How To Talk To Aliens 525
Frederic Friedel writes: "In their efforts to talk to alien civilizations human beings are currently
engaged in sending pictures based on a rectangular array of dots, arranged
from left to right and top to bottom. But is this stategy sound? For
instance
what if the aliens do not see in pictures at all, or if they think in vector
graphics rather than bitmap? On ChessBase.com
grandmaster John Nunn proposes sending them a
trading machine instead."
What do they want to hear? (Score:5, Insightful)
Although I think that it is highly likely that their are other civilizations out there, I think that the number of such civilizations that we can currently contact that are between times B and C may be small.
Right now the human race seems to think that whatever they say is worth listening too, much like stories posted by people on slashdot, in their webblogs, or this very comment. But sufficiently advanced minds aren't always interested in these things.
So I think a better way to go about it is, what could we send to an advanced civilization that would be interesting to them? Not to us.
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:4, Funny)
Boost your engine efficiency by 300% - Contact EARTH!!!!11
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:5, Insightful)
That's just how I feel when reading about these efforts at communicating with alien civilisations, and recieving their signals. Just because the human race has had a tendancy to explore the unknown, doesn't mean an alien race will feel the same. For all we know, they could be well aware of our existance, but not care one bit.
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:4, Interesting)
...It has already been done, time and again, here on mother earth.
First, the greek-latin culture founded the basis for the modern science; after that, the arabs copied and expanded modern science as we know it,, whilst western europe wallowed in the middle ages. after some time, the pendulum swung.
The problem is, no civilization can "teach" another one scientific progress. If a culture is interested, it will try and learn whatever others have learnt, PLUS it will eventually add some original content of its own. On the other hand, a civilization that does not want to learn most probably won't.
I always recall the story about the crab nebula. it contains a pulsar, the rotating remains of a supernova, and progressively the rotation is slowing down. it one of the basis of the discovery that you can date novas by timing the rotation of the pulsar remains. We were able to ascertain that, because we know the exact date of the explosion. records say that it could be seen clearly even by day, for days on end. Point is , these records are chinese [seds.org]. no records are available from western europe or arab sources.
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:4, Informative)
http://www.terrybisson.com/meat.html [terrybisson.com]
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:4, Funny)
Porn.
However, trying to imagine what might turn on a silicon based amoeboid lifeform with communal intelligence is a real mind bender.
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:2, Funny)
After all, there people on earth interested in the behavioural patterns of bacteria... and movie stars.
whatever they say is worth listening too (Score:2)
Time A aliens may well be listening for other aliens, just are we are running SETI at home.
Someone, not sure who, descided that we should look for FM signals perticular wave band because that was the easiest way to send a signal accross space so that's what we should look for. I think they use the same reasoning with the send out messages which seems fair.
I don't think they send out messages any more just incase the alines are of the vorgon destroyer type. But I thin
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:5, Insightful)
I dunno.... I'm usually pretty interested in my dog's attempts to communicate. We study ancient/primative cultures. There's no reason to think that aliens wouldn't find us cute.
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:2)
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:2)
Unfortunately, I think my mind isn't sufficiently advanced to get much of a message from trees. Have you witnessed these attempts to communicate?
Re:Eat at Earth (Score:3, Insightful)
I sort of doubt this... While I am generalizing and admit lack of experience in the matter (it's true... I have no actual experience dealing with other life forms), I feel that:
1. A natual progression of an advanced species is to grow food instead of relying on hunting it. Any species that is capable of receiving our signal and/or traveling here no doubt has long ago worked out the whole "food" problem.
2. Humans just aren't a great food s
Re:Eat at Earth (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:3, Funny)
As further proof of that, she doesn't understand this excuse.
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:2)
Communicating with us humans might be the same to the aliens as it is for for us humans to interact with ants. We are simply not interested in interacting with primitive lesser lifeforms such as ants; why should any hypothetical advanced aliens have any interest in interacting with us, when changes are that they are far more advanced?
Especially considering if these advanced aliens are probably already used to "extrahomeworld" lifeforms. - "oh, another planet with near-bacteria-level-lifeforms (hum
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:2)
Lets just hope... (Score:2, Funny)
Or, in the words of another wise man: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What do they want to hear? (Score:3, Funny)
And then what? They mod it up? =)
Actually, I think the biggest barrier to interstellar communication is that we don't know what they use for carriage return.
how to talk to aliens (Score:5, Funny)
first post.
Re:how to talk to aliens (Score:3, Insightful)
Seriously, two words for you: phrase book.
Re:how to talk to aliens (Score:4, Insightful)
Or no, that statement would be just as stereotypical as the parent's. No, no, I guess we'll all just have to accept there are assholes and idiots everywhere.
