Ask Jeeves Bought for $2 billion 168
RMX writes "CNet's reporting that
Ask Jeeves
is being bought by InterActive Corp
for $2 billion.
Ask Jeeves (ask.com,
excite.com,
iwon.com)
and InterActive Corp (expedia, ticketmaster, match.com, citysearch).
This marks a nice comeback for Ask Jeeves, whose stock was quite a roller coaster ride during the 2000-2003 .com crash. Are the good times back?"
IWon is right! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:IWon is right! (Score:2)
Did anyone (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Did anyone (Score:1)
I've tried it from time to time when google isn't palying fair but all I ever get back are the top twnety adds that have nothing to do with the query I typed.
Try, what is the time?
I'm from the UK, you can tell because a UK company hold my IP block.
You get....
Biometric time clocks
South Carolina, United States current local time
The official U.S. time
and finally....
The World Clock - Time Zones
If I try the UK only I get this come up second [ask.co.uk]
A web page that calculates GMT using you
Great For Noobs... (Score:2, Insightful)
I continously tell him to "google" something when he has a question, but his seach engine skills need work. Yesterday his female roommate told him to "ask jeeves"...(what is baklava?). For whatever reason, Jeeves worked out for him, and he proceeded to get himself answers to all the questions he's had in a while.
I think because it encourages the user to literally ask a question
Re:Did anyone (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Did anyone (Score:3, Funny)
I asked Jeeves, and I got this:
Many people use Ask Jeeves because it has a picture of a butler [reviewcentre.com]
Did anyone ever use Slashdot? (Score:2, Funny)
That seems similar to Slashdot. I asked it, and I got a picture of a butt. (insert tinyurl Goatse link here).
Re:Did anyone (Score:2)
What about MY needs?
Re:Did anyone (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Did anyone (Score:2)
Re:Did anyone (Score:2)
I know, I shut my TV off in disgust at that point.
Wasting valuable joke time with advertising for inferior products... bleah!
Re:Did anyone (Score:2)
Oh look, Homer bought an RV! I haven't seen this in... 16 years.
Re:Did anyone (Score:3, Interesting)
So while I don't use ask jeeves, I'm glad some people do.
Re:Did anyone (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Did anyone (Score:2)
Re:Did anyone (Score:5, Interesting)
I started seeing these OBNOXIOUS log entries with referrers from ask.com (see here [lazylightning.org]).
I finally had to email ask.com to have them removed. They ignored my first request and then finally removed it after a repeated request. They certainly weren't as easy to deal w/as Google's removal tool.
Personally? I'd never use anything other than Google.
Re:Did anyone (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Did anyone (Score:1)
I could be wrong, but I believe Ask Jeeves has a few large corporate clients that use it for a kind of "auto-FAQ"/support system within their own sites
Re:Did anyone (Score:3, Informative)
From The Register [theregister.co.uk]:
Ask Jeeves is the seventh most popular search site in the UK with 1.9 per cent of total searches, Google is a long way in front with 63 per cent. Figures from Hitwise [hitwise.co.uk].
Nope... no one uses Ask Jeeves.
Re:Did anyone (Score:3, Funny)
Good question. So I asked Jeeves the question, and didn't get much of an answer either -- What is the value of the ask jeeves website? [ask.com]
Interesting enough, google [google.com] had better results on the question than Jeeves did.
Re:Did anyone (Score:2)
Re:Did anyone (Score:1)
Re:Did anyone (Score:2)
I've been too busy using Aks Jeeves, the original's more attitude-driven alternative:
Aks Jeeves [ebaumsworld.com] -- you'll need Flash and an indifference to coarse language...
"Shut the fuck up motherfucker. Can't you see I'm busy?" -- gold!
Re:Did anyone (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Did anyone (Score:1)
Re:Did anyone (Score:2)
It is however true that many people have a hard time writing good queries. On one of the services here, the top query is for the web address of the service, which is a strange thing to look for if you've obviously already found it.
The second most frequent query is for the biggest competitor.
Re:Did anyone (Score:1)
Homer does!
Great! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Great! (Score:2)
Here is a fun one.
What is the fastest Pentium Processor?
And (drum roll please) the first Web result is
How Fast Is The 400MHz Pentium* II Processor? [harmony-central.com]
I'll stick with asking G [google.com] instead.
