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Revolution is not an AOL Keyword*

Posted by michael on Sun Apr 20, 2003 10:21 PM
from the sure-it-is dept.
pdw writes "Revolution is not an AOL Keyword* is an entertaining piece of prose, which has been floating around the blogspace for the past month. In reinterpreting Gil Scott-Heron's The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, Eddan Katz has given us quick worldview, common to most Slashdoters, and of course reminds us of what is most important to all, to go out and enjoy life!"
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  • Groovy... (Score:4, Funny)

    by TopShelf (92521) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:26PM (#5771388)
    (http://forechecker.blogspot.com/ | Last Journal: Friday September 07, @08:16PM)
    So am I supposed to smoke clove cigarettes and snap my fingers to this???
  • The one thing that seemed off about the langauge in the homage to GSH's insightful song about the ultimate irreverence of mass media was the attempt to address "geeks" via a reference to AOL keywords.

    I don't know any geeks that use AOL.

    Besides, the revolution, if there is one, will probably have a web site, but it will run on Apache and Perl Scripts. There won't be an AOL keyword....

    The web isn't mass media, it just has mass distribution.
  • Revolution (Score:5, Interesting)

    by IIRCAFAIKIANAL (572786) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:34PM (#5771420)
    (Last Journal: Saturday August 09 2003, @08:58AM)
    Has a revolution ever happened in a true democracy (or at least as true as you find in North America)?

    Considering up here in Canada we've held referendums to determine if we should divide the country (first Quebec, and now Alberta is talking about it too) I find it hard to believe we would ever see such an event take place.

    Even with Bush going a bit nuts with the whole "You must give up your rights to be safe, citizen." power grab in the US, he can easily be voted out at the next election. No revolution (violent or otherwise) necessary.

    You need the support of the majority to have a revolution, otherwise it's called other things.
    • Re:Revolution (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:38PM (#5771443)
      Well, that depends. Would you consider the United States Civil War a revolution by the southern states?
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      • Re:Revolution by IIRCAFAIKIANAL (Score:3) Sunday April 20 2003, @10:40PM
        • Re:Revolution (Score:5, Informative)

          by bsartist (550317) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:44PM (#5771668)
          (http://wv-www.net/)
          The primary issue of the civil war wasn't slavery - it was the balance of power between the federal government and individual states.

          Lincoln didn't abolish slavery until late in the war, and not for the reason that many believe. The war was going badly for the north. General Lee, a graduate of West Point, and before the war one of the best commanders the US Army had, had won victory after victory. Many northerners were calling on Lincoln to recognize the secession of the south and sign a treaty with the Confederate States.

          Putting an end to slavery was, for Lincoln, a means of gaining support for continuing the war from the abolitionist movement. If the north and south were to remain separate, it would have been largely symbolic, as slavery was not widely practiced in the north at that point anyway. The new law would only have teeth if the war continued, and the south was brought back into the union and subjected to its laws.

          An interesting bit of history: Before the civil war, the US was referred to using the plural form - i.e. "these United States are..." It wasn't until after the civil war, and the post-war rise in the power of the federal government, that the singular form began to be used - i.e. "this United States is..."

          This post brought to you by Ken Burns - and viewers like you. ;-)
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          • Re:Revolution by vortmax(OU) (Score:1) Monday April 21 2003, @12:16AM
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          • Re:Revolution (Score:5, Informative)

            by luzrek (570886) on Monday April 21 2003, @05:41AM (#5772250)
            (Last Journal: Thursday May 01 2003, @05:04PM)
            Having grown up in Florida, which was a Slave state, now populated by Northerners, I think that I've gotten a fiarly good education on both sides of the topic. While the US Civil war was not entirely about slavery, slavery was certainly the motivating factor. As the west was settled there was an agreement made to admit one slave and one free state each time any state was created, thus maintaining a balance in the Senate and preventing either side from mandating or abolishing slavery. Shortly before Lincoln was elected it began to become clear that the number of "free" states was going to out pace the number of slave states so the slave states wanted to pass legislation changing the location of the Masson-Dixon line (the line above which the US was "free" and below which it was "slave"). To do this they needed their canadate to be elected (Jefferson Davis). He was not elected despite the 3/5ths of the unrepersented slave population of the south counting towards its electoral tally (which was an even older source of bad-blood). The south then tried to break off and form its own country. From 150 years later (almost) this looks like the south was simply a sore looser. At the time this was a violation of everything that Lincoln beleived in (basically he was a true patriot, very much beleiving in the USofA) and Lincoln acted to prevent the disentigration of the Union. Thus the civil war. In short, the American civil war wasn't about slavery for the North, but it was for the South.