Lucky us
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I'd like to agree with you, but it's just not true (Score:3)
Europeans are, duh, more accust
Re:how to talk to aliens (Score:2)
Plus the whole "90% of us speak better English than you..." aspect.
Re:how to talk to aliens (Score:3, Funny)
I tried that too. The guy said, "It's been a while since your last visit, hasn't it?"
(an old joke).
Re:how to talk to aliens (Score:2, Funny)
Just in time (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just in time (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Just in time (Score:2, Funny)
I got a better idea (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I got a better idea (Score:5, Insightful)
I dread to think what their conclusions would be!
Re:I got a better idea (Score:5, Funny)
BAD IDEA (Score:2)
And what if... (Score:3, Funny)
This is why we need to send them what everybody loves...
Pr0n!
Re:And what if... (Score:2)
We Need an Intergalactic Fleet (Score:5, Funny)
No. Aliens will look at the pictures and wonder what:
"ÿØÿà" means, when they open it in a text editor. Simply put, there is no easy way to communicate with Aliens. Here's an example of what I'm talking about:
Imagine you're on a mountain top and you want to send a communication to someone else on another mountain top. What form of communication do you use? If you're trying to reach another human being you might be able to send smoke signals, and it would help to know what language that person speaks, or the communication won't work -- they will see the smoke but interpret it incorrectly.
If you fire up a short wave and start sending broadcasting, the other party would only be able to listen if they have the same equipment or at least the ability to listen and understand what you're sending. So high tech is dependant on the odds that your independent civilizations went in the same direction in their research and development, which statistically is likely implausible.
The bottom line is that we might send information into space that will provoke the wrong response, or worse -- we might cause the aliens to believe that there is a strange natural phenomena on Earth that is not worthy of scientific study, and cause them to ignore any future attempts at communication. We should be attracting aliens by producing a stable intergalactic fleet of killer robot ships. They will want to trade with us if we have heavy firepower. It's a status thing, really.
If the aliens are evil, they will respect us. If they are peaceful, they will want to come and try to enlighten us. If we have massive intergalactic firepower, it's a win / win.
If we are weak, the evil aliens will subjugate us into slavery and good aliens will skip us because they have more pressing matters to attend to - such as the rise of a new threat in another quadrant of space they need to try and enlighten.
Therefore, the missile defense program would benefit Canada and the US - because of the aliens!
Sending signals into a void won't be successful.
Re:We Need an Intergalactic Fleet (Score:2)
"ÿØÿà" means, when they open it in a text editor
Solution - ASCII-art!
Unfortunately, Slashdot's lameness filter pre-emptively reports: 'Don't even think about it.' Spoilsports...
Re:We Need an Intergalactic Fleet (Score:2, Funny)
Meh ... (Score:5, Funny)
I bet they don't support PNG, either.
AppleTalk? (Score:3, Funny)
Could happen. Hey, it worked for these guys [imdb.com].
Easy (Score:5, Funny)
Why even send them anything? (Score:2, Insightful)
Prime Numbers (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Prime Numbers (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Prime Numbers (Score:3, Funny)
neither numbers nor math are universal, power is. (Score:5, Interesting)
The moral, any idiot can makes noises (speech) or tap out prime numbers (lots of animals can count, at least subconsciously) but only an intelligent species will imprison what they consider unintelligent.
If anyone knows the name of the short story let me know because I would love to read it again.
Re:neither numbers nor math are universal, power i (Score:3, Insightful)
No it isn't. Spiders, termites, fish, many kinds of snake, bears, great cats, various kinds of bacteria and two kinds of creature in Angband keep other things captive.
Trapping something is a sign of cunning. Cunning is not intelligence. Hunting animals all have cunning.
Re:not sure about keeping other creatures captive (Score:3, Insightful)
As for the ants, you mean capture for slaves, again, not applicable as the slave ants are integrated into the colony as one of their own (ie assimalation)
The key to the whole story is PET. What other animals keep pets besides humans. NONE. It is a waste of resources in the primal world of pure survival.
That was the point of the story, the guys kept a pet (much like the aliens were doing to them) so they must be intelligent.
Re:Prime Numbers (Score:3, Interesting)
He should have sent them a uuencoded video of Hitler in the 1936 Olympics instead.
maybe this is not so smart? (Score:5, Interesting)
the only difference being: we do not sell the food, we are the food.
anyone who has the means of traveling here from outer space outclasses us by several orders of magnitude. thus we are in no bargaining position if we have (or are) something they want.
this raises the question: should we try to make ourselves heard, or should we try to detect others?
