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Alex Chiu on Science, Religion, and Politics

Posted by Roblimo on Thu Jun 07, 2001 12:00 PM
from the only-on-the-Internet dept.
Almost all Slashdot interview guests are suggested by readers. One week we might invite a physicist; the next week a tech-interested politician or lawyer; the week after that an outstanding programmer. And once in a while we choose someone off-the-wall -- like Alex Chiu -- to keep things from getting too serious around here. Please realize that not every Slashdot interview is going to be your particular cup of tea, but it is someone's. (And, of course, you can send your interview guest suggestion to roblimo@slashdot.org. I read every one.) But enough of that. Let's turn the floor over to Alex Chiu, purveyor of Eternal Life Rings and decidedly non-mainstream opinions on religion, science, and politics.

Question:
If you were to end up dying someday, who should I contact for a refund on my eternal life device?

Alex:
The Immortality Device Inc is a corporation. So if I die, somebody else from the corporation will take over the business.

Question:
Assuming I were to live forever, why should I want to? As many tales have been written, one grows weary of seeing friends come and go and children age and die. It's a heavy burden, what's there to counter balance this need for immortality, other than simple fear of death?

Alex:
Well, if you don't want your relatives and friends to die, help me spread the news. Let people know about immortality device. That way, your loved ones won't die. Why do people fear death? Because in the bottom of your heart, you know death is no good. You become a soul which has no body. Another word, you become a homeless ghost. It might feel good to be out of your body for awhile. But you can't stay like that forever. Then you must look for a new body. That's what we call reincarnation. If you go to Disney world, it might feel fun at first. But after 2 days straight in the campus, you feel tired. You then want to go back home. If you divorce, you feel free at first. Then you start to feel lonely and you want to remarry again. Same with souls. They can't survive without a body for long. Souls are designed to fit inside a body. Souls are not designed to float around in thin air.

Question:
you cite edison, tesla and einstein as people who were "laughed and scorned at," presumably as parallel figures to yourself, but we can't help noticing that you're sort of missing something. edison, tesla and einstein were great scientists who, through a thorough and accurate understanding of the best scientific learning of their day, applied existing principles in groundbreaking and unexpected ways to advance contemporary physics. you, however, are applying your ignorance and lack of understanding of high-school level science - skimming through textbooks, parrot-learning words like "unique frequency," "magnetic flux" and "negative charge" - and producing your own bastardized version of contemporary science via the tried and tested method of 'just making shit up.'

you seem to be mesmerised, rabbit-in-headlamps style, by the magical idea of magnetism. apparently you're an intelligent enough guy, but please for your own magnetic god's sake educate yourself on the basic concepts of science, starting with the other three fundamental forces (or is it two? unification is so awkward!). cells don't cluster together because of magnetism. animals don't run from danger because they are "repelled by the negative energy." hey, maybe some form of teleportation will be possible in the future, but chances are it won't be courtesy of the fantastically well-thought-out "transmitting the unique frequency of an object." a quick vote amongst ourselves decided that gravity isn't caused by static electricity when the earth's core rubs against the crust, and as a race we're fairly certain that the sun isn't hot because of friction between its "layers". while you appear to be sure that you're pioneering, pushing the edge of science and coming up with fascinating and groundbreaking new ideas, it might be prudent to base your fantastic new theories on intelligent observation and existing science (as edison, tesla and einstein all did), rather than just gazing into space and pulling things out of your eternally-young ass. so the sun produces heat via some kind of "rubbing" process rather than nuclear fusion, mm? do you have some empirical evidence for this astounding revelation - which would be required to counteract the huge body of proof and data accumulated over the years for what we'll call the 'Enemy Theory' - or are you (all together now) just making shit up?

how a ufo works? hey, man, slow down! why not read up on how a gyroscope works? why don't you make one and try it out for yourself? it doesn't "defy gravity," it's not magic or magnetic or anything else even approaching alliterative mysticism. no, seriously. trust us on this one. it precesses, resisting any force that tries to tilt its axis of rotation. this is simple - honestly! we'll use italics! - simple newtonian physics; a gyroscope only "defies gravity" when it has something against which to exert a force. an unsupported spinning object will just drop like a stone unless it has astounding aerodynamic properties (which isn't what you're talking about) - try it for yourself! um, with a plate, or something! unless you've got some kind of inbred aversion to deduction by empirical observation!

we could go through your site and identify countless other examples; you're not being groundbreaking, you're not an eccentric genius of science who's thinking in new ways that nobody else would even consider. you're just blinkered and wrong and obsessed with making huge sweeping deductions from your own misguided half-cooked internal reasoning processes. which is a pity, because your conviction and dedication to your ideas is admirable. it just makes us sad - and moderately angry - to see an entire site de lindly concoct enough unfounded shit in your head, independently of any evidence or informed reasoning, it'll become true if you close your eyes and say you believe in fairies.

feel free to respond - whenever the mood of your flux allows.

Alex:
I know my theories and findings are hard for you to accept because they are so original and extraordinary. But one day in the future, you will see that I am right. You will be foreced to accept my invention as millions of people around you tell you that I am right.

Question:
I think that a lot of the people who visit your page think that you are a bit of a loony and a lot of a profiteer. While I like the fact that you offer 'free' rings in exchange for a donation to certain charities, I can't help but feel that you are probably not using the best of peer-reviewed science to back up your ideas.

Despite this, I bet you feel that what you're doing is pretty important.

Tell us then, Why do you think no medical experts come forth to do studies on your devices or reccomend their use?

For some this will be a vindication of your ideas. For others it will be a glimpse into one of the minds that makes the web as truly a strange and wonderful place that it is.

Alex:
Oh there are lots of doctors and medical professionals out there who buy my devices at whole sale price. We have lots of doctors and medical researchers who are loyal customers. They are blended in with the rest of the customers. Immortality Device has been tested and researched by medical researchers all over the world from time to time. They email me and told me what they found. I post their results sometimes on my site.

Question:
magnets have been around in this manner for many years - new age style people, etc. have been encouraging the use of magnets on the feet and hands for as long as I can remember. why is your way better, why didn't theirs work, and what proof and facts do you have? your website was not very forthcoming on that last issue, though you claimed to have both.

Alex:
I didn't say my invention is better, nor did I say other stuff does not work. As the inventor of the Immortality Device, I basically just tell people what I honestly think. I think my device makes you immortal. And I am being honest. My proof is lots of people used the device and gave testimonials. If you don't accept testimonials as proofs, you won't accept any proof as proof.