            Looking back at it, the military "victories" the South won were phiric. In no battle was there a clear winner in terms of causualties, and from the beginning it was clear that the North's greater population (why Lincoln won to begin with) and industrialization (the South couldn't even manufacture the bullets for many of the Northern guns they captured) was going to eventually lead to its victory. The Southern politicians assumed that since the cotton for the world's textile mills came from their states that France and/or Britian would come to their aide. This was bad reasoning since Egypt was already producing higher grade cotton and European and Industrial warehouses were full at the beginning of the war. Of course we all know that the war turned at Gettysberg where Lee (despite what you may have gotten from the Ken Burns specials) basically killed 15000 of his own men by ordering Picket's charge over the strong objections of the other southern generals (Longstreet included).

            Also, remember that the American Civil war was much more costly for the South than for the North. A greater portion of their 18-40 year old men were killed, what industry the south had was destroyed by Sherman, and the way the social and economic elites lived was fundamentally altered. No Southerner should attempt to glorify the civil war. What the Confederacy stood for, and the war planning of its politicians is an embarassment to all true Americans.

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            • Re:Revolution by gilroy (Score:3) Monday April 21 2003, @09:24AM
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          • Incorrect. The war was about slavery.... by lysium (Score:2) Monday April 21 2003, @10:11AM
          • Re:Revolution by Mr. Slippery (Score:1) Monday April 21 2003, @11:13AM
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    • Re:Revolution (Score:4, Insightful)

      by moonbender (547943) <moonbender.gmail@com> on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:52PM (#5771498)
      Perhabs Hitler's takeover of the Weimar Republic, which was a modern democracy, converting into an absolutist fascist regime in 1933 could be called a revolution. It was very much inside the system, though, it was not a violent public uprise.

      Apart from that, the couple of modern democracies - including first and foremost the USA, the right to bear arms nonwithstanding - have taken great care to keep up a large enough and well-equipped military to prevent a public, violent revolution from happening. And of course, in a working democracy, a revolution is made unlikely since the majority gets what it wants anyway.

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    • Re:Revolution (Score:5, Insightful)

      The word revolution in this context refers to the overthrow of a government, or form of government, or social system by those governed, usually by forceful means, with another government or social system taking its place.

      In recent history, this has happened because of, or has been attempted by, people seeking a democracy is the new form of government. Maybe this is why a revolution in this sense will not happen in a democracy. It's not that it is impossible, it's that it has already happened.

      The word can also mean a radical change of any kind. This is sometimes necessary in any social system. Democracy allows for a non-violent method to achieve this kind of revolution every election. While the change from Carter to Reagan in 1981 was not a revolution in the former sense of the word, it was in the latter sense. So, the answer depends in some measure on just what one means by revolution.
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      • Orwell's Animal Farm (Score:5, Insightful)

        by NigelJohnstone (242811) on Monday April 21 2003, @05:17AM (#5772179)
        "Maybe this is why a revolution in this sense will not happen in a democracy"

        If democracy is the base state of a country, then we would long ago have all become democracies. Clearly that is not the case, since many dictatorships exist throughout the world.

        George Orwell's Animal Farm is a very insightful piece of work you might like to read:

        http://www.k-1.com/Orwell/animf.htm

        Its basically the story of how Russian went from Tzars to Democracy to Dictatorship, transposed into Animals on a farm.

        The pigs SLOWLY amass power and control, the rest of the Animals SLOWLY lose power and control, and the balance shifts until the pigs attack the Farmer and depose him.
        A SLOW bypassing of Judicial review, a SLOW move to gain more control is how the US democracy will die, but its still a revolution, just in slow-mo.

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      • Re:Revolution by lamp540 (Score:1) Monday April 21 2003, @10:25PM
      • Economic Democracy? (Score:4, Insightful)

        by composer777 (175489) on Monday April 21 2003, @12:21AM (#5771772)
        If I were to devise a system of government where Bill Gate's got 40 billion votes and the rest of us got 1 vote, we wouldn't even laugh. Calling capitalism democracy is absurd.
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      • Re:Selecting a new dictator every 4 years... by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister (Score:1) Monday April 21 2003, @01:07AM
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    • Re:Revolution (Score:5, Informative)

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:25PM (#5771606)
      Has a revolution ever happened in a true democracy (or at least as true as you find in North America)?

      Chile was a democracy prior to Sept 11, 1973 when it was overthrown by a US-supported military coup and became a brutal dictatorship. A new leader wasn't elected until 1989.

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      • Re:Revolution (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Archie Steel (539670) on Monday April 21 2003, @12:44AM (#5771814)
        Nice rewriting of history here...in other words, you're saying that it's okay to have a military coup if a government has unpopular policies...

        Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, but there was only one acceptable way to get rid of Allende if you didn't agree with him: vote him out. Now if Allende had given himself dictatorial powers, like Pinochet did, then maybe you would have a point. The fact is, despite what you think of Allende's politics (which were a lot more popular with the majority of Chileans than with the rich landowners, I'll give you that), Chile was still a democracy, because there were still going to be elections.

        But you've touched on the inherent risk of democracy, that it contains the seed of its own destruction: the people can put an anti-democratic party in power if they vote so. Even in the States, with sufficient votes, it would theoretically be possible to amend the constitution in very undemocratic ways - though I doubt this would ever happen, thanks to the numerous checks and balances of the american system).

        In other words, despite Dubya's warning, Iraqis could very well vote en masse for an Islamic party. That is their right. What you have to do in democratic societies is to educate the masses enough so that they don't vote for fascist/non-democratic/extremist parties. To oppose restrictions on what people can vote for is contrary to the democratic ideal, even though it does carry the risk of less democracy.
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        • Re:Revolution by Surak (Score:2) Monday April 21 2003, @06:18AM
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            • Re:Revolution (Score:4, Interesting)

              by CashCarSTAR (548853) on Monday April 21 2003, @07:53AM (#5772616)
              And in order to arm the Contras to fight against the Sandistas, money was funneled through Iran, to repay the Iranians for helping with that little election thing in '80. As well, arms were funneled to the freedom fighters in Afghanastan, arms that which funneled down to the Taliban. As well, in order to be a foil for Iran, military support was given to Iraq.

              Some of the parties involved in this whole affair are in the current administration, (Poindexter especially). Finally, back on topic, It will remain to be seen if Iraq is going to be Chile pt. 2, the second great libertarian experiement.
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    • Hmm... by Galvatron (Score:3) Monday April 21 2003, @02:35AM
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    • Re:Revolution (Score:5, Insightful)

      by IIRCAFAIKIANAL (572786) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:48PM (#5771485)
      (Last Journal: Saturday August 09 2003, @08:58AM)
      Yes, I'm beginning to think maybe my definition of revolution may be a bit too narrow...

      Perhaps we should include the peace movement, feminism, civil rights, etc... I guess it all depends on how you look at revolution.

      I typically think of it as a power change initiated by an oppressed majority, but I guess it could also be initiated by an oppressed minority that gains popularity with the silent majority...
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      • Re:Revolution by Associate (Score:2) Monday April 21 2003, @12:11AM
        • Re:Revolution (Score:5, Insightful)

          by dipipanone (570849) on Monday April 21 2003, @05:49AM (#5772271)
          Keep in mind what Tommy Lee Jones said in Under Siege.

          Oh absolutely. Whenever I need astute political analysis, Hollywood is always the first place I turn.

          If you want your political insights to be pithy, easily consumed with no intellectual effort, and absolutely content free and lacking any reference to complex reality, Hollywood will deliver.

          Which actually explains a lot about US political life, if you think about it.
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  • What is this guy, retarded? (Score:5, Funny)

    by j1mmy (43634) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:37PM (#5771439)
    (Last Journal: Thursday January 26 2006, @02:20PM)
    Just because it's not an AOL keyword doesn't mean you can't find it. Try googling, dammit.
  • excuse me (Score:4, Insightful)

    if i seem to be trolling, but this is just some blog poem with a bunch of links. Thats all, just a load of links. The message isn't very original either. Of course the revolution wont be a mass media, everybody and their grandma's doing it, we stand united as a nation sort of deal. that's what makes it a REVOLUTION! By definition it is an underground movement. If it was mainstream, it wouldnt be a revolution, it would be a reinforcement of the status quo. Maybe it sounds like i'm trolling, but this is just my two cents.

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  • Revolution? (Score:2, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:41PM (#5771458)
    Sounds like a challenge.

    It'll probably be slashdotted before it gets too far....
  • Will the revolution... (Score:4, Funny)

    by Toasty16 (586358) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:43PM (#5771465)
    (http://home.mchsi.com/~toasty/)
    ...include pr0n?
  • So, uh.. (Score:3, Interesting)

    by TheKey (465831) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:45PM (#5771472)
    (Last Journal: Sunday April 27 2003, @02:56PM)
    So, hm.. yeah, we not what the revolution is not. It's not a whole bunch of things. So, what exactly is it?
    • Re:So, uh.. (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Jerf (17166) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:21PM (#5771600)
      (Last Journal: Saturday August 18 2001, @11:04AM)
      Morpheus: No one can tell you what The Revolution is. You have to see it for yourself.

      Seriously, people talking about "The Revolution" typically mean it as the magical event that will make People Like Them run the world, after which it will be a magical place of flowing milk and honey where everybody is happy all of the time, except the people the speaker hates. Everybody talks about what it isn't because it's a lot easier then trying to nail down exactly what this magical event is and giving yourself a testable prediction about it that might fail miserably.

