want to start getting e-mails about sites that I'll just *love* considering the sites that I visit now...

    I'm not sure how to reconcile those two competing interests. Does anyone else have any ideas?
  • Re:argh... by quasimoto (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:32AM
  • License Schmicense by rm-r (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:32AM
  • Funny by antizeus (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:33AM
  • spam is the lesser of two evils by RelliK (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:33AM
  • Re:hmmm... by miahrogers (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:34AM
  • what's happening? by toroid (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:34AM
  • Micropayment like the Minitel by Le douanier (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:35AM
  • What's wrong with not being anonymous? by Troed (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:35AM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by jacobm (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:35AM
  • I say this is crap. by joshkerr (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:35AM
  • Re:Hah, an internet drivers license? by Provos (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:35AM
  • Re:Colors by FraggleMI (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:36AM
  • Re:who, technically, owns the net? by quasimoto (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:36AM
  • Car not a good comparison. by Caine (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:36AM
  • You're the "80 million dead" fellow, aren't you? by GnrcMan (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:37AM
  • by el_chicano (36361) on Sunday November 28 1999, @08:39AM (#1499647) Homepage
    But the system is open, neutral and non-proprietary, and must remain so, according to Cailliau. ``One has to be extremely careful what it is that one regulates. We should not regulate the content but the behavior of people.

    Let see... Humans have tried to change the behavior of others for years -- they're called laws. Even though humans have had laws against prostitution for thousands of years, you can still find prostitutes (if you know where to look :-> ). The US has had laws against the importation of drugs like cannibis for years, but all that those laws resulted in was 1) higher quality and 2) better availability of ganja!

    What I don't understand is how they intend to separate content from behavior. If I smoked weed regularly (my behavior) I would probably want to put up some pro-legalization webpages (my content). If my webpages advocated mass consumpution of marijuana, could the powers that be still ban my website by saying that they are targeting my behavior, not my content?
    --
  • Just how do they think they will manage this? by Asparfame (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:40AM
  • Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely by Sylvestre (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:41AM
  • one of the dumbest... by Hobbex (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:41AM
  • Hashcash: A Better Way to Eliminate Spam by Brian Ristuccia (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:42AM
  • It's all downhill from here by yarmond (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:42AM
  • Licenses could cut down on headaches by Junks Jerzey (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:43AM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by CPol (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:44AM
  • So it's about knowlege, not authenticity? by Improv (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:46AM
  • forgeproof by unit-6 (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:46AM
  • Re:No (Micropayments) by davie (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:46AM
  • Missing the point by dark&stormynight (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:50AM
  • Age Limit? by retep (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:52AM
  • Re:Hell no. by antizeus (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:53AM
  • W3C bought at last by dufke (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:53AM
  • Re:Colors by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:53AM
  • by ewhac (5844) on Sunday November 28 1999, @08:54AM (#1499669) Homepage Journal

    It sounds like he's trying to assure some level of accountability with the net to combat certain evils like spam, but he's using the wrong analogy. Surfing the Internet is not like driving a car.

    A better analogy would be visiting a library. You make a request for some information (either by looking it up in a card catalog, or asking the reference librarian), and you receive it. We would never suggest that a librarian demand ID before allowing access to the book racks. However, we might expect them to politely stop the six-year-old from wandering into the art section where are kept the books of human figure photography. It's easy, after all, for a human to spot a six-year-old.

    I think what worries Cailliau is the fact that the medium of information exchange is now entirely mechanized; that there's no longer a human gatekeeper to make sure that neither the six-year-old nor the neighborhood Fundamentalist doesn't accidentally wander off with Mapplethorpe.

    Unfortunately, such wisdom requires adult human intelligence and life experience, which we aren't about to get in machines for some time. And the alternative suggested by Cailliau of checking IDs is unworkable and ethically repugnant.

    For the time being, it seems we must rely on the honesty and honor of humans to not foul the well water. Even given Talin's Third Law ("Politeness doesn't scale."), this approach has worked remarkably well on the Internet so far. As long as we keep developing honesty and honor in our children, I believe we should be, for the most part, just fine.