Question:
Have you ever tested your immortality devices in terminally ill patients in a double blinded placebo controlled study. For example, have you recruited a cohort of cancer patients, applied a randomization technique whereby one group gets your device(s) and the other receives similar, yet inactive rings and braclets? Certainly, if your products provide immortality then none of the subjects in the active group would die. With that amount of statistical power, it would be simple and relatively cheap to demonstrate your claims.

Alex:
Gee. I think some doctor in New York is doing that for me right now. Our company cannot afford to do this kind of expensive research at this stage. This kind of research would cost hundreds of thousands. I rather use that money on advertising. Testimonials are enough to convince people for now. I think even if I did the research mentioned above, it would be a total waste of money because if those people don't believe in the testimonials, they won't believe in the research at all. They would say that I made it all up. So why waste money?

Question:
A discovery as important as yours will not go unnoticed, especially as you publicize it as far and wide as you have in seeking to earn your capitalist profit as is your god-given American right (rooted in the 5th, 14th, and 10th amendments of THE CONSTITUTION). The only question is, who (or should I say "Who"?) will do the noticing?

Government agencies and secret police forces are your first threat, as they are for every righteous individual in this orwellian world of thought police and governmental indoctrination. No government can turn a blind eye to something as fundamentally anti-government as an immortality device. It may be too late for them to make Stalin or Roosevelt (there is no difference) immortal, since they died during the era where man did not interfere with GOD'S wish that we live and then DIE. But it is not too late for CLINTON or BLAIR or any other Liberal deity, and they certainly don't want you to have it in any event.

But the threats to your safety aren't confined to this planet alone. The alien races that populate our solar system and beyond may possess technology superior in every way to our own, but they have not yet perfected immortality. (I know this only through Divine providence and what I have witnessed with my own eyes: an elaborate Alien burial ceremony deep within the UN complex on sovereign American territory.) Your device would be of great help to their intergalactic conquests, and though they may respect you as a man of science, you are but one small pawn on a small blue planet in an undusted corner of their empire.

Be forewarned, cher Alex. Your continued safety is of the utmost importance to the survival of free Americans and the human race (excluding communists). Lead us to the promised land, but tread carefully. They are watching.

Alex:
Well. I just carry this stuff as long as I can carry. It's important to let people know about this invention.

Question:
How long have you been making these amazing devices? If fewer than 130 years, please describe how you *really* know they work? If >= 130 years, please prove you aren't one of those bouncing Chinese vampires by eating 5 "bundles" of sticky rice and posting the video on your website.

Alex:
How do scientists know the diameter of earth? Must a scientist walk the equator in order to tell you the exact diameter of earth? How do scientists figure out how far is the sun from earth? Must a man fly to the sun in order to measure the exact distance? I don't have to live 130 years in order to tell you what my device does. We gather scientific evidence (testimonials) in order to base our assumptions.

Question:
Perhaps your only rival on the internet is Gene Ray, the man who discovered Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-day Time Cube.

Despite the fact that his work contradicts much of your research, he also faces similar obstacles in having his work accepted or at least evaluated. No "institution" of higher education will even return his calls. I spoke to him via phone recently, and Mr. Ray believes that this is because they're run by fundamentalists engaged in some kind of conspiracy to keep the truth away from the public. He was understandably very frustrated by this.

I can't help but to wonder if other scientists face the same problems. Can you offer a correlating viewpoint? In your efforts to have your work accepted, or at least taken seriously, do you find that fundementalists are a large obstacle? If so, do you believe that this is out of their own ignorance, or that maybe they do in fact have a sinister motive as Mr. Ray suggests?

Alex:
Oh. I don't think there is any conspiracy going on. I just think that most of the people are very close minded. I show people how to build their own immortality device. I even give out free devices to our members. But still lots of people disbelieve me. They say I don't have any proof. They say I can't possibly invent such a thing. My biggest challenge is the group of close minded people, which is the majority. Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people. If you are a doctor, you think you are better than the rest because you've studied more than 15 years in a famous university. You hate to see a Mr. Nobody like Alex Chiu comes up with an invention which can do 100 times more than what you can do. You hate to see a Mr. Nobody beats you to the ground which makes you the real Mr. Nobody. So some of these doctors would just ignore my stuff in order to save their own faces.

Question:
Alex Chiu, you're obviously very interested in religion, especially things that are written in the Bible or Torah (from your site: http://alexchiu.com/philosophy/beastsign.htm). In fact, on that page, you claim that people who do not believe in the Bible are "Antichrists".

So let me ask you this: are you comfortable selling me some of your rings and giving me, an Antichrist, immortality? How does your God feel about helping me, an Antichrist, live forever? Or will your rings not work on an Antichrist? (I didn't see that exception in your claims.)

Alex:
If you are an antichrist, you won't believe in the bible prophecy from the beginning. Which means, you won't believe that physical immortality will become possible. Therefore, if you are a real antichrist, you won't even consider coming to my site and read what I have to say. You are not a real antichrist. An antichrist is a person who does not believe the bible (old testament only). An antichrist thinks that all bible prophecies are a bunch of crap. They think those prophecies will never come true. Therefore they don't believe that immortality will ever become possible. I live with a whole bunch of these people. None of my neighbors believe in what I say. They refuse to wear the rings. They will never accept my invention until the day they die. That's what I call the real antichrists. Antichrist is a person who disbelieve the bible prophecy (old testament only). They don't believe people will become immortal and that earth will be transformed into a heavenly place.

Question:
On your site you state: "I am not a Taiwanese. I am Chinese, and I wish China will one day take Taiwan back, peacefully or by force, at any cost! A Taiwanese who does not consider himself to be Chinese does not deserve to become immortal." Do you wish for Taiwanese citizens to be exterminated?

Alex:
I came from Taiwan. When I was in Taiwan, I was taught in school that Taiwan is part of China. Everybody back in those days never questioned about that. But now all of a sudden some idiots in Taiwan start to say that they are not Chinese. Their grand parents were Chinese. But for some reason, they feel they are not Chinese. That's very rediculous to me. How would you feel if you are from New York, but now you moved to Florida. One day you heard on the news saying that New Yorkers are asking for independence. The New Yorkers now say they are not Americans. They are "New Yorkans". So because you came from New York, you must be a "New Yorkan"? You are no longer an American? Those Taiwanese who say they are not Chinese should go to hell right now. I don't care what political party is controlling China right now. All I know is we are all Chinese. I am proud to be Chinese, and I do not tolerate any traitor. If the communist party is controlling China, they represent China. The X Taiwanese president "Lee Deng Hui" says he is a Japanese. Well, if he is a Japanese, why does he care about Chinese people's business? I feel that China has every right to take Taiwan back. It's nobody else's business. If you defend Taiwan and fight against the Liberation Army, you are automatically a traitor. Taiwan has been part of China for centuries. Why did Lincoln decide to reconquer the south? I came from Taiwan. But since communist party represents China, communist party is my party. Liberation army is my defender.