      I don't see why this is a problem though, because if there's one thing we're good at as a species, it's rationalizing things. That's like all our frontal lobe is good for.

      People talking about "The Revolution" are better off not talking about it and doing something to make the world a better place in a concrete way. It's really a pernicious meme, similar to the old "Envision World Peace" meme; while you're busy "envisioning world peace", you're not doing anything helpful to anybody. You're not even making an honest buck, which partially goes to taxes, which partially goes to helpful social programs.

      Upshot: I wouldn't spend much time getting trying to figure out what they mean. Whatever concrete thing you suggest, that's not it, but it's 100% guarenteed to be better then that. Been here, done this. That's the same diseased thinking that makes people alive today continue to think that damn it, despite repeated undeniable miserable Communism will work in the real world someday if I just try hard enough.
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  • Hmm (Score:2, Insightful)

    by bogie (31020) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:46PM (#5771479)
    (Last Journal: Tuesday October 29 2002, @10:47AM)
    I read the first few "stanzas", clicked a link or two and then got bored. Was something funny or interesting supposed to happen?
    • Re:Hmm by deadsaijinx* (Score:2) Sunday April 20 2003, @11:13PM
    • The Classic "Revolution" (Score:4, Informative)

      by DaveAtFraud (460127) on Monday April 21 2003, @12:45AM (#5771819)
      (http://davenjudy.org/)
      You say you want a revolution
      Well, you know
      We all want to change the world
      You tell me that it's evolution
      Well, you know
      We all want to change the world
      But when you talk about destruction
      Don't you know that you can count me out
      Don't you know it's gonna be all right
      all right, all right

      You say you got a real solution
      Well, you know
      We'd all love to see the plan
      You ask me for a contribution
      Well, you know
      We're doing what we can
      But when you want money
      for people with minds that hate
      All I can tell is brother you have to wait
      Don't you know it's gonna be all right
      all right, all right
      Ah

      ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

      You say you'll change the constitution
      Well, you know
      We all want to change your head
      You tell me it's the institution
      Well, you know
      You better free you mind instead
      But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
      You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
      Don't you know it's gonna be all right
      all right, all right
      all right, all right, all right
      all right, all right, all right

      From "The White Album" (The Beatles for those of you who don't remember or weren't alive then).
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    • Re:Hmm by unborracho (Score:1) Monday April 21 2003, @01:01AM
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  • Sarah Jones (Score:2, Interesting)

    by ABetterRoss (216217) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:47PM (#5771484)
    (http://www.karchner.com/update/ | Last Journal: Sunday July 14 2002, @09:47AM)
    Not Foxy Brown...

    Her take on 'Revolution' is worthwhile too...

    http://www.endmisogyny.com/sarah_jones.htm
  • Katz (Score:5, Funny)

    by DanThe1Man (46872) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:50PM (#5771495)
    Did anyone else read the name Katz and start to shake a little bit?
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  • If you blog it, they will come. (Score:4, Interesting)

    by skraps (650379) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:00PM (#5771531)

    The poem is well done, perhaps even motivational - but the predictions won't necessarily hold up. Revolutions are sociological; they require lots and lots of interaction and communication. Bidirectional communication. So television obviously won't work, but there's no reason the Internet won't. The Internet is as bidirectional and decentralized as it gets. It already reproduces most every existing social network. It models real-world news outlets and idle chit-chat flawlessly, and takes them a step further by widening the audience and speeding the delivery. It also brings new forms of communication that weren't previously possible - weblogs, for example.

  • Whitey's on the Moon (Score:5, Interesting)

    For any newfound Gil Scott-Heron fans, my favorite GSH piece:

    Whitey's on the Moon

    A rat done bit my sister Nell
    With whitey on the moon
    Her face and arms began to swell
    And whitey's on the moon
    I can't pay no doctor bills
    And whitey's on the moon
    Ten years from now, I'll be payin' still
    While whitey's on the moon
    You know, the man just upped my rent last night
    'Cos whitey's on the moon
    No hot water, no toilets, no lights
    But whitey's on the moon
    I wonder why he's uppin' me
    'Cos whitey's on the moon?
    Well, I was already givin' him fifty a week
    And now whitey's on the moon
    Taxes takin' my whole damn check
    The junkies make me a nervous wreck
    The price of food is goin' up
    And as if all that crap wasn't enough
    A rat done bit my sister Nell
    With whitey on the moon...
  • Gil Scott-Heron (Score:2)

    by jefu (53450) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:07PM (#5771556)
    (http://foo.ewu.edu/ | Last Journal: Monday June 18, @12:43PM)
    If nothing else, this will have served well by reminding us of Gil Scott-Heron whose voice and words have haunted me since I first heard him many years ago. If you don't know his work, give it a listen. "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" is likely to be the easiest to find - but there's more than that worth listening to.
  • Make a Bonfire of Your Reputations (Score:4, Insightful)

    by MichaelCrawford (610140) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:10PM (#5771565)
    (http://www.geometricvisions.com/ | Last Journal: Monday May 02 2005, @05:35PM)
    A little over a hundred years ago, John J. Chapman gave a commencement address that I found so inspiring that I copied it to my website after I first came across it:

    I found it in the dead-tree edition of The Cluetrain Manifesto [cluetrain.com], which I think makes the case that the revolution will be networked. However I agree that it won't be taking place on a sanitized, controlled system like AOL, but on the wilds of the real Internet.