    Schwab

  • Sounded good up to by Chas (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:55AM
  • The way I see it... by ForceOfWill (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:55AM
  • Re:CERN != acronym by Camelot (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:56AM
  • Re:What's wrong with not being anonymous? by phil reed (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:00AM
  • This will only hurt the internet by Killer_Rabbit (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:00AM
  • Re:Colors by hadron (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:00AM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by rm-r (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:02AM
  • Re:Ah yes . . . *but*! by aetius2 (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:04AM
  • President of the Internet by TwistedGreen (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:05AM
  • Re:What's wrong with not being anonymous? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:05AM
  • Anonymity will always exist on the net by ~spot (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:05AM
  • hrm by ransom (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:06AM
  • Re:What's wrong with not being anonymous? by flux (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:06AM
  • Nothing to fear by Jackster (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:06AM
  • What a pity... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:08AM
  • The Genie is out of the bottle... by fatboy (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:09AM
  • Re:Unfortunate by Gurlia (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:10AM
  • Pay to avoid ad spam, is what it is by Reziac (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:11AM
  • Re:rephrased by Malacai[GDI] (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:15AM
  • ... why the "dangers" of the internet are a myth by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:18AM
  • Re:What a shame by Splork (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:19AM
  • by Raereth (42904) <slashdot AT requiem DOT ca> on Sunday November 28 1999, @09:19AM (#1499695)
    I really don't think eliminating anonymity is the answer. In Real Life(tm) for example, in order to prevent crime, shops have cameras, security guards, and so on - basically the equivalents of various security tools available for servers on the Internet, such as firewalls, proxy servers, and so on.

    Licensing surfers seems, IMHO, tantamount to forcing everyone to have little credit card-like things with their social security number (or whatever). Card readers would be posted on the door of every house, shop, mall, etc. and in order to enter a building, you'd need to insert your card. That way, there would be records of where everyone was and when, so if something got stolen, they (the government, police, storeowner, or whomever) would theoretically know who it was; and, incidentally, there would be reams of information on every single person in the country who ever left their home, detailing where they went and when. So law enforcement would have a very powerful new tool to combat crime, and marketers would be able to target the right people for their bulk mailings - everybody wins! ...right?

    As I think most people can tell, a system like that would never, ever, ever be brought into existence, at least in a "free" country - it would be held as a massive violation of rights. So why on Earth should such a system exist on the Internet? It's hardly the only way to combat crime.

    In the article, the Internet is compared to a highway, where all drivers are licensed, and so on. I have to disagree with this; I think an analogy of people in a massive city might be a little more appropriate, although even that is flawed. But perhaps one of the most glaring flaws in the drivers-on-the-road analogy is the potential for damage: someone in a car can easily kill themselves or others through a lack of skill in handling a car - either by hitting another car, or running into a tree, or whatever. That is why drivers and cars are licensed - if someone tries to drive a car without adequate training, then nine times out of ten they'll get into some sort of accident, and quite possibly seriously hurt. Now, if you put someone in front of a computer with no prior training, they'll just get confused, nothing more. No one gets hurt or killed. On the Internet, the people with potential to cause damage are the ones who know what they're doing (or, in some cases, script kiddies who just think they know what they're doing - but I don't think most of them are capable of serious damage). And I think that the truly dangerous people will figure out how to get around the licensing anyway.

    And of course, there's the problem of who you get to oversee the licensing. A government wouldn't really work, since the Internet has no geographical boundaries; W3C wouldn't be able to do it, since IIRC no one is actually *forced* to listen to them. In fact, I wouldn't be amazingly surprised if an attempt at licensing surfers like this just resulted in fracturing the Internet into parts that require licenses, and parts that don't. I personally think that part of the beauty (for lack of a better word) of the Internet is the fact that it's pseudo-anonymous, and unregulated. There isn't really anyone with the power to say what you can or can't do. Naturally, this does get abused, but that hasn't ruined the Internet. It's a place where anyone can say what they want, and have an equal opportunity to be heard, without having to be afraid of anyone coming after them for it; that's something that should always be protected. A licensing and identification scheme would be a large step towards destroying that.
  • Re:What's wrong with not being anonymous? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:22AM
  • by MrLizard (95131) on Sunday November 28 1999, @09:23AM (#1499699)
    In the real world, you do not need to present identification before being able to commit violent crimes. That is, take your 'iToaster' example. Mapping it to the real world -- I can buy a gallon of gasoline and a book of matches without presenting ID. I can make this purchase in California and burn down a house in Texas, making it quite hard for the police to find the stoned store clerk who might dimly remember selling me the supplies. Is our solution to record all transactions? No.

