MyDoom Windows Worm DDoSing SCO 694
We mentioned the myDoom Worm just a few hours ago, but more information is available now, mainly that its ultimate goal is apparently to DDoS SCO. You can see some more detail at NetCraft. Obviously SCO has a lot of enemies out there right now, but it's always sad to watch someone stoop to this level.
I never thought I'd say this... (Score:0, Funny)
Change domain (Score:5, Funny)
It may be wrong on some level... (Score:3, Funny)
Is the source available on GPL? (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously, its is a shame, it will only fuel Darl's paranoia.
Killing two ugly birds with one stone (Score:5, Funny)
1. The virus makes M$ operating systems look bad.
2. The DDoS attack goes after every Linux lover's most hated target, SCO.
But I do feel sorry for the people forced to used Windows by PHBs or who are novice users that don't know better than to run e-mailed executables.
Re:I never thought I'd say this... (Score:5, Funny)
ed (Score:5, Funny)
s/is/eir
Not so different from SETI? (Score:5, Funny)
Really, people (Score:1, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Something Doesn't Add Up (Score:1, Funny)
What's your address? I can send it to you...
Re:I never thought I'd say this... (Score:0, Funny)
New tactics? (Score:5, Funny)
Seems like it's about time SCO came up with a new business model. Here's my suggestion:
FROM: Mr. Darl McBride
Santa Cruz Organisation
Lindon, Utah
Dear Sir:
I have been requested by the Santa Cruz Organisation to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Santa Cruz Organisation has recently concluded a large number of dubious security trades. These pump-and-dump operations have immediately produced moneys equalling US$75,000,000. The Santa Cruz Organisation is desirous of setting up business in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the U.S. Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.
Your assistance is requested as a non-U.S. citizen to assist the Santa Cruz Organisation in moving these funds out of the U.S. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your Swedish account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Santa Cruz Organisation. In exchange for your accomodating services, the Santa Cruz Organisation would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$7.5 million of this amount.
However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to U.S. law, you must hold at least one license for Santa Cruz Organisation Intellectual Property, which are available at a cost of US$699.
If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lindon, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Santa Cruz Organisation.
Please call me at your earliest convenience. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the U.S. Government will realize that the Federal Reserve is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.
Yours truly, etc.
Darl McBride
YESSSSSSS. (Score:0, Funny)
I'll do everything to bug sco.
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Re:SCO probably wrote it (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me of a joke... (Score:4, Funny)
Now, with a proper sed'ing
Re:Something Doesn't Add Up (Score:0, Funny)
> showing a DDOS right now?
I guess some people have been playing with their system clocks to get around lame trial-period software?
Re:Is the source available on GPL? (Score:0, Funny)
No, but you can buy the SDK here [amazon.co.uk].
Re:Not so different from SETI? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Change domain (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Killing two ugly birds with one stone (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't you get it? There are no weapons of mass destruction! It was all made up by Darl and his cronies!
Re:Not so different from SETI? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I never thought I'd say this... (Score:3, Funny)
Quick, disable your AV software, and get some Windows boxes on the internet!
You know, this reminds me of one time when an apartment building in our neighborhood was burning. Sure, you felt sorry to see it burn, and you felt sorry to see the people who lived there get hurt, but man, it's really fun to watch a building burn!
Really, there was one guy in the group who came out in a lawn chair with a six pack and watched it all happen. Raised his beer with a "Hell yea!" when the wooden frame structure collapsed.
Re:Something Doesn't Add Up (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not so different from SETI? (Score:1, Funny)
I hope someone comes up with a better acronym
guess its time.. (Score:1, Funny)
hmm on second thought, thousands of windows computers at work and just as many ignorant email users...
As the article said, I hate to see anyone stoop this low, but SCO had it coming. You can anger windows users, because they don't know any better, but Linux users? Well we fight back!
Re:SCO probably wrote it (Score:1, Funny)
While some may consider that the virus is "derived" from SCO intellectual property, it doesn't contain actual SCO code.
So sad (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, it makes me very sad. Can someone hand me a hanky? I think I need some alone time to cry about this.
Re:I never thought I'd say this... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not so different from SETI? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Something Doesn't Add Up (Score:3, Funny)
--Joe Sixpack.
Pirates? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:SCO probably wrote it (Score:5, Funny)
Sir, it is obvious you have little to no understanding of the 1337 script kiddie culture. In exchange for a DDOS attack, the worm writers get something called mad pr0pz, which is a form of honor and integrity among those in the community.
Re:I never thought I'd say this... (Score:4, Funny)
W00t ! I did it ! (Score:5, Funny)
Server Error
The following error occurred:
[code=SERVER_RESPONSE_RESET] The server response could not be read because of an error. Contact your system administrator.
Please contact the administrator.
Woo-hoo ! I DoSed the SCO server with only one finger !
Re:Something Doesn't Add Up (Score:3, Funny)
Due to the speed of the modern information infrastructure, and the method by which this virus distributes itself, a considerable number of copies will have crossed the international dateline several times during transmission. For these, it is indeed February 1st, and therefore these viruses are functioing correctly. Of course a similar number will have crossed in the other direction, so we can expect to see new DDOS attacks on SCO at least until February 5th
Not so bad... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Funny, I think: (Score:3, Funny)
Remember, SCO cant see the distinction!