    And to show that I walk the walk, I invite you to read my recent article, "Living with Schizoaffective Disorder" parts I [kuro5hin.org], II [kuro5hin.org] and III [kuro5hin.org].

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  • Is it just me... (Score:2)

    by deblau (68023) <slashdot.25.flickboy@spamgourmet.com> on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:15PM (#5771583)
    (Last Journal: Wednesday September 26, @11:11PM)
    or did anyone else go through that looking for links they regularly click on?
  • by Ayandia (630042) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:30PM (#5771618)
    ...the revolution is apparently going to be spearheaded by people taking creative writing classes at community colleges everywhere.

    On a side note, the credit for spearheading the revolution will be taken by their middle-aged failed artist vegan bead-wearing creative writing teachers.
  • The revolution... (Score:1)

    by clambake (37702) <clambake@@@chipped...net> on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:50PM (#5771686)
    (http://chipped.net/)
    ...will be made of luddites?
  • What is Revolution? (Score:5, Funny)

    by huphtur (259961) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:50PM (#5771687)
    answer... [googlism.com]
  • "common to most Slashdoters" (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Daniel Quinlan (153105) on Monday April 21 2003, @12:11AM (#5771743)
    (http://www.pathname.com/~quinlan/)
    Speak for yourself.

    I'm not a citizen of the net. I'm a citizen of my country. Most of the people on the net could really care less about me and my well-being. Many -- I don't know if it is "most" or "some" -- of them are downright hostile to me and the things I believe in. There's no need to go into a full list. Actually, I'd love to go into a full list, but I'd probably just be moderated down by the people who are hostile to my views.

    There is nothing magical about the net. People are still people. Some of them are out for power, some are not. Some agree with me, some do not. Some people will be able to manipulate net media just like some people can manipulate mass media now.

    What obvious to me is that many bloggers have just as overinflated ego about their importance that many talking heads in the media have right now. For the moment, I'm avoiding the blog popularity contest. While I do read a few interesting blogs, I try to avoid ones run by people with big heads who think (right or wrong) that the internet will be the vehicle that will make them powerful. I'd rather vote in an election (even with limited realistic choices) than let pagerank decide what I believe.

    Daniel

  • What's most important of all (Score:2, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 21 2003, @12:11AM (#5771746)
    and of course reminds us of what is most important to all, to go out and enjoy life!

    If you're reminded of how important this is, why the hell are you sitting on your can posting on /.?
  • Vintage MTV ads (Score:1)

    by Texas_Refugee (258092) on Monday April 21 2003, @12:35AM (#5771801)
    Anyone remember the MTV promo ads that ran in the mid-90s with the tag line "MTV keeps you plugged in?"

    One of the ads featured a performance artist who held a power drill up to a microphone while repeating the phrase "the revolution will not be televised."

    Thus the expression became seared into my 14-year old mind right alongside Nirvana and Bush videos etc.

    Damn I am on-topic.
  • Fascist Revolution (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 21 2003, @12:36AM (#5771804)
    The late 20th Century has seen a global fascist revolution, pushing the world towards an "Orwellian State". The concentration of wealth into the hands of a few has seen "the masses" being herded like sheep as never seen before. With Television promoting the mythes of the two-faced so called democracies the world over, people are duped into a life of consumerism and apathy, leaving the gate right open for the rulers to wage war on weaker nations, and tighten their grip on their own populations in name of "security".....ahhh fuck it, who is listening, this is slashdot....
    • Re:Fascist Revolution (Score:5, Insightful)

      by beakburke (550627) on Monday April 21 2003, @01:44AM (#5771907)
      (http://slashdot.org/)
      "The concentration of wealth into the hands of a few has seen "the masses" being herded like sheep as never seen before."

      Do you realize that on balance that income equality became much greater over the last century? Yes, it really sorta peaked during the 50s in the US, but on the whole, the industrial revolution and the end of the Guilded Age created and cemented the concept and notion of the middle class. Before that, you had subsistance farming (everyone was poor) with a very few well to do people in the ruling class and the later robber-barrons of the 19th century. You will never achive perfect income equality, and even if you could, the costs of doing so would be far greater than whatever benefits it would provide. At some point, the redistribution of wealth ceases to be productive to the overall well being of the people.

