... it will refuse to run unless you enable JavaScript and disable strict tracker blocking.

... trading naked credit default swaps.

But I'm a brown person and an immigrant.

No, but it seems that you are. Frightened by anyone that politicians label as "vulnerable groups" and willing to allow them to break the law rather than call them out on it.

If you can establish a minimum level of documentation an immigrant must have in order to qualify for assistance or other services, I'd be more than happy to pass that on to our state.

Anecdote: I was stuck in line at the grocery store behind a lady (quite attractive) attempting to buy a moneygram. She presented a piece of paper (I'm guessing) with the amount and recipient. But when prompted for ID, all she could say was "No se. No se." After some time, she got her moneygram and moved on. When I left, I passed her at the door and she apologized to me, in perfect English, for taking so long. So, I'm guessing that minimum ID required in this country, if you understand the system, is zero.

And how do they thank the bringers of trucks?

Right. Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Poor choice of definition in legislation and the related associations. Should have named them the XX and XY leagues.

Atacama.

... the UK is going to outlaw speaking Welsh?

Don't know about Canada. But in the USA, blocks of hotel rooms are sometimes reserved to house undocumented immigrants. Who, by definition, can't establish an identity.

Just use 078-05-1120. It's the number on the SS card that came with my new wallet.

Note that is not illegal to provide an incorrect SSN to parties other than the government or those with a duty to report financial transactions.

If they ask for a birthdate, reply like Crocodile Dundee: "In the summer."

I doubt Samsung had a piece of it.

Bot net wranglers gather pwned devices and lease them out for nefarious uses is my guess.

Budget? Schedule? Nah. Too much of a stretch.

We call those "palanquin carriers".

Thank goodness they suspended the fighting in the jungles of Vietnam when it got this hot and sweaty.