Did you try it with your intestines?

A warning label which is not present on toy packaging. Children's toys which contain rare-earth magnets.

So, will the EpiPen work?

Used both, yes, the new propellant is not as good as the old stuff, no it is not nearly as bad as you make it out to be.

No, old-school is the air compressor with the mask which would have the medications vaporiser while you inhaled them over a 15 minute period.

I use a screwdriver.

Works on fake operating systems too.

I don't drive and have no difficulty finding employment.

The vast majority of desktops do not use OpenGL for UI.

Yeah, which is not a standard product warranty, it is a pre-paid insurance policy.

If you want a pre-paid insurance policy that will cover accidental damage, there are many, many companies which will sell you one (likely at a lower price than what an OEM/store will charge).

I did this on my parents computer after being tired of re-formatting every 6 months for 5 years.

Limited user accounts, windows XP, fast user switching, anti-virus + spybot 'passive' malware protection.

It still works perfectly 3 years later.