Sweet!... uh I mean bad virus... bad virus (Score:2, Funny)
Re:W00t ! I did it ! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:I never thought I'd say this... (Score:3, Funny)
Real Human Beings (Score:3, Funny)
Thief (targeting a pistol): Money, quickly!
Real Human Being (With a disarming smile): Mr Thief, Would you like to visit a court with me in order to resolve our conflict? I just happen to have some megabucks to spend for our litigation!
Re:Funny, I think: (Score:4, Funny)
I'm sure they just gave themselves a license and wrote off the $699 on their taxes as a business expense ;)
Re:SCO probably wrote it (Score:3, Funny)
Re:New tactics? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This is not one of SCO's enemies... (Score:2, Funny)
<sarcasm>
Quick, call the Patriot Act Police [bushin30seconds.org], some linux using terrorists wrote some code to ping that good God loving American company, The SCO Group! Abusing them with their own IP, the gall of it!! </sarcasm>
Re:W00t ! I did it ! (Score:1, Funny)
Guess what SCO's doing with their finger.
Not the intended effect (Score:5, Funny)
Besides SCO doesn't need the internet as they hardly can expect to have any real customers left.
Nowdays their business model is based purely on litegation. To my knowledge lawsuits are delivered by hand, so a DDoS would not disturb their business at all.
Heard in the halls of SCO (Score:5, Funny)
[Bob] Yup. It's getting just plain impossible to dump this stock [macobserver.com] anymore. What do we do? We got hammered on that 'dog ate our homework' line on our court filing last week. What do you think David? You guys did a bang up job making it look like Gore won Florida when there was no way a recount would ever show that. Hell, half the country still believes that 'selected, not elected' crap.
[Boies] Well I always say, play offense, not defense. We need to get the public back on our side. Control the spin. You know, make us out to be the victim again. It plays into these schmucks capability for pity.
[Darl] I got it! What if we were being attacked by evil hackers again? (laughs)
[Boies] Bingo. What can your geeks whip up quick, Darl?
[Darl] Well they sure ain't coding operating systems and their time spent looking for code violations in Linux has been a big waste. Maybe we could put them on making some sort of johnson or trojan or something that attacks our Internet connection. Bench, you think that'd help our numbers?
[Bob] Might. What'da say Dave?
[Boies] Hell, it'd be perfect! I'd bet it'd not only turn the PR our way, but I could put that half-assed son of Hatch's to business suing Internet service providers for causing our business damage. And if we totally bomb in court with this asshole judge, we'll just claim the whole company imploded cause of the Internet hacks and sue the pants off of every provider.
[Darl] Love it! Hey, let's call it some prophetic name like SCO doom or our doom like those bozos at the church are always yacking about end of world crap. Should get them riled up too. And hey, it might just be true for SCO! To the bank, buddies!
I'll miss those SCO press releases.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is not one of SCO's enemies... (Score:3, Funny)
Some time ago I had a hope that Microsoft will be broken by the weight of justice and right plus weight of users' dissatisfaction...
Re:SCO probably wrote it (Score:1, Funny)
Agent MyDoom: but how will your make a press release... if you are unable to speak?
Troll McBride: you can't stop me I am the one!
Agent MyDoom: well there's me
Agent MyDoom2: and me
Agent MyDoom3: and me
Agent MyDoom4: and me
Agent MyDoom5: and me
Agent MyDoom6: and me
*fight ensues*
But you can't keep a good troll down, and MyDoom is defeated by Troll McBride's pure force of will.
--cut to the alternate world where charaters now have different roles --
Troll McBride: source code? there is no source code.
Novell: it's not in your OS my love.
Troll McBride: but it's just a game
Novell: so is this, have fun.
Troll McBride: alright, alright, let us see where this goes. You two, get the source code.
*two main lawyers go all sinister and transparent and sink into the ground*
Linus: that's a nice trick.
Tux: I cannot go back! *slides away ala tux racer*
IBM: I'll handle them. *linus and perens run after tux*
Troll McBride: handle us? you'll handle us? you know your unix heritage had much more respect. *signals to other lawyers*
*lawyers release a barrage of photocopied source code, and discovery requests at IBM*
*IBM holds up judges orders for real evidence, shit flying through air is halted and falls to the ground*
Troll McBride: o..k.., you have some skill - FUD him.
*the PR men hiding in laywers suits begin to duck and weave their PR attacks*
NEXT EPISODES OF ABSURD-I-SCO-TRICKS HAVE YET TO BE FINALIZED... KEEP WATCHING.
Re:Opportunity knocking... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:SCO probably wrote it (Score:3, Funny)
So then they run through all possible IP addresses and throw out the ones doing a DoS (ie: Windows).
The rest are obviously in violation.
RIAA (Score:2, Funny)
1) Attacks users of Kazaa
2) Attacks evil corporation on top and finally returns RIAA to their hard fought spot!
Re:I never thought I'd say this... (Score:5, Funny)
Aw geez, you guys shouldn't have!
Re:Not so different from SETI? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Reminds me of a joke... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Something Doesn't Add Up (Score:3, Funny)
The international date line isn't some magical gateway that adds or subtracts from your date. It doesn't work like that.
Re:SCO probably wrote it (Score:3, Funny)
Since there is Linux code in the virus, even a small amount of Linux code, then the virus must belong to SCO, because SCO owns Linux.
Since SCO owns the virus, they're guilty, and they owe a lot of people a whole lot of money.
Alright! Who did it????? (Score:2, Funny)