    To a very real extent, crime is a tax we all pay on freedom. There are societies with very little crime -- these are invariably societies no one sane would want to live in, where the most common crime is trying to escape.

    We manage to maintain an acceptable (hell, plunging rapidly!) rate of crime in the 'real world' without mandatory identification and tracking of all citizen-units. If anything, hunting down crooks in cyberspace, anonymity or no, is generally easier because it's much easier to leave footprints, and because, let's face it, most hackers aren't the cunning criminal geniuses you see in movies. Most of them are script kiddies who have learned one or two k00l trix, and use them incessantly. Modus operandi is the first step to capture.

    What we need is not new laws. What we need is for those charged with enforcing the existing laws to get off their doughnut-fattened butts and haul their corpulant forms into classes where they can learn about the new technology they need to master.

  • only purpose: tracking law -abiders- by Splork (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:24AM
  • A Brave New Internet by cpytel (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:25AM
  • Re:Touchier than it might seem by jedrek (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:27AM
  • censorship by labiss (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:29AM
  • Re:Touchier than it might seem by Ralph Wiggam (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:29AM
  • It might not be a BAD idea... by awkwardone (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:31AM
  • Re:who, technically, owns the net? by Money__ (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:31AM
  • Re:Unfortunate by m0e (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:33AM
  • Regulation defeats itself by stevens (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:41AM
  • Re:What a shame by Wah (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:46AM
  • Yes, with some modifications. by Tyrell Hawthorne (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:49AM
  • This is an act against Freedom of Information by Ektanoor (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:49AM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by Stonehand (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:49AM
  • dumb by pris (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:54AM
  • Re:Touchier than it might seem by jacobm (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:54AM
  • Another troll under the toll road. by wfrp01 (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:56AM
  • Well now... (Score:3)

    by Zoltar (24850) on Sunday November 28 1999, @09:57AM (#1499724)
    I guess I've just about heard it all now. Somewhere, somehow, somebody is going to figure out how to completely destroy the things that have made the internet great. We will be telling our grandkids about the good old days when the net was like the wild west. Yep... if it's not the politicians or the save-the-whales crowd, it'll be someone. It's just a matter of time.

    I say we just fork the whole thing off right now. How hard could it be to do that. All we need are phone lines... maybe some new protocols.. it could be done. We could call it "The Undernet" The slashdot community has the knowledge and resources to get it started too.
  • Re:practicalities, gents by sesquiped (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:57AM
  • Re:Hah, an internet drivers license? by Wire Tap (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:02AM
  • Re:noooooooooooooooo! by Hobbex (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:03AM
  • Virtual Reality is like Reality, man. by Muttonhead (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:04AM
  • Re:Licenses could cut down on headaches by Stonehand (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:06AM
  • Re:It might not be a BAD idea... by Manuka (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:12AM
  • Re:Driving Analogy Fails by Hrunting (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:12AM
  • The solution is somewhat easy. by sandman71 (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:14AM
  • The solution is somewhat easy. by sandman71 (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:14AM
  • Re:Yes, with some modifications. by PigleT (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:14AM
  • "The net routes around censorship ..." by Lumpish Scholar (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:15AM
  • Re:Well now... by wfrp01 (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:15AM
  • Re:Colors by rm-r (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:16AM
  • Re:Driving Analogy Fails by CBravo (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:26AM
  • And how will it be enforced ....? by taniwha (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:27AM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by Moray_Reef (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:31AM
  • Re:Touchier than it might seem by phil reed (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:34AM
  • Re:Ah yes . . . *but*! by Fastolfe (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:38AM
  • What do you expect from a YRO article? by Fastolfe (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:40AM
  • Yeah! License Internet Users! by Greyfox (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:41AM
  • Do you need a license to... by kalmite (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:43AM
  • License to "surf"? by Kaufmann (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:44AM
  • this is rubbish by browser_war_pow (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:44AM
  • by abulafia (7826) on Sunday November 28 1999, @10:50AM (#1499762)
    I'm not an anonymous person and I don't want to be. I also don't want other anonymous people because they can do things without being held accountable for them. People on the Internet need to grow up and realize that the Internet isn't an infant anymore. It's evolved into a real-world machine and in the real-world, people aren't anonymous. You don't always get what you want, nor even what you ask for.