Question:
How do you explain your views if You were born in the U.S. and not China are you not an American?

Alex:
I am born in USA. USA is my mother, and China is my father! I love both places.

Question:
China repeatedly abuses and tortures its citizenry, including Chinese forced abortions of Tibetan women? Wouldn't Chinese deserve not to become immortal?

Alex:
I think the Chinese government is doing a great job right now. I support population control. I think USA should do the same. If you want to have more than 1 kid, you should pay more tax. The enemies of China always use "human rights issues" to attack China. But if USA has 1.3 billion people, USA would have the same human rights problem just like China. You cannot expect so much freedom in a land of 1.3 billion people. Chinese government is doing such a great job that China not only feeds its own people, it also feeds most of the Russians. Most of the food imported to Russia came from China. You guys always talk about human rights. But why can't you guys mention about "government rights"? Chinese government has the right to do whatever it must do to protect China. That includes population control and the liberation of Tibet. Do you know that before Tibet was liberated, you can buy and sell slaves in Tibet? In the old Tibet, you can have slaves, you can marry 4 wives, but you cannot take a bath for 1 whole year, and you cannot meet a foreigner. You can skin your slave alive, and you can kill your slave when ever you desire. The entire Tibet is ruled by a bunch of religious idiots. You can't take a bath for the entire year, and you can't trade with foreigners. Cummunists don't allow that! Liberated Tibet and kick out that stupid Dalai Lama, whatever that moron's name is. You guys don't know how much Tibet has changed. Most families in Tibet now has electricity. TV, VCR, stereo, micro-wave, you name it. Everything's made in China! They have shopping malls and super markets there. There's stock market brokers there. In fact, Tibet is one of the most popular European tourist attraction of asia. If Dalai idiot is still around, you be buying and selling slaves there right now! Everywhere would stink like hell because nobody teaches you the importance of taking a bath. If you say Tibetans are not Chinese because they have their own language and culture, let me ask you this: Is Hawaii part of USA? Is Okinawa part of Japan? Okinawa people have different language and culture than the Japanese. So should Okinawa gain independence from Japan?

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  • Ummm... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:34AM
  • Re:One little thing I don't understand. by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:09AM
  • Re:No reality check here by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @02:35PM
  • by Roblimo (357) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:57AM (#168412) Homepage Journal
    What makes you think there isn't a cheesy Immortality Device Web Ring? :)

    There is [yahoo.com]!

    - Robin

  • by Roblimo (357) on Thursday June 07 2001, @10:03AM (#168413) Homepage Journal
    I believe Alex Chiu is a living example of the sort of thing you can do on the Internet that you couldn't do without it. I believe Alex Chiu's insights on life, the universe, and everything are every bit as scientifically valid as those of the (late, lamented) Douglas Adams. I believe Alex Chiu has taken online self-promotion to a level few others have dared to try. I believe Alex Chiu has admirably thick skin; that whatever doubt you cast upon his statements, he will tell you that he is right and you are wrong.

    Imagine a software company CEO with a vision and sense of his own rightness as strong as Alex's. Even if that person's company wrote pretty rinky-dink code, I'll bet it could end up dominating the desktop computer operating system market.

    What I admire most about Alex Chiu is that sense of rightness. Most of us, confronted with rational evidence that we are wrong, change our minds. Not Alex! He plugs on no matter what you say about (or to) him.

    Remember, you don't have to believe in christianity to enjoy Handel's Messiah, and as the old ad slogan put it, "You don't have to be Jewish to love Levy's Rye Bread."

    - Robin

  • by jandrese (485) <kensama@vt.edu> on Thursday June 07 2001, @09:17AM (#168414) Homepage Journal
    If CmdrTaco hadn't put that disclaimer there, you can bet that the first 100 posts (there would be 500 in the first 15 minutes alone) would consist of people alternativly calling CmdrTaco an idiot for believing this sort of thing, and asking why in the world this was on Slashdot. I think that little paragraph really shot up the signal to noise ratio for this discussion (right now the s/n ratio is much higher than I thought it would be, and it looks like most people are taking the time to read the article!).

    In other words, pull the stick out of your ass and enjoy the little diversion. Maybe in a few months Slashdot will interview Jack Chick or Archie Plutonium or someone other net.kook.

    Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.
  • Re:A couple points by Have Blue (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:54AM
  • Re:Eternal Life Web Ringhttp://switchblade.cyberpu by Destrius (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @03:41PM
  • Re:Gettin' serious for a minute... by Parsec (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:40PM
  • New York declares independence! by JimBobJoe (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:12AM
  • I don't get it by RelliK (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:30PM
  • Answer: by RelliK (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:42PM
  • Re:Some highlights: by RelliK (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:50PM
  • Re:Oops (Score:4)

    by Ben Hutchings (4651) on Thursday June 07 2001, @11:44AM (#168422) Homepage
    Scientology is based not on science but on the inventions of L Ron Hubbard, a one-time writer who appeared to have trouble distinguishing between fiction and reality. LRH had a similarly weak grasp of science to Chiu but sadly had quite a lot of success in proof by repeated assertion.
  • Re:Gettin' serious for a minute... by sinnergy (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:19AM
  • Re:PASS THE PLATE! by sinnergy (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:24AM
  • The mother of all contradictions? by sinnergy (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:13AM
  • Re:scientific evidence (testimonials) by johnnyb (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:07AM
  • Re:scientific evidence (testimonials) by johnnyb (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:22AM
  • Never trifle with a Scilian... by Johann (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:29AM
  • My Vote by theLime (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:14AM
  • Hehe... by Byteme (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:20AM
  • Re:Eternal Life Web Ring by Zagadka (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:18AM
  • Re:Ah.... by Anonymous Cow (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @06:24PM
  • Re:Ah.... by Bob McCown (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:38AM
  • The Benefits of Fraud by Angst Badger (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:46PM
  • Huh??? by Julz (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @04:30PM
  • Re:Reality Kills by Julz (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @06:22PM
  • Chiu != Adams. I can't believe you said that! by Jeremy Lee (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:48PM
  • by ch-chuck (9622) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:19AM (#168438) Homepage
    but this quote:

    death is no good. You become a soul which has no body

    is remeniscent of the good ol' confusion of the mind/body [crosswinds.net] (or Spirit/Ghost etc vs physical reality (whatever THAT is)) split, which is itself a ghost and purely a fabrication of the rational mind artificially confined to the realm of symbols and speech, which are necessarily dualistic.
  • This sounds AWFULLY familiar.... by cswiii (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:40AM
  • My testimonial by Col. Klink (retired) (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:42AM
  • Re:testimonials as scientific evidence? by Eravau (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:40AM
  • Re:Best line ever by Eravau (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:44AM
  • i'd just like to say by Kismet (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:15AM
  • A Testimonial by PopeFelix (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:03PM
  • Re:Yikes!! by PopStar (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @02:35PM
  • This question is nearly as bad as the answer... by Medievalist (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:37AM
  • Majoring at Misinformation U., eh? by Medievalist (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:09AM
  • by Neon Spiral Injector (21234) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:20AM (#168448) Homepage
    An antichrist is a person who does not believe the bible (old testament only).