Re:maybe this is not so smart? (Score:2, Insightful)
Sure, you can make up some horror movie reason for them to invade (They need our WOMEN! To BREED!) but I think most alien races who investigate us will mark us down as just another carbon-based bipedel lif
Re:maybe this is not so smart? (Score:3, Insightful)
Maybe you didn't realize this, but earth gives off more radiant energy than a brown dwarf. If we really want to hide, we need to do two things:
1) build a wall around the entire planet
2) get a really fast corvette and drive around collecting the radio waves we've been
I always talk to the unknown... (Score:5, Funny)
I never leave home without it.
I for one.... (Score:4, Funny)
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'lo all, we hve descph3rd U'r lanugage from th!s thing U call the 'net.' We hoope U get our l33t! commun!casion. struth afk
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overlords.
Worse yet... (Score:2, Interesting)
If there's one thing we've learned from SoapTrek.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:If there's one thing we've learned from SoapTre (Score:3, Funny)
That's because the translator is messing not only with the ears, but also with the eyes, that way, if you're deaf, you can still read on their lips...
The message should be... (Score:2, Funny)
Missing the point (Score:2, Insightful)
I have a better idea (Score:5, Funny)
Odds are, there's nobody out there listening. Seriously. Space is really big and really empty. The nearest star with a planet is mind-numbingly far away, and the nearest star likely to have a planet which supports life as we know it is even farther away. It's a safe bet that one would need to go yet even farther to find a planet where even tool-users have evolved, let alone an advanced civilization.
If anybody out there is able to get the and reply anytime soon, then they are probably sufficiently advanced that they would probably regard us as little more than animals. Very noisy animals. They will simply blow up the Earth to stop us from hogging bandwith with out SETI broadcasts.
So please, for the sake of humanity, STFU.
Re:I have a better idea (Score:3, Funny)
So please, for the sake of humanity, STFU.
Er...I thought SETI listens, not broadcasts.
Mox
Re:I have a better idea (Score:2)
Re:I have a better idea (Score:2, Informative)
Re:I have a better idea (Score:2, Interesting)
And, my prediction is that they will blow up the Earth to make room for a new intergalactic highway bypass. (Unfortunatly, it'll probabally get destroyed just 5 minutes before it completes running a program that will give us the ultimate answer... oh, it's been working on it now for almost 10 million years.)
Bill
Re:I have a better idea (Score:5, Funny)
Population: 0
Just use a translator, or take lessons... (Score:2)
It's all centered around what is called The Gospel Of Love. The doorway to Celestia's Heaven is in Fresno.
Ha! (Score:5, Funny)
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Meaningful communication? (Score:4, Insightful)
Even if we manage to send data in an understandable format, how do alies actaully go about and *understand* it. In communication studies they talk about common ground, two parts of a communiaction must share a basic notion of the primtive concepts. However an alien race might have completely different concepts to begin with. How do they see that they receive a message with our intent? There are patterns in everything, but you need some basic things to hold onto to seperate noise patterns from what you really want to see.
Interstellar Digital Rights Management (Score:5, Insightful)
If you send someone some information and the key to unlock that information then you haven't actually protected yourself.
Talking to aliens eh? (Score:2)
Speaker-to-Klingons (Score:4, Funny)
Over the top (Score:5, Insightful)
What if they are stupid? (Score:5, Insightful)
Huh? What method of visual representation do we "think in"? My brain does not work on bitmaps, or vectors, but on a pattern-analysing neural nework. In other words, my brain is not limited to a single representation scheme, and I seriously doubt that an alien culture capable of receiving these messages would be so limited.
Lets do the Perl test! (Score:4, Funny)
Earth Girls (Score:2, Funny)
He's awfully trusting (Score:2, Insightful)
Why make it complex? (Score:2, Insightful)
Addendum (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe blow up Jupiter
So how are they testing their hypotheses? (Score:3, Insightful)
mark
Confusion (Score:2)
Good at chess but childish logic (Score:5, Insightful)
The article starts off pretty good, but devolves into some rather circular and odd logic. He does bring up an interesting problem, but he should have just given us an outline of the solution... instead of the drivel that finishes the article.
And once they've received our message (Score:5, Funny)
Troll? Offtopic? Flamebait? Interesting? Funny? Insightful?
The aliens I would really like to communicate with are the more ancient ones who are going to metamoderate...
Just send them an email. (Score:3, Funny)
"I am Gugvunt Blaharn,the only son of late former Grand Dominator, Chief Gugvunt Vader Sr of Vulcan Diamond and Mining corporation.
I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal. My late father diverted these space-credits meant for purchase of ammunition and General Products hulls, for my homeworld, during the peak of disastrous civil war in our planets, now he has deposited the money in the BANK in Tattoine, where I amresiding under political asylum with my mother Mary Many-Tentacles and younger brood sister.