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  • In Revolutions (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Nikkos (544004) on Monday April 21 2003, @12:37AM (#5771806)
    (http://slashdot.org/)
    In Revolutions people die.

    How many slashdotters would truly be willing to die in order to see their beliefs come to light? How many would be willing to kill friends/neighbors because they don't agree?

    It's too late for first-world countries to have a revolution that would help them more than hurt them. The intelligent use of democracy is the only way - and that would take getting off one's ass, turning off the computer, writing letters, actually _voting_, and being active in society. Things _I_ can say truthfully I've done.

    If you don't have a solution, stop screaming about the problem.

    Nikkos
    • Re:In Revolutions by BKX (Score:1) Monday April 21 2003, @12:51AM
      • Re:In Revolutions by JonToycrafter (Score:1) Monday April 21 2003, @08:15AM
      • Re:Nice one by BKX (Score:1) Monday April 21 2003, @03:39AM
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    • Re:In Revolutions by Beautyon (Score:3) Monday April 21 2003, @03:47AM
      • Bullsh*t. by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday April 21 2003, @04:22AM
        • Re:Bullsh*t. by Beautyon (Score:2) Monday April 21 2003, @11:13AM
          • Re:Bullsh*t. by rifter (Score:2) Monday April 21 2003, @04:52PM
            • Re:Bullsh*t. by Beautyon (Score:2) Monday April 21 2003, @05:02PM
              • Re:Bullsh*t. by rifter (Score:2) Wednesday April 23 2003, @03:03PM
              • Re:Bullsh*t. by Beautyon (Score:2) Wednesday April 23 2003, @05:22PM
              • Re:Bullsh*t. by rifter (Score:2) Thursday April 24 2003, @02:33PM
              • Re:Bullsh*t. by Beautyon (Score:2) Friday April 25 2003, @04:19AM
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  • Cool (Score:2)

    I feel rather nifty, as I know at least a few of the people whose websites where linked too. :)

    But yah, they are right, it is NOT an AOL keyword. We all know that AOL censors free speech too much to let any revolutions happen on it. ;)
  • Question (Score:2, Funny)

    by visvogel (590102) on Monday April 21 2003, @12:57AM (#5771841)
    and of course reminds us of what is most important to all, to go out and enjoy life!

    Have you been watching Oprah again?
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  • how does that go again? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Hecubas (21451) on Monday April 21 2003, @01:19AM (#5771876)
    full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...

    C'mon people, you have free will. Especially if this is America, you have a choice.

    --
    hecubas
  • Lies! (Score:4, Funny)

    by Tuxinatorium (463682) on Monday April 21 2003, @01:58AM (#5771930)
    (http://anti-dmca.org/)
    "Revolution is not an AOL keyword"

    Yes it is! [aol.com]
  • by aralin (107264) on Monday April 21 2003, @02:25AM (#5771993)
    ... The Matrix, Revolutions!
  • ...cause it was slashdotted to hell and back hours ago... =P

    (How about a "Revolution" topic, Taco?)

    np: Autechre - Surripere (Draft 7.30)

  • by joe user jr (230757) on Monday April 21 2003, @04:35AM (#5772140)
    no I will not fix your computer [everything2.com].


    Could use some editing, but gems of lines in there.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 21 2003, @05:58AM (#5772284)
    As a blatantly anonymous and highly cowardly Anonymous Coward, I use AOL and enjoy it. And honestly, I am forced to announce that not only is "Revolution" an AOL keyword, it's an ad for "Matrix Revolutions." Which half of you "revolution"-type people are waiting your butts off for. I'd get flamed.... but I'm an AC! Heh.
  • Blatant rip-off (Score:1)

    by mvdwege (243851) <mvdwege_public@myrealbox.com> on Monday April 21 2003, @06:43AM (#5772388)
    (http://slashdot.org/)

    Dear God! Call me an old curmudgeon if you like, but this is not original; someone already did something similar in 2002 [slashdot.org].

    Mart
  • Dear God, (Score:2)

    by Call Me Black Cloud (616282) on Monday April 21 2003, @08:48AM (#5772856)
    Please kill me now. It was bad enough when people started to use "google" as a verb. Today, though, I saw the word "blogspace". I cannot imagine living in a world where this term is used regularly, nor do I want to know what words will come next.

    Thank you for your time.
  • Reference (Score:3, Informative)

    by tastydarb (600297) on Monday April 21 2003, @09:20AM (#5773002)
    (Last Journal: Monday August 12 2002, @03:03AM)
    This reference sounds more like Mao's quote:

    "A revolution is not a dinner party."