    How is one come about the term antichrist, if they only believe the old testament?

    --
  • Ah, I see you use the Microsoft approach... by Can (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:42AM
  • A multi-billion dollar industry by Benjamin Shniper (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:53AM
  • Some highlights: (Score:5)

    by Benjamin Shniper (24107) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:34AM (#168451) Homepage

    I don't have to live 130 years in order to tell you what my device does. We gather scientific evidence (testimonials) in order to base our assumptions.

    I think even if I did the research mentioned above, it would be a total waste of money because if those people don't believe in the testimonials, they won't believe in the research at all.

    Well. I just carry this stuff as long as I can carry.

    Shoot, he contradicts himself so many times, it's incredible. But what's worse is that he will keep on selling useless crap and dispensing useless theories and advice until someone stops him. (or people stop buying.) If he should go back to China, he'd be prosecuted there. America's too friendly to alternative-non therapies. But China could actually do something about him.

    But what's really sad is the whole multi-billion dollar fraud-based industry in America.

    -Ben
  • Re:Four-second summary by twoflower (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @06:45AM
  • by twoflower (24166) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:18AM (#168453)
    This kind of research would cost hundreds of thousands. I rather use that money on advertising.
    Kind of says it all, doesn't it?

    Twoflower


    --
  • please change article heading by krog (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:27AM
  • Re:Four-second summary by StaticLimit (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:57PM
  • Re:Eternal Life Web Ring by StaticLimit (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:11PM
  • ho hum (Score:4)

    by majcher (26219) <slashdot@[ ]cher.com ['maj' in gap]> on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:14AM (#168457) Homepage
    I have one thing to say:

    UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED, ESPECIALLY to COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS.

    Seriously, he's mildly amusing, but as whack jobs go, Chiu is strictly third-rate. I'm sure he wouldn't get any play if he wasn't basically offering free stuff [alexchiu.com] to people who put banners on their site. Until something more interesting comes along, I'll stick with the classics, like McElwaine [umich.edu] and Ludwig Plutonium [newphys.se].

  • Re:Yikes!! by MrNixon (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @07:36PM
  • Re:One little thing I don't understand. by JatTDB (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:11AM
  • my two cents... by tongue (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:23AM
  • More than 1 kid? by ryanr (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:54AM
  • If magnets are so great to promote long life, why do hard drives DIE!?!
  • Re:He's a nutcase, alright, but.. by at-b (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:22AM
  • Re:He's a nutcase, alright, but.. by at-b (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @04:43PM
  • by at-b (31918) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:32AM (#168465) Homepage
    Well, they do say 'they laughed at Tesla, Edison, and Einstein.' Unfortunately, they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. Alex Chiu strikes me as being closer to Bozo than any of the aforementioned.

    However...

    Some of the things he said actually struck very close to the core of things, simply because political correctness nowadays completely prevents many people from thinking them.

    Here's one:
    If you say Tibetans are not Chinese because they have their own language and culture, let me ask you this: Is Hawaii part of USA?


    Reminding me of an old Onion article, that one is very true - Hawaii was pretty much assimilated after being occupied and used as a military base.

    And about the notion of the peace-loving, religious, harmony-seeking Tibet being occupied by the evil Chinese - that's not total bunk, but a lot of it is nonsense. The Dalai Lama may be a nice guy, and a lot of atrocities did happen in Tibet, but Tibet is part of China and will forever be - it's a socio-geographical fact right now that we won't change. Complaining about that is a bit like complaining about Native Americans being murdered.

    Sorry if this came out a bit flame-like, but I feel very strongly about certain things like the US' incessant complaints about human rights when people are being locked up right here and nowbecause they try to expose Scientology as the murderous cult they are [xenu.net]. Human rights are a very complex issue, and China does have more than one billion people living in a country much less developed than the US. The US struggled with overpopulated inner-city ghettoes where human rights are an afterthought, but continues to point out the issues in countries that are struggling with gigantic problems.

    How would the oh-so horrible blackouts in California look like if 300 million people lived there? Compare that to the populous regions of China?

    Again, sorry if this drifted off-topic. I'll read and answer to responses, though. Thanks.

    ATB

  • Re:scientific evidence (testimonials) by topham (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:29AM
  • Re:scientific evidence (testimonials) by topham (Score:1) Monday June 11 2001, @10:14AM
  • Re:Worthless by nutsy (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:13PM
  • Re:I've got your next interview right here! by SpinyNorman (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:29AM
  • by SpinyNorman (33776) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:24AM (#168470)
    I find it hard to believe that some babbling head case with a pyramid marketing scheme was even in the top 1 million people that people on slashdot would have an interest in seeing interviewed.

    How about filing this stuff under "pure shit" so that I can filter it out like I have Katz?
  • Re:Why? by Guttata (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:26AM
  • Why? by Guttata (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:22AM
  • Re:Reality Kills by Tower (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:16AM
  • Low for slashdot; high for moderators by jbennetto (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:24AM
  • I checked out this person's website, and... by Kenneth (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:30PM
  • Re:What a crook. by jazman_777 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:25AM
  • Re:Eternal Life Web Ring by echo-e (Score:1) Saturday June 09 2001, @12:09AM
  • OMG by Hard_Code (Score:2) Friday June 08 2001, @05:19AM
  • Re:what next? by joeytsai (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @02:33PM
  • Who knew? (Score:3)

    by WinDoze (52234) <mike@NosPAm.hotaine.net> on Thursday June 07 2001, @09:24AM (#168480) Homepage
    We gather scientific evidence (testimonials)

    I had no idea how much scientific evidence I'd been dismissing as advertising all these years!
  • one word to describe this: by sometwo (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:18AM
  • Re:Question: by Tackhead (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:48AM
  • Re:Why? by Tackhead (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:55AM
  • by Tackhead (54550) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:21AM (#168484)
    > If you don't accept testimonials as proofs, you won't accept any proof as proof.