    Put analogies aside for a minute, and stop and think for a minute what it would mean if an unforgable 1-1 link to your True Name were attached to every packet you sent. Your every action would be analyzed (Don't buy the "just because the data is there doesn't mean it would be used" story - it has value, so someone will mine it) and used to build a model of how you behave on line. Increasingly, everything is becoming more online. In ten years, this will be a detailed map of practically everything you do, including physically where you were at what time (cell phones), with whom you converse, what you buy.

    What is really needed is nearly the opposite - strong anonymous identites with selective, voluntary disclosure. There's no inherent need for a porno site to get your credit card number just to verify you're of age (although that's a very convenient excuse to do so, for a variety of reasons). A certificate that states you're 27 years old with nothing else identifiable could get you to thier gallery or whatever. If you wanted the "premium services", you'd use micropayments, or perhaps create a contract with a different certificate used to create a three way relationship between the site operator, your credit institution and you. The site never has any reason to know who you are.

    For different sites (Like Ingram, as someone exampled) where there is a compelling reason to know who you are, you can choose to disclose who you are.

    This might sound very science fiction like, but it is just how the real world tries (and often fails) to operate. You buy booze and present your driver's license. The cashier isn't writing down your name or DL number; just checking the DOB. If they did start writing it down, I believe you'd be understandably pretty creeped out. Why should web site operators get that data (in an automated fashion ripe for data mining)?

    I'm truly afraid we're headed to a Brave New World simply because people don't realize what they're asking for.

  • This has nothing to do with W3C by Fastolfe (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:51AM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by friedo (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:56AM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by Tim C (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:02AM
  • Re:Virtual Reality is like Reality, man. by Eric Smith (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:04AM
  • Re:Colors (Score:3)

    by Waldo (4398) on Sunday November 28 1999, @11:04AM (#1499768)
    The colors look great in lynx.
  • Re:Driving Analogy Fails by fusiongyro (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:06AM
  • Re:power != rights, except in China by Stonehand (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:07AM
  • I must admit, I'm torn here... by Millennium (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:09AM
  • Licences, Rights and - gasp - Responsibilities by Maclir (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:10AM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by JabberWokky (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:15AM
  • Re:No (Micropayments) by Seth Finkelstein (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:15AM
  • Re:You're the "80 million dead" fellow, aren't you by Jerry (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:16AM
  • Re:But *programmers* should be licensed... by WNight (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:17AM
  • A metaphor run amuck?? by orpheus (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:24AM
  • "Anonymous enough" by abulafia (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:24AM
  • I'm surprised no-one has posted John Dvorak's classic humor column on this topic (PC Computing, April 1994, page 88).

    Excerpt:

    The moniker--Information Highway--itself seems to be responsible for SB #040194. Introduced by Senator Patrick Leahy, it's designed to prohibit anyone from using a public computer network (Information Highway) while the computer user is intoxicated. I know how silly this sounds, but Congress apparently thinks that being drunk on a highway is bad no matter what kind of highway it is. The bill is expected to pass this month.

    There already are rampant arguments as to how this proposed law can possibly be enforced. The FBI hopes to use it as an excuse to do routine wiretaps on any computer if there is any evidence that the owner "uses or abuses alcohol and has access to a modem." Note how it slips in the word 'uses'. This means if you've been seen drinking one lone beer, you can have your line tapped.

