I tried that, didn't work for me.
What kind of shotgun worked for you?

Why do all of those predictions look like gerbils?

I think they are using quantum entangled sand so you don't have to actually move it.

That's heavy.
From now on I'll refer to it as the "Yo Mama" machine.

If I get one of these will I still need a microwave for my popcorn?
(Asking for a friend)

No one is listening.
The cake is a lie.
In space no one can hear you scream.

Really, being 'more stupid than both' would take a lot of effort, right?
Perhaps 'dfghjk' is actually an AI then?
I don't know, I going back to drinking.

Many enlisted well before 18.
With the dire straits the world was in actual age if you showed up to enlist wasn't that much of a limiting factor.

And Hilary was the Black Dahlia killer.
It all makes so much sense now...
Do I thank AI or day drinking for this enlightenment?
Seems to be a toss up.
Merry Christmas.

From the article: LG says the company "respects consumer choice..."
What a fraking crock.

640k pencils should be enough.

Can't tell if this should be tagged as funny or insightful..

That sounds like a reference to Epstein.
He made a ton of money, and then?

Kinda wonder why the volume of the "backup noise" isn't auto adjusted based on the ambient sound level.
It's not like they can't find a computer and microphones on those cars.