    The cry of the quack everywhere.

    Yeah, I know Slashdot was just trollin' when they decided to interview Chiu, and I think both the "Ask Alex Chiu" and his responses constitute some of the funniest shit I've read this week.

    But to get serious for a minute: If you're interested in quackery, check out http://www.quackwatch.com [quackwatch.com] for all the dirt.

    In the case of Alex, he hits pretty much all the buttons on How Quackery Sells [quackwatch.com]. Bravo!

    > How do scientists know the diameter of earth? Must a scientist walk the equator in order to tell you the exact diameter of earth? [ ... ] We gather scientific evidence (testimonials) in order to base our assumptions.

    Alex, m'boy, you wouldn't know the scientific method if it propositioned you on the street and asked for a rim-job.

  • Re:Funny Previous Interview by pirodude (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:21AM
  • by Coward, Anonymous (55185) on Thursday June 07 2001, @09:23AM (#168486)
    Testimonials ARE NOT a scientific evidence

    Maybe not, but it's certainly promising that all the testimonials are positive. Not one person has come forward saying that they have died after using the immortality ring.
  • Another question: by General Wesc (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:24AM
  • Re:Huh? by reflector (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @10:47AM
  • Reality Kills (Score:4)

    by joq (63625) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:19AM (#168489) Homepage Journal

    Personally I think people should look into the true findings about the claims of magnetic healing [randi.org] which this guy mentions.

    In human nature many people let their emotions get the best of them and this is what I perceive this guy is doing, feeding off the emotions of people who'd think they can live longer via some device.

    Stepping back take a quick look at life in a realistic perspective if you will:

    Things go round animals of all types come and go through evolution, nothing lasts forever.

    Biblical look; You die and supposedly go to $INSERT_YOUR_HEAVEN/HELL/ETC here.

    People have been making these claims for so long it would take you eons to sort through the bs people have concocted. So while this guy claims doctors have bought my product, etc, etc, I've yet to see documentation from any credible source on this guy's claims.

    So called Psychic Sylvia Brown does the same thing too feeds off the emotions of people. She claims to have been hired by Law Enforcement Agencies worldwide, etc., but cannot back her claim [randi.org] as most of these people can't either.

    Doesn't matter though a sucker is born every minute and as long as no one takes the time to analyze things in a realistic manner the Alex Chuis and Sylvia Browns will always be around to feed off of emotion.
  • How about a little balance. by flounder99 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:33AM
  • Taiwan and Tibet by Kakurenbo Shogun (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:39AM
  • Re:Required reading... by camusflage (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @02:01AM
  • Best line ever (Score:5)

    by The Musician (65375) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:16AM (#168493) Homepage
    "If you don't accept testimonials as proofs, you won't accept any proof as proof."
    Hah! Proof by emphatic assertion. Nice way to support your arguments.
  • Re:Why? by zappe (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:46AM
  • Re:Question: by pubudu (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:57AM
  • fscking pr0n by huddles (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @05:07PM
  • No reality check here by gad_zuki! (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:19AM
  • Re:The One Ring by Stonehand (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:38AM
  • Re:ho hum by Durinia (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:14AM
  • The One Ring by Eponymous, Showered (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:25AM
  • Re:Just invent an intersteller transport device! by ahodgson (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:12PM
  • god i'm dumber now by cybercyst (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @05:48PM
  • Slashdot Explained by selectspec (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:29AM
  • Re:Question: by selectspec (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:43AM
  • Re:New low for slashdot by selectspec (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:45AM
  • Re:what next? by Phork (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:30AM
  • Re:Why? by jesser (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:43PM
  • I've got your next interview right here! by Eric Seppanen (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:23AM
  • Re:Eternal Life Web Ring by Dalroth (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:46AM
  • Re:Oops by phunhippy (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:21AM
  • What a waste of 10 minutes by JohnDonagher (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:11AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by phliar (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:40AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by phliar (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:49AM
  • Please Don't Think Taiwanese People Are Like Him by Redking (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:29AM
  • Sorry...Didn't Know You Were Related to Alex by Redking (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @07:40PM
  • Good Troll! by Redking (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:04PM
  • Antichrist(s)? by ari_j (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:18PM
  • My testimonial against the man by AiX2 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:37PM
  • Damning Testimonial by AiX2 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @02:05PM
  • The Baby Issue still not addressed! by nobodyman (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:36AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by Karen_Frito (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:48AM
  • Re:hm by Karen_Frito (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:00AM
  • It serves as a reminder by Lish (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:44AM
  • Not just bunk, but boring bunk. by jdcook (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:58AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by Cire (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:39AM
  • by SIGFPE (97527) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:35AM (#168526) Homepage
    ...and put a bogus interview between you and some purveyor of 'eternal life rings'. It's a bit embarassing.
    --
  • Kooktastic by Legion303 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:06PM
  • Oh, I just HATE this! by active8or (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:38AM
  • Re:Worthless by OmegaDan (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:17PM
  • The scary part by pingflood (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:12AM
  • Re:A couple points by sgage (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @03:27PM
  • Re:No, it's true by ruckc (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @03:25PM
  • Re:Yikes!! by ruckc (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @03:28PM
  • Ah.... (Score:4)

    by Raymond Luxury Yacht (112037) on Thursday June 07 2001, @10:34AM (#168534) Homepage
    You shouldn't have read it. The guy can be summarized with two [barnhillbolt.com] words [tomark.com]...


  • Re:Oops by nhavar (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:35PM
  • Re:Just invent an intersteller transport device! by nhavar (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:07AM
  • Re:Oops by nhavar (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:15AM
  • Not only a loony but ... by elronxenu (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @03:02AM
  • Re:Population control != population reduction by rjamestaylor (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @02:38PM
  • Re:please change article heading by rjamestaylor (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:06AM
  • Re:Population control != population reduction by rjamestaylor (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @02:32PM
  • Re:Oops (Score:3)

    by rjamestaylor (117847) <rjamestaylor@gmail.com> on Thursday June 07 2001, @10:14AM (#168542) Homepage Journal
    Also he follows the old testament, but claims hes a chinaman pure... funny i thought the majority of chinamen did'nt follow the old testament or most western religions exsclusivly...

    You'd be surprised how many Christians there are in China. There are over 20 million underground Christians in China right now -- these are true believing fundementalists who risk their lives for their beliefs. There is also State run Christian Church (the 3-Self Movement).