    While it is close in idea to "the revolution will not be televised," this also got its base from Mao; "... is not an AOL keyword" is closer to the original germ.
  • Once Again... (Score:1)

    by @ngel (50317) on Monday April 21 2003, @10:16AM (#5773367)
    Once again this generation shows that it must take from the past to create in the present, and that a modicum of cleverness is all that is needed to be brandished brilliant today.

    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised is poetry. This is garbage. And it's not even original garbage, just a Mad-Lib'd piece of garbage.

    We need our own thoughts...
  • by xZAQx (472674) <zrizer.sbcglobal@net> on Monday April 21 2003, @01:50PM (#5774913)
    (http://slashdot.org/)
    pdw writes "Revolution is not an AOL Keyword* is an entertaining piece of prose

    Merely because the lines do not end-rhyme does not mean this piece is prose. In fact, I would characterize it as poetry, and good poetry at that. The author did a fine job of captivating the essense of The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.
  • The Sage Speaketh (Score:1)

    by BTM1001 (662358) on Monday April 21 2003, @03:20PM (#5775619)
    Not sure what it becomes when you comment on a comment, but I thought it was sort of neat that Wil Wheaton Read the poem and responded, being a subject of the poem and all. I also think Wil would take the purple pimple no problem.

    Hey, that was really cool.

    . . . and I'm not just saying that because I'm in it. ;)

    Posted by: wil on April 20, 2003 08:59 PM
  • by cokane2 (600954) on Tuesday April 22 2003, @12:01AM (#5778852)
    Seems weak, there's nothing but listing. With the old one at least we get absurdist connections, that make sense in a way "John Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary." This new AOL one is devoid of any interesting figurative language of that level, hardly a homage to the original. The only thing that seems clever in it is, "The Revolution is not an AOL Keyword" but that's just a weak derivation on the original. It definitely doesn't engage my imagination.
  • literary terms (Score:1, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:30PM (#5771404)
    Actually that piece isn't prose ("Ordinary speech or writing, without metrical structure." - dictionary.com) but poetry. Albeit the kind of poetry that doesn't rhyme.
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  • Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by mr_bungle2110 (650782) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:33PM (#5771418)
    Dude, relax. I'm sure George Washington stopped to have a beer at least once during the American Revolution. I'm sure Abraham Lincoln read a nice book, just for fun, during the Civil War, and I'm sure that FDR spent a night with his mistress not thinking about the Depression or World War I. I'm sure he spent a hundred.
    [ Parent ]
    • Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:4, Insightful)

      by fussman (607784) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:42PM (#5771461)
      (Last Journal: Sunday August 24 2003, @03:22PM)
      I agree with the parent. There are too many trolls on here that are trying to get a reaction out of people, for the sole purpose of arguing, and try to hard. The result is what looks like a caffeine-fried 14 year old, but really is just a libral troll trying to get people to pay attention like a two year old does when it gets a new sibling.

      Oh, and Mr. Bungle, RIGHT ON!
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    • Re:Let me get this straight... by Guppy06 (Score:2) Monday April 21 2003, @02:24PM
  • Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:3, Insightful)

    by DrVital (134314) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:35PM (#5771428)
    So your solution is to live in a constant state of fear, obsessing over the dead, and the horrible state of the planet?

    I'll take the middle ground.

    Cowboy Bebop is worthwhile.
    Cowboy Bebop has taught me far more about how to deal with this life then you have.

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  • Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:1, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:38PM (#5771441)
    You people disgust me!

    Um, listen the Gil Scott Herron's original,
    that this piece takes off of. The guy
    is essentially saying that we're wasting
    our time on frivolous stuff WHILE WARS
    ARE GOING DOWN.

    In other words, the author of the piece
    might kinda just agree with you. In fact,
    that was his ENTIRE point.

    So, who disgusts who now? You gotta read
    the OTHER links as well, tex, before shooting
    off yer mouth.
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  • Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Qender (318699) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:51PM (#5771497)
    (http://www.brandonsachs.com/ | Last Journal: Wednesday November 13 2002, @04:33AM)
    Here's a bigger hint to the clueless moron: If everyone sat around and ate "shreddies" while watching TV, there would be much less violence in this world, the problem is that people put down their toys and picked up guns. Just because some people in this world fight each other doesn't mean I will destroy my life. My life is made of many things, my life is made of the people I know, My life is made by a consumer culture and it's governing systems. My life is made of the plants in my yards and the shows on my TV. Whether or not I choose to watch TV is a different matter, it's a choice I make in my life. Personally, I don't have time for TV, I've not watched it in a long while. But if I did have time, I would watch all the cartoons I wanted.

