HBO Exec Proposes DRM Name Change 544
surfingmarmot writes "An HBO executive has figured out the problem with DRM acceptance — it's the name. HBO's chief technology officer Bob Zitter now wants to refer to the technology as Digital Consumer Enablement. Because, you see, DRM actually helps consumers by getting more content into their hands. The company already has HD movies on demand ready to go, but is delaying them because of ownership concerns. Says Zitter, 'Digital Consumer Enablement would more accurately describe technology that allows consumers "to use content in ways they haven't before," such as enjoying TV shows and movies on portable video players like iPods. "I don't want to use the term DRM any longer," said Zitter, who added that content-protection technology could enable various new applications for cable operators.'"
Bad News for HBO exec (Score:1, Funny)
how about... (Score:5, Funny)
DRM = Digitally Restricted Media (Score:5, Funny)
DCE = Digitally Constrained Entertainment
A turd by any other name would still smell as foul... er, or something like that.
-S
Re:how about... (Score:5, Funny)
I must send a gift to Bob Zitter (Score:5, Funny)
A bouquet of "fully organic fecal aroma enhancers". Don't worry - they're just like roses.
Re:Freakanomics (Score:2, Funny)
ya.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Freakanomics (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Okay, It's just a term (Score:5, Funny)
Renaming fun (Score:5, Funny)
I no longer want anyone to call it 'copyright violation', but instead lets call it 'early retirement to the public domain'
Powerful Idea (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, right. (Score:5, Funny)
DRM helps users? (Score:1, Funny)
Dude, how can you misspell P2P like that? You on meth or a Dvorak keyboard?
Call it what it is... (Score:5, Funny)
The term Fair Use Circumvention Kit is not only much more descriptive of the true nature of the beast, the acronym is also easy to remember, catchy, and equally descriptive.
Obligatory Futurama (Score:5, Funny)
Slurm Queen: As for you, you will be submerged in Royal Slurm which, in a matter of minutes, will transform you into a Slurm Queen like myself.
Small Glurmo #1: But, Your Highness, she's a commoner. Her Slurm will taste foul.
Slurm Queen: Yes! Which is why we'll market it as New Slurm. Then, when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Slurm Classic, and make billions!
(thanks to The Neutral Planet [geocities.com])
Re:Okay, It's just a term (Score:5, Funny)
Excellent Idea! (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah I would rip that song from the CD to my ipod but the herpes kept me from doing it.
Yeah I would post that clip from Colbert on Youtube but... you know... the herpes...
That'd be awesome!
A rose by any other name (Score:3, Funny)
A steaming pile of shit by any other name would still smell like shit.
Tactics like this make me sick. Every college student working on Marketing degrees should be rounded up and put to work on a farm. At least shoveling shit there would be of benefit to humanity.
It's not buggery (Score:5, Funny)
Rightsizing (Score:4, Funny)
So they need to come up with a term that starts with "right". "Rightlocking" sounds about right since you're locked to the industry's restrictions.
So: "Rightlocking". Remember, you read it first on
Not quite right (Score:3, Funny)
Okay, I can see where they're going with this. It opens up a whole new way of looking at things.
Perhaps those guys in Guantanamo bay were being introduced to cellroom-based liberation therapy, where they are given brand new rights to stay in tiny windowless cubicles behind bars in Cuba, unlike the rest of us, who have to be kept out of there with fences and machine gun nests and minefields. And those Abu Graib so-called "torture victims" were in actual fact being given the benefit of the government's pain-tolerance management entitlement scheme. And at Virginia Tech recently, we had a private citizen taking it upon himself to offer the staff and students a free program of ballistics-based physiological refurbishment.
I think the people behind this 'Digital Consumer Enablement' idea should use it as the basis for a self-administered proctological insertment opportunity.
Re:Freakanomics (Score:4, Funny)
Isn't that the factory that makes AT Machines?
Interesting name... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Okay, It's just a term (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Freakanomics (Score:4, Funny)
I could be wrong, but I think the management is supposed to be digital, not the rights.
Re:Okay, It's just a term (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Okay, It's just a term (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Freakanomics (Score:4, Funny)
Argh - I can hear my C-1541 drive heads chattering now!
(that never stopped copying either...)
Re:Freakanomics (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Freakanomics (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Wrong name (Score:3, Funny)
Does that mean everyone who used the "Cancel" button goes to hell?
Re: H.E.R.P.E.S. (Score:5, Funny)
* Had Ecstasy, Resigned to Pretty Excruciating Software
* Hamstrung Electronic Reuse Platform--Extra Stupid
* Half-assed Extra Rotten Playing Encryption Setup
* Helps Evil Recording People Eat Sushi
Re:Translating service. (Score:3, Funny)
That's the Spirit! (Score:3, Funny)
Do I have a second?
Re:Freakanomics (Score:2, Funny)
No, you're thinking of the automated ATM machine.
There must be something in the air today - only this morning, I heard a radio presenter talking about "personal PIN numbers"
Re:Freakanomics (Score:3, Funny)
HA! A return.. that's a good one.
I am a person! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Freakanomics (Score:5, Funny)
No it's not! Remember, it's "Digital Consumer Enablement" now!
I, for one, welcome this change. Nothing makes the public dislike something faster than giving it an Orwellian, "War-Is-Peace" type name. I mean, picture these name changes:
SUV: "Environment Enhancing Vehicle"
Semi-Automatic Rifle: "Bloodshed Prevention Device"
Watching paint dry: "Paint's Amazing Adventure!"
Shooting fish in a barrel: "Experts-only Marksmanship Challenge"
Zombie invasion: "Undead Welcoming Party"
Invading Iraq to pursue your hairbrained geopolitical theories at the expense of the local population: "Freedom"
Re:I am a person! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Freakanomics (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Call it what it is... (Score:2, Funny)