    As a matter of fact, a very popular devotional author, Watchman Nee, born in the early 1900's, was a third generation Christian and his grandfather was a native Chinese Methodist minister. He was imprisoned for 20 years and died there(suspiciously -- after one of Nixon's aides inquired about his health). His books are very popular around the world.

    It's funny what we assume when we don't know. It's also funny for people to see people equate religion to culture - which seems correct but is not absolute. Belief can transcend culture.
    --

  • Oops (Score:5)

    by rjamestaylor (117847) <rjamestaylor@gmail.com> on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:23AM (#168543) Homepage Journal
    "I support population control."

    Oops. Death is an important part of population control - you're amazing technology is versus this benefit. Destroy your technology now or the earth will be completely overrun with immortal humans who CANNOT DIE and make room for others.
    --

  • Re:Gettin' serious for a minute... by jea6 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:48AM
  • Gullible isn't in the dictionary, you know... by alexburke (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @07:30PM
  • Huh? by alexburke (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @07:33PM
  • Not as fruity as Gene Ray, anyway... by alexburke (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @07:36PM
  • Re:Eternal Life Web Ring by alexburke (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @07:42PM
  • That one girl by Slime-dogg (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @03:15PM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by Naerbnic (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:46AM
  • Re:Worthless by porky_pig_jr (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @06:03PM
  • Re:Cummunist? by porky_pig_jr (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @06:06PM
  • Pure shit? How about 'Pure Katz' as a category? by porky_pig_jr (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @07:48PM
  • what next? (Score:4)

    by porky_pig_jr (129948) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:03AM (#168554)
    Interview with Ron Hubbard and Jon Katz?
  • BTW by Pflipp (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:19PM
  • testimonials as scientific evidence? by k_fid (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:13AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by Rysc (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @06:06PM
  • Great choice of interview guests by technoid_ (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:57AM
  • deductive reasoning by Theodore Logan (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:34AM
  • Re:Eternal Life Web Ring by Theodore Logan (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @12:59AM
  • Payback time by The Pim (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:19AM
  • Re:Required reading... by carlos_benj (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:38PM
  • Re:Oops by carlos_benj (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @02:04PM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by OrenWolf (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:54AM
  • Re:A multi-billion dollar industry by Eloquence (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:08AM
  • Try rereading the interview by Meat Eater (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:08PM
  • Re:Ha ha. by Meat Eater (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:12PM
  • Population control != population reduction by Meat Eater (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:15PM
  • Re:Why? by Meat Eater (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:27PM
  • Re:HAHA! The jokes on him! by BitwizeGHC (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:10AM
  • Re:Four-second summary by wedg (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:55PM
  • Re:Four-second summary by wedg (Score:1) Monday June 11 2001, @02:50PM
  • Re:Required reading... by Once&FutureRocketman (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:47AM
  • Apparently... by Lizard_King (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:59AM
  • Re:My responce by slashdoter (Score:2) Friday June 08 2001, @05:56AM
  • Re:MOD THIS UP!!! (Score:3)

    by slashdoter (151641) on Thursday June 07 2001, @09:12AM (#168576) Homepage
    Karma cap here I come!
    I'm not going to link to the everything2.com [everything2.com] nodes, here is the list. [everything2.com]
    [everything2.com] [everything2.com]

    Question:
    &n bsp; you cite edison, tesla and einstein as people who were "laughed and scorned at," presumably as parallel
    &n bsp; figures to yourself, but we can't help noticing that you're sort of missing something. edison, tesla and einstein
    &n bsp; were great scientists who, through a thorough and accurate understanding of the best scientific learning of
    &n bsp; their day, applied existing principles in groundbreaking and unexpected ways to advance contemporary
    &n bsp; physics. you, however, are applying your ignorance and lack of understanding of high-school level science -
    &n bsp; skimming through textbooks, parrot-learning words like "unique frequency," "magnetic flux" and "negative
    &n bsp; charge" - and producing your own bastardized version of contemporary science via the tried and tested
    &n bsp; method of 'just making shit up.' ..................(it's a really long question)

    &n bsp; Alex:
    &n bsp; I know my theories and findings are hard for you to accept Attacking the Person because they are so original and extraordinary. But one day in the future, you will see that I am right. Proof by Assertion You will be foreced to accept my invention as Millions of people around Appeal to Popularity you tell you that I am right.

    Question:
    &n bsp; I think that a lot of the people who visit your page think that you are a bit of a loony and a lot of a profiteer.
    &n bsp; While I like the fact that you offer 'free' rings in exchange for a donation to certain charities, I can't help but
    &n bsp; feel that you are probably not using the best of peer-reviewed science to back up your ideas.

    &n bsp; Despite this, I bet you feel that what you're doing is pretty important.

    &n bsp; Tell us then, Why do you think no medical experts come forth to do studies on your devices or reccomend
    &n bsp; their use?

    &n bsp; For some this will be a vindication of your ideas. For others it will be a glimpse into one of the minds that
    &n bsp; makes the web as truly a strange and wonderful place that it is.

    &n bsp; Alex:
    &n bsp; Oh there are lots of doctors and medical professionals Anonymous Authority out there who buy my devices Non-Support at whole sale price. We have
    &n bsp; lots of doctors and medical researchers who are loyal customers. They are blended in with the rest of the customers.
    &n bsp; Immortality Device has been tested and researched by medical researchers all over the world from time to time.
    &n bsp; They email me and told me what they found. I post their results sometimes on my site.

    Question:
    &n bsp; magnets have been around in this manner for many years - new age style people, etc. have been encouraging
    &n bsp; the use of magnets on the feet and hands for as long as I can remember. why is your way better, why didn't
    &n bsp; theirs work, and what proof and facts do you have? your website was not very forthcoming on that last
    &n bsp; issue, though you claimed to have both.

    &n bsp; Alex:
    &n bsp; I didn't say my invention is better, nor did I say other stuff does not work. As the inventor of the Immortality Device,
    &n bsp; I basically just tell people what I honestly think Prejudicial Language . I think my device makes you immortal. And I am being honest. My
    &n bsp; proof is lots of people used the device and gave testimonials. Appeal to Popularity If you don't accept testimonials as proofs, you won't
    &n bsp; accept any proof as proof.

