Toxic Toads Taking Over Australia 564
An anonymous reader writes "Yahoo News is reporting that toxic toads imported from Hawaii to help control the beetle population that was ravaging Australia's sugar cane crops have instead become pests themselves. From the article: 'The toads can grow as large as dinner plates and weigh up to 4.5 pounds. Their heads and backsides are studded with rows of warts that secrete a milky white toxin called bufotoxin. Because Australia has no native toads, many native predators such as snakes, lizards and mammals are very sensitive to the toxin. So when the toads spread, they immediately kill off many of the region's top predators.'"
Simpsons quote (Score:5, Funny)
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas! Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Welcome (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why always Australia? (Score:4, Funny)
Because Tokyo finally learned to cover these things up
G.
Re:Simpsons quote (Score:2, Funny)
"Bufo marinus? I would'a called them Chazwazzes"
Re:And in recent news ... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sounds like a job for.. (Score:1, Funny)
Problem Solved (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Terrible Summary (Score:5, Funny)
Toads Staying alive! Staying alive.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Us aussies have been playing cricket with them (Score:3, Funny)
so that's how they've tricked you all into helping them to spread at 60km/year instead of the expected 10km/year.
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:-=M-O-D Parent D-O-W-N Please=- (Score:5, Funny)
Good Sir, know that you speak of TripMasterMonkey, whose karma whoring has passed into legend, even on these most whore filled of boards.
Exactly Where: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Terrible Summary (Score:2, Funny)
I was also wondering about this. I remember reading about the problem in a magazine about 20 years ago. Thanks for the clarification, and now that you just gave us the gist of the article, I won't have to spend energy reading it (although probably spent more writing this)... but whatever. Marcos
Re:Terrible Summary (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This is news? (Score:4, Funny)
Death of a Cane Toad [google.com]
Re:This is news? (Score:1, Funny)
The frozen toads may, however, be used as curling stones.
Re:Terrible Summary (Score:5, Funny)
I'd like to take the opposite stance. Have you ever seen a Kane Toad? Anything that butte ugly couldn't have been Intellegently Designed so in fact proves the nonexistence of God! Wait a minute, God must be taken on faith. So if something so incredibly ugly exists then it must prove the nonexistence of God because to assume it must have been designed to rely on faith to prove God's existence then it proves God does not in fact exist. I was worried there for a moment. If anyone has any questions I'll be standing next to the Zebra Crossing sign.
Re:Nothing for you to see here... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Real story is the Ravens (Score:5, Funny)
Four words:
"National Toad Wacking Month"
Futurama quote (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Seems obvious (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Terrible Summary (Score:2, Funny)
Still, it's a story that's got legs on it.
Re:Terrible Summary (Score:5, Funny)
On Slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Terrible Summary (Score:2, Funny)
More crap imported from the US.
The problem is, you stopped there. What you needed was the follow up: import thousands of shotgun-wielding Dick Cheneys to blast the toads. And, of course, the beauty of the plan is that the Dick Cheneys die in the winter.
Re:-=M-O-D Parent D-O-W-N Please=- (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Obviously a y2k problem... (Score:3, Funny)
Longer Legs? Disco Clubs? (Score:3, Funny)
Toxic toads bound across the northern tropics of Australia faster than ever, thanks to the evolution of longer legs in the few short decades since humans introduced them to their own little paradise...Last year, researchers announced they had successfully lured and trapped the toads using ultraviolet lights like those used in disco clubs.
I guess those long legs are being put to good use. I'll bet that hallucinogenic stuff they secrete is a hit with the ladies on the dance floor.
Re:Terrible Summary (Score:4, Funny)
Next week's lead article "Australia goes to battle against EVIL Nazis!", then in a few years time we'll post the article "Dingo eats baby in outback Australia."
Re:-=M-O-D Parent D-O-W-N Please=- (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Terrible Summary (Score:2, Funny)
Dick Cheney (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Simpsons quote (Score:4, Funny)
Owner: [sweeping a bunch of toads out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo.
Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere.
They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all
over the malonga gilderchuck.
Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.
Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".
I take exception to this (Score:1, Funny)
We tried that already... (Score:3, Funny)