Re:Great! (Score:2, Funny)
Intel Announces Fastest Pentium® II Xeon(TM) Processor [intel.com]
Wow, Google found a CPU which is 50 MHz faster. A clear win!
Re:Great! (Score:2)
Save the 50 cents (Score:2)
Next time, save the 50 cents and use Mozilla Firefox. It is free, and has a lot fewer problems with browser-related malware. I should know. I am one of those who'se used it.
Let's hope so! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Let's hope so! (Score:3, Funny)
I would even pay for the burninator plug-in.
The Poster Askes (Score:4, Insightful)
Yes they are just not for the USA. Its a good time for India and China, with cheap ass CEO's CFO's CTO's, all outsourcing.
I really do not see any 'good times' ahead for IT ppl in the US.
Re:The Poster Askes (Score:3, Insightful)
On a whole if your IT job was outsourced than it was proablly not a very unique or important job. The 1990s saw a rise in a lot of people getting trained
Re:The Poster Askes (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Poster Askes (Score:2)
Re:The Poster Askes (Score:1, Insightful)
As for people outsourcing to us, you have to realize that while the dollar is growing weaker, this does in many ways repersent a positive injection into our economy because it helps balance the trade deficit. The reason people won't outsource to
Wrong in Everything ... (Score:2, Insightful)
Wrong
http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/faq.html
"The national debt you're referring to comes mostly from the US government buying on credit from US corperations. "
WRONG !
He is talking about the current federal budget deficit , the Nationnal debt is closer to 7.8 Trillion.
" this does in many ways repersent a positive injection into our economy because it helps balance the trade deficit. "
Wrong !
To balance the trade deficit you would have to sa
I'd say it's a good thing (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I'd say it's a good thing (Score:2)
5 years ago it acted as a sort of meta search engine, it would basically pull results from other sources and rate them for you (like, if you asked a question about mo
So... (Score:4, Funny)
Has anyone asked the search engine? (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.satirewire.com/features/satire-jeeve
Re:Has anyone asked the search engine? (Score:2)
Pan
Re:So... (Score:2)
myway (Score:3, Informative)
Re:myway (Score:1)
I don't believe that's a concern just yet. Diller has munched up many properties. The information has been silo'd site by site the entire time.
I believe this to be due to the forceful marriage of technology teams. It takes time for developers to warm up to each other. Developers wisely tend to wait until all the proper NDAs land on their desk before wantonly handing out their knowledge. This creates delays. The benefits/detriments of each site's technology won't filter down to development for sever
Natural Progression of Business... (Score:5, Interesting)
Holds true for cars, computers, and now,
Re:Natural Progression of Business... (Score:2)
Re:Natural Progression of Business... (Score:2)
Good going Jeeves! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good going Jeeves! (Score:2)
With $2 billion in his pocket, maybe he can afford now to pay his OWN butler.
AskJeeves'Butler.com?
AskJeeves'Secretary.com?
Schedule AnAppointmentWithJeeves.com?
HaveYourSecretaryCallJeeves'SecretaryAndThey'llD oLunch.com?
Bloglines too (Score:4, Insightful)
Did InterActive own any blog type services prior to this acquisition?
Good times again.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good times again.... (Score:1)
Let's get them out of the way.. (Score:2, Funny)
2. In Korea, only old people ask Jeeves.
3. I, for one, welcome our new butler overlords.
and finally...
4. I AM a butler, you insensitive clod!
Re:Let's get them out of the way.. (Score:1)
gay [ask.com]
Summary (Score:3, Insightful)
That's not even a sentence.
Re:Summary (Score:2)
And WTF 2 billion? Is it actually *WORTH* that? I mean it's a crappy search engine tied to a database and a couple 486 DX's running the server...
I mean hell just the HARDWARE that google owns is worth more than all that Ask Jeeves can put together [hardware/software and IP wise].
I don't even think we're dealing with "real life" anymore. I mean why not just sell it for a billion cajillion dollars?
And you can be sure that your "ticket fees" and other assorted fees at InterActive will g
Re:Summary (Score:2)
Re:Summary (Score:2)
Sure it is. It's telling you to ask Jeeves and InterActive Corp., that they can vouch for the story's authenticity. With Slashdot, it's best to double-check these things.