    At this Point I would add more but something more important came up Attacking the Person , I got invited to the new supper Walmart. I think I made my point. Circular Definition

  • My responce (Score:5)

    by slashdoter (151641) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:23AM (#168577) Homepage
    Rather than reply to you, let me just list the Logical Fallacies

    Argument from Ignorance [everything2.com] [everything2.com]

    Appeal to Popularity [everything2.com] [everything2.com]

    Style Over Substance [everything2.com] [everything2.com]

    Coincidental Correlation [everything2.com] [everything2.com]

    Fallacy of Exclusion [everything2.com] [everything2.com]

    Joint Effect [everything2.com] [everything2.com]

    Failure to Elucidate [everything2.com]
    [everything2.com] [everything2.com]

    There are more so let me just link to the index [everything2.com]

  • by connorbd (151811) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:20AM (#168578) Homepage
    Fads and Fallacies by Martin Gardner. It's an ancient book (1953) but a great read for the student of psychoceramics (of which I have been, on and off, for several years now).

    I also wish to point out two things:

    "'They laughed at Galileo, they laughed at Columbus...' 'They also laughed at Bozo the Clown.'" Traditionally attributed to Carl Sagan, but I suspect he wasn't the first.

    Schopenhauer was flat-out wrong. Plenty of truth gets accepted with no struggle at all, and the only people who quote that particular statement seem to be those with axes to grind anyway.

    I actually think this is a good interview for Slashdot because it serves as a reality check. We do need to be familiar with these sorts of people less we lose the logical edge that made us geeks in the first place...

    /Brian
  • if 40clicks=Eternal, does 300clicks=Eternaler? by trp0 (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @06:12AM
  • Hmmmm.... (Score:5)

    by ErikTheRed (162431) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:19AM (#168580) Homepage
    "Eternal Life Rings"... sounds like some sort of religious breakfast cereal (stays crunchy in milk!)...
  • Re:What a crook. by IronChef (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:11AM
  • Re:Reality Kills by IronChef (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:02AM
  • Re:What a crook. by IronChef (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:15AM
  • Re:Just invent an intersteller transport device! by spankfish (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @01:59PM
  • Re:Eternal Life Web Ring by digitaltraveller (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @07:45PM
  • Alex... by broody (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:13AM
  • Re:A multi-billion dollar industry by ProfBooty (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @06:20PM
  • Next... by The Gline (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:12AM
  • Re:He'd die too and not in 130 years by Mojojojo Monkey Inc. (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:37PM
  • Re:New York declares independence! by Mojojojo Monkey Inc. (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:39PM
  • I think he has it backwards... by eean (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:39AM
  • WOW! by zombieking (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:40AM
  • Re:He's a nutcase, alright, but.. by flip-flop (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:25AM
  • Re:A multi-billion dollar industry by flip-flop (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:31AM
  • Re:He's a nutcase, alright, but.. by flip-flop (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @07:41AM
  • Re:The introduction by pemerson (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:43AM
  • The introduction (Score:3)

    by pemerson (179241) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:26AM (#168597)
    Almost all Slashdot interview guests are suggested by readers. One week we might invite a physicist; the next week a tech-interested politician or lawyer; the week after that an outstanding programmer. And once in a while we choose someone off-the-wall -- like Alex Chiu -- to keep things from getting too serious around here. Please realize that not every Slashdot interview is going to be your particular cup of tea, but it is someone's. (And, of course, you can send your interview guest suggestion to roblimo@slashdot.org. I read every one.) But enough of that. Let's turn the floor over to Alex Chiu, purveyor of Eternal Life Rings and decidedly non-mainstream opinions on religion, science, and politics.

    I think this "introduction" is a load of crap. It's clear that Roblimo thinks that Alex Chiu is "off-the-wall", but is there really any need for him to push this view on the rest of us? Let us read the interview and decide for ourselves, and give the interview a chance to stand or flop on its own!

    Personally, I'm not convinced that Alex's device works, even after looking at the web pages and reading his reviews. But I am convinced that Alex himself believes in what he is doing. Give the guy a chance, and then if you want to, add your additional comments below. What you've done is equivalent to saying "Here, try this really bad beer!". Yeah, sure, thanks, but no thanks.
  • Can't argue with that level of logic by NetWeasel (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @02:18PM
  • Re:Eternal Life Web Ring by boing boing (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:08AM
  • A Good Reason... by Caraig (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:02AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by ErnstKompressor (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:12AM
  • Re:what next? by ichimunki (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:30AM
  • He got one thing right... by mblase (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:01AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by Jaysyn (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:33AM
  • Question: by protactin (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:35PM
  • Re:sounds like an ex-girlfriend by pcidevel (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:19AM
  • Life is like Disney by rkenski (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:31AM
  • Re:Why? by Rudeboy777 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:14AM
  • Subjective Tripe by raretek (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:13AM
  • The Last Time by briggsb (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:19AM
  • Worthless (Score:5)

    by update() (217397) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:03AM (#168611) Homepage
    Not only is this completely without value, but I've probably blown a shot at First post by reading it.

    Unsettling MOTD at my ISP.

  • Re:Eternal Life Web Ring by lee1 (Score:1) Monday June 11 2001, @05:58AM
  • He's got some points by Vegeta99 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:56AM
  • Re:what next? by Paul Sheridan (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:10AM
  • On Icarus and his relationship with God. by bziman (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:41AM
  • I'd like to be his crack dealer by Microsift (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:49AM
  • Dude , you need to watch Dogma by Microsift (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:59AM
  • Liberate or Conquer? by Genie1 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @04:53PM
  • Re: Not Many Religious Nuts, But Lots of Trolls by namespan (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:34AM
  • Question: (Score:5)

    by JohnTheFisherman (225485) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:22AM (#168620)
    How do the pr0n and other popup ads on your site relate to eternal life?
  • Best Laugh in a While by mike_mentes (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:42AM
  • Choice of icons/categories by gwyrdd benyw (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:09PM
  • Government Rights? by stonewolf (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:53AM
  • I was wondering... by gwizah (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:29AM
  • Oh now come on! by grovertime (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:11AM
  • You've got to admire his tenacity! by Omerna (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:16AM
  • MOD THIS UP!!! by CheechBG (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:30AM
  • Re:scientific evidence (testimonials) by tenman (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:31AM
  • Re:Testimonials by tenman (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:36AM
  • Re:Hmmmm.... by tenman (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:46AM
  • Re:what next? by NathanL (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:41AM
  • Time Cube by Captain Tenille (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:37AM
  • Slow down turbo! by bahtama (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:39AM
  • I didn't know /. had any religious nutters by Shade, The (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:16AM
  • Just invent an intersteller transport device! by Shade, The (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:24AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by DivineOb (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:25AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by DivineOb (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:04AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by DivineOb (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @06:25PM
  • Testimonials by An. (Coward) (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:22AM
  • Scary stuff by projecto2501 (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @12:47AM
  • Re:One little thing I don't understand. by dasheiff (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:03PM
  • He'd die too and not in 130 years by Maldivian (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:02AM
  • My opinion on immortality: by Scoria (Score:2) Friday June 08 2001, @11:56PM
  • Interesting by slaytanic killer (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:19AM
  • Re:My Vote by Dancin_Santa (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @05:08PM
  • Re:Ah.... by Daffy the Duck (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:11AM
  • Re:Worthless by junkgrep (Score:2) Saturday June 09 2001, @01:21PM
  • Timecube (Score:3)