Now the war in my country is over with the help of Romulan soldiers, the present government of Vulcan has revoked the passport of all officers who served under the former regime and now ask star empires to expel such person at the same time freeze their account and confiscate their asset, it is on this note that I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to furnish me with your bank particulars:
1) Account name
2) Account number
3) Number of tentacles
4) Enumerated psychic powers that can be used as weapons
5) Bank address, telephone and fax number, and # of P.O. box on Vogon homeworld.
For you to assist me transfer these credits your private bank account, the said amount is $17.5 Million or equivalent weight in gold-pressed latinum.
I am compensating you with 20 % of the total credits, now all my hope is banked on you and I really wants to invest this money in your planet, were their is stability of government, spontaneous mutations Borg colonization, political and economic welfare.
Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction is real and never a joke. My late father gave me the certificate of deposit issued to him by the BANK on the date of deposit, for you to be clarify because, I do not expose my self to anybody I see, I believe that you are able to keep this transaction secret for me because this money is the hope of my life, it is important."
I predict they will either understand /.'s (Score:3, Funny)
Space Aliens (Score:2, Funny)
Communicating with aliens. (Score:4, Interesting)
I use to play a game with some friend a long time ago. Basically it was about the concept of communicating with aliens. You create two teams. (And keep one or two persons as referee). Now one team had to come up with the concept of an alien race. They would line up their basic way of living and their primary way of communication. The other team should compose a message and a way of sending it to the other team. The referees would then listen to the two parties and deciding how the communication would work (or not).
This little game is a good way to explore the issues faced by communicating into space. Sometimes the races would be underwater sea squid-type of monsters the communicated with sound waves. Other times they used tactile or chemical communication. The last is an obvious way of communicating, as most parts of our body uses this way of communication internally.
Sometimes we would put some special requirements, like the race should have long range communication abilities or should be able to do space travel. The last requirement forced the race team to explain why and how the race would pursue the space quest.
We always faced the core issue of how to transmit the message. It is obvious to uses certain radio frequencies. (There are some wavelengths that are fairly silent in our universe, that would be obvious to use. But check out some of our attempt to locate alien, like SETI for further references of these).
To get their attention it would be obvious to send something out of the ordinary. We have looked fore some time into space now, and have a fairly good idea of how things should look. Now anyone interested would pickup anything that would not be familiar. They would then try to determine if it was intelligent (us?) or some new phenomenon. Sending primes would be good. But anything will really work.
Then the issue as stated in this Slashdot bullet comes next. How to encode the message. Out group quickly found some common issues. If the race communicated with light (sight) they should fairly easy be able to decode an image. Send some basic images, square, circle etc. to define how you have encoded you image. Any intelligent species (and anyone listing to space would probably be), would fairly quickly be able to decode the image. Any race not using sight would probably never decode an image! The same goes for basically all the other weird kinds of communication we came up with. Sound (ears) indicated waves...ect. Basically the message should hold several (identical) encodings of the same message.
But other issues arose in our discussions. Would it be communication? The answer is no. It would be a one-way message. To do communication would be stupid. Wait 50, 100 or more years to answer? So any kind of "How is the weather over there?". "Do you have a cure for cancer?" (Laugh) - would be really foolish. The message should be a one-way (but might be a long one).
But what should we send. The most obvious (if images would be used) would be sending an image of a man and woman. (Where did I hear that before). But to any alien this would be completely without any kind of content. What would these two shapes be? The outline of a gas could in space to guide the way. (No they would not like to travel so far). They might be able to guess... this is how the aliens (us) looks like. Many images with this familiar shape. A good guess. But they would never know. Let's say there was images of cars. (I think we have a lot of that kind of images if we send thousands of images to the in order to tell about us. This familiar shape from before? Is it born from this other shape that we sometimes see it inside. Or do the biggie eat the four-pointy thing with the knob? See?
Try to pick 10-15 images and try to guess what it is if you were an alien? No this was the second part of our two team's effort. How did they interpret the message from the human team? It's a quite funny game, but also quite serious for those who wish to communicate with aliens.
Convergent evolution (Score:5, Insightful)
This has already been done (Score:5, Funny)
Windows 98 used a similar strategy to prohibit productivity. You would be almost done with a word document and the PC would lock tight.
Duh (Score:3, Interesting)
2) ???
3) Profit!
All kidding aside, this article is lame. Starting from the premise of an AI is - how should I put this? - poop. At this point, presuming that we can create AI (computable on a Turing machine, no less) is no more plausible than finding aliens to communicate with.
Re:aliens do not talk. (Score:2)
He clearly should not be posting on
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Re:They not undestand us (Score:2)
Veronica's Closet (Score:2)