    Full version at http://www.mit.edu/activities/safe/humor/drunk-on- infohighway [mit.edu]

  • Not quite yet. by aithien (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:24AM
  • Re:hmmm... by Issue9mm (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:26AM
  • Let's turn this around by Zigurd (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:28AM
  • Educate, not Legislate by an_Ex-Lurker (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:29AM
  • Re:Licences, Rights and - gasp - Responsibilities by Arctic Fox (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:34AM
  • You CAN travel without a Driver's License by UnknownSoldier (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:34AM
  • surfing anonymously by Oniros (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:37AM
  • You don't own your land by UnknownSoldier (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:37AM
  • You don't own your car UNLESS... by UnknownSoldier (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:39AM
  • License = Permission by UnknownSoldier (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:45AM
  • Re:But *programmers* should be licensed... by Chandon Seldon (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:55AM
  • Re:You're the "80 million dead" fellow, aren't you by Samhailt (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:55AM
  • Marketing or Big Brother? by B.D.Mills (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:06PM
  • Already happening in RL... by TheDullBlade (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:06PM
  • Re:Driving Analogy Fails by WNight (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:07PM
  • Privacy on the Net, what about the Real World? by hautis (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:13PM
  • Re:Ah yes . . . *but*! by The CrapHead! (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:14PM
  • ugh. by gbroiles (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:15PM
  • Re:An applicable Robert Heinlein mis-quote by SoftwareJanitor (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:17PM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by CPol (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:20PM
  • Re:hmmm... by The CrapHead! (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:23PM
  • Re:Driving Analogy Fails by aallan (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:24PM
  • Re:This isn't the answer by Ozzy (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:26PM
  • Re:Driving Analogy Fails by hautis (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:32PM
  • Re:Unfortunate by The CrapHead! (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:33PM
  • Is the Internet like the road, or like books? by Dilly Bar (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:36PM
  • Time to fork the net. by SoftwareJanitor (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:36PM
  • No, programmers are modern day sorcerers by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:37PM
  • Re:Driving Analogy Fails by Surak (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:38PM
  • Re:Hah, an internet drivers license? by bungalow (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:38PM
  • Re:CERN != acronym by sash (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:44PM
  • Re:Accountable for their identity. ('pr0n') by coyote-san (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:45PM
  • Re:No (Micropayments) by bungalow (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:47PM
  • Do not make a comparison to a driver's license by Snoochie Bootchie (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:47PM
  • Internet Regulation by Ex Machina (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:48PM
  • Re:What a shame by redhog (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:54PM
  • The middle ground by john@iastate.edu (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:54PM
  • Re:Not such a bad idea... by SoftwareJanitor (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @12:55PM
  • Also: Freedom of Assembly by coyote-san (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @01:00PM
  • Re:License = Permission by KeithT (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @01:05PM
  • Re:No (Micropayments) by copito (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @01:06PM
  • Different perspective by bungalow (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @01:06PM
  • License? by thales (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @01:15PM
  • Various random thoughts... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @01:20PM
  • Status quo by Inoshiro (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @01:45PM
  • Re:But *programmers* should be licensed... by knarf (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @01:47PM
  • W3C is not working on licensing users by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @02:01PM
  • I've been joking about this for ages! by Myself (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @02:18PM
  • Welcome, citizen, to Oceania International Airport by Travoltus (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @02:23PM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by Heatherj (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @02:32PM
  • Driving Analogy Fails..... by liNA-seven-nine (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @02:43PM
  • Re:power != rights, except in China by Another MacHack (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @02:55PM
  • Just get a better car by CrAlt (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @03:19PM
  • Re:No, programmers are modern day sorcerers by hautis (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @03:47PM
  • More proof that the standards are being perverted by MikeFM (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @03:58PM
  • Re:You have this mixed up! by pete-classic (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @04:02PM
  • It's the blind trust in IDs that's the problem. by Kris_J (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @04:12PM
  • Re:W3C is not working on licensing users by _blueboy (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @04:51PM
  • Protect your wallet by cnflctd (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @05:03PM
  • Different Analogies for different reasons. by matman (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @05:06PM
  • Re:Unfortunate by True Dork (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @05:10PM
  • Re:No (Micropayments) by Seth Finkelstein (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @05:32PM
  • Re:You CAN travel without a Driver's License by Jeremiah (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @05:43PM
  • Re:No by Steve B (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @05:57PM
  • Canada and regulation by paulschreiber (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @06:04PM
  • Re:Ah yes . . . *but*! by Fjandr (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @06:30PM
  • Re:No by Guy Harris (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @06:30PM
  • by Ralph Bearpark (2819) on Sunday November 28 1999, @06:37PM (#1499886) Homepage
    I can see it now ... before being allowed out on the Information Superhighway (TM) proper, it will be compulsory for all newbies to learn on Slashdot first (right now it just seems that way.) They'll have to be good citizens, make their contributions, avoid being a potty mouth, etc. Once they've developed a Karma of, say, 25 they'll be allowed out on their own. Another fine product of CmdrTaco's Academy!