    Please, please PLEASE interview the guy from timecube.com next! He's terribly interesting, but won't answer my email any more (i'm doing a graduate rhetoric project on the internet as an advancement tool for fringe philosophies...time cube was, at one time, my golden example)). Sure, there's none of the political or scientific importance of Alexchiu, but it's still great stuff.
  • To borrow from one of my favorite movies.... by ragefan (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:38AM
  • Moderating Articles? by ragefan (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:41AM
  • Alex Chiu is mixing his psychotropic drugs.. by Newtlink (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:41PM
  • Alex, do this... by Cognivore (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:11PM
  • Re:He'd die too and not in 130 years by cavemanf16 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:42AM
  • Re:Funny Previous Interview by cavemanf16 (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:51AM
  • yes, and what about Texas? by jotaeleemeese (Score:1) Monday June 18 2001, @08:56AM
  • Acupuncture and homeopathy are a different matter. by jotaeleemeese (Score:1) Monday June 18 2001, @09:11AM
  • Re:A multi-billion dollar industry by jotaeleemeese (Score:1) Monday June 18 2001, @09:23AM
  • Yes, the Microsoft philosophy. by Artifice_Eternity (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @01:35PM
  • CHU WING by CRAssEsT (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:20AM
  • Degrees of immortality by tdye (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:39AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by MwtrV (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:52AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by PowerBook2k (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @06:10PM
  • Re:Worthless (Score:3)

    by Patrick McRotch (314811) on Thursday June 07 2001, @09:46AM (#168663) Homepage
    I wouldn't call it worthless. I bet Taco is feeling pretty good about his grammar and spelling skills after reading that crap.
  • Classic by Sivar (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:15PM
  • Re:what next? by genericus (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:48AM
  • Pop control by Associate (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @12:31AM
  • Re:One little thing I don't understand. by why-is-it (Score:1) Friday June 08 2001, @06:42AM
  • That 10 minutes healed me!! by Sarah Thustra (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:27AM
  • man, this guy is a total loony tune by Jesse James (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @05:12PM
  • A couple points by Chakat (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:46AM
  • Re:The scary part by DarrenBaker (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @05:02PM
  • Testimonials (Score:4)

    by Reckless Visionary (323969) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:16AM (#168672)
    Haha, I wonder how many dead people have provided testimonials that it didn't work. . .

    maybe we'll hear from them when their temporarily free soauls find new bodies

  • This quote is all you need to know... by CoachS (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:54AM
  • Is this guy 4 real?? by linuxrochester (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:22AM
  • Re:boycott by linuxrochester (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:26AM
  • Re:Foreced? by linuxrochester (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:35AM
  • Re:Who knew? by linuxrochester (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:38AM
  • Re:Tampering with God's master Plan by cosyne (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @06:07PM
  • HAHA! The jokes on him! by CrazyJim0 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:31AM
  • by religion major (325437) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:21AM (#168680)
    The 'enternal life news' should not be spread; it should be banned! Even contemplating a way to 'live forever' is hersay. The Bible tells us that at one time, man lived to incredible ages - far surpassing the lifespan of Adam and Eve. Cain lived to be over 500 years before his death. God originally gave humans an infinate lifespan, but because of our hideous and disgusting ways, he removed from us that most wonderful gift. Now, these life rings threaten to unsurp our punishment. If God wanted us to live forever, he wouldn't have taken that gift away from us. It's almost like flying. It reminds me of the story of Icarus. Trapped on a lonely island with only his mother and father, Icarus developed a way to fly by encasing feathers in wax, and attaching them to his arms. He then learned God's lesson when his wings of wax melted in the hot sun. With a bright flash God spoke to Icarus, and advised him not to attempt it again.


    By far, the ultimate gift to us from God, was Jesus, our Saviour. He gave up his own infinite life for our salvation. How are we to meet him in Heaven if we've got these 'infinate life rings' keeping us here on Earth. Is this another punishment from God? Or just another human tampering with the Almight's Will? Is anyone actually considering putting off their accention to Heaven with one of these rings? Shall we taint that last, final gift from God? Spoil Jesus's sufferings with our own penial desire to stay with our material posessions a little longer? And how do we know these rings even work? Who's to say?

  • Re:Worthless by ma_sivakumar (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @04:56PM
  • Stranger than immortal /.ers by Phalkin (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @05:55PM
  • Re:Cummunist? by Dark_Cobra87 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:56AM
  • Who can believe him? by Dark_Cobra87 (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:52AM
  • Over population issue by NoizZz (Score:1) Sunday June 10 2001, @07:15AM
  • Are we in grade school? by Ryan_Terry (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:29AM
  • I'm convinced it's real by 6EQUJ5 (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @11:43AM
  • Ha ha. by Sarcasta (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:22AM
  • sounds like an ex-girlfriend by niall111 (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:20AM
  • Re:sounds like an ex-girlfriend by niall111 (Score:1) Wednesday June 13 2001, @10:03AM
  • What a crook. by blang (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @08:44AM
  • Re:What a crook. by blang (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:55AM
  • Re:What a crook. by blang (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:16AM
  • Re:How about a little balance. by blang (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:34PM
  • eternal LIFE ??? by pjgunst (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:08AM
  • Aha! by Hungry Hungry Hippo! (Score:1) Tuesday June 12 2001, @05:07PM
  • Cummunist? (Score:5)

    by absurd_spork (454513) on Thursday June 07 2001, @08:08AM (#168697) Homepage
    You can't take a bath for the entire year. Cummunists don't allow that!

    Given the previous sentence, I don't really want to know what a Cummunist is.

  • This fellow scares me by ColGraff (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:47PM
  • Re:Cummunist? by Anomolous Cow Herd (Score:2) Thursday June 07 2001, @10:06AM
  • Funny Previous Interview by WhamJack (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:14AM
  • Foreced? by +ECLG+FreshMaker (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:30AM
  • Tasty Morsals by AntiChristX (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @09:16AM
  • Alex Chiu, ex commercial spammer by JMR (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @12:18PM
  • You stupid Taiwanese! Go to hell now by hendricksonvive (Score:1) Thursday June 07 2001, @07:13PM
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