Sounds about right... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Sounds about right... (Score:1, Informative)
Re:Sounds about right... (Score:3, Insightful)
So maybe there is a place in the market for a search engine front end
P/E = 114(!) (Score:3, Informative)
It won't.
Are the good times back? Nope.... (Score:3, Interesting)
Money gets thrown in at a breakneck pace, there's a bubble for a few years and then KABOOM! Market implosion when reality finally hits.
Then after the smoke clears and the dust settles a new golden age begins followed by consolidation. I think it's safe to say that we are in consolidation mode now. Now is the time that the lasting 1600 pound gorillas get formed. Interactive Corp is one of those gorillas along with Ebay and Amazon.
Re:Are the good times back? Nope.... (Score:2)
Re:Are the good times back? Nope.... (Score:2)
Are they? (Score:2, Funny)
Let's ask jeeves [ask.com]!
Re:Are they? (Score:1)
Traffic costs are rising (Score:3, Insightful)
Related article on The Register (Score:2)
Complete with nifty headline:
Ask Jeeves if it's been bought [theregister.co.uk]
iWon is powered by google (Score:3, Interesting)
Wow. (Score:1, Funny)
Looks like somebody got ripped off too.
Paper money (Score:1)
Under the terms of the deal, IAC will issue 1.26 shares of its common stock for each share of Ask Jeeves common stock in a tax-free transaction
Thus this doesn't really say anything at all about the real value. Just one bubble merging with another bubble. I would be more impressed if they offered to buy the shares with real money instead of shares in another company.
Re:Paper money (Score:1)
So it'll work out to being a bit less than a 60% cash deal on a 1.85gigabuck purchase.
Still a lot of real money.
Beekeeping in New Zealand! (Score:2)
A: Beekeeping in New Zealand [satirewire.com].
Fucker can buy a lot of bees for 2 Billion.
Funny (?) Ask Jeeves search results (Score:2, Funny)
why does Ask Jeeves suck so hard? [ask.com]
Do you like goatse? [ask.com]
Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of those? [ask.com]
Re:Funny (?) Ask Jeeves search results (Score:1)
I liked the old answer that used to go to a fake 404 error page. "Error 404, none of your business"
And yes, I know that search is immature. But I was hoping for the fake error message page to still be around.
Re:Funny (?) Ask Jeeves search results (Score:2)
"why does Ask Jeeves suck so hard" [ask.com]
I'd wish them all well but... (Score:2)
Actually... (Score:1)
But, is Jeeves gay? (Score:4, Funny)
This is weird (Score:3, Interesting)
Try it now, it will take you back to the bad old days before Google, when nothing but random crap shows up. Then try Google, and feel the almost mystical connection from your query to your results.
It seems to me like it is almost a crime that no one has forcibly made the users of Ask Jeeves sit down and try Google.
Bought by the ticketmaster scammers?! (Score:1)
And I thought Microsoft owned Expedia?
Did anyone ever use Jeeves even in it's prime? I always thought it was pretty useless....
Not bought, swapped (Score:3, Informative)
Like most mergers, it will probably be a dud. The performance history of merger and acquisition activity is, overall, negative. But because it increases volatility, it enhances CEO pay.
Which came first: Bloglines or InterActiveCorp? (Score:1)
don't forget ServiceMagic.com! (Score:2)
Try it out next time you need a maid, mover, plumber, electrician, or other home contractor!
</utterly shameless plug>
Re:Editing (Score:2, Funny)
Who'se (Score:4, Funny)
It's Klingon for "the editors here can't spell."
Don't worry. did you read the fine print? (Score:2, Funny)
Did you read the fine print? The 2 billion dollars was paid in Flooz and online petfood sales company stock options.
Re:Don't worry. did you read the fine print? (Score:2)
Re:WTF?? (Score:1)
I felt the same way. Reading through the news, Ask Jeeves was sold for $2 million with a b... er... go back.. go back.
Re: WTF??? I don't know.... (Score:1)
Re:Anybody else notice that.. (Score:3, Interesting)
Anyone want to correct me? I didn't know there'd be a test when I watched it.
To be fair, the episode also had Marge accussing Homer of doing nothing at work but Googling his own name.
Re:Anybody else notice that.. (Score:2)
Yes, they knew how much they got paid to insert that ad in their content.
Re:ASKJ/GRU valuation spread (Score:1)