Comment CIA? (Score 4, Funny) 126
Who do they think they are, microsoft?
Submission + - China Resumes Testing Nuclear Weapons (x.com)
An anonymous reader writes: The size of the blasts and decoupling are consistent with Chinese developmental testing for 4th Generation nuclear weapons.
That is, pure fusion nuclear devices which do not use either plutonium or highly enriched uranium fission to start fusion.
That is, pure fusion nuclear devices which do not use either plutonium or highly enriched uranium fission to start fusion.
Comment Re: the only way to uninstall it is a shotgun! (Score 1) 21
I tried that, didn't work for me.
What kind of shotgun worked for you?
Submission + - Valve's counter-suit of a patent troll headed to jury trial (iipla.org)
doug141 writes: Valve is counter-suing a patent troll and his attorneys alleging a bad-faith abuse of the justice system. The case could not be going worse for the troll. It is headed for jury trial next month. The outcome of the trial will likely have far-reaching implications for the parties involved and could set a precedent for intellectual property disputes.
Comment Re: Inserts hand (Score 2) 118
Why do all of those predictions look like gerbils?
Comment Re:Devil you know? (Score 1) 60
I think they are using quantum entangled sand so you don't have to actually move it.
Comment Don't call it that! (Score 1) 87
That's heavy.
From now on I'll refer to it as the "Yo Mama" machine.
Comment This might meet my needs (Score 2) 35
If I get one of these will I still need a microwave for my popcorn?
(Asking for a friend)
Comment Re: Please whoever is listening, don't disable it. (Score 1) 107
No one is listening.
The cake is a lie.
In space no one can hear you scream.
Comment Re: you're even more stupid than both (Score 1) 56
Really, being 'more stupid than both' would take a lot of effort, right?
Perhaps 'dfghjk' is actually an AI then?
I don't know, I going back to drinking.
Comment Re: War ended when he was 19 (Score 1) 29
Many enlisted well before 18.
With the dire straits the world was in actual age if you showed up to enlist wasn't that much of a limiting factor.
Comment Re: No, Ted Cruz's dad was the Zodiac Killer. (Score 2) 29
And Hilary was the Black Dahlia killer.
It all makes so much sense now...
Do I thank AI or day drinking for this enlightenment?
Seems to be a toss up.
Merry Christmas.
Comment LG made me laugh, sadly. (Score 1) 39
From the article: LG says the company "respects consumer choice..."
What a fraking crock.
Comment Re: You only need 2 pencils (Score 1) 30
640k pencils should be enough.
Comment Re:Whatever (Score 1) 40
Can't tell if this should be tagged as funny or insightful..
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