Really "No thank you" Valgrus?
That would mean no Obama Care.
A march backwards on computer and robot assisted cardiac and brain surgery, do you hate saving lives?
Or more likely you were too quick with a one liner, I've done that, a lot... Just ask my ex.

Tis but a scratch.
It's just a flesh wound.

European or African drone?

That's what she said...

Anyway, thank you.
You two brought fond memories of family holidays.

That's what I used to tell my ex...

Who do they think they are, microsoft?

I tried that, didn't work for me.
What kind of shotgun worked for you?

Why do all of those predictions look like gerbils?

I think they are using quantum entangled sand so you don't have to actually move it.

That's heavy.
From now on I'll refer to it as the "Yo Mama" machine.

If I get one of these will I still need a microwave for my popcorn?
(Asking for a friend)

No one is listening.
The cake is a lie.
In space no one can hear you scream.