    Regards, Ralph.
  • Re:You CAN travel without a Driver's License by Fjandr (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @06:47PM
  • Revelations in the Christian Bible by B.D.Mills (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @06:48PM
  • Re:You don't own your car UNLESS... by Fjandr (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @06:55PM
  • Re:Nope. by Fjandr (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @07:11PM
  • Communism by Fjandr (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @07:25PM
  • Re:Driving Analogy Fails by Raven667 (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @07:51PM
  • Re:License = Permission by Fjandr (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @07:55PM
  • Re:This isn't the answer by Raven667 (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:25PM
  • crime in japan and usa by bludstone (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:32PM
  • The web was invented by retards! by GMontag (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @08:56PM
  • John Doe wants to drive a car by nine9 (Score:2) Sunday November 28 1999, @09:37PM
  • Re:What's wrong with not being anonymous? by Troed (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @10:15PM
  • Re:But *programmers* should be licensed... by samantha (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:18PM
  • Re:Accountability? by samantha (Score:1) Sunday November 28 1999, @11:26PM
  • Re:noooooooooooooooo! by AlamedaStone (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @12:43AM
  • Pedestrians should have a license, too? by Anders Andersson (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @01:00AM
  • Re:Out of touch? by Rogain (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @01:32AM
  • gov't – social equality by AlamedaStone (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @01:42AM
  • Re:You don't own your car UNLESS... by UnknownSoldier (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @02:41AM
  • Re:Yes, with some modifications. by Tyrell Hawthorne (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @02:54AM
  • Re:Accountability? by Delta9 (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @02:58AM
  • It'll never fly by Lumpy (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @03:00AM
  • Thank-you by UnknownSoldier (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @03:00AM
  • 50s model of parenting by theaphila (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @03:35AM
  • Otherland by Eric E. Coe (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @03:51AM
  • result? - fragmentation of the net by Lumpy (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @03:53AM
  • Nonsense by binarybits (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @03:53AM
  • its not the internet they need licensed on by zorachus (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @04:05AM
  • mark o' th' beast by Wansu (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @04:14AM
  • Re:But *programmers* should be licensed... by jms (Score:2) Monday November 29 1999, @06:16AM
  • Certificates don't infringe privacy by Borogove (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @06:25AM
  • Anonymity is a vital part of the internet by Master_Ruthless (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @06:31AM
  • The Reality of Licensing by goliard (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @08:16AM
  • Re:This isn't the answer by Danse (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @09:29AM
  • Re:Drivers Licenses are GROSSLY Immoral by Danse (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @10:10AM
  • Re:Ah yes . . . *but*! by Fastolfe (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @12:10PM
  • Re:Partly wrong by Tim C (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @02:20PM
  • Re:noooooooooooooooo! by plague3106 (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @02:36PM
  • Re:But *programmers* should be licensed... by plague3106 (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @02:45PM
  • Re:But *programmers* should be licensed... by plague3106 (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @02:49PM
  • Welcome to the 'net circa 1990 by xixax (Score:1) Monday November 29 1999, @04:06PM
  • Re:50s model of parenting by Surak (Score:2) Monday November 29 1999, @04:29PM
  • Re:Ah yes . . . *but*! by Fjandr (Score:1) Tuesday November 30 1999, @02:38PM
  • Re:You don't own your car UNLESS... by Fjandr (Score:1) Tuesday November 30 1999, @03:11PM
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