    YOU WANT SOME DAMN PRIORITIES? How can you solve your problems?!, in your life?!, right now?! If you are so concerned over the deaths in this world, why don't you go do something about it. Don't sit in front of a computer and tell everyong else not to talk about anything but the wars. Go solve the damn problem. Fight against the war, fight against the iraqis, fight with the iraqis, whatever you want. If I want to sit at home and play diablo, I will. If I want to go down to the store and buy a sandwich, I will. And nothing you can say, about any other part of the world, will make me feel guilty about eating my sandwich.

    I don't like death, I agree with you, death is bad. But life includes "shreddies" and "cowboy bebop", so get over it.
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  • Well, I like this, despite the fact that we may all be modded "offtopic", I thank you for showing me this!
    [ Parent ]
  • by IIRCAFAIKIANAL (572786) on Sunday April 20 2003, @10:59PM (#5771525)
    (Last Journal: Saturday August 09 2003, @08:58AM)
    The only blog I ever enjoyed reading was Disenchanted [disenchanted.com], but it was (supposed) to be discontinued. I see a new entry though, so maybe the author changed his mind...

    In any case, your average blogger can be replaced with a simple program. See here. [brunching.com]
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  • i'd argue that this is actually a better topic than yours (sorry). It's jsut that, the bestbuy thing is kinda cool, but this blog allows the entire /. community to bitch. and that is what easter is all about, complaining and hatred ^^... the HDTV is pretty cool though
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  • by LinuxInDallas (73952) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:16PM (#5771585)
    Tweeter has had DLP based TVs for a while now. They look pretty decent and are about half the cost of a plasma. My boss bought one a while back. Best Buy is a little behind.
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  • The trolls right (Score:4, Interesting)

    here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life

    You know he's right, that really isn't getting on with life. You should see that our time here is very finite with so much out there to see and do it's a shame to waste it, enjoy and cultivate life for it really is a precious commodity that can not be sold our bought only given.

    Enjoying life can be a walk in the park, dinner with some one you love, or watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies.

    Wasting life can be letting a addcition get out of control, intentional harming someone and spending a long ass time in prison or being an unoriginal /. troll. Sorry dude I've heard the bebop/cereal statement by other trolls. Maybe it's time for you to get away from the computer and find a girl.

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  • by devilspgd (652955) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:37PM (#5771645)
    They were waiting on the original to go through so somebody could post a dupe...
    [ Parent ]
  • Re:What was the asterisk for? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Samari711 (521187) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:41PM (#5771660)
    if you had RTFA you would have seen at the end of the poem:
    *See generally Gil Scott-Heron, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.
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  • by goon america (536413) on Sunday April 20 2003, @11:59PM (#5771712)
    (http://dailysedative.com/ | Last Journal: Friday December 13 2002, @01:31AM)
    Yes, well, blogging is a) driven solely by ego b) exactly the same as posting on slashdot.

    No, I take that back. Sometimes, (believe it or not) something useful will come out of a slashdot discussion, and this is because slashdot has a relatively reliable quality-grading system that blogging really lacks.

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  • Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Tailhook (98486) on Monday April 21 2003, @03:16AM (#5772052)
    followed by a WAR against Islam

    Such a war would involve the destruction of Islamic holy artifacts, such as mosques and holy cities. It would also involve the slaughter of Islamic leaders (and dictators don't count.) Finally, it would witness the enforced adoption of something other than Islam.

    All of this is within our power. Nassiria can be erased from existence with a few hours effort. Every mosque in the Middle East could be precision bombed to dust. We could hunt down and execute every Moslem leader of consequence anywhere we care to.

    None of the above has, is or will occur. Rational people know this. That's why the vision of multitudes of enraged Moslems descending on the western forces remains a vision. They know, as you do, that calling recent events a "war against Islam" is a hysterical stretch.

    Keep stretching. The world is better off with you marginalizing yourself as much as you possibly can. The only damage that may attributed to you is the degree to which real atrocities against Islam are discounted as you fill the air with your noise. Rest assured, however, that ultimately the rational amongst us will still be able to tell the difference.
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  • by dipipanone (570849) on Monday April 21 2003, @07:09AM (#5772465)
    GSH may not see 2004 unless he repents of his drug problem ...

    Why not? He isn't ill. He's out of prison. He's been consuming drugs for a great many years now, and he hasn't gone yet. I see no reason to assume 2004 will be any different.

    "home is where the hatred is" rings true

    "The Bottle" as well. You know the bit,
    'Look around on any corner,
    If you see some body,
    Looking like a goner,
    It's gonna be me...'

    I am a big fan of GSH, but he has proven as tragic as his writings

    I rather think his life reflects the sensitivity and pain his writings express. You can't condemn him for the the former and applaud him for the latter. Well, you can, but I rather suspect that one is a direct result of the other.
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  • I am beginning to hate Slash.

    Hey, watch it. He was great on Appetite for Destruction.

    [ Parent ]
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